Huh, I have a few MORE suggestions Troll's Scythe Description : Many a Troll enter the Hive, and use this scythe to slice reasonable posts in half, causing rampant chaos on forums. Effect : Adds NO damage, just (30%?) Attack Speed. Rager's Raging Axe Description : Even worse than the Trolls, Rager's make LESS sense than Trolls and blatantly hack and slash at topics they feel like ruining. Requirements : Troll's Scythe + Fel Warrior Aura Effect : 10+ Damage and INSANE (70%, Etc, your choice) Attack Speed. (-5?) to (Intelligence/Willpower/Whatever you're assigning Int to be.) Fel Warrior Aura Description : This Aura corrupts many reasonable people on the Hive, driving them mad. Effect : 25% Boost to Attack, 10% Boost to Attack Speed. Ninjas for Dummies Handbook Description : Ninjas for Dummies lets you, too, be as stealthy as a Ninja! (Side effects include growing Anime Hair, the ability to shoot beams from your hands, and actually not be stealthy at all.) Effect : Lets you become Invisible for 20 Seconds. Decreases Movement Speed during that time.