Zombie Plan?

[Skycraft]

Um, I think it's beginning. Check the news: CDC Warns Public to Prepare For Zombie Apocalypse

Clearly they have no idea that Shotguns > Zombies.

 

[Dr Super Good]

Alternativly we could all become necromancers. Everyone knows Zombies are such low tier they must always folow the orders of a necromancer.

Or we could do what the heroes in resident evil did... Get the Incredible Hulk to smash zombies!

 

[TwistedImage]

Zombies in the traditional sense are physically impossible in this universe.

Ugh.

No, they are not. Physically. Impossible.

They are biologically impossible, per the definitions of life as it exists on our Earth.

 

[Hugomath]

One word: Guns

 

[Urwaldbewohner]

I call him:

 

[johnbriner]

Well, I don't have any idea, but I guess I'll just stay at home and wait for them as they go infront of my house! LOL! XD

 

[Alain.Mark]

Zombie Survival Sheet Template. Anyone?

This

 

[indomitable1319]

I blame my ping!

 

[Varine]

http://www.missilebases.com/adironback

That.

Secondary plan is run like fuck to Greenland.

 

[Boris_Spider]

Recruit the radical Islamic terrorists! The like to blow themselves up, so no fear of them joining zombie ranks, and readily target large groups. They also have no problem with suicide runs, don't need to be paid/fed/sheltered. Could even serve as the perfect bait, to set traps for non-suicidal non-zombies.

See? Nothing's all bad...

//\\^^//\\

 

[Varine]

Chances are they would just kill you.

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

It is said that you can create a black hole using the formula by dividing 0 by 0.
And it is even more impossible to reverse the process of creating a black hole.
We can simply divide 0 by 0 and create a black hole, please note that the speed of thinking is faster than the speed of light by a few million times.
If we travel at the speed of thinking, we will not be affected by the black hole created by us.
Now, the zombies are doom'd for, even if they are very smart, they will take years to reverse the process of creating a black hole.
Animals are impossible for them to catch as they must get very close which by then, the animal would have killed them or escaped.
Thus, homo sapiens sapiens would have achieve victory and survive the apocalypse while again, the mutation of homo sapiens sapiens, zombies, would have starved to death or become vegetarians and start eating plants to survive, and vegetarians are usually friendly.

 

[Varine]

It's not dividing 0 by 0, it's just dividing by 0. Although in Calc you can express it as a limit approaching infinity.

With that aside, how big of a black hole are we talking?

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

It's not dividing 0 by 0, it's just dividing by 0. Although in Calc you can express it as a limit approaching infinity.

With that aside, how big of a black hole are we talking?

Big enough to engulf the whole Earth into another universe.

 

[Alain.Mark]

This how i roll

 

[Varine]

I would be a god....

Hidden

 

[Marsal]

Template. Yo.

 

[Varine]

Big enough to engulf the whole Earth into another universe.

Missed this from my last post and I know not many people probably care, but a black hole the mass of Earth would be less than two centimeters in diameter. So TECHNICALLY, it might be possible that there is one bouncing around somewhere here and we don't know about it. So in the event we find you should pop and be like "TOLD YOU SO!" Then say something demeaning of science.

 

[Marsal]

The set.

Brace for the (e)pic

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

Missed this from my last post and I know not many people probably care, but a black hole the mass of Earth would be less than two centimeters in diameter. So TECHNICALLY, it might be possible that there is one bouncing around somewhere here and we don't know about it. So in the event we find you should pop and be like "TOLD YOU SO!" Then say something demeaning of science.

You see, clearly, valve, the gaming company, also emphasis that science is useless and only aperture science is good enough to create a black hole, we do not need to find a black hole. "Portal", shows how aperture science is being applied, earning our trust to aperture science.
If aperture science is able to create 2 portals that is linked together.
Isn't creating a black hole easier? I mean, anynumber/0 is a simple question when you make use of aperture science.
Thus,
zombie < science
science < aperture science.
There are also alter ways of defeating zombies, using physics science [you can ask TRD], guns.
But it isn't a good way as, again, science < aperture science.

 

[The Reborn Devil]

A black hole cannot have the same mass as the Earth. It must have a mass which is 10 times that of our Sun.

