Warcraft III ability in real life

[Orcnet]

Pony Magic? is that why you want Magic Immune?

 

[jsheph03]

I think i would get the Undead's Meat Wagon "Drop Corpse" Ability, I would need that alot.

Lol. I would really choose the Night Elves "Storm Crow Form" so I can fly away whenever I'm bored

 

[Vunjo]

^ And what do you do with bunch of corpses IRL?

Flying gets boring once you start flying a lot.

 

[Poodercakes]

Divine Shield/Storm Crow form/Mirror Image

 

[harmjanz]

i go with infrenus... i take charm ^^ u is mine to do as i wants
lol ^^

 

[Chudy]

i'd take pandaren's drunken haze - Infinite booze

 

[nedio95]

Raise Skeletons(Just go to nearest graveyard)
Note:I dont remember was it Raise SSkeletons or Raise dead or smthing like this. I mean the necromancer ability.

 

[Deolrin]

It's Raise Dead.
And imo, you'd better get Animated Dead... It raises 12 of the nearest dead guys into zombies with invulnerable armor that last for longer(I think) than Skeletons, so thus effectively getting you a much better zombie army!

 

[Raven0]

You kidding? Mind control OFC

 

[Arisaitou]

you cant control me, i have Spell Immunity

 

[Ss-4-Goku]

Mirror Image. I can summon them, make them go to school and make new ones every recess. Chores would be easier and they could just carry me around.

 

[Rui]

Actually, Spell Immunity does not prevent Charm or Possession. You need Resistant Skin for that.

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

Control Magic would be sweet if you could use it on a more universal scale then just transferring buffs

 

[67chrome]

^^Do you mean spell steal? I think control magic is just a mind-control that only works on summoned units.

 

[Darkgamma]

Regeneration Aura so I never die beat that ressurection!

 

[Crazed_seal2]

Regeneration Aura so I never die beat that ressurection!

Invulnerable.

Beats all!

 

[-Peper-]

Regeneration Aura so I never die beat that ressurection!

I'll have the finger of death so you will die before you can even regenerate.

 

[Darkgamma]

Invulnerable.

Beats all!

Nah it's too short

I'll have the finger of death so you will die before you can even regenerate.

Peper: "I need more mana"

 

[-Peper-]

Nah it's too short



Peper: "I need more mana"

There Is No Spoon.

 

[Darkgamma]

There Is No Spoon.

Life is multiplayer. Cheats don't work

 

[Tleno]

Oh, Thorns aura or whatever it's called (The one Keeper of Groove has). Touch me and I'm gonna touch you.

 

[Latecat]

goblin sapper's Kabooom!
(self-destruct in other words)

in a more serious note:
permanent invisibility (e.g akama's passive skill), because from my experiences in war3, not even liquid can show your position to enemies. nope, not even white paint or nothing - also cloaks my clothes, too! oh right, but maybe attacking can...
why? because i would be able to do some...things... *wink wink*

 

[Ss-4-Goku]

Keeper of Groove. That's a good one right there.

 

[taxikar]

I would just want LOCUST. Must be the best fun to go through walls and noone could harm me (except Unit - Remove of course).

 

[Crazed_seal2]

Oh, Thorns aura or whatever it's called (The one Keeper of Groove has). Touch me and I'm gonna touch you.

Ewwww....

Invulnerable beats all hands down.
Okay?

 

[InfernalTater]

Cannibalism... Na, JK
I'd have to go with... Rain of Chaos, charm, or mirror image

 

[Magtheridon96]

I'd choose the Wind Walk (Excellent for raping xD)

 

[Direfury]

Just putting this out there, but you may want to censor yourself a little, Mag.

 

[Razosh]

If you could have one of the standard Warcraft III abilities in real life, which one would you choose? This also includes ultimates and item abilities but excludes Resurrection and similar revive abilities, it would just ruin the fun of this.

