[OFFICIAL] Roleplay Discussion #1

[chobibo]

*grabs popcorn*

 

[Darko_Darkking]

*Darko vision saw Eiramond knight assassinate the Shadow Legion*
*One of the Fire Knight accidentally enter Darko's tent*
Darko : "Welcome warrior, now, will you accept my offer?"
Fire Knight : "Depend, is that good offer"
*Stop sharing vision*
*Then Darko quickly corrupt him with Dark magic*
Fire Knight : Yes Darklord, I will obey you"
Darko : "Now, go kill at least 2 of his fire knight!"
Fire Knight : "Yes Darklord"

 

[chobibo]

*Reads erotic manga while munching on some cookies*

 

[Paliouras]

I am neutral right now guys

 

[StoPCampinGn00b]

Do you not understand Chobibo is munching on some cookies while reading erotic manga? Curses, this will be the end of you if you do not do anything.

 

[Devin]

Devin:what the...? how come..? ...
*Devin tries to communicate through the fire knight's mind*
Devin:Fire knight i call upon you...what happend?
Devin:...?
Devineath keeper...
Death Keeper:Yes...my...king...
Devinne of our fire knights has been eliminated or corrupted by their magic.
Death Keeper:Yes..my..king...i...am..aware..of..that...
Devin:we cannot lose our knights like this...i will not let that happen.meet me at the camp near the lake siruge
*Devin communicate with Fire knights*
Devin:your master calls upon you,meet me at lake siruge
*Devin prepares a portal trough lake siruge
*Devin sees himself in a naga...base?*
Devin:What the fuck...?
Devin:...
Naga Royal Guard:look who it is...the king of eiramond came to our base himself...
Devin:...
Devin:Shut your mouth up Fish
*Devin burns naga royal guard*
Naga royal guard:AAAAAAAH!!!!NO!!!!!!I don't want humans to cook and eat me!!!!!!!!!!
*Nagas flee to the sea.*
*Devin facepalm*
Devin:well that was easy...
*2 hours later*
Devin:Fire knights...i gathered you all here to tell you a bad news.
Fire Knight:What happend?
Death Keeperne of our fire knight's been missing.
*Missing Fire knight appears coming from the forest.*
Devin:aaaah,my loyal servant.we've been just talking about you.
Devin:what happend to you?
FireKnight:I've lost communication,i am sorry my king...
Devinon't be dear...
Devineath Keeper....
*Death keeper approaches missing fire knight*
Fire Knight:what? what are you doing my lord?
*Death keeper kills Fire Knight.*
Devin:So? any questions?
Fire Knight:No my king.
Devin:Good.split 4 by 4.i don't want you to get killed one by one...
Fire Knight:Yes my King.
Devin:If you ever get missed like he did.i will make you dismissed.i will throw you into undead with no armor no weapon and burn your bones to ashes.is that clear?
Fire Knight:Y...eee..sss..my ...k..iinng...
Devin:You can continue your search now...

 

[Vinz]

No color tags for now, on mobile.

Cakemaster: Darko, corrupt all his Fire Knights. He will have bad options at both ends. He will stop messing with your borders.
Cakemaster: Captain, gather two squads and go to Paliouras. Tell him you will guard his cookies.

Captain: As you wish.

Cakemaster: Additionally, send two luggages of cakes to the Sideburn city state.

 

[chobibo]

*buys moar cookies at Paliouras' cookie store*
After a while
*gets back home and eats more cookies while reading a drama themed erotic manga*

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Darko : "Nice master, but I get a more Interesting plan than that master"
CakeMaster : "What is it Darko?"
Darko : "Now, I got some power of him, I must communicate with them!"
*Devin*
Darko : "My lord, I found all team was turned into corrupted fire knight, they on the way to lake Siruge! We must purge them before they make an alliance with the naga!
Devin : "Damn, go to lake Siruge to put the end to them all
*Darko take same action to other Fire Knight*
*They all meet each other*
Devin : "Purge them all!"
Death Keeper: "Master Devin has been corrupted! Purge him and all the knight!"
*Fighting till only Devin & Death Keeper*
Darko : "Hahahaha... See master, my plan work! Hahahaha..."

