Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

[San]

Ur hive mama so curious,when u give her the Wander ability,she wanders to the other maps

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so electric saving,she use Blademaster as a fan

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat,when she use a Scroll of Town Portal, the Town teleported to her.

 

[Meatmuffin]

Yo hive mama so gay, she can choose rainbow colors for her lightning

 

[Deleted member 238226]

yo hive, mama is so generous. she will give me 10 more rep

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so betrayal, she betrayed Illidian

 

[AditTechno]

Yo hive mama so private, she has 0 posts.
Yo hive mama so young, she realized she is not old.
Yo hive mama so noob, she uses Noob Saibot's skin.
Yo hive mama so true, she is true to be true.
Yo hive mama so lonely, she runs away and try to be alone.
Yo hive mama so fat, her mom died in birth because her mom cannot lift her.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so big, she grabs Mountain Giants to get siege attack

 

[Deleted member 242951]

Yo hive mama so fat even Naruto doesnt believe it !

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive Mama so ugly, her Charm ability does nothing
Yo Hive Mama so dumb, she got killed by a raccoon critter
Yo Hive Mama so poor, she can't even afford the starting melee units

 

[Yours Truly]

Your hive mama so fat,using the Load Unit on her will take up to 10 spaces

 

[AditTechno]

Yo hive mama so powerful, her rep power is over 1.000.000!

 

[Rex.]

Yo Hive Mama believe yolo is true

 

[Yours Truly]

Yo Hive Mama believe yolo is true

because it is,right?

--- In-Topic ---
Yo hive mama so rich,she has a passive Storm Bolt ability (because she have so many hammers to throw)

 

[Deleted member 238226]

yo hive mama can't eat, she said "there is no spoon".

 

[AditTechno]

Yo hive mama so dumb, she cheats greedisgood 50000 only to build 1 guard tower.

 

[Deleted member 242951]

^ I do that too ! :/

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama is so much procrastinator, she waited a decade before making another blizzard patch

 

[NightSkyAurora]

Yo hive mama is so FAT32, you have to upgrade to NTFS to contain her

How many hive mamas does it take to switch the light bulb?

Hidden

Two. One to switch the bulb and one to repair the ladder.

Why did yo hive mama cross the road?

Hidden

To step on a random burrowed Crypt Fiend.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so skinny, she has to run around in a meteor strike in order to get hit

yo hive mama so big, she uses the tree of life as her Christmas tree and wisps as the lights

 

[Meatmuffin]

Yo hive mama so angry, bloodlust doesn't have any effect on her.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

I seriosly laughed hard at meteor strike one. Here's one on that:

Yo Hive Mama so thin, you can't hit her with Blizzard spell!
Yo Hive Mama so fat, her knockback pushes units to other maps!

 

[Meatmuffin]

Yo hive mama so greedy, she has 7 inventory slots.
Yo hive mama so fat, her mirror image crashes the game.
Yo hive mama so lazy, she has a passive Sleep ability.

 

[Sclammerz]

Yo Hive Mama so fat, selecting her will cover your mini-map.
Yo Hive Mama so stinky, disease cloud actually heals her.
Yo Hive Mama so thin, you can't select her.

 

[Deleted member 242951]

Yo hive mama so fast, she downloaded shadows of hatred and completed it herself in 1 hour !

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive Mama so fat, you can select her even with Locust ability!

 

[Deleted member 242951]

Yo hive mama so noisy, she dispelled sleep from apheraz's avatar !

 

[WaterKnight]

Yo Hive Mama so big, to describe her body measurements, it requires BigInt.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so fat, when she steps in a scale it says, 'pending update'

yo hive mama so big, when she joins your campaign all your peasants say, 'Can't build here!' everywhere on the map.

 

[Shar Dundred]

Yo hive mama so fat, her inventory is always full and cannot be emptied.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat, she carries you as an item.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive Mama so stupid, her intelligence growth per level is negative!

 

[Shadow Fury]

Yo Hive Mama so stupid, her intelligence growth per level is negative!

Don't level her up then!

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so weak, her attacks heal and her healing spells hurt. she has to heal the enemy and hurt allies in order to be a productive member of her race.

yo hive mama so strong, attacks against her only make her stronger and spells only enchant her attacks

yo hive mama so ugly, she's the reason Gom hell screamed

yo hive mama so fast, when she ran past the blade master he turned into a blade storm(that ability I forget the name?)

yo hive mama so eco friendly, she gives out Nobel awards to the undead for recycling the dead

yo hive mama so ocd, she has to play Naga so that she's always in water, 'I must stay clean... must stay clean!

 

[Deleted member 242951]

^ LOL ! best ones !

 

[Chen]

Yo Hive Mama so big the Undead use her dead skin to create Abominations.

Yo Hive Mama so fat she skydived from the Halls of Valor and raised the Tomb of Sargeras.

Yo Hive Mama so fat when fell off the platform at ICC she created Sholazar Basin.

Yo Hive Mama so thirsty she drank the Water Elemental.

Mostly are boring jokes, but hey I'm new to this.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama so mean, she kills a hero and sees them ascend and she's like, 'oh hell no, come here!' and grabs their soul for some more beatings

 

[userid907]

Yo hive mama is so stinky, Disease Cloud heals her
Yo hive mama is so stinky, just like Apheraz Lucent

 

[Cherrymage]

I am new, but I am not sure if this is good or boring:

Yo Hive Mama so big, even a map of 128 GB is not enough for her.
Yo Hive Mama so hungry, she cast Devour to eat the entire map itself (along with all the doodads, units, etc.)

 

[WaterKnight]

Yo Hive Mama so attractive, she absorbs more light than ventablack.
Yo Hive Mama suffers from flatulences, needs to buy emission certificates.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama takes so much of the no back chat, that she made illidian deaf after he said, 'I am blind not deaf'

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so weak,when she summons Water Elemental, she got severe dehydrated

 

[WaterKnight]

Yo Hive Mama so technically inadept, thought could run Bash natively on Windows.

 

[Shar Dundred]

Yo Hive mama is so nice, she puts the cute in execute (I *think* I've heard that one somewhere, can't remember where though).

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat, she blocks Pathing Blockers

 

[AditTechno]

Yo hive mama so transparent, she passes Pathing Blockers.
Yo hive mama so slow, Boots of Speed has no effect on her!

 

[Sclammerz]

Your Hive mama is so fat even Mass Teleport can't teleport her.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat,Mass teleport teleports her mass,leaving her fats behind

 

[bear_369]

Your Hive mama so slow, she can't keep up with the game, causing the game to DESYNC!

Your Hive mama so squishy, she's bigger than a Castle but barely fitted inside the small Zeppelin!

Your Hive mama so hot, she cast a Blizzard on the entire map.

Your Hive mama so dumb, she can't spell "Rexxar" correctly but instead "Rektsar".

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive Mama so hairy, when Rexxar casts Call of the Wild, he summons her!
Yo Hive Mama so small, she can walk under pathing blockers!