If you had 10 mintues to live...

[Deuterium]

assuming i'm going to have an excruciatingly painful death?
I'd stick my dick in a toaster. Distract myself.

omg!! Hahahahahaaaaa!!

 

[raid1000]

if i had 10 minutes to live i would kill myself when the clock hits 9:59 so i can laugh in the face of whatever caused me to die

 

[Billy the Cat]

if i had 10 minutes to live i would kill myself when the clock hits 9:59 so i can laugh in the face of whatever caused me to die

One does not simply laugh in the face of danger raid1000!

 

[Lichemperor]

LIES! Admit it everyone, you would just panic and freak out until you die D:

So not true!
I've been waiting my entire life to die-no joke!
Depression derrived from insomnia and feeling embarrassed to be human is not good.... but now I have alcohol to saturate these negative feelings!

But I would wait for death and then say to it/him/her "What took you so long!?"

 

[X.e.r.e.X]

Death: "Well you know... traffic, cat on fire... the usual"

 

[Deuterium]

So not true!
I've been waiting my entire life to die-no joke!
Depression derrived from insomnia and feeling embarrassed to be human is not good.... but now I have alcohol to saturate these negative feelings!

But I would wait for death and then say to it/him/her "What took you so long!?"

You need help... no seriously!

 

[syltman]

I would kill myself exactly when it had passed 10 min

see wut I did thar?

 

[Bontrager]

I would update my Twitter accordingly.

 

[Dark Master]

I will turn off computer, and throw monitor on the wall.

 

[seceretdude]

i would problably go around giving my friends numbers and a quarter to random hobos and say call them... or i d just kill the guy or thing that made it so i would die in 10 minutes.. or posibly even kill you for making this post meanie now ima die in 10 minutes w8 that was when i started to write this 2 minutes ago crap bye...8 minutes later XP

 

[boymanhidd]

if i had 10 mins to live, i would hack this gay site and destroy it!!!

 

[HFR]

This count as a flame/troll, Mr. Pivok.Project!!!!

 

[Thrikodius]

I'd change my user title to "Dead for reelz" and then write a note for my Mum saying: "Sorry that I couldn't empty the dishwasher."

 

[HFR]

Lol'd.

- I'd ban Pivok.Project at every site for reelz.

 

[bboy-tiger-]

Imagine guy on fire, laughing...

 

[frostwhisper]

Call this friend of mine and tell him to tell my special someone I loved her because I'll be too much of a wreck to tell her myself. I'll also tell said friend to learn2booze, cuz he's lagging.

Throw on my best shirt, and some pants/shoes. Get the whiskey and a glass from the living room. Climb downstairs as fast as possible.

Stroll out the door calmly, chanting "I feel good" and pouring my whiskey.

Couple of seconds later, I'm dead.

 

[HFR]

By insane amonts of alcohol in your blood. Then, exactly 15.5 seconds after, LioneSS appears and stabs you in the face.

 

[Masiah]

I would just steal the whiskey.

 

[HFR]

Don't forget the good and ol' Vodka.

 

[Masiah]

I have enough of my own. I'm russian, remember?

 

[HFR]

But you lives in Spain, and there aren't any good Vodkas in Spain, So...

 

[Masiah]

I get mine imported ^^

 

[HFR]

- Imports something from Russia. 8 minutes from there, no problem.

 

[Masiah]

I order the barrels in advance.

 

[Teh_Ephy]

I would let my parents know that I fucking hate them.

 

[HFR]

O RLY? I'd never say such thing...

 

[Word Bearer]

I have a hot girl that I have a crush and we talk to each other now and then, if I discovered I only have 10 minutes to live, I would run like Hell to her house and you would have a good Idea what I would do for the last 9 minutes.

 

[seceretdude]

if i had 10 minutes till i die i would do the following...
1)die
2)what could possibly be 2 im dead...

 

[~Void~]

I would call up Oprah Winfrey and call her a fat ugly ******.

 

[Gost]

If you're gonna die in 10 minutes I think you should try to do something extremely quick/simple and enjoyable, something you wish you had the balls to done sooner (unfortunately has to be done quick as well, 10 minutes ftl.), and then if you have any time left it doesn't really matter what you do, goodbyes?

Probably masturbate, then call up this girl I've liked for quite some time and tell her I think she is a gorgeous, smart, and amazing. That would be about 5-7 minutes depending on how my handiwork was that day... Then I would probably book it to my really old neighbor's and just beat the crap out of her till I ended =/.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

200 km/h.

That's the speed I'll be throwing it out the window when I get a new, less shitty one.

