Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

[Shadow Fury]

Yo hive mama so stupid, even ogres are intelligent compared to her.
Yo hive mama so huge, when she casted mirror image, the earth was pulverized
Yo hive mama so enormous, when she used "Burrow", the earth burrowed in her instead!

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo hive mama so thin, she has 100% evasion!

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so random,when Mountain King cast Avatar,she calls him the last air bender
Ur hive mama so kind,she waters Orc so they can process photosynthesis with their green skin
Ur hive mama so recycle,she refills moonwell with Water Elemental

 

[Warseeker]

Yo Hive Mama so unlucky, her blade can not cut tomatos!

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so weak,a critter killed her.
Ur hive mama so bad in joke,she froze Ner'zhul up with it.
Ur hive mama so immortal,Altar revives at her.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Behave please. You got negrep for that one, for still doing the same thing after I've asked to keep the thread clean. Next one and I'll go harsher.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so corrupt,when a kid drinks her blood,he turned to Mannoroth.
Ur hive mama so stalker,she stalks the Shade.

 

[Warseeker]

Yo Hive Mama so old, she play the oldest patch of Warcraft 3.
Yo Hive Mama so smart, she bring workers with her when she battles an enemy base to repair catapults.
Yo Hive Mama so skinny, when she try to jump from a highest building, she fall up like a plume.

 

[Cherrymage]

I'm not good with jokes, especially this type of jokes but I'll try my best (and I don't find mine funny either):

Yo Hive Mama so ancient, she plays the original release of Warcraft: Orcs and Humans.
Yo Hive Mama so big, when Lich casts Frost Nova on her, the Earth became a frozen sphere of ice!
Yo Hive Mama so fat, whenever she visits a Hive page, the entire Hive begins to stretch and stretch until the Hive explodes into honey pieces.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so lazy,she cast Sleep to herself.
Ur hive mama so deadly,when the Death Knight used Death Pact on her,he died.

 

[userid907]

ur hive mama is so unlucky, she play as demon hunter (blinded man) and she cant see anything!

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat,when the Acolyte use Unsummon building on her,he get max resource.

 

[Warseeker]

Yo Hive Mama so dumb, she got 0 recent vistors of her profile since the day she join (2005)

 

[WhiteFang]

Ur hive mama so lazy,she cast Sleep to herself.
Ur hive mama so deadly,when the Death Knight used Death Pact on her,he died.

lol,I'm not good at these but I may try tomorrow

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Yo HiveMama soo slow, he movenment speed was -100
Yo Hivemama soo Demon summoning Adept, when she summoned an imp, she summoned Mannoroth instead.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so heavy,when Druid of Talon cast Cyclone on her,the Earth got pushed down.
Ur hive mama so loud,when she cast Howl of Terror,she broke her own eardrums.

 

[NightSkyAurora]

Ur hive mama so heavy,a burrowed Crypt Fiend died because she stepped on it.

RIP :''D


Yo hive mamma is so poor, she can't afford airtime to call functions.

Yo hive mamma is so big, she can't be downloaded with uncapped internet.

Yo hive mamma is so big, invisibility doesn't work on her.

Yo hive mamma is so fat, she needs 12 slots to play a map (thankfully leaving no room for us)

Yo hive mamma is so tired, you will loose manna if you cast manna drain on her

Yo hive mamma is so lazy, she ignores the taunt buff

yo hive mamma is so small, a unit variable containing her are equal to NULL

Yo hive mamma is so aggressive, she would have cast banish on San by now if she was the site owner

yo hive mamma is so fat, if you selected her, you can't select more units

yo hive mamma is so drunk, if she pick up an item, "Illusions cannot pick up items." is thrown in her face.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive mama so fat, when you use Life Drain on her, you get diabetes!
Yo Hive mama so short, when she goes over shallow water terrain, she drowns!
Yo Hive mama so dirty, abomination's disease cloud actually heals her!

 

[Sclammerz]

Yo Hive mama is so fat, she can't fit on one transport ship.
Yo Hive mama is so fat, she cant be even feel the damage of bladestorm.
Yo Hive mama is so heavy, casting spells with knockback effect on her will knockback you instead.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat,Bladestorm won't work on her coz the blade will stuck on her meats
Ur hive mama so fat,she can't become one with Lich King because the helmet is too small to fit her head.
Ur hive mama so annoying,everyone will attack her before she even cast taunt.

 

[Yours Truly]

Ur hive mama so stupid,she can't tell the difference between Death Rider and Evil Arthas

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so lifeless,when Bloodmage cast Life Drain on her,he transfers his life back to her

 

[Yours Truly]

Ur hive mama sick,when Ghouls cannibalize her corpse,the Ghoul instantly dies.

