A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Hello,
Why's 9 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
I think the Joke is:
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Have a quandary on the house, is there any point in pulling a dirty joke if you're going to blush and excuse yourself?
Then don't tell it. The cons greatly outweigh the pros.Dunno, well there is a chance that someone will get insulted by the joke...And i also feel of saying that i don't wanna offense someone with this...
Then don't tell it. The cons greatly outweigh the pros.
I have a good one about chemistry, but I'm afraid it won't get a reaction.
Try us!
I have a good one about chemistry, but I'm afraid it won't get a reaction.
So, this Irishman walks out of the pub...
So there's this dutchman, and he's walking and then a german comes and kills him and then dead babies.
So there's this dutchman, and he's walking and then a german comes and kills him and then dead babies.
Sorry, the intention was to offend dead babies.I'm Dutch and I was really offended by that...
I also have a joke about potassium, would anyone care to hear?
I also have a joke about potassium, would anyone care to hear?
Exactly.K.
See what I did there?
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You are no longer my Francium Neodymium.
An old joke.
3 guys are in front of the Guinness World records building, and they all intend to break a record. First guy thinks he has the smallest hands in the world: he gets in and gets the record for smallest hands. Second guy thinks he has the smallest feet in the world: he gets in and gets the record. Third guy thinks he has the smallest dick in the world: he gets in, then gets out and ask the two others, "ok, now who the hell is this Justin Bieber guy??!"
So a seal walks into a club.
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and pulls out a tiny piano out of his pocket. He then pulls out a tiny pianist out of his pocket and the pianist begins playing a tune. The bartender comes over and asks "How did you get that?" and the man responses "There's a genie outside."
The bartender runs outside, and sees the genie. He asks for a million bucks, and then a huge flock of ducks crashes down from the sky. The bartender runs back inside the bar and says "What's wrong with the genie?" The man responses, "I dunno, why would he think I'm asking for a 12 inch pianist?"
I find that offensive.
If your from mexico this might be offensive/racist
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What is Mexico's most popular national sport?
Cross Country