 

[Word Bearer]

Most of the people here have serious problems

The killers: go join a gym or see some psychiatrist...
The masturbaters/fuckers: get a girlfriend!

xD

Yea most of you guys have a serious problem if you would kill random people if you had 10 min to live, killing your self wouldnt help either.

 

[HailFireer]

Id took as much ppl as I could with me. Take a gun and shoot at ppl untill i die or run out of bullets.

Why? Because I dont like most ppl. This would make me happy, and I wont get punished, like I normaly wood (50x jail for life, or death sentence).

 

[Elenai]

You people are insane.

 

[Kwah]

I would enjoy a delicious burrito, and watch

as many times as I could.

 

[~Void~]

Or I'd call up the girl I like and tell her how much of a stupid bitch she is.

 

[Gost]

Lol I might do that out of spite... she'd be pretty surprised lol =p. "....wtf are yout talking about!?" "Brb gtg die quick".

 

[HailFireer]

*Picks up the gun and runs thro othe door...*
Gues what

 

[oh_snap]

I'd make a ten minute phone call to England.

~Snap

 

[The Reborn Devil]

I could test Einstein's Relativity Theory.
By moving VERY fast (I.e. 300 000km/s) I could in a way slow down time.

 

[SpankyDmonkey]

What SpankyDmonkey would do:

If i had 10 min to live, I would take off my clothes, run to the mall, find one of those sexy statues, and hump it till 8 minutes pass, then i would start yelling at people as they JUST STAND ON THE ESCALATORS. LAZY PEOPLE DAMNIT! WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING! THE ESCALATOR WAS MENT TO ALLOW YOU TO GET TO THE LOCATION FASTER! YOU DONT JUST STAND THERE YOU LAZY $#%^S! GRAAAAAAAH! Anyways.. I would yell at people for 1 minute, then call Chuck Norris's house and yell SAVE ME!. Since I am a Grand Acolyte of the Chuck Norris Church of Awesomeness, I should be saved and no longer dead.... if I am wrong, then I will let out my biggest smile, and start laughing hysterically. Because now its time to witness the feeling of death and my questions of curiosity will finally be answered. It would be time to live the second part of my life.

 

[Masiah]

I wonder if a man can fap himself to death in 10 minutes.

 

[HFR]

Maybe... Nothing is impossible when you'll gonna die in 10 minutes.

 

[Sabelion]

Eat sushi and drink a huuuuge coke watching while watching tv with some friends and being very very very tired, so that I pass out occasionaly.

I actualy did that once, except the sushi was just noodles and the huuuuuuge coke was nothing .

But it was great, and it is etched to my memory, hearing those simpsons jokes....when I woke up and then fall asleep again to the sweet simpsons.

EDIT: I might also try to finnish my texture here it aint finished yet, but you can see the newest version of it at the last page.

 

[Silverfish423]

I would tell everyone that I know that I love em (in a family, friend, way) and then go to sleep.

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

And find a girl I'd think is attractive, take her to an alleyway (plenty of those in New York), and... you know...

 

[Sabelion]

And find a girl I'd think is attractive, take her to an alleyway (plenty of those in New York), and... you know...

hehe, whould you eat a picknick with her?

how romantic.

 

[Doron]

If i had 10 min to live, I would take off my clothes, run to the mall, find one of those sexy statues, and hump it till 8 minutes pass, then i would start yelling at people as they JUST STAND ON THE ESCALATORS. LAZY PEOPLE DAMNIT! WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING! THE ESCALATOR WAS MENT TO ALLOW YOU TO GET TO THE LOCATION FASTER! YOU DONT JUST STAND THERE YOU LAZY $#%^S! GRAAAAAAAH! Anyways.. I would yell at people for 1 minute, then call Chuck Norris's house and yell SAVE ME!. Since I am a Grand Acolyte of the Chuck Norris Church of Awesomeness, I should be saved and no longer dead.... if I am wrong, then I will let out my biggest smile, and start laughing hysterically. Because now its time to witness the feeling of death and my questions of curiosity will finally be answered. It would be time to live the second part of my life.

I would lol if after allllll of that, it was all a joke, and you're in the middle of a mall humping a statue 15 minutes later.

 

[xp3r009]

If it was a prolonged death from a Death Note, I would think of my happiest memories and say to my closest friends and family "Don't worry about me; I will eventually die... Actually."

I think of what I achieved, then probably get something to put me asleep to feel no pain like sedating myself quickly (concentrated) or something like that. Then it would be my final dreams to what I wanted; friends, family, love, and great times...

 

[Elenai]

The vast majority who say in essence:

"I'd kill"

"I'd fuck"

Are I would believe extremely selfish, and barbaric humans...

Seriously...