Zombie Apocalypse - Will you survive?

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Take the zombie apocalypse survival fitness test at your school today!

Zombies are a very real threat to today's society. Always keep a shotgun handy at home, and have your bunker filled with at least a month of provisions! Don't forget, zombies are alerady dead, so shooting them is only a temporary annoyance!

 

[Videosurfer101]

I wouldn't worry about it, we have the zombie survival handbook in case we ever need it.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

I don't need to panic if it happens in your America.

Except if you try to come to us with infected refuge ships.

 

[Velmarshal]

OMG a zombie nation?!

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Not really a zombie nation, but when something bad (example; Z0MBEHS) then people tend to run hard. Trying to find the nearest ferry, boat, plane, car etc and etc transportation to get off that damn continent. And off course, the wounded/infected people try also to get on board and evolve there to a brain eating zombie where it gets the change to devour thousands of people on one silly boat, that was supposed to head to -for example- EUROPE.

 

[cool_is_i]

Lmfao
I woudent be surprised if he actually said that.

 

[Zombie]

George Bush speaks the truth. I'm gonna invite some of my buddies and destroy the world. Better prepare...

[I think this thread belongs to SE]

 

[Zorga]

Haha Made me laugh. I needed it today ^^, so much damn homework. + Rep for it ;P

 

[annoying]

I think that zombies are a very real threat to society, and to the American way of life. Therefore, we should keep president Bush in the White House until we think that the zombies are no longer a threat.

And furthermore, SE.

 

[Deitri]

LMAO, i love Bush.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

BREAKING NEWS


Zombie outbreak in France. The LHC is apparently the cause. British and American governments suggest nuclear culling of Europe.

 

[redmarine]

BREAKING NEWS


Zombie outbreak in France. The LHC is apparently the cause. British and American governments suggest nuclear culling of Europe.

Aww, that is just retared. Now I'll never be able to visit France...

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Aww, that is just retared. Now I'll never be able to visit France...

I can tell you, from living there for a few years, you're not missing anything but really really really good food.

 

[Dreadnought[dA]]

They have objectives
They are a threat
They are real

The stock market is going to drop 1000 points after this announcement (partially because Bush spoke in the daytime)

 

[xXx-Tricky-xXx]

I can tell you, from living there for a few years, you're not missing anything but really really really good food.

that has a 1 in 3 chance of killing you

 

[wugiboy]

rofl at teh vid

ok call me paranoid but ever since I was 14 and watching a series of zombie movies(resident evil/shaun of teh dead/dawn of teh dead/28 days l8r) I'd usually lock my room every time I sleep at night..

and tbh with all the shit China is playing around with like weird chemicals in milk and candies and stuffed toys .. they are bound to accidentally cause somewhat of a zombie outbreak.. not playing into stereotypes or anything but yeh I am freaking paranoid about this issue