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[OFFICIAL] Roleplay Discussion #1

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*Archimonde supreme is severely wounded*
*poison daggers fly through the air*
*the daggers hits the doomguards in the face*
*somebody jumps though the air and repeatedly stabs Kil'jaden in the back before jumping through the air and slicing Archimonde over the chest with a Obsiadan poisoned dagger*
Draug Un'shulac:I have something very important to show you,but first lets deal with them*
*throws another poisonous dagger into Archimonde's knee*
 
Archimonde : "who are you, little mortal? You dare challenge me!" *a red thunderstorm cloud appears above Draug and the cloud start storming him with lightning*
Kiljaeden : "nice resistance attempt." *summons Infernal to attack Draug*

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@AS, you have full authority to kill them both if you want, I'm just doing attack stances and replies for your attacks.
 
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*dodges the infernal*
*decaps the infernal*
Draug Un'dsulac:I'm no mortal
*a giant red beam shoots from TBoTBK*
*The red beam injures Kil'jADEN badly and destroyes Archimonde*
 

Lady Serpentra: Okay, Kargath, please leave this room. I want to talk with Fyris in private.
*leaves*
*cast a spell similar to ISOLATION and Gazya's Privacy Defensive System combined*
Lady Serpentra: Let's continue our secret plans, Fyris.
Tideweaver Fyris: Yes. We have already make the United Reich to launch a massive invasion towards House Atreides!
Lady Serpentra: That is our first step for Multiverses Domination! With the technologies and data of the Egilians, we'll build the strongest military and empire in ALL multiverses and universes!
Lady Serpentra: Next, we're going to ensure the defeat of that ugly, smelly Old God N'Zoth. N'Zoth and his minions are huge obstacles to our plans. Any ideas?
Tideweaver Fyris: But General Vezax is a hazardous threat. We must remove him as quick as possible.
*continues discussion*


*Gazya, UMSR and TMK forces push back Illidari forces*
 
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*shakes violently in his sleep*
*the voices whisper louder*
Dat Weird Guy:NO!!! I wont do it.Leave me!!!!
*shakes faster and harder*
*the voices whisper even louder*
*wakes*
A voice:Have you had the dream again?The black goat with seven eyes watches from outside....
 
*while Lieutenant Xeraz is commanding the Magiet forces*
*the Illidari forces defeated and are retreating*
Lieutenant Xeraz: Finally, we manage to get rid of those Illidaro suckers! Cheers!
Illidari Supervisor: Aaarrrggghhh! How...how did you defeat us! The Magic Kingdom is merely a setback!
*some UFOs and some WW2-era bombers arrive*
???: None shall defeat us! The swastika will prevail!

Illidari Supervisor: These must be those pussies' allies...
Dolfy Hitler's Voice: I am the Grand Führer of the United Reich -- Dolfy Hitler! Bow down before the almighty Grand Führer and the Great Swastika!
*thousands of United Reich nazis paradropped*
*many Pranksters and Anticplayers also arrived*
*many Gazya and TMK forces are suprised, giving the Nazis upper hand*

Lieutenant Xeraz: This is pure madness!
*contacts Premier Detriev and General Azolar about the nazis, but Xeraz is unaware that they're Nazis of the United Reich*
 
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*Deranus after the defeat of multiple illidari attack waves explains himself*

Deranus: "I heard rumors about this war, i came here so i could lend you my blade."

*Deranus looks at Ghost Tank*

Deranus(a little nervous): "A powerful weapon indeed."
 
