Warcraft III ability in real life

[Latecat]

devour is actually one of the skills you really have, but you just cant eat whole humans alive, you would need to cut him into pieces (smaller animals are possible tho)

 

[Dynamiczx]

devour is actually one of the skills you really have, but you just cant eat whole humans alive, you would need to cut him into pieces (smaller animals are possible tho)

well if you could get the devour,IMO,your mouth will enlarge just like snake's ones ...Freaky,creepy,disgusting and epic
And also for the intestines...and your body,maybe...dunno,lmao

 

[w3.player]

Interesting... i think i'll chose Heal, Far Sight, or... maybe Blink or Storm Crow Form.
Heal - because i love the idea of being able to cure the wounds of your friends with just a touch and not with medical knowledge.
Far Sight - as i could become an oracle that may see anywhere in the world and find out things that may enlarge my wisdom.
Blink - because i love the movie 'Jumper' (if anyone saw it). Also because is extremely cool to go anywhere "in the blink of an eye".
Storm Crow - because flying is one of the human dreams, but i mean flying in the true way, with your own wings... not in a plane or something...

EDIT:
Oh and... money are totally NOT everything.

 

[Deolrin]

I bet flying 'with your own wings' won't feel much different than flying in an airplane or a copter anyways. Also, Jumper is a nice movie. ^^

 

[Dynamiczx]

I bet flying 'with your own wings' won't feel much different than flying in an airplane or a copter anyways. Also, Jumper is a nice movie. ^^

But i bet it's safer cuz with our own wings,you can always get yourself back in motion,if you hit something or because of the wind
But on a plane,if a bird gets into the engines,or they accidentally stop,or something bad...you're dead,in most of the cases

 

[Steel_Stallion]

1. unit classification: night elf
2. money + interest rate
3. live for 10000 years
4. ???
5. profit

 

[Dr Super Good]

Reincarnation - You are realitivly immune to death. As long as you do not get killed again withing a couple of minutes you are immortal. Sadly it is unclear whether this ability prevents death due to old age.

Divine Shield - You are completly invincible for a period of time to any form of damage. Be it nukes, bombs, guns, artillery, meteors, supernovas, you can take it all without a scratch. Down side is it lasts for less than a minute but can be reactivated a dozen odd seconds after expiring so aslong as you have mana you can not be harmed.

Resurrection - Keep everyone you love alive forever. Every few minutes you can resurrect 6 people who have died. Problem is it is an entirly selfless ability and will not help you live better. You could however live very well with such a skill.

Charm - Control whoever you want whenever you want forever. You can charm every few minutes and the effect is permanent. As the target is left unharmed physically and the effects are not very noticable you could easilly pull this off on the rich and powerful. World domination, world peace, unlimited wealth, this move has them all. Again though this move will not help you actually survive and also might be wierd if your a male.

Farsight - Not actually benificial directly but would be fun. Wanted to know what someone is up to, you can just use and find out. Global range, cheap cost, low cooldown, what is not good about this. Need those answers for your exame? 1 cast and the answersheet is revealed and no one is none the wiser. Could obviously be used to blackmail but that is mean.

Demon portal - Summon demons every few minutes. Prety lame and less fear striking than rain of chaos in destructive power with exception of a small detail. The demons summoned are forever yours to control! The cooldown is also not too long considering the firepower it brings you each cast. Camp out in the wilds for a few days and you will have legions of demonic troops at your service. World domination is will follow. Even if you are not agressive, it means free servants and bodygaurds. Infact, for a good person it could make humans live as god with demon slaves to do everything.

Transmutate - Converts a person into gold. Killing is not nice, but this move has a secret up its sleave. Due to the energy needed to carry out such a conversion being generated from nowhere, it is likly to end existance immediatly and uterlly. Better blackmail options are not possible. I guess you could use it on near dead people to make a memorial for them if for some reason the unvierse does not end. Using it on doomed animals is probably a good way to devaluate gold and give them a humane death.

