What's the Worst Thing You've Ever Done in School?

[Don Corleone]

Hi. I just wanna know whats the worst thing you have ever done on your school...

The worst thing I have ever done on my school was that me and my friend tagge down our school using chalk... We wrote things all over the school..lol

It was reported to the local police...

 

[cheesdude]

This is sort of racist, read at your own risk.

At our school library, there's a scanner thing that beeps if you're passing through with un-checked books. Me and my friends stuffed this middle eastern boy's bag with books such as "Bin Laden", "Weapons of mass destruction", "The ins and outs of a plane".

When he was going through the scanner thing, my friends an I were on our way to our final period classes. It was the last day of school, so idk what happened to him.

It was still so damn funny though.

 

[boomwolf]

That's not racist, that's evil.

Anyway I burned down a class. (It was an accident damn it!)

 

[The_Silent]

This is sort of racist, read at your own risk.

At our school library, there's a scanner thing that beeps if you're passing through with un-checked books. Me and my friends stuffed this middle eastern boy's bag with books such as "Bin Laden", "Weapons of mass destruction", "The ins and outs of a plane".

When he was going through the scanner thing, my friends an I were on our way to our final period classes. It was the last day of school, so idk what happened to him.

It was still so damn funny though.

You should not have told us that, may you get negative rep for that

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Try sticking glue to everything that is attached or loose in the room of the schoolprincipal. Began as a April Fools joke but ended with some detentions. But they funny enough punished the wrong folks.

 

[The_Silent]

Shools always make ''examples'' they don't have any detectives you know

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Shools always make ''examples'' they don't have any detectives you know

You mean dictionaries.

 

[Tyranid]

I punched a student and he began fainting every now and then for the rest of the day.

 

[Ham Ham]

I already slapped my school's girls in the ass many times, and most of them were in front of a teacher.

I think I am a little peverted... hehehe...

 

[GST_Nemisis]

I sold heroine and cocaine to 14 year olds....

no not really....

or really?

 

[NearbyHermit]

I wrote made a large grafitty on the school's wall, a big KoRn!

Nobody found out,yet!

And other things,I broke the door of another class.
I threw water on the principal and then ran like hell!
I said a big F*ck you to the english teacher,I was wearing a cloack,thankfully!

 

[KingDedede]

I brought a knife to school that somehow was reported, probably by all the girls who hated me, and then it led up to other stuff that I did wrong.

 

[NearbyHermit]

Ah are fireworks a bad thing?

Cause one slipped out of my pocket while I was talking to a teacher.

 

[TDR]

once in 11th grade I think, me and some buddies bought some garlic from a local grocery store and then we came to our class and started fighting with them and throwing them all over the place. After that, half of the building up to the 2nd (and final) floor reeked of garlic stench. The courses were put on hold for that day....
Of course they made us clean the place and we did, but after that we bought a can of the cheapest deodorant we could find and sprayed it all over the classroom and on the benches. After that the place stank worse than a garbage pit.

Oh and once, we came up with the idea that one of us should piss in a bowl that covered a light bulb in the bathroom and place it back...so one of us did...the light passing through piss was beautiful though, bright yellow. After it evaporated (or the cleaning emptied it..), some dark yellow sediments remained on the bulb....for years.

 

[Ham Ham]

Is wrong to escape from school to go drink with the friends?

 

[Hakeem]

I guess it would be breaking these Christmas lights.

I wish I had done more though.

 

[TDR]

Is wrong to escape from school to go drink with the friends?

theoretically yes, practically no. but it's too common, nothing special.

 

[Mechanical Man]

The worst thing done on my school? Dunno, maybe to register to that school..

Lol

 

[Arvedui]

Hmm, other than verballing abusing everyone who pissed me off?

I suppose faking my own death was bad..

 

[Dr Super Good]

Shove a student out of my way. He entirly diserved it for walking the wrong way when signs clearly stated to stay on the left hand sides of the corrodors when moving. A teacher talked to me and asked me not to do it in future. Which was stupid since he should have much rather crapped the kid out for forcing his way onto the wrong side of the corrodor.

 

[Mr.Goblin]

Me and my friend brang Dock-Tape in school.. and we taped everything we saw.. as an example.. we taped the front chair's legs to the back desk's legs (i dont know if *legs* is the good word).. so all our friend were stuck for a good 10 minutes.. ^^ but anyway .. we maked the teacher laught so hard.. that we didnt got blamed..

 

[boomwolf]

You know the cartoon "bucket of water on the door" trick?

It works in RL.

 

[NearbyHermit]

You know the cartoon "bucket of water on the door" trick?

It works in RL.

Oh,boomwolf,that's a clichee

 

[alfredx_sotn]

Probably shared my fucking ASP.NET practical test which I'm supposed to score perfect on with my friends, then got caught and got 0 for it.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Me and my friend once hacked the schoolsite on school, they never caught us.

We changed the site into a ''Get your naruto XXX'' here -but without the porn- and directed every link to a rickroll site. Was hilarious. Too bad they improved the security big time after that.

