Jokes

[Young Bofill]

Greetings fellow Pinoy Resources Society Members!! I made this discussion because I think that the P.R.S. needs some fun around. As we all know,We Filipinos are known for being joyful or as we say in Filipino, "masayahin". So enjoy and have fun with this new discussion, feel free to share your own jokes! I hope everyone will like it! Thank You everyone!!

 

[Young Bofill]

Here is a dirty joke:

A horse fell into the mud!

 

[Adiktuz]

I have three jokes, but they are quite long so I'd split them each in half

jo
ke
jo
ke
jo
ke

 

[Binsu]

I have one:

"It's april fools this month"

 

[Orcnet]

 

[chobibo]

Nice Tit... I mean teeth. Does that count? LOL

EDIT: Hey I found a nerdy joke lololol

Hidden

 

[Young Bofill]

I have another one:

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.

 

[chobibo]

If the rider was a male, then it would be three heads, so I am assuming the rider was a female? *runs off*

 

[Adiktuz]

that was kinda green... XD

and it depends... *if you know what I mean*

 

[Vinz]

What does Love eat for breakfast? Sex.

I just used a joke generator then I burst out laughing when I saw it. xD

 

[Adiktuz]

Do you know the difference between an angry bird and a flappy bird?

Angry Bird

It's the bird that is angry

Flappy bird

It's the player that is angry

 

[chobibo]

That reminds me of the similarities between Flappy Bird and Silver Surfer (NES)

Spoiler

They both suck

 

[Adiktuz]

I think that's an understatement

 

[GunSlinger]

What do you use to blindfold an asian?
A dental floss!

 

[chobibo]

Nice lol, just don't try it, you'll get your ass handed to you ahahaha xD

 

[chobibo]

EDIT: I don't want to risk it, I might get banned lololol

 

[Orcnet]

Hahaha its gonna be alright, the whole Staff doesn't even bother to 24/7 every group here in this site.

 

[PlankingWolf]

what do you call a fish with no eyes
FSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[PlankingWolf]

What do you call a band of chairs
ROCKING CHAIRS
HUEHEUEHEUHSAHFHGFHGDNCBV

 

[Vinz]

For some reason, I don't get your first joke, Wolf. pls xplain

 

[Orcnet]

I guess its fish - i(or eye/s) = fsh?

EDIT: so I looked into google and -- oh FUCK I'm on that area of internet again.

 

[Vinz]

Oh, wow, I'm stupid. >.<

 

[Vinz]

[16-24-50] :user: CakeMaster: Bagoong under the bird
[16-25-12] :user: CakeMaster: Marijuana above the bird
[16-25-18] :user: CakeMaster: What kind of bird is it?

 

[Roland]

I dislike jokes when a twelvie is tellin' jokes.

 

[chobibo]

 

[UndeadImmortal]

Warcraft 4.

 

[PlankingWolf]

^^shieeeeeeet

 

[Orcnet]

Also:

 

[chobibo]

 

[GunSlinger]

Dude must be a time traveler to get that.

 

[chobibo]

The Chinese are time travellers!!

 

[PlankingWolf]

bruh ching chong ching chang

 

[Orcnet]

Diablo V SPOILER

Diablo had enough of shit in Sanctuary so he went to another dimension called Azeroth and took over Sargeras' place.

 

[GunSlinger]

^Storyline of blizz's MOBA game.