Warcraft III ability in real life

[supertoinkz]

Channel. I COULD CREATE MY OWN SPELLZ.

 

[Direfury]

Too much L4D parody.

Lordy, I thought he said SPEELZ.

 

[rcshaggy]

Devour, Flame Strike, and Charm for me thanks.

I want to eat my victims whole, burn down my enemies, and use Charm to take over a army to my cause and take over!

 

[PurplePoot]

Channel. I COULD CREATE MY OWN SPELLZ.

I laughed.

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True Sight, obviously. How else do you plan to see ninjas?

 

[Lambdadelta]

Reincarnate

 

[MGCǂSpectre]

Invulnerable (Neutral) DUH

 

[Urwaldbewohner]

I want Plague?

 

[infrenus]

I want Plague?

Its yours my friend *Thorws with a meat wagon* Fresh plague =p

 

[Nudl9]

Tranquility, i'd be praised like a saint.

Or rain of fire?

 

[Direfury]

Blizzard.

Especially helpful if they royally screw up D3 for me.

Oh the irony in my vengeful rampage will not be lost on me.

 

[Vunjo]

1. Demolish - So I can destroy School
2. Divine Shield - So nobody can stop me while doing it ^^

 

[Tleno]

Oh I know! Rally!

 

[Direfury]

As it turns out, Stephen Hawking doesn't have Move.

 

[Rui]

Attribute Bonus!
A high leveled one, of course. Huge boosts to Strength, Agility and Intelligence! =D

That's one I just thought of =P but I've always wanted to have Blink.

I would have suggested Burrow too, but damn, you'd need to borrow Tunneling Claws from StarCraft II for it to be any fun. =P

Reincarnation was a good choice, though.

 

[MGCǂSpectre]

Oh I know! Rally!

That's good. You can rally all people to hell.

 

[Direfury]

Michael Jackson doesn't have Reincarnate.

 

[Vunjo]

Come on guys, don't you want to crush school into pieces? xD

 

[Ironside]

Come on guys, don't you want to crush school into pieces? xD

Not at all, why would I ever want to?

 

[Vunjo]

Not at all, why would I ever want to?

To be free, to play musical instruments (if you can) till you want to, make maps till you want to, sleep whenever you want to, do pretty much anything whenever you want to.

 

[Ironside]

To be free, to play musical instruments (if you can) till you want to, make maps till you want to, sleep whenever you want to, do pretty much anything whenever you want to.

Think outside of the box, you'd not even know how to count and write if there wasn't school. I don't see the fun in that.

 

[Vunjo]

Think outside of the box, you'd not even know how to count and write if there wasn't school. I don't see the fun in that.

That is abolutelly correct, and I indeed totally agree with you, but still, we are pretty much learning shits, I don't know where are you from, and how hard schools are there, but I am in Croatia, which has schools that are world 3. hardest, + I have a music school, so freedom is everything I wanna now =D
Still, smart people without school would do something meaningful, ppl on THW would sure make maps, and if you ask me, I would also study maths, and music, so it's like, I wouldn't just sit at my pc doing nothing.
Also, I noticed that since the school started, people aren't that much online anymore, at least kids, which are as far as I know the most.

EDIT: OMG I WROTE WOULD INSTEAD OF WOULDN'T xD

 

[Ironside]

That is abolutelly correct, and I indeed totally agree with you, but still, we are pretty much learning shits, I don't know where are you from, and how hard schools are there, but I am in Croatia, which has schools that are world 3. hardest, + I have a music school, so freedom is everything I wanna now =D
Still, smart people without school would do something meaningful, ppl on THW would sure make maps, and if you ask me, I would also study maths, and music, so it's like, I would just sit at my pc doing nothing.
Also, I noticed that since the school started, people aren't that much online anymore, at least kids, which are as far as I know the most.

Intentional unpolite speech:Hi Neighbour!

Anyway I don't know which is harder, yours or Slovenia.

 

[Vunjo]

that's all you had to say, neighbour? xD
Well, if Croatia is at 3. place, China is at 1./2., it's almost impossible that Slovenia has harder schools =)
Mind if I add you as friend =)? Are you a mapmaker/modeler/skinner or what?

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Locust

No, not the Crypt Lord ultimate, just the one that makes the little locust units wander around and makes them untargetable.

Ninjas can't catch you if you have Locust on.