Mirror Image that way I could skip things I dont enjoy and enjoy thing I enjoy

 

[takakenji]

did you know how it hurts?
got victimized by them!
now that the forbidden jutsu was out, now's the time for,
titty crunch! they press your tits with their fingers so hard you're gonna cry!
fuck! i was gangbanged by them! fucking tits hurt... i got my arm grabbed like i was in mma then titty crunched! shit!!! fockin don'tmess with meeee!!!!
haha! it was so fun when i masterlocked that fatbitch with huge tits!
still got my tits sore from last time, but i had my revenge!!! sweeettt...
dude that's how we guys play at school!
or, throw jabs at each other, throw CHAIRS at each other!!!
then tomorrow it was just like nothing happened...
and don't get me started on how i started a stampede...

what the hell did you just say

 

[Pharaoh_]

I'd pick Magic Immunity, because the most powerful attack is the best defense.
For offensive cases, Tornado. <3

I'd choose the Wind Walk (Excellent for raping xD)

You mean Ghost, cause when you would begin your pervert actions, the invisibility would break

 

[abyss69]

i would chose ...PIKACHU! Jk, i would chose harvest lumber...

 

[Darkgamma]

did you know how it hurts?
got victimized by them!
now that the forbidden jutsu was out, now's the time for,
titty crunch! they press your tits with their fingers so hard you're gonna cry!
fuck! i was gangbanged by them! fucking tits hurt... i got my arm grabbed like i was in mma then titty crunched! shit!!! fockin don'tmess with meeee!!!!
haha! it was so fun when i masterlocked that fatbitch with huge tits!
still got my tits sore from last time, but i had my revenge!!! sweeettt...
dude that's how we guys play at school!
or, throw jabs at each other, throw CHAIRS at each other!!!
then tomorrow it was just like nothing happened...
and don't get me started on how i started a stampede...

Uh... you OK? (Nah, this is close to how things were back in my day )

i would chose ...PIKACHU! Jk, i would chose harvest lumber...

That's one of the rare abilities we already have (along with gold, flaming arrows that cost no mana and kaboom )
Pikachu was an interesting ability in-game, tho

 

[darkdeathknight]

I would choose the WorldEditor. HAHAHA aren't I so funny?

 

[Vunjo]

I would choose the WorldEditor. HAHAHA aren't I so funny?

no??

 

[darkdeathknight]

well yeah it was sarcasm

 

[Christers]

Hmm. One of these:

Charm - Soon, I'll have an army of fanatics and coup d'etat THE WORLD!

Divine Shield - Hello, stunt actor career!

Force of Nature - I work part-time as a lumberjack. This would make my job eeeaaaasyyy.

Pillage - Bank + My Fist = Millionaire!

Far Sight - ... no comment. You all know why.

Drunken Haze - Eternal supply of alcohol... Do I need more of a reason? I think this is the winner.

 

[Sky Green]

well yeah it was sarcasm

than use the sarcasm bb code

 

[darkdeathknight]

didnt know there was one

 

[killa95]

Dunno.. I'll take Mass Teleport, or Cluster Rockets to blow crap up..

 

[NearbyHermit]

Pillage - I would start hitting houses.

 

[Axarion]

Transmute - Why should I start hitting houses if I can just transform everything into gold

 

[Deolrin]

...Because then you would be a police suspect, a murderer, and probably a 'wizard'.

Unless you have absolutely no problem converting people into their 'gold value'.

 

[Fussiler1]

Reincarnation.

IMMORTALITY!

 

[darkdeathknight]

Then you would be littering hundreds of ankhs with light from the sky.

 

[XxJizzxX]

Fire, Earth, and Storm
Being 3 pandas that own? ohh ya =)

 

[Vunjo]

Fire, Earth, and Storm
Being 3 pandas that own? ohh ya =)

and what do you do with 3 pandas?????

 

[Drazhar]

I'd take Metamorphosis; turn in to a big ass demon that shoots fiery boulders? Hell yeah

 

[Latecat]

Drazhar, i hope you prefer Illidan's metamorphosis (non-demon illidan*) since its permanent though you can change back at will

 

[Statharas]

Metamorphosis. Just to reign some chaos on unsuspecting people.


Imagine it.

Is that a cloud? Is that a plane? Is that a bird? Is that a HOLY FUCK IT'S HEADED TOWARDS US