Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

[Shadow Fury]

Yo hive mama so incredibly noob and stupid, she bought Lothar's Edge for Rikimaru and always smokes her allies

Yo hive mama so huge, even the Stonemaul ogres feel tiny when compared to her

Yo hive mama so buggy, typing her emoticon would cause Error 404

Yo hive mama so ugly, seeing her drawing would let our eyes bleed so much to exsanguinate us

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Your Hive mama so fat, when I tried to train her, my upkeep quit

 

[NFWar]

Your Hive mama is so fat, I needed 2 hits with worker unit to slay her while having whoisyourdaddy enabled!
Your Hive mama is so fat, calling her with function overloads my whole computer memory!
Your Hive mama is so fat, when she enters largest transport unit, she takes all space!

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

This is just golden

Your Hive mama is so fat, when she enters largest transport unit, she takes all space!

 

[Sclammerz]

Your Hive mama is so fat when she walk by the TV, I missed 32 episodes.
Your Hive mama is so fat she needs to register 10 accounts just to fit in hive.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Your hive mama so ugly, she's why Grom hell screamed.

 

[Arad MNK]

your hive mama so ugly, she's why grom hell screamed.

Whaaa LOL XD

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so stupid, she got injured and yelled. 'Quick! get the healing wanker!' because she can't read

ps

healing ward...

 

[Deleted member 242951]

Yo hive mama so hungry she ate her own rep cookies !

(Note that in the Terran theme of hive, the reps appear as cookies)

 

[Shadow Fury]

Yo hive mama so greedy, using the cheat greedisgood 9999999 couldn't give me enough gold and lumber to hire her from a Mercenary Camp.

Yo hive mama so bulky and gigantic, whenever she walks on the ground, she causes War Stomps.

 

[Zwiebelchen]

Yo Hive mama so stupid, she mistakes rects for regions.

Yo Hive mama so fat, you see her rollin' and you hatin'.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo hive mama so greedy, using the cheat greedisgood 9999999 couldn't give me enough gold and lumber to hire her from a Mercenary Camp.

Plot Twist: yo fat Hive mama is a whole Mercenary Camp.

 

[Shadow Fury]

Plot Twist: yo fat Hive mama is a whole Mercenary Camp.

She's so fat that she doesn't even fit in a structure of scaling value 10.

 

[Flux]

Yo hive mama so fat, using Raise Dead on her corpse produces 20 Skeletal Warriors.
PS: Skeletal Mastery was researched
Yo hive mama so ugly, her life increases when Animal War Training was researched.
Yo hive mama so ugly, even the Abomination would not Cannibalize her.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive mama so fat, that once upon a time, she felt tickling on her ankle and when she took a microscope and leaned down to check what's it, she saw Archimonde trying to consume the World Tree.

 

[hiphop4eva]

Yo hive mama so fat, that when I played a game in battle.net where you played as her, all battle.net servers crashed.

 

[Daffa]

Yo Hive Mama so big, when she walks, all 12 players at Icecrown are instantly defeated.

Yo Hive Mama so tall her feet is as high as World Tree.

 

[Arad MNK]

Yo hive mama so ugly, even tuskarrs hate her.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama is so cute, she makes seals explode without clicking on them.

seal:'hmm whats that? Yo Mama! Oh no, Cuteness overload... no no NOOOOOOO! Kaboom!!!!!'

Yo hive mama so tall, you don't even need to type in Iseedeadpeople, you just need to tilt the camara view and look up.

Yo hive mama so....ok I'm out...

 

[Daffa]

Yo Hive Mama so greedy, Hive has to pay the server over $9000 per day to compensate for her bandwidth usage.

