Warcraft III ability in real life

[Direfury]

Trueshot Aura.

Nothing says 'stfu' like something thrown across the room.

 

[Deolrin]

Except you'll still have to be able to aim.
Because Trueshot Aura only makes your projectiles more painful.

 

[MortAr]

Divine Shield.

 

[BreathingAcid]

Inventory.

 

[Wazzz]

True Shot Aura makes units do more damage by making them aim better! >

I reckon a pretty cool ability would be Load Wisp. Never know when you'll need those Wisps.

 

[Skycraft]

Don't forget the best ability ever.
Finger Of Death.

Because fingering someone, never felt so good!

 

[-Peper-]

Rain of Chaos, make a rain of meteors on your school and control those infernals

 

[Wazzz]

But with Load Wisp you could... load wisps O:

 

[-Peper-]

Cargo hold is more useful

 

[indomitable1319]

Shadowmeld seems like fun. :3

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

Shadowmeld seems like fun. :3

It is, when u wanna fight zombies at night.
Shoot the zombie, the zombie comes after u, then use shadowmeld, and the zombie walks away, then shoot it and it comes to you.....(Repeat the whole process and zombies will be sick and tired of you.)

 

[Deolrin]

Yeah, because that's what a reasonable zombie would do. Activate its retarded MMORPG AI.

 

[Wazzz]

Luckily for us zombies aren't irl. Shadowmeld would simply help in running away from pursuers at night. Or ambushing people. That would be sweeeeeet.

 

[indomitable1319]

YEYEYEYE

Permanent Invisibility also uberpwns.

 

[Wazzz]

Not nearly as much as Load Wisp, dude. With Load Wisp, you can actually CARRY WISPS! =D

 

[indomitable1319]

Have you consulted a physician about your addiction to Wisps?

 

[Ironside]

Have you consulted a physician about your addiction to Wisps?

Why... He's right, nothing is as good as to carry Wisps.

 

[Wazzz]

He's right.

 

[Vunjo]

And, what do ya do with da Wispz?

 

[Wazzz]

Lol. What do you do with the Wisps... you kids these days

 

[Ironside]

And, what do ya do with da Wispz?

Is this some kind of joke?

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

Lol. What do you do with the Wisps... you kids these days

I detonate'em, to burn enemy heroes' mana.

 

[Deolrin]

Or, you know, in case of a strange lack of heroes i the real word... Order them to grow you a giant tree and start training archers and huntresses to do your biding. :3

 

[mckill2009]

Blink just travels short distances...I would go for CHARM, controlling peoples minds, it will give me everything...

 

[Wazzz]

Blink just travels short distances...I would go for CHARM, controlling peoples minds, it will give me everything...

It won't give you blink. Or magical Wisp powers.

 

[mckill2009]

It won't give you blink. Or magical Wisp powers.

that's true but I can control the one who has the blink ability ...

 

[Onggordon3]

Dark Portal from Archimonde, summon a whole load of units

 

[TheKurt009]

MIRROR IMAGE!
executes mirror image*
AAAAAAHHHH!!!! ORC!

 

[Cweener]

Hmmm...I really put like an hour's thought into this...
I choose the wisp's ability of detonate.
I'd be able to detonate!..once...

 

[TheKurt009]

Don't forget the best ability ever.
Finger Of Death.

Because fingering someone, never felt so good!

HAHAHA! DID YOU KNOW I DID THAT TO MY CLASSMATE? I JUST USED THE FORBIDDEN JUTSU on his has and then he cried so hard he shout and cursed so hard he almost punched me!
fast reflex dude... fast reflex...
what if i turn my back? then he just might...*wore metal undearwear*

 

[Gausslander]

Wait, I want Transmute. Selling bitches left and right would be awesome.

HAHAHA! DID YOU KNOW I DID THAT TO MY CLASSMATE? I JUST USED THE FORBIDDEN JUTSU on his has and then he cried so hard he shout and cursed so hard he almost punched me!
fast reflex dude... fast reflex...
what if i turn my back? then he just might...*wore metal undearwear*

You fingered a dude? Interesting. Please tell me more.

 

[-Grendel]

animate dead!

/me ressurects michael jackson...
*michael rises from the dead and says.... Awwwwww!

 

[Deolrin]

On second thought, I think I'll go with Build and Repair. I'll be able to construct entire cities, armies, and eventually, empires - by just hitting the air with a pickaxe repeatedly while the buildings construct themselves!
I think the races of Warcraft really underestimate the TRUE power that Peons and Peasants have...

 

[mckill2009]

I'm not changing my CHARM ability coz all of your abilities will be mine once I took control of all your workers!, hehe...

 

[Ganondorf]

On second thought, I think I'll go with Build and Repair. I'll be able to construct entire cities, armies, and eventually, empires - by just hitting the air with a pickaxe repeatedly while the buildings construct themselves!
I think the races of Warcraft really underestimate the TRUE power that Peons and Peasants have...

...Ye.

 

[Vunjo]

Ergh, go to Arhitecture and learn how to build + repair ^^

 

[Chizume]

Then I'd simply go with Acolyte's Summon Building. Just dot them out there and see them rise. Or Sacrifice so that I can make turn people into wandering shades who grant me vision of the world.

 

[Vunjo]

Sacrifice is meant to pwn ya, not someone else =)
Learn to "tame souls" wait for someone to die, and watch da soul xD

 

[Deolrin]

Chizume, the undead warriors will turn on you as soon as you train them. You're not the Lich King, thus you'll just cause a zombie apocalypse that will eventually consume you.

