Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

[Bumhunter]

Yo mama so grotesque looking, even abominations cross the road in panic when they see her coming.

 

[San]

Ur hive mama so fat, she collides with your mouse cursor.

 

[Alok]

Your hive mamma so pissy, she leaks every 1 second.
Your hive mamma so fat, she can't be played on Battle.net.
Your hive mamma so round, she can't be edgy.
Your hive mamma so fat, she must eat pepper to be hot.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Yo hive mama so ugly, when you flick to a picture of her your computer says "This image is too ugly, Please downgrade your graphics card"

 

[Alok]

Your hive mamma so stupid, she clears variables by deleting them.
Your hive mamma so stupid, she removes trigger leaks by closing all of her computer's holes.