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Zombie Plan?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by The Quacker, Oct 1, 2010.

  1. TwistedImage

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    This is what would happen, and that's why the army fails.
     
  2. light bolt30

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    Funny comic, interesting :p
     
  3. Orcnet

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    Damn the Plans! They all fail! What I'm gonna do is I'll go chop some zombies with the use of a butter knife while only wearing a black brief and a white brief to hid my face! :alol:
     
  4. Dr Super Good

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    You could also make some minor room modifications to your house. The zombie path finding will not be updated (as you did not modify the pathing nodes) so they will harmlessly run into walls trying to get you. (LOL)

    Or you could just start selling weapons to zombies, we all know that weapon salesmen are immune to being killed. I seriously doubt that a zombie weapon salesman could sell better weapons with its no brains than you. Also the real heroes need a challenge as melee zombies get boring.
     
  5. Direfury

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    Reinforce your doors and windows, put your bunny slippers by the side of the bed and relax. Should you run out of milk for your cereal in the morning, put on a fuzzy housecoat and get more from the mall.

    Neither rain, nor snow, nor thunder, nor zombies will stand between me and my goddamn cheerios.
     
  6. PeaceKeeper

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    You are determind but have you all ever ask your self were the out break will be, day or night,school, work, home, neighberhood, camp, swimming pool, concert, shops and well almost any were the out break can happen.
     
  7. Crazed_seal2

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    I got the best zombie plan evar! I'll hide in a cardboard box! No one or no zombie can find me there! Although creating an army of giant spiders with diamond eyes that fire lasers to destroy the zombies is also another good idea.
     
  8. TheWarchief

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    Zombies could in theory exist! I mean if it was some kind of virus that took over your brain then they could maybe control the body.

    Take this test to find out if YOU have a chance at surviving a breakout: http://onemorelevel.com/game/zombie_survival_quiz
     
  9. Squiggy

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    Break in some gun shop, get stuff, get ROCKING!
     
  10. Orcnet

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    The only best refuge from a zombie outbreak is hide yourself in a small island, get tons of supply from each city, and there you have it! no zombies can't reach you anymore, because first they can't swim, and second, they can't smell your blood since your scent is hidden in a salt walter area. :ap:

    because I believe every fortified hold or any defense mechanism will fail since they will be overrun someday
     
  11. Tleno

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    Well not really, zombies are not hard to destroy, just that they might likes infest corpses or whatever...
    You don't need lots of supply, you just need to have some food source, like a farm or something...
     
  12. WickedRisingPwner

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    Climb up to the roof and leap from roof to roof.
     
  13. TheKurt009

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    HA! you all don't get them do ya!?
    i'll be like, take a hammer, smash their teeth!
    there! you don't hafta kill 'em!
    then if those zombies can't run, i'll just take a little stroll.
    there would be more survivors if zombies don't run.
    but then again, if those zombies aren't really zombies, they're just berserk humans who bites and infect, definitely we're all doomed.
    they don't rot.
    and also, you can't shove all of them at the same time like in L4D
     
  14. TheWarchief

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    Oh i know what to do know! Play Minecraft and smash so many zombies that the real zombies get scared away! Its foolproof!

    MUHAHAHAHA!

    Oh i just love minecraft...
     
  15. Direfury

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    Large property, larger stockpile of landmines.
     
  16. takakenji

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    broke them faces
     
  17. Droopyclock

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    Gather a team of 3 other random people, travel around the deep south, and take a bunch of pillz

    And if that doesn't work there is always KiddieLand...
     
  18. Direfury

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    I'ma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse.
     
  19. Genji Lone

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    Flying Zombies?
     
  20. Orcnet

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    if your talking about zombies that wore balloons to their bellies just to find food, then use a Cactus plant! :alol: