Real (No Fake) Tips to survive on a Zombie Apocalypse

[Karassu]

Hey guys! I'm an epic person who want to share some epic tips to survive on a Zombie Apocalypse!

If you don't believe me, then I'll prove myself to you. Here are the proofs:
I played Biohazard/Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, and Zombie Rape hentai games.
Do you believe me now?

Okay, here are the tips:
1: DO NOT barricade your house. Why? 'cause if the zombies gets in, you wont be able to bunny hop and dodge them. So for your own safety, DO NOT barricade your house.
2: Kill all your friends! One of your friends might have been bitten by the zombie ants, so kill them all before they turn into zombies.
3: Kill as many zombies as you can. So you get high score.
4: Talk like a real guy. You need to sound like a hero when speaking, this will add effects to your zombie apocalypse experience.
5: Be keen eyed. You need sharp eyes to see if there's a chick out there. Save her and you'll get the happy ending (and happy meal if you're lucky)
6: Be epic like me! If you're epic like me, you'll survive!

Hope I helped! (I know I helped you a lot, I'm just being humble)

 

[chobibo]

Nice tips, thanks.