What's the Worst Thing You've Ever Done in School?

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

What's the worst thing I've ever done in school?

Your mother.

Owned!Tottaly!I love hindy! <3

 

[Lucianus]

I meet and greet teachers with "good afternoon" in the morning for twice in a day. W00t =w=

 

[HappyTauren]

Wow, you are such a tough guy.

 

[Lucianus]

No. Meh Uber.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

It's called an ''internet tought guy'', HT.

 

[NearbyHermit]

A mass flunk lately and I returned to take my school bag ,the teacher saw me and said :

''Hello Dragos,what are you intending to do? Flunk?''
''Well yeah!''
And she left!

 

[Pyritie]

Your name is Dragos? o.=.o

/humpsleg

 

[FamousPker49]

I threatened to break a kids neck while I had him in a chokehold. Idk how they figured out it was me.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

It's called an ''internet tought guy'', HT.

I find your lack of win disturbing.

Internet tough guy = This:

U THINK UR SO TOUGH HUH PUSSY TELL ME THE TIME AND PLACE AND ILL RIP U A NEW ASSHOLE CMON U SHIT LITTLE NERD ILL FUCK YOU UP SO BAD UR MOM WONT RECOGNIZE YOUR ACNE FACE N THEN ILL FUCK HER TOO.

The worst things I do in school are to fellow students, not teachers.

 

[NearbyHermit]

Your name is Dragos? o.=.o

/humpsleg

Yes,it is

 

[zipeater1990]

What's the worst thing I've ever done in school?

Your mother.

Really? I thought your worst thing you've ever done was ME!


By the way, I think I should confess. Teehee. One of the worst thing I've ever done in my "beautiful" school life was...

Erasing the student's score database--replacing it with a 0 byte binary, to be exact--just 2 day before the student's reports were given! OMG it was a complete chaos! Fortunately I was kind enough to leave the system unharmed so they can start over again. In the end, the teachers managed to re-write the WHOLE documents and scores and etc.

You guys tell me, am I a bad student?

 

[HappyTauren]

No, you are a bad liar.

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

When doing "funny" things in school you have to also be smart so the teacher won't start yelling you.Make something with your friends so you'll laugh your ass off but if you are good enough the teachers won't even notice a damn thing.

 

[Deathlust]

I got so angry once that I turned into the Hulk.

True story.

 

[TheToastedChicken]

I got so angry once that I turned into the Hulk.

True story.

Yeah right and I became Superman after eating cheese doodles...

 

[F4talWr4th]

Rolling over the basketball floor like a dog with 2 ton fleas...

 

[spideyford]

I one time ran into the principals officse and shouted on the intercom "Nobama Obama will obomba all of us" I also said to a teacher fuck you you hoe in her face got Ten DAys ISD

 

[NearbyHermit]

I one time ran into the principals officse and shouted on the intercom "Nobama Obama will obomba all of us" I also said to a teacher fuck you you hoe in her face got Ten DAys ISD

Lol

 

[F4talWr4th]

Haha!! Dat was Pr!celess!!

 

[TheDivineBoss]

I think not, those are the words of a soldier in a lost cause.

Obama will win, you don't.

 

[communist_orc]

God, this was ages ago... Good old times!!
Anyway, me and my friend blew up a XXL condom. Like REALY big, about 1.2 meters long 30 cm diamater. Then we rubbed it on our hair so the thing got static^^. We threw it around the class but then it stuck to the celing. (Much like the way you can make pices of paper stick to a plasik ruler if u rub it on your hair)

Soooo the F****ing condoms stuck to the celing and the bell rings. We couldnt get it down in time and the teacher came in and started teaching and the whole time theres this 1.2 meter condom stuck to the celing above him!!!
The whole lesson i thought the thing would come down and id be expelled... But i was lucky! He sat there teaching us for 45 minuits and DIDNT notice^^

After he left we popped it by throwing pencils at it and we didnt play with condoms ever since!

 

[NinjasDontFight]

I met Ralle. Yelled I337 BITCH!

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

God, this was ages ago... Good old times!!
Anyway, me and my friend blew up a XXL condom. Like REALY big, about 1.2 meters long 30 cm diamater. Then we rubbed it on our hair so the thing got static^^. We threw it around the class but then it stuck to the celing. (Much like the way you can make pices of paper stick to a plasik ruler if u rub it on your hair)

Soooo the F****ing condoms stuck to the celing and the bell rings. We couldnt get it down in time and the teacher came in and started teaching and the whole time theres this 1.2 meter condom stuck to the celing above him!!!
The whole lesson i thought the thing would come down and id be expelled... But i was lucky! He sat there teaching us for 45 minuits and DIDNT notice^^

After he left we popped it by throwing pencils at it and we didnt play with condoms ever since!

xaxaaxxax this was awesome!

 

[Deitri]

What's the worst thing I've ever done in school?

Your mother.

This post made my day, haha.

 

[Dionesiist]

Nothing.

 

[Direfury]

Snuck into Saint Francis Xavier, our neighboring Catholic school, managed to get into the office unnoticed and proceeded to play Satanic Metal on the intercom.

Needless to say, I wasn't allowed on the school grounds and I won the bet.

 

[communist_orc]

lol... our school dosnt even hav an intercom... My schools so poor

 

[Pyritie]

I want to rickroll the school via our intercom.

 

[Joe-black-5]

lol... our school dosnt even hav an intercom... My schools so poor

lol the onlty time i saw a school intercom was on tv

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Say guys, about intercoms. Do they sound like militairy broadscasts to you too?

 

[Japut3h]

I finally got a way to make school interesting. Starting from yesterday, every single essay, homework, or anything I hand over to some of my teachers is and will be containing a hidden message.

This is at the same time amusing - and it lets me see if any of those bastards will notice a pattern. I hope they don't though.

For example, on my schoolwork yesterday, if you happened to write down the first letter of each sentence in the tear-drawing essay, you would get something among the lines of "youdumbbitch" (it's a bit different in my language).

There's no point if I don't use a somewhat obvious pattern. I could make it so every fifth letter of every second sentence forms a word with other outed letters (or something similar), but that's just no fun.

 

[Direfury]

I want to rickroll the school via our intercom.

Damn, I am so fucking going to do that some time this year.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Say guys, about intercoms. Do they sound like militairy broadscasts to you too?

About as much as being in a car makes me feel like I'm maneuvering a tank.

 

[NearbyHermit]

About as much as being in a car makes me feel like I'm maneuvering a tank.

lol!