 

[w3.player]

I bet flying 'with your own wings' won't feel much different than flying in an airplane or a copter anyways. Also, Jumper is a nice movie. ^^

Flying with your own wings is totally different, first of because you feel the flight, not feel the simple sitting on a chair (and in helicopter cases, yes you feel the wind but still), second because you can regain flight if you lose it from wind or hitting something (as dynamiczx said), third because you can fly in amazing places where helicopters and planes cannot reach, like let's say within the valley of a mountain... or on it's peak... above a stream in the forest... near a waterfall... the possibilities are endless.

 

[Vunjo]

at above post: Let WoW be an example where you can fly with "your own wings"

 

[w3.player]

at above post: Let WoW be an example where you can fly with "your own wings"

Flying in a game can't be even close to the true flight... (which at the moment is impossible...) Because you don't feel it... you only see it...
PS. I left WoW long ago...

 

[Vunjo]

Yeah I get what you mean, I have a similar experience with that feeling, but it was just shooting an arrow with a longbow. When I shot the arrow, I felt like, 100% healthy, and 100% natural. It was like my paradise...

 

[w3.player]

Yes it is very similar, and you can't say that in wow if you use the bow is the same thing...

 

[Saif]

Ha ! I would like to have
Finger of Death
Windwalk
Far Sight
Charm
xD

 

[Gilles]

Crow form.

 

[Bugz]

Blink :3 and wind walk

 

[Vunjo]

Mirror Image.

1 of me is in school, other does job in house, while the real me play wc3 all day long

 

[Dr Super Good]

Too bad mirror image only lasts a minute odd... Thus its range is prety limited.

Good for scouting for stuff and threatening though.

 

[w3.player]

Too bad mirror image only lasts a minute odd... Thus its range is prety limited.

Good for scouting for stuff and threatening though.

Yeah... if it would lasted about an hour... you could have used it in classes at scholl, college... or at work... or to pass by different things you don't want to do.. but still be there in a way

 

[Boris_Spider]

I already seem to have Permanent Invisibility, so I'll go with Doom as my offensive ability. I've seen what baby Aliens do when they burst out. I'd like to see what a giant demon with a burning sword would do.

"Beware of ghosts"

\\//**\\//

 

[Vladadamm]

All abilities are nice.

Crow Form : nice for fly ^^
Blink : nice for go to the office ^^
Wind Walk : nice for throught traffic jam =p
Mirror Images : like Vunjo's say, images do all for you.
Build Tiny Castle : you sell the constructed castles and you're rich.
Health Regeneration : you have epicly regeneration and like in 'Heroes' you never die and you never become old.
Invulnerable : no one can kill you and the Death too.
Divine Shield : same
Demolish : for destroy school ( same as Vunjo )
Locust (unit) : I'm invulnerable and untargetable
Charm : very nice
Permanent Invisibility : no one can see me !
Phantom : Same but better.
Ambush : If you are sleeping and if someguys want kill you, they can still search you =p

 

[Boris_Spider]

All abilities are nice.
...
Health Regeneration : you have epicly regeneration and like in 'Heroes' you never die and you never become old.
...

They can die. Destroy the head and leave the weapon in it as you burn the rest of the body or vaporize the body instantly.

//\\oo//\\

 

[-Derp-]

I choose... Rain of Chaos. Keep things interesting.

 

[Saif]

Spell Immunity,Resistant and Hardened would also be great xD

 

[GangSpear]

I would like
Permanent Invisibility
Blink
Spell Immunity
INVULNERABLE!(You can't attack me ;P)
Rain of Chaos
Rain of Fire
Command Aura
Locust(You can't click me )

 

[Wazzz]

Spell Immunity
INVULNERABLE!

redundant combo, invulnerable makes you spell immune by default

 

[-Derp-]

Remember... you may only choose one ability...

 

[Xian]

Drunken Haze,have one on the house!

