[OFFICIAL] Roleplay Discussion #1

[Vinz]

Spoiler

@Devin you cannot kill characters in roleplay such as illidan

Darko, please make peace with Paliouras.

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@CakeMaster Yes master, I obey you command, but I will strike Devin instead.
@Paliouras Peace.....
*Darko enter the crypt again*
Lich : "Greeting Darklord, our troop are ready to fight"
Darko : "Good to hear that, minion"
*Darko get out from the Crypt*
Darko : "Gather all the my minion, I have something to tell for them!"
Voidwalker : "Yes Darklord"
*Meeting in the Dark Citadel*
Darko : "Minion, I has some plan to strike them.
First : To kill them, all the banshee must posses all the block magic caster and give their own block magic
Second : The Wretched and Felblood Elf should use some Priest to heal our friend, Sorceress to morph their unit, and spell breaker to take their magic and and give them self the magic.
Third : Naga army should cast some parasite to their unit
Fourth : All unit should focus on wall
Fifth : All Frost Wyrm and Lich should freeze their fire and peasant.
Now Minion, onward to the Eiramond outpost! The Dark Legion shall win, an we will do better than Arthas, Sargeras, and Archimonde can do!"
All Dark Legion Minion : "For Dark Legion!"

 

[Devin]

//Cm 1:i didnt kill him?
2:you cannot kill [highlight]others[\highlight] characters in roleplay well not if lore based or if its main i guess...
P.S:im on mobile its hard to type and the comp cant connect to net...

 

[Paliouras]

Devin is becoming a kind of chaotic good guy?
Darko we can't have peace with you amassing a whole army that can hurt my citizens...
As you know power can corrupt and black magic...corrupts a bit more.Only cookies don't corrupt

 

[StoPCampinGn00b]

NO KILLING, just hit each other 100 times or eat your respective foods

 

[Devin]

//if they attack the gates of eiramond...they will be no peace,it is a mock to our ancestors.and all those who defended this land with their lives.
they have killed enough of our people,if they attack our gates.there will be no more forgiveness.

 

[Vinz]

Paliouras, as long as I am here, there will be no corruption. So make peace already! >

 

[Devin]

Darko we can't have peace with you amassing a whole army that can hurt my citizens...
As you know power can corrupt and black magic...corrupts a bit more.Only cookies don't corrupt

Paliouras, as long as I am here, there will be no corruption. So make peace already! >

> = Evil
Evil = Corruption

Problem Solved.

Proof:

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[Edge45]

"The Sun shones bright"
"Volcanoes begins to explode"
"Fire is more hotter than it is"

"On the rising sun, an army shall come, trembling those who ate cakes"
"Melting it with the great sunlight'
"The sounds of a flaming bird grows more louder"

"Edge's Army, the Cake Melters, and Egilian Army, has come"
General Edge: The Egilian is ready to aid Devins forces
Commander Saidan: What are your orders General
General Edge: We shall take out the siegers outposts without much
alert, one by one, Devins forces needs our aid. And also, don't call me General,
Saidan, your the only cousin I have
Commander Saidan: Yes Edge, all right brothers!, take arms
General Edge: Soldiers, my brothers, we shall ride without a sound, we shall prove
that winning needs no sacrafices, ride my brothers, For the Glory of the Egilian!!
Soldiers: Hooorahhh!!!, For the Great Seraphin!!!! Hoorahhh!!

*After three hours*

General Edge: Alright, this outpost is razed
Commander Saidan: General eh, Edge, here's a live one
General Edge: Good, you, speak up before I put this sword into your throat
Cake Prisoner: ahh!, okay okay, Our leader, Cakemaster, has a General named Darko,
he controls an army known as the Dark Legion. Their going attack Eiramond!. With
great tactics and planning! *shivers in fear*
General Edge: Their not the only one who knows how to plan, get this man
out of my sight.
Soldier: Yes General!