 

[Flux]

Yo hive mama so fat, chain lightning hit her multiple times.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama is so hippy, wisp circle around her to gather wood because she's totally one with nature...

yo hive mama is so high, Cenarius keeps shouting out 'I...Protect the forests!' because she be smoking so much green...

yo hive mama so unprotected, here armour reads ' -100% damage deflected'

 

[Edge45]

Yo hive mama is so fat, not even the Sorceress can Polymorph her,

Yo hive mama is so ugly, all the undead units ran away from her,

Yo hive mama is so stupid, she mistakes a footman to being an archer

 

[Arad MNK]

Yo hive mama is so ugly, all the undead units ran away from her,

this is golden.

 

[Shadow Fury]

Yo hive mama so ugly, even goblins and trolls feel handsome compared to her

DotA and hive mama!

Yo hive mama so blind, she mistakes Lifestealer for a creep of the Scourge

Yo hive mama so noob, when Techies put a mine, she thinks "Hmm, let's see what happens if I step on it!"

Yo hive mama so giant, Etheral Blade only banishes her partially

Yo hive mama so stupid, she duels her allies with Legion Commander (even if it's not possible in DotA xD)

Yo hive mama so lazy, she uses Scroll of Town Portal to teleport from the World Tree to the Fountain

 

[Edge45]

Yo hive mama is so big, Roshan is just 1/16 compared to her size

Yo hive mama is so ugly, not even the fountain wants to attack her

Yo hive mama is so stupid, she cast Dagon on herself

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so old,even the elves call her ancient

 

[Deleted member 242951]

Yo hive mama so ugly, medusa became stoned when she saw her !

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so scary, the night elves saw here in the dark and got so terrified they grew scales!

Naga

....

Yo mama so powerful, she made my jokes so bad not even Madarous would laugh at them.

'Bwahahahaha... no wait, that's not funny....'

Yo hive mama so smart she caught two elve engineers maths-debatting, and told them to stop because it's gross and wrong, and won the argument

'your interrupting my calculations...'

yo hive mama so strong, she made all the grunts green with envy.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Yo Hive mama so short, she can walk under a goblin land mine

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

this thread is so dead now :-(

 

[Fang]

Yo hive mama so big, her boobs is covering the sun

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama so gay, when the Priestess of the moon said "Warriors of the night, assemble!", she got a hard on...

 

[Arad MNK]

Yo hive mama so Strong and Big, Sargeras is Afraid of her.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so damn heavy, when you start up warcraft your computer gains 100000000 pounds

 

[Arad MNK]

Yo hive mama so stupid, She uses the Map import manager for Her campaign!
Yo hive mama So damn weirdly Lucky, What I forementioned Worked for her nicely!

 

[Almia]

Yo hive mama so fat she is the Hive's background

 

[Fang]

Yo hive mama so…




































































I got nothing -__-

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so mind numbingly powerful, she make all me joke as troll speak....

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

yo hive mama so big, she says

'fuck the item pack! I am the carry critter'

dota reference

critters hold items...

 

[Daffa]

Yo Hive Mama so discipline, she neg rep users who has grammar errors in their posts.

 

[Shadow Fury]

Yo hive mama so strong, when she slapped the Blademaster, he Bladestormed.

 

[Fang]

Yo hive mama is so stupid, she use the wardrobe as a toilet

 

[Arad MNK]

Yo Hive mama so Strong and Stupid, When she is outraged, she casts War stomp to Crash my computer!

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

you mama so strong stupid and powerful, she uses the most powerful spells for less mana then the weak spells..

hmm

I like shadow fury's post

but I can't rep her :-(

 

[Flux]

you mama so strong stupid and powerful, she uses the most powerful spells for less mana then the weak spells..

hmm

I like shadow fury's post

but I can't rep her :-(

Her?? Haha your trolling continues.

 

[Shadow Fury]

Stop it lordofchaos -_-

 

[Bloodbath]

yo hive mama so fat, when i posted how to create a custom kill streak thread she replied.."did you said steak?

 

[Arad MNK]

Yo Hive Mama So Famous, there has been a total of 146 posts About her! (with this, 147)

 

[Cherrymage]

Yo Hive Mama so rich, that she has over 999,999,999 Million rep in the Hive!
(I know, I suck in joking)