 

[WhiteFang]

Ur hive momma is so fat Ralle can't port her over to Hive 2

 

[Warseeker]

Yo Hive Mama so dumb as Me

Ur hive momma is so fat Ralle can't port her over to Hive 2

He can compress here into a RAR. Archive or just import her icon only.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so heavy,when u use her as a unit in WE,the initial water level turns to Deep Water

 

[Yours Truly]

I hereby revive this thread!
Ur hive mama so fat,when riflemen shoots her,the bullets reflects to the riflemen

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat,when banshees possess her,their possessing souls stuck on her layers of fat
Ur hive mama so aggressive,she don't have a passive icon

 

[Meatmuffin]

Yo mama so fat, her weight needs more than 1 variable to be stored

 

[Warseeker]

Yo hive mama so huge, when ralle tried to compress her, WinRAR crashed !

Good one

Perhaps he could import her texture BLP only and replace it over the Dark Ranger Model. But I'm not sure my mum fit with it.

Edit : FATAL ERROR

 

[InfernalTater]

Yo hive mama so stupid she made a THW account so she could ask to speak to the Import Manager.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Ur hive mama so aggressive,she don't have a passive icon

Your jokes are by far the best in this thread

Yo Hive Mama so thin, she has 100% evasion.
Yo Hive Mama so fat, she's both an air and a ground unit.
Yo Hive Mama so ugly, terrain turns to blight where she walks.

 

[Meatmuffin]

Yo Hive Mama so fat, she has a passive Devour ability.
Yo Hive Mama so fat, she actually looked for honey inside here.

 

[stein123]

subscribing, beacause San

 

[Yours Truly]

Ur hive mama so lazy,she ignores her Town Hall's Call To Arms bell.
Ur hive mama so stupid,she doesn't know what a pickaxe is.

 

[Legal_Ease]

I just found this and couldn't help myself.

• Hive Mama Jokes config
  • Events
    • Time - Yo hive mama so slow, it takes her 2.00 seconds to run every 0.03 seconds of game time.
    • Trigger - Yo hive mama's posts are so old, you can't even find them the archive.
    • Game - Yo hive mama so greedy, she takes everything and returns nothing.
  • Conditions
  • Actions
    • Set (Yo hive mama so fat) = She leaks a location point before the map is finished loading.
    • Unit - Yo hive mama so big, she needs to be referred to as a unitgroup because a unit variable just won't do it.
    • Hashtable - Yo hive mama so dumb, she thinks 'aloc' needs a key but a hashtable is furniture where you get high.
    • Item - Yo hive mama so stupid, Circlet of Nobility only increases her Strength and Agility by 2.
    • Camera - Yo hive mama leaks so bad, it's more efficient to pan camera as needed to all units of type footman and create a tome every 0.01 than have her in your map.
    • Sound - Yo hive mama such a noob, she still thinks Jass is a genre of music originating in New Orleans in the 1950s.
    • Unit Group - Yo hive mama so easy, "pick every unit in yo hive mama," creates a endless loop.

 

[Deleted member 242951]

^lol

 

[Shadow Fury]

Yo hive mama so stupid, Mantle of Intelligence became Mantle of Stupidity when she wore it
Yo hive mama so cold, she put out Cloak of Flames

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so old,Arthas found her deep under Azjol-Nerub,having cup of tea with Faceless Ones
Ur hive mama so fat,she has 24 inventory slots.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive Mama so small, she has zero collision!

 

[Blood Raven]

Yo hive mama so fat, she sunk the sunken isles.
Yo hive mama so fat, she can step in deep water.
Yo hive mama so fat, she creates AoE damage when she walks.
Yo hive mama so fat, she automatically lowers platforms and bridges she walks on.

...I'm dry on jokes

 

[Shadow Fury]

Yo hive mama so heavy, the transport ship sank when she rode it

 

[GunSlinger]

Yo hive mama so fat, she creates a cliff every time she takes a step.
Yo hive mama so stupid, she thought Jass was music.
Yo hive mama so huge, her posts take up an entire page.
Yo hive mama so stupid, she thought the site was for teaching how to own a honey farm.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo hive mama so stupid, she thought Jass was music

I fucking died lol

 

[Yours Truly]

Ur hive mama so dumb,she thought hammers are boldly drawn T letters
Ur hive mama so poisonous,hitting her with Vampiric Aura will result as suicidal
Ur hive mama so fat,Impale won't hurl her to the air
Ur hive mama so lazy,she forces the Dreadlords to cast Sleep on her
Ur hive mama so evil,she said R.I.P was Rest In Pain
Ur hive mama so slimy,Meat Hooks won't work on her

 

[Warseeker]

Yo hive mama thought that rep means rip.
Yo hive mama always face orientation building by default when she's speak to somebody.
Yo hive mama immunate to magie, she never get sick.
Yo hive mama think that Quest Mark above a unit means that he's just shocked.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so ugly,the creation of Abominations are inspired by her appearance
Ur hive mama so into wild,Rexxar the Beastmaster is one of her pet.

 

[NightSkyAurora]

Yo hive mama is so aggressive, she can punch you in the face through private messages. Beware.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so greed,when u use her to gather golds from goldmine,she will never return the resource.

 

[Yours Truly]

Yo Hive mama so kind she uses life drain to drain her own life and give it to the enemies

Unless the enemy is an undead