Warcraft III ability in real life

[Animalpower]

Reincarnation

 

[Chizume]

Invulnerability still beats all abilities.

@Vermillion Edict You get Blink and I get Evasion (Neutral Hostile 100%) and we'll see who wins!

 

[67chrome]

^ If he deals splash damage he could still hit you XD

Locust is better, it allows you to walk through walls and grants invulnerability. People can't touch you with locust.

 

[Hemske]

Invulnerability still beats all abilities.

Depends on how you consider "beat". It is no fun to just be invulnerable. You will have much more fun with other abilities. And life isn't so fragile that you actually need invulnerability for anything either, according to me that said.

 

[Direfury]

Go all Peter Griffin on your buddies.

"I bet you all $1000 I'll survive that fall"

Now imagine a really, really tall building. Preferably one with the tip under cloud cover.

 

[Chizume]

People can't touch you with locust.

That ought to suck as much as it is cool. No hugs or kisses or anything related :<

 

[TheKurt009]

Wait, I want Transmute. Selling bitches left and right would be awesome.



You fingered a dude? Interesting. Please tell me more.

did you know how it hurts?
got victimized by them!
now that the forbidden jutsu was out, now's the time for,
titty crunch! they press your tits with their fingers so hard you're gonna cry!
fuck! i was gangbanged by them! fucking tits hurt... i got my arm grabbed like i was in mma then titty crunched! shit!!! fockin don'tmess with meeee!!!!
haha! it was so fun when i masterlocked that fatbitch with huge tits!
still got my tits sore from last time, but i had my revenge!!! sweeettt...
dude that's how we guys play at school!
or, throw jabs at each other, throw CHAIRS at each other!!!
then tomorrow it was just like nothing happened...
and don't get me started on how i started a stampede...

 

[-Peper-]

Cast stampede on your school = win.

 

[TheKurt009]

yeah, stampede of the rats haha!
i like Mirror Image.

 

[Ironside]

Depends on how you consider "beat". It is no fun to just be invulnerable. You will have much more fun with other abilities. And life isn't so fragile that you actually need invulnerability for anything either, according to me that said.

Tell that to soldiers
Invulnerable soldier, I win.

 

[Hemske]

Invulnerable soldiers can be locked up in big bunkers below the ground. Try beat invisible soldiers with blink.

 

[Ironside]

Invulnerable soldiers can be locked up in big bunkers below the ground. Try beat invisible soldiers with blink.

Only if you manage to setup a trap, as you can't even touch him.

 

[Hemske]

I can pretend to be his friend. And lure him down my cellar. Where my hidden jail is.

 

[67chrome]

That ought to suck as much as it is cool. No hugs or kisses or anything related :<

touche'

Invulnerable soldiers can be locked up in big bunkers below the ground. Try beat invisible soldiers with blink.

If their invulnerability is granted by locust they ignore pathing entirely
But ya, regular invulnerability someone might go all out wolverine-experimental on you :S

though I think if I was invulnerable I'd probably do a lot more stunts on my snowboard, and maybe take up other sports were worrying about having my face ground off wouldn't be an issue anymore. And do stuff like smash spiders with my bare hands. Being the next crocodile hunter would be pretty entertaining with that to, you could actually get bit/mauled/impaled by a lot of critters without worrying about the consequences. What happens when I stick my hand in the shark's mouth? He looses a lot of teeth. That's what happens. Suckers.

 

[Juliano]

I choose Wander(Neutral)...

kidding

I'd go with Unsummon Building, so I could destroy random people's buildings slowly and become rich with it.
LAWL

 

[Ironside]

I choose Wander(Neutral)...

kidding

I'd go with Unsummon Building, so I could destroy random people's buildings slowly and become rich with it.
LAWL

You can only unsummon undead buildings, so...

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

Use pillage, that's close enough

 

[Chizume]

Use pillage, that's close enough

Lolz what a sight. Some guy standing with a bat hitting a wall gaining cash. Cool stuff

 

[Direfury]

Polymorph.

 

[Deolrin]

Vermillion, you're only suppose to pick ONE ability, you seem to be coming up with something new every second.

