Zombie Plan?

[GIANT_CRAB]

So what's your zombie plan?

 

[Don-Para-]

Do take note that zombies are half dead and half alive, so half of their brain is still functioning, they can still drive plane but it's like them driving a plane with one eye open, one hand and one leg. Also, remember to aim at the alive parts and not the dead parts, some zombie's head is dead, so you need a guide to see which part is dead or alive.

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Firstly, when something is dead, it will rot.
Secondly, when something is dead, it will not be able to move.
Thirdly, if something is alive, it will need oxygen.

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Apparently, zombies who don't need air might have their lungs dead.
Also, zombies who can't think might have their brain dead, not the whole brain, just the parts that is needed for thinking.

Fallacious and drives on assumptions.

 

[Direfury]

I'd just kill eveyone I meet. Unless it's a reasonably attractive female.

If I'ma rebuild the human race, they're not gonna be some creepy hunchbacked wierdos with one arm shorter than the other. They gonn' be total studs n such n such.

 

[Deolrin]

I'd just kill eveyone I meet. Unless it's a reasonably attractive female.

If I'ma rebuild the human race, they're not gonna be some creepy hunchbacked wierdos with one arm shorter than the other. They gonn' be total studs n such n such.

I hope you'll be among the first infected.

 

[The_Silent]

I'd just kill eveyone I meet. Unless it's a reasonably attractive female.

If I'ma rebuild the human race, they're not gonna be some creepy hunchbacked wierdos with one arm shorter than the other. They gonn' be total studs n such n such.

You do realize that the only ones that'll survive the apocalypse is nerds, right?

 

[Tleno]

You do realize that the only ones that'll survive the apocalypse is nerds, right?

Nerd chicks. Oh yeah.

 

[Marsal]

You do realize that the only ones that'll survive the apocalypse is nerds, right?

Have you seen hot nerd girls yet?

Well I've seen some in my days. They are aaaaaaaaahhhh *mindgasm*

 

[Numerion]

You do realize that the only ones that'll survive the apocalypse is nerds, right?

wait wait wait wait...Why?

 

[The_Silent]

wait wait wait wait...Why?

Because only nerds will prepare... And only nerds will realize the danger in time.
And do you know ANYTHING about zombie apocalypses, if George A. Romeo have thought us one thing: It is that the screaming hot blond ALWAYS dies.

 

[HOooDy]

ill Use this :

 

[DeadZero]

I'd imagine that being a zombie feels pretty nice, since they're always going "uhhhrn,
ohhhhhh, ehhh, uhhhh, mmmmmh", so I might join them.
But as Coolty44 said, nothing bad happens in Canada.

 

[The_Silent]

I'd imagine that being a zombie feels pretty nice, since they're always going "uhhhrn,
ohhhhhh, ehhh, uhhhh, mmmmmh", so I might join them.
But as Coolty44 said, nothing bad happens in Canada.

I'm preatty sure those are moans of pain...

 

[TheKurt009]

where can i get some peashooters...*ponders*

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

Dont forget the torchwoods and sunflowers.
Or maybe make it a repeater then a gatling pea.

 

[Dromlexer]

Plus some Wall-nuts and Lily Pads. For keeping these zombie bastards away.
PS: Use the Spike Traps if the zombies have brains to use veichles.

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

Spikerocks pawn more. Use tallnuts, jalapeno and cherry bombs.

 

[Marsal]

Nah, winter melons for da winz

 

[GunSlinger]

How bout a Cob Cannon?

 

[The_Silent]

Good luck...

 

[Dromlexer]

Store with Bowling Nuts for fun too.

 

[snowman990]

Don't forget to Use the cattail

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

Cattails do pawn but beware for dr zomboss

 

[Mr. Bob]

Run to Red Shift's house.

 

[Red]

Aww I'm flattered you'd come to me in your time of need!

My modest collection...