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Azshara:Quckly!
*A Trigash decaps a island inhabitant*
Azshara:Now,lets try again.GET IN THAT CIRCLE!
*all island inhabitants gather is the circle formed rocks*
*a giant colum of acid water comes down from the sky right on the circle*
*all the inhabitants are turned into naga*
Azshara:Excellent!
*the Mra'guls,murgal slaves,presar and trnax continues the construction of their empire*
*many Egilians fly through the air and are severly wounded*
*giant jaws bite Edge causing him to bleed badly*
*throws Edge into the air and smashes him on a island with his tail*
*laughs*
*lands on the island*
Agasar:Now,call your friends and see if they come for you.Your all alone.They have betrayed you!
*roars causing Edge to fly half way across the island and crash into a tree*
*laughs*
*steps closer*
Agasar:Now I shall vandalized ze face!

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Trigash:a large musculer two headed red undead naga hybrid.It prefers to use its enourmes stalhrim trident but is also a master at water magic.
Mra'guls:a strong and slightly bigger mutated murgal slave.a basic construction unit armed with a stalhrim shovel.
Presar:a faceless one naga hybrid summoner.A advanced construction unit.it has a large variaty of dark spells and is a master at water magic.
trnax:a mutated dragon naga undead hybrid.Its twice as big as a regular dragon and most likely twice as powerfull.Its mainly used to transport large amounts of resources and move buildings.However that doesn't mean they cant fight
 
*Aurora approached Deranus*
Aurora : "so, you will lend your blade? It's great to hear such. What's your name?"

*Ghost Tank fires a barrage of rockets imbued with pure dark magic, killing many United Reich troops, and cloaks again*


Mask : "it's over, Rude." *blocks a thrown object*
Mask : "you're gone." *stabs from behind.*

Rude Raven : "far from over, little punk." *a magical sword forms on Rude's hand and stabs Mask*

*suddenly, 10 Commanders of Daffa battalions arrive to reinforce TMK-UMSR-Gayza*
Commander #1 : "for Magic Kingdom! For the Great Alliance of humanity!"
Commander #2 : "destroy the enemies!"
*the reinforcement surprises all combat parties at battlefield, giving TMK-UMSR-Gazya alliance time to retaliate*


Azera : "we need to move."
Raven : "now? What happened?"
Azera : "it's a long story."


Kiljaeden : "you beat Archimonde.... You injured me..... I will not tolerate this!" *a rain of fire hits Draug, followed by several lightning bolts of death (Finger of Death)*
 
*Aurora approached Deranus*
Aurora : "so, you will lend your blade? It's great to hear such. What's your name?"

*Ghost Tank fires a barrage of rockets imbued with pure dark magic, killing many United Reich troops, and cloaks again*


Mask : "it's over, Rude." *blocks a thrown object*
Mask : "you're gone." *stabs from behind.*

Rude Raven : "far from over, little punk." *a magical sword forms on Rude's hand and stabs Mask*

*suddenly, 10 Commanders of Daffa battalions arrive to reinforce TMK-UMSR-Gayza*
Commander #1 : "for Magic Kingdom! For the Great Alliance of humanity!"
Commander #2 : "destroy the enemies!"
*the reinforcement surprises all combat parties at battlefield, giving TMK-UMSR-Gazya alliance time to retaliate*


Azera : "we need to move."
Raven : "now? What happened?"
Azera : "it's a long story."


Kiljaeden : "you beat Archimonde.... You injured me..... I will not tolerate this!" *a rain of fire hits Draug, followed by several lightning bolts of death (Finger of Death)*
 

Dolfy Hitler: "Taste the wrath of the Pencil of Doom!"
*throws Pencil of Doom*
*the Pencil explodes, wrecking the Führerbunker*
*Hitler injured by the blast*

Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Alright. It's too boring sitting there and do nothing. I've infiltrated the Illidari Doom Towers on the walls of the Black Temple. Let's rock!"
Yuri Prime: "Yeah, they'll fear us!"
Sabercake: "Yeah, baby! Kick those Illidari imperialists' butts together!"
*Chronospheres activated*
*Gazya champions and some Gazya forces chronoshifted into Black Temple*
*Illidari forces surprised*
Grand Supervisor Viper: "Alert! Some Gazya fools have been chronoshifted into the inner Black Temple! Send forces to eliminate them and alert the Emperor and the Empress immediately!"
*all Illidari forces alerted*
*some Illidari units approach Gazya forces*

*informer tells Illidan and Vashj about the situation*
Empress Lady Vashj: "What?! Damn those cunning Gazya pussies! I want them be enslaved and tortured!"