 

[KayS]

And with what mana?? it doesn't exist!! But if i could choose Mmm... Fire arrow, for the bow that I don't have

 

[Vunjo]

It's clearly stated in previous posts that spells would be balanced in real life, meaning that you would either use energy instead of mana, or even nothing at all.

 

[67chrome]

^ Or you could circumvent any potential mana issues by picking an item spell or item spell variant, as they don't cost mana. There are item versions of a lot of nifty spells like infernal, finger of death, invulnerability, invisibility, mirror image, blink, etc.

And also totally awesome spells like build tiny castle. Which lets you build a castle. With no cooldown, mana, gold, or lumber cost. An entire castle, SHAZAM! IMO better than summoning 3-6 infernals. Still my #1 choice for having a single WC3 spell. Who's hosting the next LAN party? Guy with the effing castle(s). Ya.

Faerie fire would be fun just for the lols. Spying on people with your own personal faerie squads. Though i'd image an electric fly swatter or can of Raid could bring the fun to a tragic halt. Until the cooldown is up, at least XD

 

[Gorb]

1st idea

I'd pick metamorphosis and Mephisto would be like 'Spread your terror into hell!" and I would be "shut up!'

2nd idea

I'd pick ethereal form, Cant hit me with a punch F**k yeah!

 

[-Grendel]

finger of death. 'nuff said

 

[Miss_Foxy]

You know what? I just decided Unsummon would look rather cool lol.
You could unsummon technically any building you want (School, somebody's house) and you'll still get back about half the profit of what they paid

You can practically make a living clearing houses for land without a wrecking ball.

 

[Bugz]

Lol comeby my school then :v

 

[Dynamiczx]

Revive would be cool...you can meet your beloved ones which unfortunately died again...

 

[Vladadamm]

Ghost !

And i'm allways invisible !

 

[Vunjo]

Ghost !

And i'm allways invisible !

Kill yourself, and if you are religious, you will be a ghost.

 

[Super-Sheep]

finger of death. 'nuff said

Fingering people's asses have never been this fun.

 

[MGCǂSpectre]

^ Lol. I'd choose Build a Small Castle item ability to build castles and sell them for lots of money.

 

[Bugz]

Sorry.. but i dont think that castle's are so popular anymore you are a hundred years to late

 

[MGCǂSpectre]

Castles are valuable for being historical monuments, who wouldn't like to have one. And being so, they could be quite expensive and you can profit from it.

 

[Bugz]

i would hate one :v, and i dont think that so many got the cash for it

 

[Dynamiczx]

Castles are valuable for being historical monuments, who wouldn't like to have one. And being so, they could be quite expensive and you can profit from it.

I would love to have one ,count me as your number 1 client

 

[Ify90]

I'm Getting my Hammer and start hitting every bulding i see so ican do: Pillage

 

[Rispetto]

Doom.
The freakin chaos I would bring this earth >:3

 

[Bugz]

Dude, then we cant play computer anymore

 

[Direfury]

Immolation. Fuck yeah.

 

[Asip]

A blink spell but with unlt range so I could for instance be in America and Teleport to England in a matter of seconds, instead of "Oh look I'll teleport pass one tree then another then another yays! I am at a dock! I will teleport over water now!"

 

[Dr Super Good]

A blink spell but with unlt range so I could for instance be in America and Teleport to England in a matter of seconds, instead of "Oh look I'll teleport pass one tree then another then another yays! I am at a dock! I will teleport over water now!"

*mass teleport*
The ultimate of the archmage hero. Also lets you take your friends with you unlike blink which is selfish.

Also I would guess you should take them with WC3 like stats. So for example, no "summon infernal" which deals atomic damage globally and summons a infernal which is invincible and deals godly damage.

Blink is still very useful. Low cost and fast cooldown. Do your whole day with much less walking time. Also blink can be used to save your life unlike mass teleport which takes too long to channel. "Being mugged? Why not blink behind the rogue and give him one in his back or just blink away."

 

[Latecat]

what if the 'rogue' mugging you also has blink? he could just blink behind you after you blink behind him. guess that would be a whole different story now wouldnt it?