Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama so ugly, she's the poster child of the undead's new makeup line

creme de hargh!

 

[Deleted member 242951]

Yo hive mama so dumb, she dispel to remove invulnerability

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama is so big she's listed as a structure but categorised as a path blocker

ok no that's not funny... jokes over I'm dead

yo hive mama got me, she heard me teasing her and used silence on me

now I have an exclamation mark above my head and I'm trying to swat it away with out any success

 

[Shadow Fury]

Yo hive mama so fat, when she sat on an iPhone, it became an iPad!
Yo hive mama so huge, I saw her in the newspaper on pages 6,7 and 8!

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so lucky,when she cast Starfall,she got knocked out by her dropping stars.
Ur hive mama so smart,she mutes her speakers so Howl of Terror won't work on her.

 

[Chen]

Yo hive mama so angry Tranquility deals damage to her.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so... Aaaaaagh screw it!

she's such a big cow you just need to look at her, she's the only freaked cow model in the game

the only neutral creature that can kill you just by being super ugly

natural ability, passive and defensive

very destructive

 

[Deleted member 242951]

Yo hive mama so ugly , the mirror crumbled into pieces when she looked at it !

 

[AditTechno]

Yo Hive Mama so famous, she is the topic of this thread!

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo mama so undead she just killed this thread -_-¿

 

[BiroN]

This thread isn't gonna die out is it?

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so newbie, she can earn exp points by killing critters.

 

[aeman]

yo hive momma so crazy, crazy in love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SadX_yYa1c

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so old, she was born before the starcraft and warcraft

SHE IS THE HIVECRAFT!!!!!!!

Yo hive mama so cold, she gives the frost wyrm a chill (is that the name of the undead dragon?)

Yo hive mama so hot, she's the reason why the witch doctor says,'my balls are burning'(again with the forgetting of names)

Yo hive mama so beautiful, charm has no effect on her

Yo hive mama so sexy, when she enters the battle field against the elves. they say, 'we have engaged the enemy' and wedding bells start chiming.

yo hive mama so hard, when she kicks your town hall you hear,'Our buildings are under the sea'

Yo hive mama so fat, when she sits on a gold mine you hear. 'our gold mine has collapsed'

 

[AditTechno]

Yo hive momma is so famous, she is the topic of this thread

Hey, that thing is mine, you're copying. See previous page.

 

[aeman]

Hey, that thing is mine, you're copying. See previous page.

oh... sorry, im just thinking of famous and the idea was on my head. so

Yo hive momma so famous, you can just type Yo momma in google and she will be there

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so strict, she neg repped a Forest Troll for being a troll.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so dumb, when she hears,'We need more gold!' she pulls out her wallet and asks, 'so how much are we talking here?'

 

[Edge45]

OffT

Lol, Everybody forgot to say Happy Mothers Day to hive mama

 

[aeman]

Yo hive momma so ancient, she is an OOPART

 

[Yours Truly]

Yo hive mama so ugly,she made OneDirection goes the other direction.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so heavy, she once used Burrow, legend says she's still lurking somewhere else in the underground, unable to get back up to the surface.

 

[aeman]

Yo hive momma so crazy, she eat forgotten one like squid

 

[Edge45]

Off-T last

I don't know how hive mama's gonna survive this, no mother's day? XD

You hive mama so ugly, nobody greeted her Happy Mother's Day

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so hated, the rep she gave to people got refunded.

 

[LimitingBounds]

Yo hive momma so fat, she coulda saved Azeroth from the Burning Legion by clogging the portal with her ass.

 

[Yours Truly]

Yo hive momma so fat, she coulda saved Azeroth from the Burning Legion by clogging the portal with her ass.

Anyone else thinks this is a BIT vulgar?

Yo hive mama so retarded,she thought gold was wood

 

[aeman]

yo hive momma so strong, she slapped arthas and he is crying like a poncy milk drinker

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so strong, she slapped the blade master and caused a bladestorm

yo hive mama so dangerous, she stepped on a creep and it burrowed

yo hive mama so evil, the demons draw their power from fountains of her smelly urine

na I got nothing.... bye

 

[Yours Truly]

yo hive mama so racist,she doesn't own black tires.

 

[aeman]

yo hive momma is transgender, people often call her he instead of she

 

[San]

what the fuck guys.

 

[LimitingBounds]

Anyone else thinks this is a BIT vulgar?

Yo hive mama so retarded,she thought gold was wood

A...I apologize if it seems that it is. I posted this out of impulse. I'll be more careful next time.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama so dirty, she touches all the little people with her iron gauntlet

Yo hive mama so dangerous, she kills seals just by clicking them repeatedly

 

[aeman]

Yo Hive Momma so happy, her home now has been improved

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so lazy, you need JASS scripts to make her Move.

 

[Warseeker]

Ur Hive Mama is lost, She still searching for Hive 1.0

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat, people selects Tool Palette in her.

 

[DatBoi]

Yo hive mama so fat, i have to do scale 0.1 in WE to see model

 

[gusanomental]

Yo hive mama so dumb, she joined the Hive to practice beekeeping.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so toxic, when she cast Tranquil, she causes acid rain
Ur hive mama wears so much of makeup, casting dispel on her will turn her into a faceless one

 

[aeman]

Yo Hive Momma thread is dead, there's nobody replying about her

 

[San]

I just did.

 

[Mr. Gameplay Knowledge]

@Ralle ,
I think that they all talk here about your girl friend or your wife,whatever.
Because u are basically the father from hive. x,D

 

[Edge45]

Yo hive papa so drunk, he did something on hive mama.

 

[aeman]

Yo hive family so great, people still know them for 7 generation

 

[San]

Your hive mama so huge, she's my entire entry for the tech-tree contest.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama so greedy, she was caught with her hand in Arthars fathers urns and when asked she said

"So this isn't a cookie jar?"

 

[Bumhunter]

Yo mama so pasty fat she be looking like Pudge.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama so out of shape, she lags in real life