Yo Hive Mama Jokes

[Apheraz Lucent]

Disclaimer:
This thread is made for your "Yo Hive Mama" jokes, and is not meant to insult individuals or groups, but to share the laugh and boost up motivation and creativity. Any user posts which are found disturbing or harrasing will be sanctioned.


Jokes have to be related to the Hive. But enough with rules, let's get started
1. Yo Hive Mama so fat, she fits into five pages of Pack resources.

 

[Daffa]

Yo Hive Mama so big, she can upload tons of resources.
(I know, I'm pretty suck at jokes)

 

[trolman]

Yo moma so unpopular that when she breaks the rules, the mods give her rep.

 

[Maker]

Yo mama so fat, the Lich King model compressed to 5 kb in size when she stepped on it.

 

[Orcnet]

Yo mama so fat, she can't Log Out.

 

[MortAr]

Yo mama so fat, she can't Log Out.

Yo mama so fat, she can't even log in.

 

[chobibo]

Yo momma so fat, she can't be hidden with hidden tags.

 

[Daffa]

Yo Mama so Famous, when she upload a simple map, it get Director's Cut.

 

[GreeN!X]

Yo momma so fat, the

Tag

can't even cover her.

Wow, this joke sucks.. but hey, I never thought I'd make a yo momma joke ever in my life.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

There are VM and PM to ask me questions about what happened, and going offtopic is most certainly what I don't want in my thread(s).
I'll have someone to clean up the thread, including this message. The doubled post of mine beneat should stay, thanks.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive mama so thin, that she calls her reputation gems "planets".

 

[Razer!X]

Yo momma so fat, when she is uploaded to your map she crashes your game and your computer.

 

[supertoinkz]

oh god this thread is back.

 

[InfernalTater]

Yo momma so fat when she uploaded an icon of herself, it turned into a pack full of skins.

 

[Tleno]

Yo mama so fat Ralle had to relocate the server once she logged in. True story.

 

[InfernalTater]

Yo momma so fat when she sat on Tleno's avatar, its quality dropped to a pixelated scribble with low file size under her weight.

 

[Tleno]

Yo momma so fat when she sat on Tleno's avatar, its quality dropped to a pixelated scribble with low file size under her weight.

Yo mama so dumb she can't recognize pixelart!

...guess it runs in the family...

 

[InfernalTater]

Yo mama so dumb she can't recognize pixelart!

...guess it runs in the family...

No need to insult me... I wasn't insulting your avatar, I was just joking because it used to be a very, very similar screenshot of a peasant, and now it's almost like a pixelated version of it with steampunk glasses.

 

[Tleno]

No need to insult me... I wasn't insulting your avatar, I was just joking because it used to be a very, very similar screenshot of a peasant, and now it's almost like a pixelated version of it.

Pardon, just that.. .well, dunno, can't say there's any peasantyness left in it. Just steampunk.

Also, guess what's the berserk button of a pixel artist!

 

[MortAr]

Yo mama so fat, her avatar can't fit the screen.

 

[chobibo]

Yo momma so big, she can't fit in a single account.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive mama so fat, that she makes the Members List.

 

[Chen]

Yo Hive mama so fat, the overall size of all the resources here have no match to her.

 

[bowser499]

Yo Hive Mama so buggy, can't open chat on mobiles

 

[InfernalTater]

Yo momma so ugly she uploaded a self portait as a texture and all of the skin moderators disappeared upon trying to rate it.

 

[Tleno]

Yo mama so fat her rep gems orbit around her gravitational field!

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive mama so poor, she can't even afford the neutral reputation gem

 

[Daffa]

Yo Hive Mama so rich that she can afford the whole site

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive Mama so rich that she can afford the whole site

Plot Twist: Yo Hive Mama is TWIF

 

[TheWhiteWolf]

Yo hive mama so old she remembers stuff before DotA

Yo hive mama so ugly she makes Ralle's avatar try to cameleon-disguise itself upon seeing her (yup, this one sucks)

Yo hive mama so poor she can't even afford Magos'

 

[InfernalTater]

Yo hive mama so old she keeps posting threads asking how we modified warcraft 1 with better graphics.

 

[jonhysone]

Yo hive mama she blew up when she saw these mama jokes .

 

[Deleted member 219079]

Yo mama so stupid she thought PvZ was balanced.

 

[Statharas]

Yo mamaship so fat, she can't fit in a single map.

 

[Kyrbi0]

Yo mama so smart, she joined Wc3C instead of THW.

 

[InfernalTater]

Yo momma so fat all her posts are Off-Topic because she can't fit on a topic.

 

[Statharas]

Yo momma so fat, she's the reason Ghan has to do extra maintenance every so often.

 

[InfernalTater]

Yo momma so stupid she clicked Chat and started responding out loud to all the rules she read.

 

[Tal'Rarity]

Yo momma so gigantic that shes the reason that daily hive maintenance happens.

 

[bumblebeetuna]

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a refresher orb on riki.

yo mama so fat, her pic size is in Damnabytes

Ya mama so fat, all her websites are (dot)Damn

Ya mama so broke, when she orders a small pizza, she has to eat it outside.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Hey, hey, calm down.

It's forbidden to post like that, please use the Edit button instead!
And this is a place for Hive yo mama jokes, not just any type of them.

 

[bumblebeetuna]

AHAHAH heres one i just thought of..

Man yo hive mama so fat, she sat a a CD and made 600 floppys.

 

[Roland]

Yoh mama, send me a goat to chop and we'll make it for dinner, KayDowt?

 

[chobibo]

Jad's lips ^

 

[nhs325]

Yo Hive Mama so sissy, that she even had a thread about My Little Pony.
Yo Hive Mama so firece, that the amount of resources got rejected even bigger than the others.

 

[Aeroblyctos]

Your mama is fatter than mine.

Haha. HAHA. HAHARAHAHAHAAAHAHH.

 

[Awsan]

Yo mama so dumb, she clicked "edit signature" then wrote her signature on the computer screen with a pen!

 

[Magtheridon96]

Yo Mama's so stupid, she necro-ed a 2-month old thread.