*Edge, Saidan, along with the other commanders head to the War Tent to plan*
Commander Saidan: What shall we do?
General Edge: Alright, our spies intel says that their using banshees to posses the mages that blocks
any magics around Eiramond, their Wretcheds and Felblood Elves uses Priests to heal their allies, their Sorceress to morph Devins units, and spell breakers to take their magic and and give them self the magic, their Naga army are gonna cast some parasite to Devins units, All of their units are gonna focus on wall
and all Frost Wyrm and Lich are gonna freeze Devin's fires and peasants.
Commander Saidan: Thats a very good planning, their using support tactics
General Edge: We got a plan on our own, our first targets are those banshees, take our bestes monks, priests and mages and burn them, while
some of our armored knights are gonna protect them from ground troops. Archers, snipers and riflemen will go to high areas and shoot down those
flying units of theirs and also give support to the ground troops. You Saidan along with the rangers, shamans, and some vanguards and knights into
a fleet and take out the Dark Legions naga armies. I will lead the direct attack. They may have us outnumbered, but we will have them outstrength,
they will surround our forces, but we are gonna turn that backwards, Tell the Elite Brigade along with the Falcoknights and Wind Riders about this plan
and surround and attack the enemy once my group has been surrounded.
We shall have Groups,
The Anti-Banshee League(A-BL), will take out the Banshees.
The Armored Brigade(AB), will defend the A-BL from the enemies ground troops.
The Keen Rangers(KR), will take out the Dark Legions aerial forces and also provide support for ground troops without the enemies not knowing their location.
The Dispatchers(D), your forces, shall take out the naga's that is going to strike at the nearby lakes and rivers, take them down from behind.
The Seraphins Fire(SF), my forces, shall directly attack the Dark Legions forces, it should provide time to for you and the other force to take out their targets.
The Elite Brigade(EB), will surround the enemies once my force are surrounded by the enemies. Let them taste their own attack.

But before that, we shall let the enemies think that we do not exist.
While also taking out some outposts without them knowing.
Commander Saidan: That is a great plan
Other Commanders: We shall I agree with this plan.
General Edge: Then at morning, will take out some of their forces. Now get the soldiers some rests for this night.
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Okay enough?

 

[Darko_Darkking]

I will always obey what the master command, no corruption if master say so.

 

[Vinz]

Darkness does not always mean evil. There is truth in darkness that those lost in the light do not know.

You know where corruption stems from? Power. Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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Moves coming soon

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Darko : "Damn, someone must be helping Devin, look, many army around them"
Voidwalker : "Darklord, I will spy them for you"
*1 Hour later*
Voidwalker : "Darklord, a general named Edge was helping him, they help them with these groups:
The Anti-Banshee League(A-BL), that will take out the Banshees.
The Armored Brigade(AB), that will defend the A-BL from the enemies ground troops.
The Keen Rangers(KR), that will take out the Dark Legions aerial forces and also provide support for ground troops without the enemies not knowing their location.
The Dispatchers(D), that will take out the naga's that is going to strike at the nearby lakes and rivers, take them down from behind.
The Seraphins Fire(SF), that will directly attack the Dark Legions forces, it should provide time to for you and the other force to take out their targets.
The Elite Brigade(EB), that will surround the enemies once my force are surrounded by the enemies. Let them taste their own attack.
Darko : "I already foresaw it, same as you tell"
Lich : "Secret plan research completed!"
Darko : "Nice minion, now we shall rise!!! After ask Master....."
Darko : "Voidwalker, send this report to Master!"
Voidwalker : "Yes Darklord"
*Waiting Master answer, if master say yes, master may command all my army*

 

[Devin]

//@CakeMaster You gain power from darkness.and in that case it still leads to corruption.Please read:Warlock
and i don't see anyone or anything defending the light and bringing law and justice using...darkness?
the only reason people choose the path of darkness is because of more "power"...even if they use it to defend their home or anything they still choose the path of darkness because they want more power...because path of the light itself isn't enough for them...

You know where corruption stems from? Power. Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

@Darko Darkking it seems like you didn't get what i meant please reread:

Reread Please

Darko we can't have peace with you amassing a whole army that can hurt my citizens...
As you know power can corrupt and black magic...corrupts a bit more.Only cookies don't corrupt

Paliouras, as long as I am here, there will be no corruption. So make peace already! >

> = Evil
Evil = Corruption

Problem Solved.

Proof:

Symbol = ">:)";
Evil = "CORRUPTION";
if(Symbol == ">:)"){
Symbol=Evil;
if(Symbol == Evil){
document.write(">:) is Evil...Evil = Corruption...");
}
Symbol=">:)";
}

 

[Edge45]

*Edge taking rest*
*A priestess came*
Lady Iris: Edge
General Edge: Ah, what brings you here my little sister
Lady Iris: I sense a dark being that is watching us, it fells sinister
General Edge: Could it be..........
*Edge comes out the tent*
General Edge: Lt., assemble a scout force that is compose of priests, monks,
shamans and some soldiers
Lt: Right away General
General Edge: Something is watching us
Lady Iris: It fells demonic Edge, it could be one of our enemies forces
General Edge: If there are entities that is watching us, we will need the aid of
the Shadowing Clan, their archons, zealots and sentries could help us
*Edge talk to a messenger and sent a message into the Peninsula E*

 

[Paliouras]

I shall remain neutral...