 
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Illidan's throne*to himself*:Interessting..
*continues to watch

*in Abaddon's Fury market*
Abaddon's Fury Civilian:Give me two of that.
Abaddon's Fury blacksmith:Sorry regular civilians don't have access to that
 
Daffa the Mage : "well, time to settle scores."

*after long unseen, Uranus and his master along with his master's friends appeared near battle between Mask and Rude Raven, after their long journey of unknown goals*
Uranus : "it's been a long time, with Fallen Mage, my friend is gone...."
Female Mage #1 : "don't worry about him, he's fine anyway."
Female Mage #2 : "I doubt that actually."
Female Mage #1 : "you know the tragedy where he almost kill us and our friends?"
Female Mage #2 : "I know, but it's still not good to remember a person who aids us a lot afterwards."
Female Mage #1 : "I don't care, he has to pay!"
Female Mage #3 : "sssttttt somebody's coming."
*clash between Rude Raven spells and Mask spells can be heard from their position*

Mask : *moves back* "this is for your own good, face the flames of abyss!" *a powerful flame appears in Mask hands and fired on Rude Raven. The spell hits and causes explosion, making trees around them falls and make the Female Mages and Uranus sees them*
Female Mage #1 : "who are they?"
Female Mage #2 : "like I know."
*some male mages arrives to the scene*
Male Mage #1 : "I hear explosions, what happened."
Female Mage #1 : "we got enemies."
 
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Aztor:Too many mortals.
*starts raging*
Aztor*yelling at them*:HEY YOU MAGIC FREAKS GET THE HELL AWAY FROM OUR NATION!!
*waiting for response*
 
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*Edge laughs*
Edge: I'm coming to death?, really, Death is a friend of mine, that bastard loves gambling,..... time for the Three Flame Combos
*Edge gets up ignoring his wounds*
*His two swords Easturil, Doomacus and the his gun, The Cult, floats into the air, suddenly, it was engulf in flames, the Easturil, covered with the Pure Flames, The Cult, covered with Crimson Flames, Doomacus, covered with Black Flames
Edge: Three Flame Destruction!!!
*Fires a three flame blast at Agasar, damaging him*


*While at Victoria Bay*
*The Illidaris are already routed*
Edward: ......
Com-radio: General, we have reports of Illidaris token down a power plant and infiltrated a research facility, they've token all of our files and then seize control, one of them escaped through a portal with the files
Edward: What?!, get me 20 of my strongest vanguards and archmages,
*He and his 40 Egilians made their way to the research facility with the Illidari holding the facility*
*The Egilians then fought their way to where one of them teleported*
*The Illidaris cleared and the Egilian mages tracked where one of the Illidaris teleported*
Archmage: General, we tracked it, we are going to create the portal
Edward: Alright, contact Com-command, I'm on absence to attack the enemy, Commander Aidan and General Edge will take in charge for a while
Com-command: Yes sir
Edward: Alright, let's go to the portal
*They passed through the portal and reached the Illidari Main Base*
Edward: Prepare yourselves!, were on a tough battle
*They are ready to fight the Illidaris*

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Are we getting somewhere to RP #2, we need to find a way to end this,
 
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Agasar:So,you think you can win against the sea itself?
*slashes at Edge*
*Edge is severely injured and there is a giant scar on Edge's face*
*swings his tail*
*Edge is knocked down and his left leg and hip is broken from the hard landing*


*the throne disappears*
*Illidan's door watches*
 
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Deranus: "My name is Deranus, I am a black mage." *Stops for a few seconds* *Flash back in the meeting in daffa's palace seeing Aurora being greeted* "And you must be Lord aurora if i am not mistaken... (?)"
 

