Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

[aeman]

Yo Hive Mama so lazy, she use blink to walk instead of normal walk

 

[Shadow Fury]

Yo hive mama so stinky, even when she casts Taunt, nobody gets close to her!

 

[Shar Dundred]

Yo Hive mama has been fooled so hard today, she forgot what day we had!

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so hardcore,when she casts Taunt,she attacks herself.

 

[aeman]

Yo hive mama so great, she use power greatly until she gets great electricity bills

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive Mama so stupid, she got hit by a pathing blocker!

 

[BiroN]

Yo hive momma is not here cuz she's dead.

 

[Warseeker]

Your Hive Mama so stupid, When I asked her : Whosyourdaddy? She said : my husband.

 

[aeman]

Your mama hive is greedy and unreliable, she say greed is good and there is no spoon while there is a spoon

 

[Warseeker]

Your Hive Mama so fat, when Cairne uses War stamp upon her she doesn't get stuned.

 

[aeman]

Your hive mama is insane, she throw storm bolt at her husband

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so power hungry, she eats mana with her hands and when people ask she says,'there is no spoon'

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so #safetyfirst, before she summons a Lava Spawn,she hire firefighters to protect her

 

[Deleted member 238226]

yo hive mama is a hater of fire. she become a fire fighter.

<--- just look at my avatar. keep laughing on my boring jokes

 

[WaterKnight]

Yo Hive Mama so expanded, collision checks are can be reduced to constant true.

Yo Hive Mama best cook and provider, removes supply cap and upkeep.

Yo Hive Mama so intelligent, when Bloodmage siphoned her mana, he became Roy.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Ur hive mama so #safetyfirst, before she summons aLava Spawn,she hire firefighters to protect her

you mean the water elemental?

yo hive mama so smart, she summoned a water elemental to put out illidian's immolation

yo hive mama so monster, the abomination borrows parts from her to be more abominatious

yo hive mama so invisible, the shadow meld is her default

 

[aeman]

Your hive mama so fast and deadly, she steal Arthas' horse and riding it until its spine break because she so fat

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama is so blind, she hasn't caught on that we are talking about her

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so nasty, whenever she takes a dump in a toilet,the toilet turns to a slaughter house

 

[aeman]

Yo hive mama so quick, she use bow like a machine gun.she never stop shooting unless she reload and shoot again!

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so bad ass, she kick out the zerg hive mind because she the only mama

 

[Bumhunter]

Yo hive mama so fat, when she step on her scale it just say pending.

 

[aeman]

Yo hive mama so strong, she can cut tree with her fist

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so greedy, she gave the spawn to all her gold mines.

yo hive mama so dirty, after a month of no bathing the ground around her is naturally blighted

yo hive mama so mean, she left Arthus at the alter and that's why he never became king or stayed good

 

[NightStalker]

Seems like we are a bunch of kindergarden kids buttf*ck it lets try

Yo hive mama so fat when she open up WE she causes stack overflow

Yo hive mama so fat after she passes between you and your pc during the prologue of the campaign, you watch the epilogue of the campaign

 

[Deleted member 242951]

Yo hive mama so fat, I missed 100 naruto episodes when she passed in between me and my PC

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat, her HP bar's colour is always yellow-orangish coz its filled with fats
Ur hive mama so hyperactive, there's no Stop or Hold button when u selects her

 

[aeman]

Yo hive mama is fully armed and armored, she wear to many footman armor and wield too much sword

 

[Blightsower]

yo hive mama is so fat that when she swims the whole map becomes an aquarium.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so gluttonous, when she enters your map you hear, 'build more farms'

 

[Deleted member 242951]

^ your jokes are awesome ! xD

 

[aeman]

yo hive momma so beautiful, her custom skin are created by Aph

 

[Deleted member 242951]

^ REP WHORE !! xD

Yo hive mama so rude, she has 124 neg rep and her rep status is : "Yo hive mama has a stinky aura around"

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama hands out free caddy on Halloween, but it ain't candy it's the undead taint

Noooooo! we all going to turn into scrum sucking zombies! :-O

 

[aeman]

Yo hive momma so rude, she just ban me at Roland's Ban Game for nonsense

 

[Meatmuffin]

Yo Hive Mama so fat, she needs triple brackets to be encased.

 

[aeman]

Yo hive momma so hungry, she eat you

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama is so dump, she was caught waiting at the side of the road with two slices of bread

When a goblin suicide bomber stopped by he asked her, 'why are you holding those slices of bread open like that?'

yo mama answered, 'I'm waiting for the traffic jam'

goblin bomber, *face palm* Ka-Boom!

 

[aeman]

Yo hive momma so slow, she act second after you act first

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama is so old school, she still uses Palladians to heal her troops instead of priests

yo hive mama is so old, she still plucks out ogres eyes to explore the map

 

[aeman]

Yo hive momma so powerful, she beat everyone with single comment

 

[Em!]

Yo momma sells vacuum cleaners at discount prices!! 50% off Mama Mcmuffins Supersucker Vacuums!!! Guaranteed to "suck" & "blow" your mind. Limited stock. Prices non negotiable. Only accepts "pesos" or "yen".

 

[aeman]

Yo hive momma so creative, she steal her enemies' weapons and replace it with useless junk

 

[Meatmuffin]

Yo hive mama so fat, units that have pillage gain gold when attacking her.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama so fat, she has extra inventory slots hidden under her fat folds

 

[aeman]

Yo hive momma so fat, her movement speed and attack speed are to slow

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat, she once mounted a Hippogryph, the hippo is now one of her fur rug.

 

[aeman]

Yo hive momma so lethal, when you start a map, she quickly defeats all player

 

[Edge45]

Yo hive mama so ugly, Archimonde and the Burning Legion retreated and never came back.

 

[aeman]

Yo hive momma so ugly, Mal'Ganis and his undead retreated and never return