The craziest thing you've ever done

[WhiteFang]

Sup its me,the king of off-topic. Don't argue I am tha king! Anyway I am completely insane,if I don't do ATLEAST 5 crazy things a day,its not me. Its somebody else in my body. Or something. Or both. Or just one of them. Anyway I remember this one time I just stood in the rain. Then it turned into a storm,and I didn't move a inch. Maybe I did move 3 inches because the ground was slippery. Anyway I was wondering what the crayziest thing you've ever done,my fans

 

[Zombie]

Pretty much every single thing I did between 14 to 19 years of age.

 

[fladdermasken]

Probably having a pilsner with a friend in an inflatable boat on top a tank with live sand tiger sharks.

 

[gorillabull]

Sup its me,the king of off-topic. Don't argue I am tha king! Anyway I am completely insane,if I don't do ATLEAST 5 crazy things a day,its not me. Its somebody else in my body. Or something. Or both. Or just one of them. Anyway I remember this one time I just stood in the rain. Then it turned into a storm,and I didn't move a inch. Maybe I did move 3 inches because the ground was slippery. Anyway I was wondering what the crayziest thing you've ever done,my fans

thats pretty hardcore. i myself once went online without my parents's permission

 

[rulerofiron99]

Nothing that I can think of. My sense of self preservation is rather strong ;p

 

[Direfury]

Craziest? I spent three years in such a rage, that I can hardly remember most of the fights I'd gotten into. Longer I spent like that, the weaker my grasp on reality got.

How's THIS for crazy?

The ballsiest thing I've done? Standing my ground against these three thugs that tried to corner me outside the medi-centre, totally calm. I'd got into contact with an ex of mine, and heard about all the horrible things one of those thugs did to her while they were together. When I'd heard she was hurt in a biking accident, I'd accompanied her to the medi-centre to make sure she was okay.

Those three had no way of knowing where we went, unless they were following us. Guy was a total psychopath; I'd heard all about him and how much he loved that machete of his. I had a knife in my pocket, he had his trenchcoat, and from what I'd heard he carries that machete of his in it.

Throughout the entire encounter, they had me cornered. I stared him down and kept saying "I don't want to fight you", while flipping my knife open and closed inside my pocket. I guess they thought I had a handgun.

That was the first time I'd stood my ground without being too furious to think. I've had a hard life, but I'd say that encounter sticks out.

 

[Aeroblyctos]

Mine is The Chosen Ones.

 

[WhiteFang]

Craziest? I spent three years in such a rage, that I can hardly remember most of the fights I'd gotten into. Longer I spent like that, the weaker my grasp on reality got.

How's THIS for crazy?

The ballsiest thing I've done? Standing my ground against these three thugs that tried to corner me outside the medi-centre, totally calm. I'd got into contact with an ex of mine, and heard about all the horrible things one of those thugs did to her while they were together. When I'd heard she was hurt in a biking accident, I'd accompanied her to the medi-centre to make sure she was okay.

Those three had no way of knowing where we went, unless they were following us. Guy was a total psychopath; I'd heard all about him and how much he loved that machete of his. I had a knife in my pocket, he had his trenchcoat, and from what I'd heard he carries that machete of his in it.

Throughout the entire encounter, they had me cornered. I stared him down and kept saying "I don't want to fight you", while flipping my knife open and closed inside my pocket. I guess they thought I had a handgun.

That was the first time I'd stood my ground without being too furious to think. I've had a hard life, but I'd say that encounter sticks out.

Is dat why your name is direfury?

 

[chobibo]

Tried to stop a guy with a bolo knife from going berserk, I almost got hacked while offline.

 

[Karassu]

I never did anything crazy. I'm too good to do something like that.


-epic Karassu

 

[Wolffman]

Foiled plans for total world domination

 

[jonhysone]

Well I did something when I was very young but it's really for matures, though I did it when I was young. Lel!

Lel

To be honest, i put a stick in a small girl's v***na ... At least I didn't put it more deeper. Tnx god

 

[Ezekiel12]

I once procrastinated an important thing. For 8 months. Oh wait, the clock is still ticking..

@jonhysone: was that stick attached to your body?

 

[Gismo359]

I cant remember doing anything crazy. Then again, I have really bad memory.

@johnysone how did that happen? o.0

 

[jonhysone]

@jonhysone: was that stick attached to your body?

I was too young , i can't even consider it as a stick , so it's a wooden stick :S

@johnysone how did that happen? o.0

In afternoon mysterious afternoon, the girl came with her mother to the party , all were singing Happy Birthday , but she followed me and happened what happened, i wish this happens now because that stick is stronger.