 

[chobibo]

*wonders where his cakes are*

 

[Vinz]

Cakemaster: (Darko, *dreadlord voice* that was my plan.) Soldier, what happened to the caravan going to Sideburn?

Soldier: We lost contact with it. Devin of Eiramond might have intercepted it!

Cakemaster: Darko, take control of the cakes.

 

[chobibo]

Chobibo: Where the fuck is my god damned cakes?!!

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Darko : "Yes Master, I will use the cakes army instead of Dark Legion in this mission, minion, back to the Kingdom!"
All Dark Legion Minion : "We hear and we obey"
Darko : "Cake Knight, as Master said, onward!"
Cake Knight : "Yes Darklord"
*On side burn*
Darko : "Wait, what up wit that sound?"
General : "Darko?! Here?! Warrior, attack!
Darko : "Corruption await you..."
*General been corrupted*
Darko : "Now, onward to Sideburn!"
Darko : "Here your cake Chobibo"

 

[Vinz]

Capture Devin's Death Keeper and annihilate his forces. They are powerless without the Fire Knights.

Cakemaster: Admiral, send a legion (85,000) to Cookiengdom. Send two to Eiramond.

 

[Devin]

@Darko Death Keeper is my loyal guard...he knows devin as devin taught him the arts of fire and destruction.death keeper is his adopted son.communications between fire knights cannot be interrupted or fakes as devin mostly summons himself infront of the fire knight and they can see him.same as reverse.ex:vision of lich king to arthas...

Edit:uh oh? my generals only command from the capital and i didn't order such attack to chobibo >.>
Eiramond commanders lead attacks.

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@CakeMaster A legion of what?
@Devin A. I do possess the body of one of the knight first, since you purge make 20.000 of my people
then who attack Chobibo? must be some traitor or bandit.
About that, you could easily rise them with

Spoiler

Bone of Fire Knight

enchanted with fire magic since my kingdom also have some Fire Knight (That corrupted)
{EDIT}
Just check, that was a bandit, that stole your General Armor.

 

[Vinz]

legion of warriors.

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Darko : "They must be rising the fire knight again, AFAIK, fire knight in our legion can rise again with Bone of Fire Knight enchanted with fire magic."
Bandit : "No worry Darklord, we should have do Master order now"
Darko : "Minion, onward to the Cookiengdom! Oh also send 2 legion of knight to Eiramond! We will purge them all."
Bandit : "Yes, master"

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Sorry master, I must rest now, you could lead my army now...

 

[Vinz]

I will await your return.

 

[chobibo]

*Kingdom of Side Burns has received cakes*
chobibo: om nom nom! Zhankz!

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@CakeMaster : (*Dark Ranger voice*) I am here as always

 

[Vinz]

Okay, kill Devinegin. No prisoners taken.

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Yes master, Minion, kill all devin warrior and Raise them as the Undead
*Next move is your, Master*

 

[chobibo]

*munches on CakeMaster*
chobibo: hmm... nom nom, diz iz gud!

 

[Vinz]

*Cakemaster loses one string*

 

[Paliouras]

People of Cookiengdom prepare for war!Our scouts a.k.a cocoa trees have seen a legion of approximately 80.000 warriors of the Cake!
Hermes go and tell Devin about the attack.We will remain neutral no longer!

 

[chobibo]

chobibo: who wants to buy provisions?

 

[Devin]