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@Devin I know what you mean, I am >, thats mean evil, thats mean Corruption

 

[Edge45]

Off-topic: Allow me to make the map, is this okay?

Map

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Maybe we all here could release a warcraft 3 cinematic map together? I also think it same as you.
P.S : - About Forest and Eiramond, you should change the color more (Forest Dark Green, Eiramond Green)
- You forgot to give the name to my legion
- How about CM?
{EDIT}
Who is Naga strike forces? Me?

 

[Devin]

General:Milord! the enemy bases are being attacked by a new ally!
Devin:that is a real good news general.
Devin:now is the time for us to advance!!!*
Devin:general,gather 20 of our Fire knights and prepare my special units and my personal army.after that make my horse cloak/armor ready...we will purge their kind from eiramond!!!!
*Devin visits violet citadel*
DevineathKeeper....prepare for battle.we shall retake eiramond and with your help kill their leaders.we will go on a hunt...
DeathKeeper:Yes..my king...
*Devin enters his room*
*Devin takes bow and his special arrow.*
*Devin gets outside and gets on horse and puts cloak on*
General:But milord...is that enough to purge eiramond from those demons?
Devin:these are my special units.trained by myself,they are strong as an army...and i can summon enough minions to fight for us.and i don't want to take the eiramond army,it must remain here that if something happend when im not around it wouldn't be empty.if you ever needed me general.teleport to my location using the portals...
General:Yes milord...i wish you luck in battle.
Devin:Thank you general...
Devin:For eiramond!!!!!!!
*Devin leaves eiramond gates with army while eiramond troops cheering*
Devin:look for demon outposts.if you seen one report to the others as soon as you can.do not attack alone!
Devin:Fire knights.you must split and hunt the enemy leaders.i want them dead.once you found one share your vision with the others.we will kill them one by one!

Devin

Class:Fire Mage
Level:Master
Rank:King of Eiramond
Health:3000
Mana:4025
Lore:Son of King Nicolas,he been the leader of eiramond since he was 23 years old.started learning magic from childhood.

Fire Knights

Class:Knight
Level:Elite
Rank:Supreme knights of Eiramond
Health:2060
Mana:535
Lore:Fire knights are the elite knights of eiramond.they are feared trough battlefield and wield burning blades.

Death Keeper

Class:Knight
Level:Elite
Rank:Supreme Leader of Eiramond Fire Knights.
Health:4300
Mana:1024
Lore:Death keeper is the most powerful eiramond fire knight and their leader.he was taught by devin and is one of his most loyal guards.

 

[Vinz]

Hm, models. I will set up a thread.

OT: Devin, are you being racist?

E: that looks cool, wait a bit.

What shall our cine be named?

We need a versatile voice actor (who actually knows how to record sounds. XD)

 

[Devin]

//@Edge how about a campaign?
@CakeMaster no? is it a crime to love your people and kingdom? :/

We need a versatile voice actor (who actually knows how to record sounds. XD)

Thats optional most campaigns and cinematics don't even have that...

 

[Vinz]

You will settle below perfection? No. Okay just tell me how to record sounds. o.o

Title please. And no campaigns. Either cine, or RTS. SCN? :3

 

[Devin]

//Hmmm you mean like a defense/siege kind of map?
if so that would be great!
How to record sounds:1-get a good microphone. 2-get a good recording application ex.: adobe audition (not so cheap if your gonna buy it in your country,here no copyright lalalalala lol.anyways there are free ones too!)
i might actually get a microphone and do that if my voice isn't bullshit.
i would make a site for the project maybe if its gonna be multiplayer (but not host bots since there isn't one in here )
Edit:for title hmmm...how about:
Battle for ____
Defense of ____
Rise of the ____

 

[Paliouras]

My kingdom has a name too!
(Cookiengdom)

 

[chobibo]

^ Kingdom Cum

 

[Devin]

//@chobibo kingdom cum? xD
anyways lets not make it Off topic

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@Cakemaster do you answer my helping request here?
@Chobibo what side is your?
@Devin A campaign? might be a good idea:
1.Eiramond Campaign
2.Dark Legion Campaign
3.Egilian Campaign
How about that ^

*Waiting for Master answer*
Darko : "Uh, master take too long to response"

 

[Vinz]

Actually no, retreat to the mountains. It is an impenetrable fortress.