 

[PROXY]

Collected my crush from a party. With a moped. Drunk. 3oclock in the morning. Drove on the main road with the chance of being seen by police, which would have caused an immense fine, licence lock till I would be 21 and so on. Not to speak of the punishment my parents would have given me.

We/I took the wrong turn and we ended up in an farmer's field, where she fell off. Luckily nobody got hurt.

 

[Direfury]

Is dat why your name is direfury?

Not quite, but it did contribute towards it.

 

[WhiteFang]

Not quite, but it did contribute towards it.

Nice signature btw.

 

[Idaero Ace]

I cant remember doing anything crazy. Then again, I have really bad memory.
Let me remember for a couple hours, maybe days

 

[DEAD FiSH]

when i was a kid me and my friend filled a garbage container like

this one

these are actually pretty big, you can find them everywhere where i live

with a shit ton of bricks in hope it would break the mechanization inside of a garbage truck.

 

[Kazeon]

I didn't go to school for about 1 week without any reason, just want to be home. First day of school, badass teacher stared at me but I keep poker face.

 

[Nuclear]

I didn't go to school for about 1 week without any reason, just want to be home. First day of school, badass teacher stared at me but I keep poker face.

I also did that recently, and nobody gave a shit. I've also utilized every legal loophole to minimize the amount of bullshit I have to suffer. For example, I changed my native language to English, so I don't have to study Swedish anymore, only Finnish and English. I'm also switching to the version of my school meant for adults (but anyone can switch once they're 18), which requires less courses to be completed. This truly is the pinnacle of laziness.

 

[WhiteFang]

I didn't go to school for about 1 week without any reason, just want to be home. First day of school, badass teacher stared at me but I keep poker face.

I'm gonna try that someday.

 

[Heinvers]

I'm gonna try that someday.

I wonder what your parents will say to that?

 

[Gismo359]

A classmate didnt visit any sports classes all year, and then came for the last month. The teacher didnt believe he was from our class.

Now that I think about it, me and my friends took about half a rooms worth of building material, thinking its chalk and drawing the crap out of the streets.
Nobody ever found out as far as I know.

 

[jonhysone]

I didn't go to school for about 1 week without any reason, just want to be home. First day of school, badass teacher stared at me but I keep poker face.

That's no match to what happens in Algeria, students be absent for 2 - 3 first weeks of school ^^ and nothing happens.

 

[Daffa]

Ignore homework.

 

[DEAD FiSH]

A classmate didnt visit any sports classes all year, and then came for the last month. The teacher didnt believe he was from our class.

Now that I think about it, me and my friends took about half a rooms worth of building material, thinking its chalk and drawing the crap out of the streets.
Nobody ever found out as far as I know.

i wasn't going to PE in high school for almost full two years. just forgot about it.
my country's education system is shit. now missed classes of course count (unless you justify them, like if you have been to the doctor you can have that approved and be taken as if you weren't able to make it to the class that day) and you can get punished, but you can get away with it too. also in both high school years the PE teacher let me go with the lowest passing score anyway.

but lol you stole building material and drew shit with it. XD

 

[LordDz]

I'm gonna try that someday.

It's only you who suffer from it.. Nobody else.

 

[Boris_Spider]

Sign up for a dual-degree...

5.5 years later I'm VERY close to getting both of my bachelors degrees.

//\\OO//\\

 

[Vinz]

Craziest? I spent three years in such a rage, that I can hardly remember most of the fights I'd gotten into. Longer I spent like that, the weaker my grasp on reality got.

How's THIS for crazy?

The ballsiest thing I've done? Standing my ground against these three thugs that tried to corner me outside the medi-centre, totally calm. I'd got into contact with an ex of mine, and heard about all the horrible things one of those thugs did to her while they were together. When I'd heard she was hurt in a biking accident, I'd accompanied her to the medi-centre to make sure she was okay.

Those three had no way of knowing where we went, unless they were following us. Guy was a total psychopath; I'd heard all about him and how much he loved that machete of his. I had a knife in my pocket, he had his trenchcoat, and from what I'd heard he carries that machete of his in it.

Throughout the entire encounter, they had me cornered. I stared him down and kept saying "I don't want to fight you", while flipping my knife open and closed inside my pocket. I guess they thought I had a handgun.

That was the first time I'd stood my ground without being too furious to think. I've had a hard life, but I'd say that encounter sticks out.

Did they die?

OT: I would hold onto my girl classmates and rub my genital area into them. Back then I didn't know about sex, but it just felt like instinct.

 

[GunSlinger]

Drank a bottle of juice without shaking it first. I'm a badass.