 

[Ironside]

that's all you had to say, neighbour? xD
Well, if Croatia is at 3. place, China is at 1./2., it's almost impossible that Slovenia has harder schools =)
Mind if I add you as friend =)? Are you a mapmaker/modeler/skinner or what?

Was spell & map maker, have left games for quite few months now.

 

[dead-man-walking]

IMPAAAAAAAAAAALE and CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIING.
On defensive side, Devotion Aura and Spiked Carapace sounds nice.
Oh. And Blink!

 

[Vunjo]

IMPAAAAAAAAAAALE and CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIING.
On defensive side, Devotion Aura and Spiked Carapace sounds nice.
Oh. And Blink!

Everybody wants blink, but didn't they forget Mass Teleport?

 

[dead-man-walking]

Everybody wants blink, but didn't they forget Mass Teleport?

Mass Teleport may pull in unknowing passerby and has limited range on where you can teleport yourself to.

 

[Vunjo]

Mass Teleport may pull in unknowing passerby and has limited range on where you can teleport yourself to.

As far as I know, Mass Teleport is level 6 ability from Archmage, which teleports to start location. Since there are no start locations in real life, it would teleport you anywhere. Blink has limited range, not mass teleport lolz

 

[Direfury]

I'ma laugh at all the guys who realize they'll just end up at the place they were born at.

I'd also laugh at the dude who pops up in a science lab and notices the tank. And the labelled vials.

 

[PROXY]

stormstrike. who doesn't want to silently throw hammers with gigantic speed at their teacher and knock them out?

 

[Direfury]

People who like axes better.

 

[dead-man-walking]

As far as I know, Mass Teleport is level 6 ability from Archmage, which teleports to start location. Since there are no start locations in real life, it would teleport you anywhere. Blink has limited range, not mass teleport lolz

Um... Its actually town center and not starting point (Or, following your logic, your mom's womb).
Blink has limited range with such a short cooldown.

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

Locust

No, not the Crypt Lord ultimate, just the one that makes the little locust units wander around and makes them untargetable.

Ninjas can't catch you if you have Locust on.

Seems like it would backfire
You wouldn't be able to target yourself anymore, and thus give yourself orders - thus you'd permanently be stuck in locust, wandering around aimlessly until you stop and move to your spawn location and stay there, forever, unable to interact with anyone else and them unable to interact with you.

 

[Vunjo]

Um... Its actually town center and not starting point (Or, following your logic, your mom's womb).
Blink has limited range with such a short cooldown.

You are right, but if you are far away from home, or lost, Mass teleport is teh best option ^^

 

[Noobsmoke]

Mass Teleport, Blink or Permanent Invisibility

 

[The_Silent]

Mass Teleport, Blink or Permanent Invisibility

Prefer "Ghost" to permanent invisibillity, as it alows you to walk through objects and attack while still invisible.

 

[Immolater]

dark portal

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Mount Hippogryph

 

[Vunjo]

Mount Hippogryph

And where do you find one? xD

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Euhm in Warcraft ri- Oh shit...

 

[Zarathustra]

Mount Hippogryph

I'm sure the furries have tried that one already...

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Seems like it would backfire
You wouldn't be able to target yourself anymore, and thus give yourself orders - thus you'd permanently be stuck in locust, wandering around aimlessly until you stop and move to your spawn location and stay there, forever, unable to interact with anyone else and them unable to interact with you.

I have lifesteal. Your argument is invalid.

 

[Skycraft]

Call to Arms.
I could wake up and get dressed quicker.

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

I choose Kaboom.
When everyone wants to kill you, just suicide.

 

[Wazzz]

Why wait until then, GIANT_CRABY? Just suicide now

Aaaaaand I would choooooooose.... harvest lumber. To make monies. And build houses. Yeeeeeea

 

[Deolrin]

Charm.

Because Mind Controlled girls can't say no.

 

[Wazzz]

Charm.

Because Mind Controlled girls can't say no.

What made you change your mind from using Wind Walk to get that surprise butt secks you're always after? Did you decide to switch from dicks to chicks? I just wish you'd make your mind up, Debode, you come across as one confused individual.

 

[Gausslander]

Blink.

 

[Deolrin]

What made you change your mind from using Wind Walk to get that surprise butt secks you're always after? Did you decide to switch from dicks to chicks? I just wish you'd make your mind up, Debode, you come across as one confused individual.

It was a joke, someone else already used Wind Walk. (Not that my latest post ISN'T a joke...)