*telepathy to Premier Detriev*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: Would you like to join us in the Siege of the Black Citadel?
Premier Detriev: Sure, I'll be sending troops to there too.
*40 minutes later*
*lots of Magiet reinforcements arrive*

*a base is established*
*some Illidari units approach and attack the base*
*eliminate Illidari units without problem*
*6 Illidari Doombarges arrive*
Illidari Doombarge #1: Doombarge reporting! Die, naive, silly Gazya and Magiet fools!
*fly towards the UMSR-Gazya base*

*many Wolfhounds, Invaders, Gatling Tanks, Cake Minions and other AA weaponry attack the Illidari Doombarges*
*success*
 
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@Devin.Is the preparation for RP #2 complete?
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Illidan's table:They almost had me!
*becomes ethereal*
*jumps through the walls*
*arrives outside*
Illidan's table:Disguise time is over!
*changes to his real form*
Onyx Spire member:Now to get this info back
*runs back to Onyx Spire*
 
Onyx Spire member:Now to get this info back
*runs back to Onyx Spire*

Emperor Illidan: Why there's lots of furniture trolling me at once?! *roars with great anger* Those......



Dolfy Hitler: That Onyx Spire member will fall down!
*throws Pencil of Doom*
*Onyx Spire member falls down, a sharp rock accidentally cut him, injuring him*
Dolfy Hitler: See? Told you not to run!
 
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Onyx Spire member:Idiot.
*teleports to Onyx Spire*

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@Daffa.I'm pretty sure we skipped enemies
and Vampiral doesn't know whats going on
 
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Illidan's shower:I must report this immediatly
*becomes ethereal*
*runs outside*
*teleports to Onyx Spire*
*Transforms to original form*
 
Aurora : "yes, I'm Lord Aurora. So, you're Deranus, I'm glad to see a potentially talented magician comes to join us. Welcome to Magic Kingdom."
*Deranus is an official member of Aurora TMK, thus forth all TMK*


*Raven and Azera disappears*
*reappears at Raven's Palace*
Azera : "this is very bad." *take out twin guns from her pockets*
Azera : "an old gift from my father. I shall use it."


*Mask defeats Rude Raven with a surprise attack*
Mask : "she's done for." *disappears with Rude Raven captured*

*The Mages and Uranus sees Mask disappeared, confused*
Female Mage #1 : "let's go back to Magic Kingdom."


Daffa the Mage : "Fazalus, let's make this quick."
*engages battle with Passion Raven, Fazalus aid Daffa*


*Tower of Fate, completely isolated*
Fallen Mage : "shall we step to Vestroya again? One day?"
Lord Hades : "no, but maybe one time will happen again, but I hope not." *he's aware of the possibilities however*
Fallen Mage : "one day, Lord Hades. One days we shall."

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@AS, oh yeah, it's fine then, just design and such left.
Well, let Vampiral join RP #2? Tell him to register.
 

Premier Detriev: Yes, they're finally scared about our bravery and strength!
*laughs*
*morale rises*

Regime Haruhi Fujioka: Now, it's time to defeat those Illidari imperialists!
*morale rises*
*Regime Honey recovered 6 days ago*
Regime Honey: Prepare to be defeated, mindless, evil Illidari minions!
*throws Bunny Shurikens at several important Illidari Supervisors*
*retake 80% of Aurora TMK, only the south part remaining*
 

