Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive Mama so fat, when she tries to pass through a portal, she gets stuck in it.

LOL that's why they don't ever work in my maps

 

[Chen]

Yo Mama so Poor, she became the Recycle Bin Moderator

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo Hive mama so ugly, the undead weren't invading they were running away from her

Yo Hive mama so Big, Archimonde sucked her first before discovering she wasn't the world tree

Yo Hive mama so sexy and strong, she's there reason why their are no other orc women.

 

[Deleted member 242951]

Yo hive mama so cooool, her frost nova killed Apheraz.

 

[hiphop4eva]

Yo hive mama so dumb, when a spider tried to bite her she bit the spider instead.

 

[Edge45]

Yo hive mama so annoying, Ner'zhul became the Lich King because of her

Yo hive mama so big, Azol-Nerub collapsed

Yo hive mama so sporty, golems turned to dust when she jug

 

[Rex.]

Yo hive mama suicided because of the posts above.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama suicided because of the posts above.

ha ha I like that one

Im campaigning for the.'stop yo hive mama jokes'

if we keep insulting her, she might kill herself. or worse, she might show up to hive class one day and eat all of us

 

[InfernalTater]

ha ha I like that one

Im campaigning for the.'stop yo hive mama jokes'

if we keep insulting her, she might kill herself. or worse, she might show up to hive class one day and eat all of us

Yo hive momma gave birth to thousands of wonderful people that have contributed countless resources to the community... After having extramarital relations with WC3C thousands of times like a Zerg queen.

 

[Blood Raven]

Yo hive mama so ugly, when she entered the emerald dream, she created the emerald nightmare.
Yo hive mama so ugly, the titans thought she was an Old God.
Yo hive mama so fat, when she went pool swimming, she created the maelstrom.
Yo hive mama so fat, when she entered the dark portal, Dreanor collapsed... or rather:
Yo hive mama so fat, she couldn't enter the dark portal.
Yo hive mama so fat, wyverns make nests in her pubes. (lol)
Yo hive mama so fat, she can't enter the Deadmines.
Yo hive mama so fat, if she poured her blood into that fountain, Grom would have died of diabetes.

Some of these are from the WoW lore, hope you can get them :3

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so smart, the builder elves come to her with their homework

yo hive mama so beautiful, the charm spell is her passive ability

Yo hive mama so well aged, the undead look at her and say Yo Mama ;-)

 

[San]

Yo hive mama so ugly, the titans thought she was an Old God.

this

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama's voice is so gruff,murdeross sounds like a teen ager by comparison.

 

[BlackEnvyX]

Yo mama's such a buzzkill even the Well of Eternity can't life her spirits up

 

[ILikeMacNCheeze]

Yo mama is soooo DAMN BIG!!! She can't be seen on a warcraft map because even with 0.01 scale. She's still BIG!!

 

[Deleted member 238226]

yo hive mama is so pretty, she looks just like apheraz

 

[BlackEnvyX]

Your mom's so ugly even Donald Trump's hairpiece made her look better

 

[ILikeMacNCheeze]

Yo mama is so scary even the scariest ones in warcraft are still scared of her!

 

[HaaG]

Yo hive mamma so fat, the earth shakes before she casts earthquake.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Your Hive Mama so dumb, she tried to Devour the Healing Ward

 

[userid907]

yo hive mama is so smart, she try to cast storm bolt on mountain giant.

yo hive mama is so fat, the earthquake spell is passive for her.

yo hive mama is so fool, she try to destroy Castle building with 1 peasant and there is 50 enemy tower around.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama is so fat,she collides with Locust unit
Ur hive mama is so scary,she woke Cthulhu up before the stars are right

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Yo Hivemama soo fast, he movenment speed was over 100000000.

Yo Hivemama soo cheating, she typed in whosyourdaddy in multiplayer and it worked!

Yo Hivemama soo fat, she stepped once and created the Ungoro Crater!