Devin hides in the forest and hears that they are preparing to attack eiramond walls.
*Devin gets on the mountain*
Death Keeper:my..king..me...and..my...warriors...will...fight...to...death...with....you....
*Devin opens a mysterious box he took with him*
*Devin takes one of his magical arrows he prepared from when the war started*
*Devin aims while tears coming from his eyes*
Devin:So...the time...has come...
*Devin Holds bow hard with his hand*
*Darko comes out from his tent laughing with voidwalker*
*Devin releases the arrow*
*Arrow hits darko's chest and goes through*
//Weakening arrow :/
*Devin uses his powers to teleport the soilders and remaining villagers,women and children of eiramond to outland.where they planned with their great and loyal ally the draenei*
Devin:but..sometimes..the hands of fate must be forced!
*Devin takes the half of box*
*Devin sees the shining arrow infused with with the power of mana bomb*
Death keeper:Arrrrghhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As soilders and medics gathering to see and help darko devin aims for them.
*Darko sees Devin and points at him*
Devin:Goodbye...world...
*Devin releases the arrow*
*Devin creates the portal and leaves azeroth to outland and destroys the portal.leaving behind a ruined city and a legion of dead bodies,with only few survivors left.
//That contains darko ofc
General:my king! where are we?
Devin:this world is called outland.the remains of draenor.
General:it is...demonic...and i feel...dark powers in this land...
Devin:That is because the demons in outland.
Devin:Leaden by some foolish eredar who followed sargeras instead of a light.sargeras was ummm a foolish titan who made these fools serve him.and so after that they created a mindless idiotic order called Burning legion.
General:Oh i see...
Draenei Zealot:Welcome to outland,we have been waiting for you,your majesty.you and your people are always welcome here.you and your people can stay here for however long you want.
Devin:thank you great one,your offer is nothing we can decline but we must get moving to our stronghold as fast as we can and join the others.
Draenei Zealot:I understand.may the light guide you and your people.
Devin:Same to you and your people.tell your kind that i owe him a great favor,it is too bad that i cannot meet him right now,but please take this golden sword that our best blacksmiths forged for him,as a gift from us...
Draenei Zealot:thank you your majesty,im sure he will be pleased.
Devin:we must get moving now.farewell great one.
Draenei Zealot:Farewell your majesty...

 

[Paliouras]

Psst Prophet velen knows who sargeras is, he was offered great powers by him and his brothers(archimonde(the guy who died from freaking wisps) and Kil'Jaeden).Velen was the only one who declined
Scout:Sir we found a ruined camp in the woods.Everyone there was dead.Seemed like a massacre but there was no evidence of who did this.No corpse of the atttackers have been found...
CookieMaster(a.k.a me):Could it have been...a manabomb?Who could have possibly triggered a manabomb and no one knew about it?
We must contact Devin of Eiramond at once.He might know something about it.And offer him a treaty against the forces of Darko

 

[Vinz]

They were there to protect you. This is all messed up.
Cakemaster destroys the RP

 

[Paliouras]

Protect me?Well...it doesn't make sense

 

[Vinz]

I sent two squads earlier to protect your cookies so I thought there was no need to complete my sentence.

 

[Vinz]

Devin, plus I do not even leave the Eternal Vale. How could I be in a tent?!

 

[Devin]

@Paliouras i already know the wow lore,they were the leaders (wisps guy is archimonde) and velen is kil'jaden's best friend even though they are enemies and they are who fucked their homeland,just not velen <3
@CakeMaster oh ok,doesn't matter really.i said you survived
but ill change it...

 

[Vinz]

Okay now that Devin is in Draenor we can live happily ever after ~

Edge?

 

[Paliouras]

As soon as no one threatens me I can live with peace

 

[Devin]

//

Okay now that Devin is in Draenor we can live happily ever after ~

...?
1-you are really ignoring the main storyline...please view icon,and what cake crusade is recognized as... is demonic army making peace? is demonic army holy? is undead army holy?
2-and you are ignoring all the chaos you started and the wars with factions.you can't just make peace like that...
3-You are destroying the RP,if you don't like it please go,no one forced you to stay...
4-Just like number 2 you are ignoring all the chaos you started... you think our people would leave you so easily? that is not even close to yes.
5-Hmmmm okay now that devin is in draenor we can live happily ever after...you are offending me,do i look like an idiot to you? from midget army to drama and now.. to happily ever after? it was okay till here,but you just crossed the line...

 

[Paliouras]

Come on CakeMaster is all about flowers and love...

 

[Devin]

//@Paliouras
Are you kidding me?