Shiny Jodl the Objector: Mein Failüre, who's your next target?
Dolfy Hitler: I'm planning to target Emperor Illidan and Empress Lady Vashj. I'll finally put an end to their supremacy and save the Omega Multiverse from their Illidari Empire.
Dolfy Hitler: I'll use the Pencil of Doom to eliminate Illidan and Vashj into ashes.
Shiny Jodl the Objector: When will you target Illidan and Vashj?
Dolfy Hitler: Steiner has informed me that those two evil cowards are hiding inside their Illidaripalace due to the Gazya and UMSR's sudden massive invasion.
Fishy Krebs: I predict that Lady Vashj will be a tasty roasted fish. I'm sure that Regime Haruhi Fujioka -- who is a seafood lover, will support your plan.
Dolfy Hitler: Fine. However, I'll target her and other Gazya champions in the future.
Shiny Jodl the Objector: But, my Failüre, I object to this PoD strike targeting Illidan and Vashj!
Dofly Hilter: Damn you, shiny-headed Jodl! Can you stop objecting to every plan of mine?!
Shiny Jodl the Objector: Illidan and Vashj are awesome and a perfect couple!
Dolfy Hitler: I'm still going to blast those two big Illidari devils anyway! You're not allowed to object any further!
*sometime later*
Dofly Hitler: Now is the time to blast Illidan and Vashj into oblivion! I'll bring an end to Illidan and Vashj's supremacy and domination!
BrewMaster: My Fuhrer, please do not throw that pencil!
Dolfy Hitler: I will and this will be the ultimate downfall of Illidan and Vashj!
*throws Pencil of Doom*
*powerful explosions occured*
*Illidan and Vashj injured, but the Inner Illidaripalace is left intact*

Dolfy Hitler: There! They are finally gone!

*sometime later*
*Gunsche enters*
Otto Gunsche the Giant Informer: You have threw your Pencil of Doom at Illidan and Vashj!
Dolfy Hitler: Yeah, and now the whole Omega Multiverse is saved from Illidan and Vashj's hands.
Otto Gunsche the Giant Informer: There are rumors that Illidan and Vashj survived your PoD strike.
Dolfy Hitler: Those rumors are big lies! One does not simply survive a PoD strike! You're fucked! Those two Illidari suckers couldn't have survived. The blast is even more powerful than 9 Arcane-Psychic Nukes combined! They're dead!
Dolfy Hitler: Fegelein failed to save his beloved Illidan and Vashj! FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!!

*due to injuries of Illidan and Vashj caused by the PoD, the Illidari forces get distracted and are in some little chaos*
*morale decreases*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: Ah! Those Illidari fools has low morale! This is strange, but whatever, use this opportunity to strike!
*morale further rises*
*eliminates many Illidari units*
 

*Directive255 injured*
*Directive255 is enraged*

Directive255 the Cakemaster: Damn. Mythic, you broke the pact we made! I want my Sector of Arygos back!
Directive255 the Cakemaster: Sabercake, send and lead an army to Mythic's tower.
*Sabercake gone to deal with Mythic*
*declares war on Mythic and Stella*

Directive255 the Cakemaster: Alright. People, Mythic broke the pact, betrayed us and occupied the Sector of Arygos. We must show Mythic and Stella no mercy! Show them our will!
 
@Devin, sorry, no Lust here. Yeah, will modify soon.
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*defeats Passion Raven after a heavy battle with severe injuries for Daffa and Fazalus*
Daffa the Mage : "well, it's done. Kinda painful though......" *holds his injured hands*
Daffa the Mage : "let's take her into Raven's Palace, Raven's presence is there."
*Daffa the Mage and Fazalus teleports to Raven's Palace, meeting with Azera and Raven*


Aurora : "alright, Deranus, I need you to meet with Daffa the Mage and Raven, your potential seems high from what I can sense. They can help you to utilize it to the maximum. Or if you want, help us wipe the remaining Illidari Empire."
 
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*Draug Un'shulac is injured*
*Archimonde Supreme decaps Kil'jaden*
Archimonde Supreme:Sorry for the short fight but i have things to do
*looks at Draug*
Archimonde Supreme:so,what is so important?
Draug Un'shulac:Dat weird guy's journal

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@Mythic.lol,your post surprised me.
@Daffa.As i type this he's busy with his registration
@Everyone.In the next post all shall be revealed about Jo..errr i mean Dat Weird Guy.
 