 

[67chrome]

Or, instead of paying large quantities of gold and lumber you could just use the build tiny castle ability and summon castles like an acolyte with a 30 second build times for free. No gold, lumber, mana, or cooldown. For castles. Seriously.

 

[Deolrin]

You'll have your personal castle, sure enough, but that's not enough! What if the military attack you for illegal construction and\or unauthorized wizardry...? You'll have to protect it, of course! And what better way is there to protect a castle than smash it with an iron pickaxe while it slowly reconstructs itself...? There isn't, of course! Not to mention you'll probably want to start your own little town, and later army, and later empire, and eventually religion! So you'll need your own barracks(producing Clone Footmen, Riflemen and Knights for your entertainment and protection), your own Arcane Sanctum(every religion needs a religious leader! And what religion could claim THEIR religious leaders can literally heal wounds and revive people, eh?), your own workshop(you never know when you have to blow up the White House before it nukes the hell out of your little... colony, and what better way is there to blow stuff up than with ol' fashioned MORTAR COMBAT?), etc! So you see, your tiny castles wont help you so much as my brilliant BUILD and REPAIR abilities. ^^

 

[Chizume]

Chizume, the undead warriors will turn on you as soon as you train them. You're not the Lich King, thus you'll just cause a zombie apocalypse that will eventually consume you.

Oh noes :< Didn't think of that. But it's okay; I'll just arm myself with the rifle we keep in our living room and collect some shells, and we can finally have that zombie outbreak survival we so dearly wish for.

 

[Vunjo]

You'll have your personal castle, sure enough, but that's not enough! What if the military attack you for illegal construction and\or unauthorized wizardry...? You'll have to protect it, of course! And what better way is there to protect a castle than smash it with an iron pickaxe while it slowly reconstructs itself...? There isn't, of course! Not to mention you'll probably want to start your own little town, and later army, and later empire, and eventually religion! So you'll need your own barracks(producing Clone Footmen, Riflemen and Knights for your entertainment and protection), your own Arcane Sanctum(every religion needs a religious leader! And what religion could claim THEIR religious leaders can literally heal wounds and revive people, eh?), your own workshop(you never know when you have to blow up the White House before it nukes the hell out of your little... colony, and what better way is there to blow stuff up than with ol' fashioned MORTAR COMBAT?), etc! So you see, your tiny castles wont help you so much as my brilliant BUILD and REPAIR abilities. ^^

A proof that Arhitecture pwnz =)

 

[Direfury]

Antonidas ain't got nothin' on the Peasants.

 

[67chrome]

You'll have your personal castle, sure enough, but that's not enough! What if the military attack you for illegal construction and\or unauthorized wizardry...? You'll have to protect it, of course! And what better way is there to protect a castle than smash it with an iron pickaxe while it slowly reconstructs itself...? There isn't, of course! Not to mention you'll probably want to start your own little town, and later army, and later empire, and eventually religion! So you'll need your own barracks(producing Clone Footmen, Riflemen and Knights for your entertainment and protection), your own Arcane Sanctum(every religion needs a religious leader! And what religion could claim THEIR religious leaders can literally heal wounds and revive people, eh?), your own workshop(you never know when you have to blow up the White House before it nukes the hell out of your little... colony, and what better way is there to blow stuff up than with ol' fashioned MORTAR COMBAT?), etc! So you see, your tiny castles wont help you so much as my brilliant BUILD and REPAIR abilities. ^^

Build tiny castle allows you to build castles, so if one was nuked you can always build another one. or ten. or thousand. With being able to watch a castle construct itself in 30 seconds it sort of defeats the allure of repairing it.

Besides, castles train peasants (which have build and repair) so your point is invalid. And even if that didn't work out in RL I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to convince people to work for you by giving them their own castle. And buy RFC* stuff from selling castles.

*(really fucking cool).

 

[Deolrin]

The peasants would just Call to Arms and rebel against you.
Besides, the 'Tiny Castle' is an item, thus it's not expendable infinitely.

 

[67chrome]

The peasants would just Call to Arms and rebel against you.
Besides, the 'Tiny Castle' is an item, thus it's not expendable infinitely.

Well, -->

If you could have one of the standard Warcraft III abilities in real life, which one would you choose? This also includes ultimates and item abilities but excludes Resurrection and similar revive abilities, it would just ruin the fun of this.

From my understanding this would indicate the person responding to the question would have the ability themselves rather than an item with the ability, and as the build tiny castle item is only limited in the number of times it may be used by the actual items attributes rather than the ability itself it would be logical to assume having the ability on a unit (me) would remove the one-time use limitations imposed by the item. If any other ability was placed on an item with one charge it would be a one-time use as well.

With an indefinite amount of constructable castles I'm sure I'd be able to keep the peasants in line
(unless, of course, the pathing requirements for placing castles in RL really sucked).

 

[Vunjo]

Why do you need custom wc3 ability if you have power of mind, human strenght, and you kind of "revive" after death to paradise/hell (sorry for anyone that has different belief, I didn't mean to offend anyone)

 

[Hemske]

Bloodlust! I can be like, fucking huge, and run fast as hell and hit fast as hell. And I will have red special effects all over myself.

Or blink, with no cooldown. Would be awesome as well.

 

[Direfury]

blink, during a game of tag. Instant win.