If you had 10 mintues to live...

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People in here got REALLY DEAD SERIOUS PROBLEMS!

Can't you just be a little more serious?

more serious?
many people say

(i will fuckin* my girl friend o_O)
(i will fuck hottest girl)

hmm are they serious?
okay2

i will do say to my parents "sorry all i have give you burden since i here i am gonna to say Good bye see you in heaven !)
and my friends too
 
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Oooooo.... im sure she will die happy, because she likes you too!

Like: "Hey honey, i love you!" and she replies: "Ooh i love you too im so ha..." and then you say "Sorry, no talking, more fucking. Gonna get laid the first time in my life before i die. Wich i do in approxmately 7 minutes."

+1

  • Die in 10 min
    • Events
      • Unit - A unit are going to Die in 10 minutes
    • Conditions
    • Actions
      • Unit - Create 300 Hot Female for (Dying unit) at (Position of (Dying unit)) facing (Angle from (Position of (Dying unit)) to (Position of (300 Last created units))) degrees
      • Unit - Order (300 Last created units) to Unload All At (Position of (Dying unit))
      • Wait 598.00 seconds
      • Hero - Create Ankh of Reincarnation and give it to (Dying unit)
+ rep appreciated : )))
plz gief credz if u use it...!
 
Am I the only person who thinks...it might be a twinge bit cruel to tell someone you love them RIGHT before dying?

after hearing what you said, i would have to go back on my answer from before.
after seeing that girl smile at the formal last thursday, i would really hate anything sad to happened to her.

i guess i will rocket myself into space. i wll freeze on the way and die while looking at the beautiful stars
 
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Am I the only person who thinks...it might be a twinge bit cruel to tell someone you love them RIGHT before dying?
Yes. It isn't cruel- it's actually rather tragic and dramatic. Especially if the person you're telling it to feels the same way. Then you and her can spend the rest of the 10 minutes in eachother's arms. Awesome.

As Shakespeare once said: "Better to have love and loss then never to have loved at all!"
 
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+1

  • Die in 10 min
    • Events
      • Unit - A unit are going to Die in 10 minutes
    • Conditions
    • Actions
      • Unit - Create 300 Hot Female for (Dying unit) at (Position of (Dying unit)) facing (Angle from (Position of (Dying unit)) to (Position of (300 Last created units))) degrees
      • Unit - Order (300 Last created units) to Unload All At (Position of (Dying unit))
      • Wait 598.00 seconds
      • Hero - Create Ankh of Reincarnation and give it to (Dying unit)
+ rep appreciated : )))
plz gief credz if u use it...!

you wronk (wrong)
  • Die in 10 min
    • Events
      • Unit - A unit are going to Die in 10 minutes
    • Conditions
    • Actions
      • Unit - Create 300 Hot naked Female for (goink thue dhie unit) at (Position of (going to die unit)) facing (Angle from (Position of (going to die unit)) to (Position of (300 Last created units))) degrees
      • Unit - Order (300 Last created units) to *** (Position of (Dying unit))
      • Wait 598.00 seconds
      • Hero - Create Ankh of Deathness and give it to (going to die unit) for die
 
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you wronk (wrong)
  • Die in 10 min
    • Events
      • Unit - A unit are going to Die in 10 minutes
    • Conditions
    • Actions
      • Unit - Create 300 Hot naked Female for (goink thue dhie unit) at (Position of (going to die unit)) facing (Angle from (Position of (going to die unit)) to (Position of (600 Last created units))) degrees
      • Unit - Order (300 Last created units) to *** (Position of (Dying unit))
      • Wait 598.00 seconds
      • Hero - Create Ankh of Deathness and give it to (going to die unit) for die

Exactly :D
or...
  • Die in 10 min
    • Events
      • Unit - A unit are going to Die in 10 minutes
    • Conditions
    • Actions
      • Unit - Create 600 Super Hot naked bikini models Female for (goink thue dhie unit) at (Position of (going to die unit)) facing (Angle from (Position of (going to die unit)) to (Position of (300 Last created units))) degrees
      • Unit - Order (1st 300 Last created units) to striptease (Position of (Dying unit))
      • Unit - Order (2nd 300 Last created units) to *** (Position of (Dying unit))
      • Wait 598.00 seconds
      • Hero - Create Ankh of Reincarnation and give it to (going to Die unit)
Reincarnation is a MUST :p

  • Events
    • Unit - A unit Becomes revivable
  • Actions
    • Custom script: call GroupTargetOrderBJ( GetLastCreatedGroup(), "GroupTargetOrderBJ", GetRevivingUnit() )
 
Level 6
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  • Die in 10 min
    • Events
      • Unit - A unit are going to Die in 10 minutes
    • Conditions
    • Actions
      • Set Variable-Sucks=postion going to die unit
      • Unit - Create 300 Hot naked Female for (sucks) at (sucks)) facing (Angle from (sucks)) to (Position of (300 Last created units))) degrees
      • Unit - Order (300 Last created units) to *** (Position of (sucks))
      • Wait 598.00 seconds
      • Hero - Create Ankh of Deathness and give it to (sucks) for die
      • Hero - call RemoveLocation(udg_sucks)
      • Unit - u all r sucks
JASS:
globals
    constant integer Dying unit = 'BLst'
    
    constant string   dying unit = "Abilities\\Spells\\NightElf\\Blink\\BlinkCaster.mdl"
    
    
    constant string   dying unit = "Abilities\\Spells\\NightElf\\Blink\\BlinkTarget.mdl"
    
    
    constant string   dying unit     = "origin"
    
    
    constant string   Animation         = "dying unite"
    
    
endglobals




function Blink_Strike_Actions takes nothing returns nothing
    local unit Sucks = GetTriggerUnit()
   
    
    local real X_Of_sucks = GetUnitX(Caster)
    local real Y_Of_sucks = GetUnitY(Caster)
    
    
    
    
        call DestroyEffect(AddSpecialEffect(Dying_unit,X_Of_sucks,Y_Of_sucks))
        
        
        
        call SetUnitCondition(Dying or uncounsisous)
       
        
        call DestroyEffect(AddSpecialEffectTarget(Dying_sfx_target,sucks,dying unite))
        
       
                
        call SetUnitAnimation(Caster,Animation)
        call spawnunithotfemale(hotfemale,Axxx)
        
        
    endif
    set sucks = null
    set dying = null
   
    
endfunction


//***********************************************************************************************


constant function AntiLeakFilter takes nothing returns boolean
    return true
endfunction

function InitTrig_dying_unit takes nothing returns nothing
    local trigger t = CreateTrigger(  )
    local filterfunc f = Filter(function AntiLeakFilter)
    local integer i = 0
    loop
        call TriggerRegisterPlayerUnitEvent(t,Player(i),EVENT_PLAYER_UNIT_SPELL_EFFECT,f)
        set i = i + 1
        exitwhen i == 15
    endloop
    call TriggerAddAction( t, functionDying_unit_Actions )
    call DestroyFilter(f)
    set f = null
    set t = null
endfunction
 

cignusweb

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cignusweb

very true!!

I like the way you said it.. very true
 
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