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*Sylvie joins the battle with her Val'kyrs*
Sylvie: Regime Honey and Regime Haruhi, give me the honor to cut you down!
*Sylvie kills Regime Honey in a surprise attack*
*A Val'kyr rises Regime Honey as an undead*
Sylvie: Now ir's your turn, Regime Hikaru!
*Sylvie looks ate the place that R. Haruhi was, but he's no longer there*
*Sylvie start looking for him*
*Illidari forces manage to secure the South Park*
*Illidari forces ask for reinforcements, they'll take a long time to arrive*
Sylvie: Damn! This Regime actually manage to escape from me! Come, my angels, let's fo to the Park to help the Illidari defend it.
*Faces Undead Honey*
Sylvie: Aghata, take him to the Black Temple, Lady Vashj surely have something for him.
*Aghata takes Undead Honey and go to the Black Temple, along with 2 Val'kyrs*
*Sylvie leaves to the Park with the remaining Val'kyrs (5)*

--few hours ago--
*Aghata arrives in the Illidaripalace*
Aghata: What is happening here? We must help Lord Illidan and Lady Vashj!
*All of them enters in the Illidaripalace*
*Illidan and Vashj are injured*
Aghata: Heal them!
*The 2 Val'kyrs heals Illidan and Vashj*
*Illidan and Vashj are healed*
Aghata: Lord and Lady, Lady Sylvie send us here to deliver him.
*Shows Undead Honey to Illidan amd Vashj*
Aghata: Regime Haruhi manages to escape, Lady Sylvie stayed behindo to defend the South Park of The Magic Kingdom. It seens that everyone is attackimg you at the same time!

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This was from far my biggest post ever XD
 

*Illidari forces in Black Temple take heavy casualities*
Maiev: Let's capture Illidan and Vashj! Let's finish these gibberishs and messes caused by the Illidari Empire! I'll assist you -- Directive255 the Cakemaster!
*some Ashtongue Draeneis and Watchers arrive to help Gazya and UMSR*

*3 hours later*
*many Illidari troops are wiped out*
*eliminate defenses around Illidaripalace*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: Okay, we'll bust into this Illidaripalace!
*Directive255, Gazya champions, UMSR champions, Maiev and Akama bust in*
*searching for Illidan and Vashj, as well as some important personnels of the Illidari Empire*
*many Illidari Supervisors found and arrested, but not Illidan and Vashj*
Maiev: Dammit. Illidan and Vashj are cunning, decieving cowards! Illidan and Vashj, where are you, suckers?! You know, I love you--
*Regime Haruhi Fujioka shocked*
Regime Haruhi Fujioka: Ohhh. So, Maiev is in love with Illidan...
*everyone grins*
*embarrased*
*her face is all red, and it's like she's been microwaved*
Maiev: I was too angry that......I accidentally spoke the wrong word. Damn.
*slaps her mouth*


*in Northrend, Planet Azeroth*
*remaining Illidari forces resides in the Icecrown Glacier -- occupied by Illidari Empire at the very beginning of Second Multiverse War*
*Illidan and Vashj, in the newly built Supremacy Icyistana*
Lady Vashj: Husband, I've already make sure those silly fools will not find our location. We'll prepare a huge military here secretly, then, we'll retake what we deserve and soon, we'll DOMINATE the whole world!
Emperor Illidan: *kisses Vashj* Yeah, you're such a wise, clever wife and second-in-command. Soon, they will bow before our almighty, divine will and be enslaved!



*Regime Honey manages to survive*
*reverts into a human*
Regime Honey: Miscalculation. Improve your maths, seriously.
*throws Shurikens of Deadly Cuteness towards Sylvie and her troops, stunning and damaging them*
*perform a Mega Fiery Kick at Sylvie, burning and damaging her*
 
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