Anyways, if it is a campaign I will not help.

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@CakeMaster I more like Altered Melee, AoS and Cinematic.
Altered Melee : Human = Egilian Campaign
Orc = Eiramond
Undead = Dark Legion
Night Elf = ???


*Voidwalker returns*
Voidwalker : "Darklord, our master said we must retreat to the mountain, if I not wrong"
Darko : "I obey all master said"
*Darko get out from the tent*
Darko : "Minion, master said we must retreat to the mountain, so now, retreat!"
All Dark Legion Minion : "We hear and we obey"
*Retreat to the mountain*

 

[Edge45]

Off-Topic: Oh, sorry Darko ^_^', its not much of a fix map actually, just not sure if it was right.

@Devin:

//@Edge how about a campaign?

I don't know, wait, is this a war3 map campaign or the make a campaign in roleplay?
if this is a wc3 campaign, I'll make the models

On-Topic:

*A scout arrives*
Scout: Sir!
General Edge: What is it?
Scout: I've bring good news from Fron-anen
General Edge: Go on
Scout: We have confirmed that the Eiramond forces are on the move, we've also scouted that they have some sort of blazing looking soldiers
General Edge: That is good news, alright we're on the move
*The Lt. arrives*
Lt: Sir!, our monks have found a dark substance, it also has a trace
General Edge: hmmmm, this could be that what Iris felt......, alright,
Lt., where going to track that thing, get some our bests rangers, assassins and trackers. Saidan, your in charge in here. Get to Fron-anen and prepare the fleet,
Commander Saidan: On my way Edge
General Edge: Saidan!, don't get killed
Commander Saidan: You aswell brother
General Edge: heh, Iris I want you stay here
Lady Iris: but....
General Edge: Do you know how Ace died
Lady Iris: .....
General Edge: He died to protect us, to protect our home, he died to protect our nation. And if I don't make it, you will lead this nation
Lady Iris: Edge...I want to...
General Edge: There is nothing more to say!
Lt: Sir!, the Striders are ready,
General Edge: Alright men, move out, To the Bitter End! or to the Great Victory!, Operation: Move Out begins!!
Soldiers: Hooorahhhh!!!

-----------------
Image is not right, the horse are more of like an ostrich, or known as Windstrider and me (that guy on the front) is not wearing that kinda set, but it will be an example on the Operation: Move Out

 

[chobibo]

@Darko: What factions are available?

 

[Vinz]

AoS! I have a base map from my old project, just need to remove all existing abilities and fix some systems.

Edge, first model will be Devin's - upgraded Blood Mage.

What expansion technique will we use? Local Files? 8mb limit remover?

factions : Egilian Alliance, and Empire Volerion (cake and friends)

 

[Vinz]

Paliouras and chobibo could go to the neutral tavern

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@Chobibo
Cake Crusade , Anti Cake, and Neutral (Like Paliouras).
@CakeMaster
Should I invite my friend to help us?

 

[Vinz]

yus pls

 

[chobibo]

I don't like the neutral tavern, it's filthy. I'll go to the side of burns. Side burns. すけべ妹‼

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Master, I think you also should Invite more...

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@Chobibo whic Faction?

 

[Vinz]

Side burns is anti cake?

 

[chobibo]

Nope. Neutral Passive.

Offering Flour for your gold coinz. Trade routes to the kingdom of side burns are perilous and trade caravans require escorts.

A peaceful kingdom exercising constitutional monarchy. The kingdom is land locked (no coastal territory). Old walls protect the city from bandits and other dangers. Among it's produce are Wheat and Flour. Seasonal trading of sugar and raisins.

It's military is composed of volunteers and no standing army is maintained. Diplomats are welcome.

 

[Vinz]

you mean you become the shop?! a gold hero would be better

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@CakeMaster master, if you put me on the heroes, you should put my hero class to Darklord (Based from lich or DK).

*Lich enter Darko's tent*
Lich : "Darklord, I got a news for you"
Darko : "What news?"
lich : "There was a new kingdom named

A peaceful kingdom exercising constitutional monarchy. The kingdom is land locked (no coastal territory). Old walls protect the city from bandits and other dangers. Among it's produce are Wheat and Flour. Seasonal trading of sugar and raisins.

