Warcraft III ability in real life

[Jaret]

Harvest and Build Structure.
BY FAR the most handy ones, seeing that With Build Structure you can create an army with a lot of abilities. Little amount of people know The TRUE power of Peasants and Peons.

 

[Drazhar]

Mare, yeah the one where you can turn back of course lol. Turn into a demon, wreak some havoc... turn back into human go to University, fail an exam, turn into a demon and wreak some more havoc

 

[Vunjo]

Harvest and Build Structure.
BY FAR the most handy ones, seeing that With Build Structure you can create an army with a lot of abilities. Little amount of people know The TRUE power of Peasants and Peons.

Yeah but you need resources and time to make the army. If you don't have any of those, then peons would be dead soon.

 

[Adiktuz]

Reincarnation.

IMMORTALITY!

that ability is unallowed, as per what the first post says...

Hmmm... wonder what ability I should take...

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I'll go with transmute too I think, then I'll go transmuting the insects and pest that I see... ^_^

 

[Jaret]

Yeah but you need resources and time to make the army. If you don't have any of those, then peons would be dead soon.

That's why I have Harvest in it. I harvest Lumber, trade it in for gold, and there you go.

 

[Vunjo]

That's why I have Harvest in it. I harvest Lumber, trade it in for gold, and there you go.

still it needs MUCH time..

 

[-Peper-]

Nope, knock a tree 10 times. Profit?

 

[Vunjo]

well maybe a little of profit but you cannot build a house with army just by hittin a single tree lol

 

[Direfury]

You can build a farm! Or a scout tower.

 

[Vunjo]

which takes at least 3 monts

 

[Direfury]

Not if you get like two buddies with you. Ten minute construction ftw.

 

[Vunjo]

what? ten minutes to learn about good trees for houses, find that good tree, gain permition to cut it, make it shiny and nice, place it like a house, add nails and so, then decorate the house...
10 MINUTES? you must be a super man

 

[Adiktuz]

considering if we still maintain the build time of wc3, its just a few minutes alone... ^_^

remember, its about using wc3 abils on real-life... so if he chose the build ability, it would maintain everything...

 

[Vunjo]

well, if we talk about balance, then pillage would be like 10 minutes of attackin building really fast with branches and you are rich lol

 

[Adiktuz]

yeah, but the op haven't mentioned about modifying them to fit real-life... ^_^

 

[Vunjo]

then I choose pillage, I go farm gold in my school for 1 hour and buy all your buildings.
This is also better than charm, i am rich FTW!

 

[Adiktuz]

I'd still stick with Transmute... its better to get rid of the world of pests to get rich than knocking on buildings...

 

[Vunjo]

it's better to actually kill people than hit a building or 2? You are sick
look, you cannot damage a building with branches, and since you don't get gold depending how hard you strike, you can poke it and get gold

 

[Adiktuz]

I said use Transmute on insects and pests... I never said using transmute on other people...

you get rich, and help the world in the process...

 

[Vunjo]

soz I read it wrong.

EDIT: Still I get more gold

 

[Dr Super Good]

Blink. Being able to teleport means nothing can stop you.

 

[-Kobas-]

Blink. Being able to teleport means nothing can stop you.

Death?

 

[Dr Super Good]

I do not believe any WC3 ability can prevent death. Yes they can prevent combat related death but once you age enough not even holy light or reincarnate can stop you from dieing.

Blink however does mean you can get everywhere faster and evade risks. Imagine falling off a cliff but you just blink back onto the cliff. Imagine going to be hit in a road accident but you just blink to saftery in the last second. Imagine being held up on the street but you just blink away from the robber who is left stunned and wondering where the hell you went. Imagine being stuck in a bank during a hold up where you can just blink away from it all.

Yes some moves would let you play the hero but blink is the most useful to every day life.

Mass teleport could also be useful to save money, teleporting instead of flying to places as a family. Its long cast time and limited target types does mean it will not be as life saving though as blink. Yes you can mass teleport to work or mass teleport to Italy for the day but you can not mass teleport when someone is pointing a knife at your heart or when you fall off a cliff.

 

[Marc Mamales]

Regeneration Aura.

 

[-Peper-]

Regeneration Aura.