 

[Paliouras]

I would never ever do something like that to a king Devin

 

[Devin]

//well he doesn't look even a little like flowers and love to me... :/
and i don't regret what i said which is completely true.
if someone disagrees here:

1-you are really ignoring the main storyline...please view icon,and what cake crusade is recognized as... is demonic army making peace? is demonic army holy? is undead army holy?

Ummm..since when did undead or demons ally and make peace with Humans or any other holy race?

2-and you are ignoring all the chaos you started and the wars with factions.you can't just make peace like that...

Making peace with a faction after long attacks and wars are real easy heres how:
"Oh hai,peace. baiiiiii"
Similar situation:*slaps someone and keeps on attacking him*
Attacking person:"oh im sorry,peace baaaai"

3-You are destroying the RP,if you don't like it please go,no one forced you to stay...

No need for explaining quotes below say it itself...
From the very start of the roleplaying he wanted to end it:

DK and Bandol I didn't want you to attack them, I wanted to leave them alone to their imaginary enemy. xD
But yeah. Resume. Kill Devin first, he brings too much drama. Afterwards make peace with everyone and heal the world. k

They were there to protect you. This is all messed up.
Cakemaster destroys the RP

Okay now that Devin is in Draenor we can live happily ever after ~

4-Just like number 2 you are ignoring all the chaos you started... you think our people would leave you so easily? that is not even close to yes.

Sample:"Oh we going to outland and never return again,have fun cakeeeey.you attacked eiramond serval times and done horrible things to our people? no problem baaaaai cake love cake love" (Vision of CakeMaster i bet)

5-Hmmmm okay now that devin is in draenor we can live happily ever after...you are offending me,do i look like an idiot to you? from midget army to drama and now.. to happily ever after? it was okay till here,but you just crossed the line...

He started to offend me from the very start of the roleplay.not? have you even read it?

*Devin enters the rat's throne*

CakeMaster: Wait, what? The hell is he doing in my pet rat's room.

CakeMaster: That speech... He is destroying my yard. I shall call the cats.

CakeMaster: What victory is that creature narrating. He just demolished my outhouse. My toilet is gone.

Pal, please remove this midget army from my yard.

Oh goodness Paliouras, the midgets are entering the rathole.

Innocent rats u mean

stop destroying my sewers.

DK and Bandol I didn't want you to attack them, I wanted to leave them alone to their imaginary enemy. xD

But yeah. Resume. Kill Devin first, he brings too much drama. Afterwards make peace with everyone and heal the world. k

Okay now that Devin is in Draenor we can live happily ever after ~

Edge?

Well there is enough information i guess?
if you disagree i suggest you to open your blind eyes and reread...
if so im out of here i don't want to roleplay with a person who doesn't even know how to roleplay offending me from the start of the roleplay and trying to destroy the rp.
and after i left please change the title and remove the [highlight]Roleplay[/code] from it,i don't see people who like to roleplay in fake threads.and change the name to cake crusade and description to cake love cake love <3
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@Cakemaster atleast when you don't belong somewhere don't try to ruin the place... and don't even try to explain.Please read group name [highlight]Resistance against the cake crusade.[/code] from the first second you joined you've been complaining,don't say no...

You always know just how to make me cry. Don't try to understand me, your words just don't mean enough.

I feel heavily offended by this and am reporting you.

im not saying go away just don't try to destroy the place where you don't even belong to.if you don't like to roleplay then just quit the roleplay you don't have to destroy the roleplay,don't be selfish and when you can't roleplay don't offend others.

 

[chobibo]

wtf happened here? what's with all this drama?

 

[Devin]

//@Chobibo it isn't drama it's the truth...haven't i explained enough or i need to explain more? :/

 

[chobibo]

It's drama because someone's feelings got hurt. Also, the sentence "I feel heavily offended by this and am reporting you." is a reference to A void's sensitivity regarding disagreements, he's not really going to report you.

@CakeMeister: I told you to go easy on the jokes right lol.

 

[Vinz]

And the other one is my fav song lyrics.
..
Everything is jokes, okay Devin? That happily ever after, everything. Stop taking it personally, or even seriously.

 

[Vinz]

And who said I am demonic.

 

[Vinz]

Since you already unfriended me...