 

[NearbyHermit]

Me and my friend once hacked the schoolsite on school, they never caught us.

We changed the site into a ''Get your naruto XXX'' here -but without the porn- and directed every link to a rickroll site. Was hilarious. Too bad they improved the security big time after that.

Ah,TDB they lied to you!

Anyway,speaking of school and computers,at info class,I started ''Narrator'' and started to ''Narrate insults''

 

[ZypherXII]

Farting out loud during class?

 

[Kuhneghetz]

I was bullied in elementary school, so that led me to bully somone who was weaker than me, mostly the ones I saw were ugly. And that bad behaviour I made didn't last long thank god.

 

[Hakeem]

Farting out loud during class?

Oh man I did that once too. It was quite audible.
And given the circumstances, it was hilarious. XD

 

[NoNZealot]

Worst thing I did... Hmm I changed the homepage of my English Teacher's laptop, and it was leading to p0rn... He never knew I did as I was the last person he would have doubts... Too bad it was also unchangable as I was using a virus I've found at somwhere.

 

[Masiah]

Nearly setting the school on fire with a deodorant and a ciggarette lighter. The fire alarm went off, but sadly they discovered me before the evacuation started. We had to continue with the classes.

 

[Ash]

I've never done anything bad 'on' my school, do you mean whilst in school?

Possibly walking into Science hungover every Friday morning from Y10 onwards.

 

[Draelren]

Set myself on fire with Axe body spray and a lighter, raced other people down the road just off the parking lot...small road...only was able to hit 80 before I had to brake.

 

[Voidwalker]

Let me think. It was a long time ago...

So, I had to go to the bathroom. My stomach was hurting like crazy. I don't want to enter on details so I'll just say I dropped a bit on the floor in front of the toilet cubicle's door (not RIGHT in front but it was 1 1/2 step far from it).

 

[Moontraveler]

Nearly killed a kid when a was in 6th grade... And I still don't regret it <_<.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Nearly killed a kid when a was in 6th grade... And I still don't regret it <_<.

Elaborate please, because that makes you look incredibly aashole-ish.

 

[Landy]

:S
I had a fight with teacher (it was a woman). She called me son of a bitch and tried to grapple my ears.. And it was like reflex -> i smashed her face *lol*. And th'n she smashed mine. That was ouch. In the end she pwned me hardly

 

[Masiah]

Does groupwork count? We nearly stick a ship up a girl's a** once... It was very hilarious. Some things will never be forggoten

 

[Velmarshal]

Oh man I did that once too. It was quite audible.
And given the circumstances, it was hilarious. XD

Two versions:
1. Silent and deadly
2. Loud and fearsome
I did both in the middle of the class.

Other...
Does tweaking security cameras count? And S**ting by the toilet?
And knocking down a streetlight?

 

[TDR]

(it was a woman)

right on, dude!

 

[X.e.r.e.X]

Lol nice point TDR xD

 

[boomwolf]

Opened a window on somebody in a way it got broken so he need surgery.

Twice.

To the same guy.

With the same window.

 

[Wolle]

A friend of mine once brought some really strong duct tape to scool, so we found a guy that we usually hit on the hallway for laughs, and taped him up to a chair. Then some guys came back from playing football and started shooting the football at his face, while we filmed it on our cellphones. He then got dragged into a classroom, while a stupid substitude teacher just laughed at him (she obviusly didnt like him =)
It got onto youtube and my mathteacher found out and threatened all of us with detention. good times

 

[NearbyHermit]

A friend of mine once brought some really strong duct tape to scool, so we found a guy that we usually hit on the hallway for laughs, and taped him up to a chair. Then some guys came back from playing football and started shooting the football at his face, while we filmed it on our cellphones. He then got dragged into a classroom, while a stupid substitude teacher just laughed at him (she obviusly didnt like him =)
It got onto youtube and my mathteacher found out and threatened all of us with detention. good times

And you find that amusing?

Poor kid!

 

[The_Silent]

A friend of mine once brought some really strong duct tape to scool, so we found a guy that we usually hit on the hallway for laughs, and taped him up to a chair. Then some guys came back from playing football and started shooting the football at his face, while we filmed it on our cellphones. He then got dragged into a classroom, while a stupid substitude teacher just laughed at him (she obviusly didnt like him =)
It got onto youtube and my mathteacher found out and threatened all of us with detention. good times

No offence, but I would go to a doctor if i thought that was fun.

 

[Ash]

No offence, but I would go to a doctor if i thought that was fun.

No offence, but I'd go to a doctor if I thought that was real.

 

[The_Silent]

I didn't say he did it, but if he did.

 

[TDR]

pff...tying the poor kid and hitting him, with no chance of retaliation...here we settled things like (stupid) men, with fists and blood. Once shit got really serious, a dude broke another one's face with a led pipe. Lotsa blood then, lotsa blood...and police.

 

[The_Silent]

You should not even joke with that kind of stuff, try think if somone reading this stuff had tried become the victim of such a crime!

 

[Huurka]

I remember a similar.


2 guys where fighting about a pencil, one guy took the pencil and struck him in the throat, killing him.