It's military is composed of volunteers and no standing army is maintained. Diplomats are welcome.

Darko : "We should make an alliance with them, we could buy much supply from them, since we rich of Gold"
Darko : "Voidwalker, send this message to the king/queen from that Side burn kingdom!"
Voidwalker : "Yes, Darklord"

 

[chobibo]

@CakeMeister: A gold hero wouldn't need gold lol, thus nullifying the need to trade and be peaceful.

◘ *The Kingdom of side burns has offered a non-aggression pact to the CakeCrusade; trade is established.*

Prime Minister (Side Burns): I humbly decline the offer of alliance, but please consider a non-aggression pact for the time being. Your offer of trade we do accept. Please accept this gift as a token of neutrality amongst our people.

• Neutral Armies must maintain only a 3% of its total population as a standing army.
• Mercenary armies employed should be from the Cookie Kingdom to avoid hostilities.
• No harassment from both parties.
• Armies may not cross territories unless given passage.
[add more]

◘ *The Kingdom of side burns has sent 100 units of provisions for the standing army of the CakeCrusade.*
◘ *The Kingdom of side burns has sent a document containing non-aggression pact document*

• Started building watchtowers along the trade routes. ETA: 2 days.

• Garrisons towers temporarily with mercenary troops upon being built.
• Conscripted 3% of population to maintain safety of trade routes; in training. ETA: 1 week

Side Burns	CakeCrusade
Flour	Gold

Side Burns	CakeCrusade
Offers Non-aggression pact	Pending answer

 

[Darko_Darkking]

*Voidwalker return*
Voidwalker : "Darklord, she give this document to me"
*Reading Document*
Darko : "Nice, order some of my unit to guard her kingdom!"
*100 of my unit now yours*

 

[chobibo]

HIS ehehe

Side Burns	CakeCrusade
Flour	Gold

Side Burns	CakeCrusade
Non-aggression pact	Signed

 

[Vinz]

lolol

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Why master?

 

[Vinz]

chobibo opens up much possibilities for a hero kit, it's sad he doesn't want to be aggressive.

 

[Devin]

*Death keeper and 4 of his fire knights have found an enemy camp with a high rank shadow legion commander.*
*Death keeper shares vision with other fire knights and devin
*My..king...we..have...found...it....*
*Night:devin and all his fire knights arrive at the target zone*
*Devin holding bow and aiming the commander*
Devin:death...will be..the only thing..that you will...find here.....
*Devin releases arrow*
*Arrow struck into the commanders leg with high speed*
*Fire knights charge while surrounding the camp by all directions*
*Devin gets on his horse and moves forward towards the camp*
*Fire knights get off their horses and slowly move towards the commander while soilders holding shield and swords as they have been surrounded.
*Fire knights begin to kill the soilders will their burning blades*
*Commander slowly tries to escape from the camp*
*Devin charges commander and throws a chain to him*
*Devin gets off horse and moves towards the commander*
Devin:hmmmm...an eredar..? one of those wretches who began to serve the burning legion..?
Devin:so....what..should i do to you..?
Devin:a fast death right?
Devin:i don't think so....
Eredar commander:Shut up fool.you are no match against the burning legion,my death wouldn't change anything...
Devin:don't worry..it won't be a fast one...however you can somehow...prove..your loyalty..
Eredar commander:i won't ever tell you anything...
*Devin sits on ground holding eredar's head*
Devin:heheheheh,don't worry im sure you will...
*Devin punches eredar stunning him for long*
*Devin stands up*
DeathKeeper:My...king....we..have..purged...the..camp...from...enemies....
*Devin takes torch from fire knight*
*Devin throws torch at enemy buildings and camp*
*Devin puts eredar on his horse and sits*
Devin:Move out!
1 Day Later...
*Eredar wakes up seeing himself at a forest camp with punishment supplies*
Devin:wake up moron!
Eredar commanderwwwh my head!
Eredar commander:wow...you girls are so hot,are we going to have some fun tonight?
Eredar commander:you know what i mean...
*Devin facepalm*
Eredar commander:Oh come on..i know you want it....
*Devin starts to punch eredar repeatedly*
Devin:this is...not hawaii...or a fucking strip club...wake up motherfucker!!!!!!
Eredar commander:Closer honey closer....please...and take my clothes off.
*Fire knights begin to laugh while devin facepalms again*
Eredar commanderh come on...i know you want it...
*Devin takes sledge hammer and hits eredar in the chest with wood part*
Eredar commander:i love hot girls who fight in war...
Devin:hes more than drunk or stunned i guess.. *facepalm*
*Devin slaps eredar with sledge hammer wood*
Erederwwwww,where am i?
Devin:Finally!!!! Thank God!!!!!!!!!
Eredar commander:so when...are..we going to...?
Devin:......
Devin:Fuck you and your information.
Eredar commander:yeeeaaaaah!thats the spirit lets get going!!!
*Devin takes death keeper and puts it in his chest and cuts his throat .
Devin:Now..still you think your in hawaii stripclub?
Eredar:but.... i.... just .....wanted ...to .....have.... some ...fun ....with.... you ...girl...i didnt.... mean... anything....i know... you... want... it....
*Devin punches eredar and burns his body*
*takes his dagger and repeatedly hits eredar with it*
Devin:ugh..fucking morons....
*Devin looks at death keeper*
*Death keeper lol*
Devin:Continue your search... *facepalm*
*Devin gets on horse and prepares to search for leaders of shadow legion*