In all seriousness, the craziest thing I did was put gum on a girls hair when I was a kid. Got an earful from the mother. Other than that, I didn't do anything crazy enough to mention here. Been given an opportunity to do something crazy a lot of times like get drunk, skip classes, vandalize, etc but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

 

[edo494]

apparently, the night between yesterday and 2 days ago I was sleepwalking and I almost jumped out of window. Considering we live on 10th floor(English count, so 'Muricans, it is 11th for you), it could've ended very very very very very badly. Yesterday I kind of feared going to sleep

I also once broke TV that was next to the trash bins and smashed toilet with giant rock, which was also next to bins(The public ones, where you go and put your garbage in)

edit: edited to not spit shit

 

[Vinz]

What's a moonwalk?

 

[edo494]

well I mean when you are sleeping but you walk around and do shit what you are dreaming about, or when you talk while sleeping, you cant control yourself

 

[GunSlinger]

You mean sleepwalking right?
Thought you were doing the dance move by MJ.

 

[edo494]

yea I said I dont know how its called in english :/

 

[WhiteFang]

apparently, the night between yesterday and 2 days ago I was "moonwalking"(I dont know proper english name, just a guess according to how its called in here) and I almost jumped out of window. Considering we live on 10th floor(English count, so 'Muricans, it is 11th for you), it could've ended very very very very very badly. Yesterday I kind of feared going to sleep

I also once broke TV that was next to the trash bins and smashed toilet with giant rock, which was also next to bins(The public ones, where you go and put your garbage in)

We need to get this to 1000 ways to die. Then its 1001 wats to die. Way tod die #1001:night night.

 

[chobibo]

@edo494: That sounds scary dude.

 

[Heinvers]

yea I said I dont know how its called in english :/

So you can do murders in your sleep too. Kweelll

 

[Wolffman]

Alot of disorders related to sleep are really dangerous most of the times, I myself have mild Insomnia, but I guess that isn't really dangerous..

 

[WhiteFang]

So you can do murders in your sleep too. Kweelll

And rape?steal?wake up lying next to a 40 year old indian with chest hair as long as tree branches even though your a man? I love it! I wanna have it to and do all those stuff. Except the indian part.

 

[Chen]

It is when I killed myself. It's fun being a Forsaken though.

 

[Edge45]

The craziest thing I did, well
I wielded my Pop's sword and started slicing plants and just almost killed my pops, whoah, I still didn't forget that day, (I wasn't allowed to touch the sword for a month, and didn't allow me to internet a week)

 

[Wolffman]

The craziest thing I did, well
I wielded my Pop's sword and started slicing plants and just almost killed my pops, whoah, I still didn't forget that day, (I wasn't allowed to touch the sword for a month, and didn't allow me to internet a week)

I can relate to that, I made 2 swords out of cardboard, which were around 25kg or 55lb, and I swung them across in the hall and broke so many fragile/priceless showpieces. I was surprised the sword was even dangerous.
It was cardboard.

 

[Karassu]

Still was a kid when it happened:
You know, when you dig some pile-o-soil to make some little cave shit.
There's a whole at the top of it, and some plastic toys. I burnt them toys, and because they're plastic, they melted and 'twas like rain of fire inside the hand-made cave. I put my hands inside and tried to "dodge" the melting plastics, 'til like 5 drops of 'em hit me consecutively and I was like "Ohhh F****".
I ran and tried to wash my hand with water making the burnt skin peel. Ouch.

 

[WhiteFang]

Still was a kid when it happened:
You know, when you dig some pile-o-soil to make some little cave shit.
There's a whole at the top of it, and some plastic toys. I burnt them toys, and because they're plastic, they melted and 'twas like rain of fire inside the hand-made cave. I put my hands inside and tried to "dodge" the melting plastics, 'til like 5 drops of 'em hit me consecutively and I was like "Ohhh F****".
I ran and tried to wash my hand with water making the burnt skin peel. Ouch.

Lol rain of fire level 4. Eat that pitlord.

 

[GunSlinger]

Still was a kid when it happened:
You know, when you dig some pile-o-soil to make some little cave shit.
There's a whole at the top of it, and some plastic toys. I burnt them toys, and because they're plastic, they melted and 'twas like rain of fire inside the hand-made cave. I put my hands inside and tried to "dodge" the melting plastics, 'til like 5 drops of 'em hit me consecutively and I was like "Ohhh F****".
I ran and tried to wash my hand with water making the burnt skin peel. Ouch.

My little sister was playing around with a burning plastic then she spun around and a drop melted plastic hit me on my finger. Man it was painful.

 

[WhiteFang]

My little sister was playing around with a burning plastic then she spun around and a drop melted plastic hit me on my finger. Man it was painful.

I take it you were not happy with her?

 

[GunSlinger]

I take it you were not happy with her?

She was little so I didn't get mad at her. But I did get pissed for a second when it hit me, only for a second.