Still, If someone shoot you with an RPG-7 you couldn't even regenerate, instant death ftw.
Divine shield rocks.

 

[Renschi]

Hmm, I take Storm Bolt. Or mby Thunder Clap. Or mby... nah I already got Brilliance Aura. But throwing bolts on ppl to make them silent would be awesome <3

 

[Deolrin]

I'd still stick with Transmute... its better to get rid of the world of pests to get rich than knocking on buildings...

Transmute would've been awesome if it didn't have such a long cooldown. You'd be throwing potions at ants all over the place.

 

[Marc Mamales]

Still, If someone shoot you with an RPG-7 you couldn't even regenerate, instant death ftw.
Divine shield rocks.

Lol i can evade it

 

[Sky Green]

What about Farie Fire?

Seeing what other people see?

That would be awesome

 

[-Kobas-]

Only Spell book ability with:
Reincarnation (no cooldown )
Blink (no cooldown, unlimited cast range)
Divine Shield (infinite duration)
Resurrection (to bring back to life people I love if someone kill them, also no cooldown)
Rise Dead (to bring to life legends like

1. Leonardo Da Vinci
2. Albert Einstein
3. William Shakespeare
4. Mozart
5. Michael Jackson

...)
Charm (only so I can turn mind of bad people into clowns and retards)

Maybe few more I have space for 5 more

 

[Deolrin]

Oh yeah, Leonardo Da Vinci is the perfect example of a mindless undead minion.
No seriously it would be pretty creepy if you raised a mindless undead army entirely out of famous artists and otherwise talented people.

 

[-Kobas-]

But they aren't mindless, Lich King control them
So I guess I can control them as well

 

[snowman990]

I choose divine shield and transmute and charm

 

[FaTaL]

Animate Dead and Blink.

 

[Jargalhurts]

Load Units - It would be friggin awesome to put people inside yourself and carry them

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Repair.

The ability to fix anything mechanical by bludgeoning it with a hammer and having a steady supply of wood.

I'll be the most successful fucking mechanic ever.

 

[Adiktuz]

unless your supply of wood becomes all used up...

 

[Skycraft]

Devour would be wicked to have.
I could eat everyone I hate and not gain any weight.

 

[Vunjo]

Devour would be wicked to have.
I could eat everyone I hate and not gain any weight.

U beast!

 

[Linaze]

Devour would be wicked to have.
I could eat everyone I hate and not gain any weight.

How do you know that the Kodo and/or other devour units doesn't get fat after devouring too many units?

As for my answer to the thread's question: slow. Why? Just imagine casting this spell on someone who's running to catch the train.
Another alternative would be sleep, would be awesome when you're (or someone else is) having trouble sleeping. Then again, it only lasts for like a minute.

 

[Vunjo]

Another alternative would be sleep, would be awesome when you're (or someone else is) having trouble sleeping. Then again, it only lasts for like a minute.

Dude, if your target is tired it will last longer that juts one minute

 

[Arcisal]

Holy Light. Period.

 

[fladdermasken]

Mini Game: How many sexual parallels can you find?

Load Units - It would be friggin awesome to put people inside yourself and carry them

unless your supply of wood becomes all used up...

Devour would be wicked to have.
I could eat everyone I hate and not gain any weight.

Holy Light. Period.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

unless your supply of wood becomes all used up...

that's like telling someone who wants to open a grocery store "yeah that might work, until you run out of groceries."

I'll buy more with the money I make, herp derp.

 

[DestroyerOfTime]

Dark Portal of course! with rain of chaos

 

[Wazzz]

Harvest Lumber.

 

[Vunjo]

Harvest Lumber.

get an axe and do it?

 

[Alain.Mark]

Locust (Aloc). -beat that.

 

[Adiktuz]

I'll do,

//requires LocustEnumerators by purplepoot

function ByeByeLocust takes nothing returns nothing
     call UnitRemoveAbility(GetEnumUnit(), 'Aloc')
endfunction

function DefeatLocust takes nothing returns nothing
     local group g = CreateGroup()
     call GroupEnumLocustsInRange(g, 0.0, 0.0, 10^99, null)
     call ForGroup(g, function ByeByeLocust)
endfunction

just kidding... ^_^

 

[rysnt11]

mirror image of course...
You can run from the bad guy, and pick on everyone that you hates