 

[chobibo]

That's just sad

 

[Edge45]

what the?,, you guys are already far ahead...
Here's another map which happen before my last post.

Image

(is this ok?)

Warning: Very Long!

*General Edge and the Striders made it to Evergreen Plains*
General Edge: So many of them......
Lt: What are your orders sir,
General Edge: Change with plans, where going to meet up with the Elite Brigade
*While at South, the Elite Brigade began to attack every encampments of the Dark Legion*
*After 4 hours, the Elite Brigade took almost all outposts in South Evergreen Plains and meets up with Edge*
Commander Iroch: General!, its good to see you
General Edge: Ahh, Commander Iroch, what is the situation here?
Commander Iroch: We've taken almost all of Shadow Legions encampments in South Evergreen Plains,
General Edge: Good, I'll join the campaign, where attacking a Shadow Legion Stronghold somewhere within Northern Mountains, get the catapults and siege towers ready, and also get a messenger and call the Firebird and the rest of the Gunships
Commander Iroch: Yes General, and also, the Shadowing Clan has sent reinforcements, they should be heading to Cale-ethas
General Edge: Alright, let us begin, Let us take Evergreen Plains,
Soldiers: Hooooraaahhhh!!!!!
General Edge: I wonder what may happen to Saidan...?

*While at Fron-anen*
Scout: Commander! I bring bad news
Commander Saidan: What is it?
Scout: The Shadow Legion has taken the Neutral Nations trade route's, and I've also heard that Eiramond Forces is at the brink of defeat..!!
Commander Saidan: what!!!, this cannot be....., where moving ou..
Archon Archaeo: Hold it boy!,
Commander Saidan: wha.... Archon... that means..... the Shadowing..
Archon Archaeo: Yes, we have come, and your decision is foolish,
Commander Saidan: What shall we do.....
Archon Archaeo: You'll start by taking out the enemies trade routes, those neutral nations are giving them supplies, which will be a fatality for us.
Commander Saidan: Ye..yes... I've also heard that this nation is called Sideburn, we have to get their aid and take out the enemies that is using them...
Archon Archaeo: Do careful with your plan, I sense.....Fire Knights, in the control of the enemy, corrupted
Commannder Saidan: Fire Knights?, those soldiers where one Eiramond, so thats why....., we to take advantage on this situation, were moving out. We have to move to Lake Siruge, get a messenger and ready the fleet.
Archon Archaeo: You shall have some of my Druids, shamans, and necromancers, if the enemy tries to corrupt you and your soldiers, they will help you perfectly, afterall, we Shadowings are corruptless.
Commander Saidan: Thank you Archon,

*2 days later*
*After taking Almost all the Evergreen Plains*
*Edge and the Elite Brigade have arrive at the mountain stronghold known as Shadow's Crypt*
General Edge: Its heavily defended, but it will not match our strength,
Messenger: General! the gunships have arrive,
General Edge: Good, ah, the Firebird, the Flagship of the Egilian
Commander Iroch: I'll doubt that those soldiers can win
General Edge: Ready the assault, Commander, order your Archsages to form a Fire Wall from the strongholds fall, that way, our soldiers will be protected from their range attacks and provide time for the siege towers to make it to the wall, and the catapults should try to attack and cripple their trebuchets. While I'll take the battle from the skies by attacking the East side, there's no chance that they win
Commander Iroch: A great plan General, shall we start
General Edge: Alright!, soldiers!, brothers!, sisters!, here me, We, the childrens of the Seraphin, shall take flight into the light of the sun, in the day our enemies fall in our strength, they shall pay for their crimes, they all shall face judgement of Flames!, Let them taste the Fires of the East!!, For the Egilian!!!!!,
Soldiers: Hooorahhhh!!!, Glory to the Nation of Egilian!!!, Hooorahhh!!!
General Edge: Sound the Horn!!!!!
*Horn is sounded*