-38spl revolver
-357mag revolver
-9mm Beretta w/32 round magazines
-45 auto
-44 magnum
-1942russian mosin nagant scoped
-1926 finnish mosin nagant
-45/70 lever-action
-AR-15 w/ 50 round magazines
-12ga mossberg 500 w/ pistol grip

BUT before anyone rushes to call me a gun-toting idiot, keep in mind I've gone through the necessary safety courses and background checks in order to legally own every one of my guns, and I ALWAYS handle firearms safely, and only discharge them in a legal and safe manner and location.

 

[Mr. Bob]

AND THUS, ME COMING TO YOUR HOUSE SHOULD BE NO SURPRISE.

We'd make the Alamo look like a fucking picnic.

caps

 

[anarchianbedlam]

Aww I'm flattered you'd come to me in your time of need!

My modest collection...

-38spl revolver
-357mag revolver
-9mm Beretta w/32 round magazines
-45 auto
-44 magnum
-1942russian mosin nagant scoped
-1926 finnish mosin nagant
-45/70 lever-action
-AR-15 w/ 50 round magazines
-12ga mossberg 500 w/ pistol grip

BUT before anyone rushes to call me a gun-toting idiot, keep in mind I've gone through the necessary safety courses and background checks in order to legally own every one of my guns, and I ALWAYS handle firearms safely, and only discharge them in a legal and safe manner and location.

I highly doubt that, I heard from an extremely reliable source that americans are all just a bunch of gun-totin idiots. And with that many guns you must be the gun totin idiot king.

 

[Dromlexer]

Flower pots is a good need for heights. =)

 

[TwistedImage]

Aww I'm flattered you'd come to me in your time of need!

My modest collection...

-38spl revolver
-357mag revolver
-9mm Beretta w/32 round magazines
-45 auto
-44 magnum
-1942russian mosin nagant scoped
-1926 finnish mosin nagant
-45/70 lever-action
-AR-15 w/ 50 round magazines
-12ga mossberg 500 w/ pistol grip

BUT before anyone rushes to call me a gun-toting idiot, keep in mind I've gone through the necessary safety courses and background checks in order to legally own every one of my guns, and I ALWAYS handle firearms safely, and only discharge them in a legal and safe manner and location.

>shoot zombies
>cry as you get torn apart by zombies immune to pain and organ damage

 

[The_Silent]

Aww I'm flattered you'd come to me in your time of need!

My modest collection...

-38spl revolver
-357mag revolver
-9mm Beretta w/32 round magazines
-45 auto
-44 magnum
-1942russian mosin nagant scoped
-1926 finnish mosin nagant
-45/70 lever-action
-AR-15 w/ 50 round magazines
-12ga mossberg 500 w/ pistol grip

BUT before anyone rushes to call me a gun-toting idiot, keep in mind I've gone through the necessary safety courses and background checks in order to legally own every one of my guns, and I ALWAYS handle firearms safely, and only discharge them in a legal and safe manner and location.

Hope you don't rush into the horde disregarding all survival tools. Depending on the zombies, you should drop some of the weapons in favor of surivial kits.

 

[Khaled]

What would you do: Zombie Outbreak

If a virus breaks out and takes the mind of people, making them agressive and cannibalistic, shortly, if there will be a zombie outbreak, what are your plans for survival?
Personally, I won't say brave lies like ''Grab a gun and blast the mothaf*ckas!'', first I would probably shit my pants, then the need of supplies and fear of death would make me go out and try to fight some of them hoping to get out of the infected zone. I would write on walls things like ''Fight On!'' and such to motivate other survivors, get in a shop and barricade myself until the sun comes up.
In my country, guns are VERY hard to be obtained, the first stuff I would take with me are: a big kitchen knife, a smaller knife, a meat axe, running shoes, my leather jacket, a schoolbag full of light food and first aid stuff, two flashlights, batteries and many matches.
First plan is finding other people, seriously, I'm very afraid of fighting undead on my own. Glad I watched ALL episodes of ALL survival shows on Discovery.
I don't know the next part... you help me, give me your plans

 

[Ironside]

Why must someone always recreate threads similar to those already created...?