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Ur hive mama is so fat,she collides with Locust unit

This gotta be one of best ones lol

 

[San]

Ur hive mama is so fat,she devours kodo
Ur hive mama is so ugly,Eye of Sargeras broke apart after staring at her
Ur hive mama is so stink,her disease cloud deals damage to Undead.
Ur hive mama is so fat,when I place her as a doodad,she became the whole tileset itself.

 

[Shadow Fury]

Yo hive mama so indestructible, even Nokia 3310 envies her.
Yo hive mama so hot, when she sat on the Frozen Throne, it melted.

 

[Roland]

Yo hive mama so apheraz and -grendel are zombies.

 

[Rex.]

Guys, stop insulting her!

Hive mama is Ralle mom and u respect his mom.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so beatiful,people are drawing her on Art Competition #7

 

[Roland]

drawing on her art competition #7?

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive Mama so thin, archers use her as arrows!

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat,when she cast Blink,the map moved instead of her

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama so poor, she couldn't feed her family with her Brest milk?

 

[Roland]

yo hive mama that TheLordOfDonkeySizes201 has returned to disrupt the site again.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat,when she's in a zeppelin,the zeppelin becomes a ground unit

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Your jokes really make my day San, I love them!

And guys, keep the thread clean, please. You really don't want me in your face.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama is so big, the world editor is just.a close up of her ass

yo hive mama so big, when you place her on your map, it takes 3seconds for the loading bar breaks open and floods your room.

yo hive mama so ugly, the undead call her the chosen one and the orcs call her mom.

yo hive mama so racist, the humans file law suits to her by elf.

yo hive mama so blue, the elfs get together and sing, 'I run to the window and what does she say, duboDee duboDay!'

 

[Archimmonde]

Yo hive mama so ugly, when she play as Arthas she raise the undead but they go back to the grave.

 

[San]

Your jokes really make my day San, I love them!

Thanks!

Ur hive mama so fat,when she cast Windwalk,a tornado is formed
Ur hive mama so fat,when Pudge cast Meat Hook on her,Pudge got snatched to her.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so dirty, she uses the far seer ability to spy on people getting their freak on.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so heavy,a burrowed Crypt Fiend died because she stepped on it.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive mama so short, she can pass under a burrowed crypt fiend!

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so chubby,Crypt fiends can burrow into her

 

[Blood Raven]

Yo hive mama spell edition:

Yo hive mama so fat, she has to use far sight to see her belly button.
Yo hive mama so fat, divine shield can't cover her whole.
Yo hive mama so fat, when she casts mirror image the game freezes.
Yo hive mama so fat, entangling roots only scratch her toes.
Yo hive mama so fat, she can reflect storm bolts with her fats.
Yo hive mama so fat, when she thunder claps, she causes global earthquake.

And some more:
Yo hive mama so fat, it takes 30 footmen to surround her.
Yo hive mama so fat, she blocks air units.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive Mama so fat, she's the only unit in warcraft that blocks vision behind her.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so good in business,when she got attacked by archers,she collect the arrows and sell it back to them
Ur hive mama so justice,she sued the Mountain giants for picking up trees without receiving any punishment,yet the opposite happens to Orc.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so noob, ahead thought the victory conditions were a warning

yo hive mama so fresh, she used o'D'plague from the undead meat wagons disease cloud ability

yo hive mama so ego, she mad ilidain deaf after talking his ear off because of his back chat, 'I am blind not deaf'

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat,when Demon Hunter mana burn her, it burns her calories instead of mana
Ur hive mama so fat,when Lich cast frost armor on her,the global warming stopped

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo hive mama so fat, that a global brilliance aura affects only 6% of her

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so thug,she voted 1/5 on Director's Cut resources.
Ur hive mama so kind,she tried to help Ralle by removing all the ads from hive.
Ur hive mama so Perfect,Director can't cut her.