*The siege begins*
*Edge rides the Firebird, moving east, along with the rest of the Gunships*
*Commander Iroch and the Elite Brigade started to let their catapults attack*
*The archsages began to create a wall of Fire, while the siege towers filled with soldiers started to move*
*After 46 minutes, the siege towers arrives, and the wall of fire has been disperse*
*Egilian troops began to flood the walls*
*The Shadow Legion was matchless, and the worse was to come*
*Edge's Gunships began to pound the keep*
*Edge jumps into the enemies rooftops, along with the soldiers*
General Edge: Taste my steel!, BLAZING SLING SLASH!!
*The Shadow minions were hit by Edge's ability and turned to ashes*
*The Keep was captured and walls where quickly taken*
*After 2 hours*
*The enemy has surrender and lowered their weapons*
General Edge: We have taken the stronghold!!!
Soldiers: HOOOORAHHHH!!!
*Soldiers began to shout for victory*
Commander Iroch: General, this man here is their commander,
General Edge: hmmmm, your human,
Shadow Crypt Commander: grrrrhhh, you may have taken the Stronghold, but you still haven't defeat my masters forces
General Edge: Master you say,, that means you were just controlled
Shadow Crypt Commander: whaa..
General Edge: Tell me my friend, why are you serving him
Shadow Crypt Commander: Frie.....friend..,
General Edge: You and your soldiers here where just being used for meat for the enemy
Shadow Crypt Commander: No....my master has..
General Edge: Join me, along with your surviving soldiers
Shadow Crypt Commander: I...I cannot..., we have done so may wrong things, we....we sinned
General Edge: All of us have sinned, for we kill, but that doesn't mean that we can't be forgiven, fight for us, and you will regain you and your men's honor, fight for us, and great victory will shine in our path
Shadow Crypt Commander: I..I don't know what to say, but..... we are no more slaves, my men!!!!, we are just being used, to be killed, to be workslaves, to be meat!!, but we are no more, let us join with them, and we will have our honor regain!, I shall pledge my sword to you, General Edge
General Edge: Starting by this day, you and your men are now one of the brotherhoods of a nation, you and your men are to throw the painful days of your life, you and your men are no more of any kind, starting now, You are all an Egilian, so rise, Brother, your name shall be Commander Ledail, in our Ancient Language, the "Redeemed Light*. You all will protect your nation, you all have its will to honor it. So welcome to the Brotherhoods of the Egilian
Egilian Soldiers: Hooorrrraahhh!!!!!, may the light guide us all,, Hooorrrrahhhh!!!!
Commander Ledail: It....it is an honor, serving with you
General Edge: Good to hear, my brother
*After 3 days of rest*
*The banner of the Egilian rises in the Keep of Shadow's Crypt, or renamed as Light's Sanctuary*
*The stronghold itself has been started to rebuild*
*Commander Ledail arrives at Edge's presence*
General Edge: ah, welcome Commander Ledail, is it time to you to start?
Commander Ledail: Yes, General, my former master, Darko has corrupted the elite soldiers of Eiramond, known as Fire Knights, and he ordered 2 legions of Fire Knights to purge Eiramond City, and Darko is making its way into Cookiengdom,
General Edge: This is bad, if Eiramond and Cookiengdom fall, we'll be the last of the alliance in this parts, we must not let that happen, we're moving out, Commander Ledail and Iroch, take your forces to Evergreen Pass, there should be one of the Commander's there, I shall make my way to Paliouras Gate at the edge of Eastoak Forest with the Gunships, make you casualties less,
Commanders: Yes General,
General Edge: Goodluck Brothers!
Commander Iroch: You aswell General
*And so the Leaders prepare to move out*

*While also, Commander Saidan has arrive at Hid-parton and move his fleet to Lake Siruge*

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(After you read the story)
this happens before Devin goes to Outland, quite long eh
(the map)
and the Shadow's Crypt, is in the mountains north of Evergreen Plains, and Evergreen Pass is on the path to Eiramond
and those blue-ish grey colors are plains (I forgot to name them)

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So, Devin's model is a Blood Mage, then what? any infos
I already have my own model to think of, but not yet been made
But guys, can you please,,eh...ehehe, not hurt my soldiers, cause I'm not much of an active at this days, and i'll missed the roleplay..:<