 

[StoPCampinGn00b]

*Death keeper and 4 of his fire knights have found an enemy camp with a high rank shadow legion commander.*
*Death keeper shares vision with other fire knights and devin
*My..king...we..have...found...it....*
*Night:devin and all his fire knights arrive at the target zone*
*Devin holding bow and aiming the commander*
Devin:death...will be..the only thing..that you will...find here.....
*Devin releases arrow*
*Arrow struck into the commanders leg with high speed*
*Fire knights charge while surrounding the camp by all directions*
*Devin gets on his horse and moves forward towards the camp*
*Fire knights get off their horses and slowly move towards the commander while soilders holding shield and swords as they have been surrounded.
*Fire knights begin to kill the soilders will their burning blades*
*Commander slowly tries to escape from the camp*
*Devin charges commander and throws a chain to him*
*Devin gets off horse and moves towards the commander*
Devin:hmmmm...an eredar..? one of those wretches who began to serve the burning legion..?
Devin:so....what..should i do to you..?
Devin:a fast death right?
Devin:i don't think so....
Eredar commander:Shut up fool.you are no match against the burning legion,my death wouldn't change anything...
Devin:don't worry..it won't be a fast one...however you can somehow...prove..your loyalty..
Eredar commander:i won't ever tell you anything...
*Devin sits on ground holding eredar's head*
Devin:heheheheh,don't worry im sure you will...
*Devin punches eredar stunning him for long*
*Devin stands up*
DeathKeeper:My...king....we..have..purged...the..camp...from...enemies....
*Devin takes torch from fire knight*
*Devin throws torch at enemy buildings and camp*
*Devin puts eredar on his horse and sits*
Devin:Move out!
1 Day Later...
*Eredar wakes up seeing himself at a forest camp with punishment supplies*
Devin:wake up moron!
Eredar commanderwwwh my head!
Eredar commander:wow...you girls are so hot,are we going to have some fun tonight?
Eredar commander:you know what i mean...
*Devin facepalm*
Eredar commander:Oh come on..i know you want it....
*Devin starts to punch eredar repeatedly*
Devin:this is...not hawaii...or a fucking strip club...wake up motherfucker!!!!!!
Eredar commander:Closer honey closer....please...and take my clothes off.
*Fire knights begin to laugh while devin facepalms again*
Eredar commanderh come on...i know you want it...
*Devin takes sledge hammer and hits eredar in the chest with wood part*
Eredar commander:i love hot girls who fight in war...
Devin:hes more than drunk or stunned i guess.. *facepalm*
*Devin slaps eredar with sledge hammer wood*
Erederwwwww,where am i?
Devin:Finally!!!! Thank God!!!!!!!!!
Eredar commander:so when...are..we going to...?
Devin:......
Devin:Fuck you and your information.
Eredar commander:yeeeaaaaah!thats the spirit lets get going!!!
*Devin takes death keeper and puts it in his chest and cuts his throat .
Devin:Now..still you think your in hawaii stripclub?
Eredar:but.... i.... just .....wanted ...to .....have.... some ...fun ....with.... you ...girl...i didnt.... mean... anything....i know... you... want... it....
*Devin punches eredar and burns his body*
*takes his dagger and repeatedly hits eredar with it*
Devin:ugh..fucking morons....
*Devin looks at death keeper*
*Death keeper lol*
Devin:Continue your search... *facepalm*
*Devin gets on horse and prepares to search for leaders of shadow legion*

What does this even have to do with cakes?