 

[LordDz]

Why does everyone become like a murder-machine the moment a person becomes a Zombie? "He's just a zombie, let's kill him!"
I would like to see how people would respond when it's their family who are the Zombies, not just one random never before seen person

 

[Zombie]

This thread again...

Well, I'm warning you. Putting all your plans out here won't really enhance your chances if a zombie invasion really breaks out.

 

[Klann]

... if there is a zombie outbrake. your chance of survival is pretty low..
first of all, you don't just shot at a zombie without knowing its weakness.

and btw, don't think that just hitting the zombie in the head would kill it, those are just ideas from the directors. you won't even know for real if zombies can run as fast as hell.

as LordDz said.. "Why does everyone become like a murder-machine the moment a person becomes a Zombie?". <- yes this is true. why do you have to become a maniac who kills to live? what if you killed your whole family and then the next day, the government found a cure? i think you probably kill yourself : ))

 

[-Peper-]

I guess camp and barricade minimarkets for supplies.
And yes, in my country gun is fucking hard to get. Unless zombie police drop them.

 

[Orcnet]

be a nomad, barricading in some gun shop or a mall can be your death trap I mean seriously, its 100% true, and don't shit in your pants, its hard yoh! I rather drink my own piss when it comes to survival.

 

[darkdeathknight]

You know you could set up a barricade, make a small village, make yourself the leader, become corrupt, squish any rebellions and get killed by the zombies.

 

[Fussiler1]

I would try to make it out of the crowded area I live in.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Go to Australia.

That's my solution to every disaster scenario. No one ever gives a fuck about Australia, it's too far.

 

[The_Silent]

Go to my local DIY witch lies in a quite desolate places with only 3 bridges to reach it, an 5m. high strong metal fence and atleast 100x400 m. plantable area within plus 2 big storage buildings. The only problem is food, witch will be in low supply within the DIY, but plans to raid a local store on my way there. It lies right out to the water, and has all the construction and gardening material one could ever wish fore. Where I come from, guns are completely illegal, so I'm not worried about raiders, bows and monotols is probably the most advanced weapons there will be, in which point only high ground matters.

Why does everyone become like a murder-machine the moment a person becomes a Zombie? "He's just a zombie, let's kill him!"
I would like to see how people would respond when it's their family who are the Zombies, not just one random never before seen person

Makes them even easier to kill, lol

 

[Magtheridon96]

If something unwanted is in your presence, DENY IT'S EXISTENCE >:-D

Can you prove your existence to me? NO! Only to yourself!

 

[En_Fuego]

Wait, who says zombies are even trying to kill me?

 

[Khaled]

Wait, who says zombies are even trying to kill me?

The Hunger

 

[Adaethus]

Well, If Wicked Rising is ready by then and can be played, I'll probably play it and hang in hivechat until I get eaten alive.
If it isn't... well... I'll hang in hivechat until I die!

Now seriously speaking, I would probably gather some supplies like food, batteries, matches, kitchen knives, tent, the list goes on... and start a new life on the countryside.

Simple? Yes!

 

[PROXY]

I would start to talk to them, maybe they are even friendly and what to live WITH us? :3

 

[Jazztastic]

Steal the Good Year tire blimp and ride it through my city, dropping down a ladder to make quick raids on supply stores that still have supplies in them. Because if there's a zombie apocalypse, the air pirate in the Good Year blimp would be the most badass survivor of them all

 

[leet.firefox]

My plan will be to revel in the fact that no one will ever have to bring this thread up again.

 

[SA Dashie]

Go to Australia.

That's my solution to every disaster scenario. No one ever gives a fuck about Australia, it's too far.

Guess where I live
also if a zombie where to suddenly come around my place I would go ninja on there ass with a butcher knife =D
Because I'm fricken ninja like that

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

The most poisonous and infectious virus is the human heart.

 

[Jazztastic]

The most poisonous and infectious virus is the human heart.

Lol no?