 

[Vunjo]

Debode just pwn3d Vermillion for 10 rep points xD

 

[Testiclies]

I don't know, I think I'm going to have to go with one of the following:
Exhume Corpses: Something about walking around with corpses spawning in my wake really makes me a happy panda. ;D
Cleave: This way, I can bitch slap as many people as I want at once!
Spell Steal: "That guy sure is an amazing Guitarist. I'ma have to take that." Simple enough.
Mana Flare: Good luck using all of your new abilities when I pop this baby! Unless it's passive. :/ Ah well. Can't always win at everything.
Phase Shift: This one only works 'cause I'm easily amused. I'd shift out of existence in public, then come back in and yell "WHERE THE HELL WAS I?!?"
Sorry for my slightly long list, I felt like I had some good ideas. Still can't decide which is MY favorite though. :/

 

[Direfury]

Vermillion, you're only suppose to pick ONE ability, you seem to be coming up with something new every second.

Hex =.=

 

[Deolrin]

Because guitar skills = magic, yes.

 

[Disasterpiece512]

Divine Shield or Cripple.

Big Bad Voodoo would be badass too XD.

 

[Orcnet]

Shockwave! or in jap words its called "Kamehame".
because I like blowing stuff with focused energy

 

[Master_Elite]

possession would be cool....

 

[XxJizzxX]

That ability the one where one of when hydras die. LOLOL if i got murdered 2 lvl 6 hydras would pop out and just pwn whoever killed...
That or sleep...I would be so much healthier if i just passed out at night instead of having complete insomnia xD

 

[SamNainocard]

Far Sight, I can see and feel anywhere without traveling to that place.

Maybe Metamorphosis, I love transformation, but transforms into black winged demon is weird, so Storm Crow Form or Bear Form for me.

 

[chobibo]

Shockwave! or in jap words its called "Kamehame".

No, it's "Turtle Devastation Wave" or "Turtle Destruction Wave", not shockwave.

Shockwave! in Japanese is Shōgekiha!

I'll pick channel and trigger all the effects I want.

 

[Sky Green]

I would pick Charm or a custom create trees to make a beautiful forest lol

 

[xDeathKnightx]

Reveal
Wind Walk, or Tranquility or Metamorphosis, or Reincarnation, or Avatar.

But reveal, would be cool.

 

[Cihparg]

Spellbook.

 

[AyeKantSpel]

I'd pick earthquake, what's not to love about being able to control the ground beneath your feet... or someone else's...

 

[Bloodbath]

CAll to arms...



just kidding

id choose windwalk...so i can spy on everybody....

 

[-Peper-]

CAll to arms...



just kidding

id choose windwalk...so i can spy on everybody....

You pervert.

 

[daverave1212]

I'd chose Drunken Brawler it s a nice ability,come on!It is,isn't it? xD

 

[BlackLine]

Reincarnation

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Sometimes, Mirror Image. Definitely.

 

[Orcnet]

Sometimes, Mirror Image. Definitely.

Mirror Image is a great ability! I mean you do a lot of things in a few seconds because of those clones

 

[MGCǂSpectre]

Spawn Hydra, so that Hydras come out when u get defeated endless number of hydras and no fucking end you always see smaller and smaller hydras Matrioshka style )

 

[TheKurt009]

You pervert.

lol!

 

[opiumwar]

The Ghost's ability or the permanent invisibility or wind walk or evasion with 100% chance

if i cant have one of those the, locust ability xD
if i cant locust i'll have perma bash
or channel

or maybe impale for multiple tentacle rape

 

[SentryIII]

Am I the only one who wants Slow? I already have the Wander ability though, and I use it everyday.

 

[fladdermasken]

Each attack that does damage to a building also gains resources.

Pillage wouldn't be too bad.
Anything that sponsor demolition is worth its weight in gold.

 

[Orcnet]

I Like Gold! nice Idea

 

[Arisaitou]

I want lifesteal aura, so every time i hit a person, i will gain more life, and just by *hitting* it

 

[MGCǂSpectre]

Return Gold, so workers return gold to me.

 

[Arisaitou]

i want Magic Immune
so i cannot be hit with magic

 

[Vunjo]

and what kind of magic can hurt u irl?