Real (No Fake) Tips to survive on a Zombie Apocalypse

[KarassuTheFourth]

Hey guys! I'm an epic person who want to share some epic tips to survive on a Zombie Apocalypse!

If you don't believe me, then I'll prove myself to you. Here are the proofs:
I played Biohazard/Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, and Zombie Rape hentai games.
Do you believe me now?

Okay, here are the tips:
1: DO NOT barricade your house. Why? 'cause if the zombies gets in, you wont be able to bunny hop and dodge them. So for your own safety, DO NOT barricade your house.
2: Kill all your friends! One of your friends might be bitten by the zombie ants, so kill them all before they turn into zombies.
3: Kill as many zombies as you can. So you get high score.
4: Talk like a real guy. You need to sound like a hero when speaking, this will add effects to your zombie apocalypse experience.
5: Be keen eyed. You need sharp eyes to see if there's a chick out there. Save her and you'll get the happy ending (and happy meal if you're lucky)
6: Be epic like me! If you're epic like me, you'll survive!

Hope I helped! (I know I helped you a lot, I'm just being humble)

 

[DESTROYER123]

 

[chobibo]

I don't think you need that destroyer, you said you were a god.

 

[ILH]

Better you do that next year

 

[DESTROYER123]

Lulz.
It is just an advise for mortals.

 

[Daffa]

It is just an advise for mortals.

For those who don't have any talent at war.

 

[KarassuTheFourth]

For those who don't have any talent at war.

For those who do not know Chuck Norris or Karassu the Epic.

 

[chobibo]

For the living, hence, I need not worry, I'm undead.

 

[Xonok]

lol, you noobs are all corporeal. It's not like zombies can do anything to me, as I'm ethereal and, even better, a necrolord.
So when the zombie apocalypse comes I'll be the thing to fear, not one of you.

 

[Daffa]

I need not to worry as well, as I'm a Magician.

 

[chobibo]

I don't need anyone to fear me. I'm not insecure so...

 

[DESTROYER123]

The following picture is a gift to mortals:

 

[Rheiko]

no zombie could defeat me, i am inside the game afterall

 

[Roland]

You don't need to defend yourself from zombies, Just dance thriller and get to the groove with the zombies. Or just suicide yourself cause you don't have any Firearms and shit (If you're stupid.)

Real or Fake my mouth.

 

[Rheiko]

tips for mortals, use make-up and pretend to be a zombie
i guarantee you won't be killed, you'll be eaten

 

[Daffa]

That's why studying [Magic] is important for this kind of stuff for mortals.

 

[Rheiko]

i don't need magic
what's the fun of virtual RPG if you can't act by your own?
physical attack is fun for virtual RPG
and i am now inside a Virtual MMORPG

 

[Roland]

Can you close this Non-sense thread? Please?

 

[Daffa]

Rheiko
Magic is an element of Power, with Magic, you can make your physical attack deadly and recover your wounds quickly.

Roland
Seconded, Let's burn this.

 

[Rheiko]

i wish i can do that, Rolling Land

Edit:
@Daffa
Still, not fun at all..

 

[chobibo]

Argue not living flesh, mage or virtual, the undead shall rip you apart, tis a promise. We are the hunters and you are the prey.

 

[Rheiko]

they can't go inside the game like i did

 

[chobibo]

The dead are resourceful. We are hunters and you are our prey. We exist to kill our prey, whatever the cost.

 

[Daffa]

chobibo
I shall punish the dead with the magic of law and light.
Darkness are always meant to fall.

Rheiko
And get killed by the game? What will that do any good?

Thread
Let's stop this nonsense thread. Honestly, I am really getting interested to turn this into a random debate thread

 

[Rheiko]

i will live inside the game with my lovely asuna, forever

 

[chobibo]

Ok zombies, pack up! Party's over haha!

 

[Xonok]

Being undead doesn't lock me out from the power of the light, quite the contrary, cos I'm doing good things.

 

[Nuclear]

Zombie survival tip for winter: go inside and wait few hours until the zombies freeze.

Zombie survival tip for summer: go inside and wait few days until the zombies rot and fall apart.

General tip: wait until nature takes care of them, this should happen in less than a week regardless of the season.

 

[Magtheridon96]

This crap again?