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

A black hole cannot have the same mass as the Earth. It must have a mass which is 10 times that of our Sun.

Aperture science can do that.

 

[The Reborn Devil]

Aperture science can do that.

No, they can't. If it has too low mass then its force of gravity is too low to compress it into a tiny ball, or a black hole if you wish.

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

No, they can't. If it has too low mass then its force of gravity is too low to compress it into a tiny ball, or a black hole if you wish.

We can use aperture science portal gun to escape, as you see in portal 2, you can "portal gun" the moon.
And thus, escaping from Earth.

 

[The Reborn Devil]

And why are you bringing that up? I thought we were talking about black holes.

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

And why are you bringing that up? I thought we were talking about black holes.

Portal guns > black holes
Simply because portal guns can create things while black hole is something that is created.

 

[indomitable1319]

The Solution to all of our problems.

 

[Marsal]

The solution to all our problems:

Kick-ass movement speed.
Self heal.
Shield.
Lightning.

 

[Alain.Mark]

The magical solution to all of our problems:

Spoiler

Friendship

 

[Marsal]

Be friends with the one who want to eat your brain ^;^
Aw how naive.

 

[Deolrin]

The REAL Solution

Watch and learn, everybody. Waaatch and learn.

 

[Dromlexer]

Black Holes + Black Holes = Wormhole
Many scientist talking about a lot about it.
To much Portal 2, Gmod and L4D reference's here.
I'm not going to kill just flee with some goddamn tasty food and a bat with spikes and other stuff.
EDIT:

My sheet

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

The REAL Solution

Watch and learn, everybody. Waaatch and learn.

<3
But you need more cakez.

 

[Tleno]

The REAL Solution

Watch and learn, everybody. Waaatch and learn.

<3
But you need more cakez.

Cake would be an excelent melee weapon.

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

Cake would be an excelent melee weapon.

No, it would feed the zombies and they will have sugar rush, it's a very bad melee weapon, it should be eaten by us so we can get energy to run away from zombies.

 

[TwistedImage]

How are we gonna eat the cake when the cake is a lie?

(mandatory)

 

[Marc Mamales]

i will stay on my swimming pool. (Zombies cant swim)

 

[Alain.Mark]

i will stay on my swimming pool. (Zombies cant swim)

But they wont need oxygen either, they will just walk towards you in the middle of your pool, taking no chances their "Zombie Virus (Solanum)" will infect you, unfortunately...

SOLANUM WILL KILL US ALL

 

[supertoinkz]

Orly.

 

[Marsal]

Haha oh wow. I smell win

 

[Coolty44]

i will stay on my swimming pool. (Zombies cant swim)

Pool's closed.

I still stick by my original statement that I will survive based on the fact that nothing bad happens in Canada.

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

Do take note that zombies are half dead and half alive, so half of their brain is still functioning, they can still drive plane but it's like them driving a plane with one eye open, one hand and one leg. Also, remember to aim at the alive parts and not the dead parts, some zombie's head is dead, so you need a guide to see which part is dead or alive.

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Firstly, when something is dead, it will rot.
Secondly, when something is dead, it will not be able to move.
Thirdly, if something is alive, it will need oxygen.

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Apparently, zombies who don't need air might have their lungs dead.
Also, zombies who can't think might have their brain dead, not the whole brain, just the parts that is needed for thinking.

 

[Dromlexer]

I got some reasons why people turns into zombies according to the games/movies:
Reasons:______________Example of a game/movie

Awfully infectious flu (with mutation): Left 4 Dead (Green Flu)
Awfully infectious flu (brain sickness): Dead Rising 2 (Zombies)
Necromancy: ?????
Extraterrestrial necromancy: ?????
Synthesised Victims: Mass Effect 2 (Husks)
Incorrect Behaviour: ????? (?????)
Mutated Humans: The Hive (Mutants (aka Zombies))

Edit: Fixed

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

I got some reasons why people turns into zombies according to the games/movies:
Reasons:______________Example of a game/movie

Awfully infectious flu (with mutation): Left 4 Dead (Green Flu)
Awfully infectious flu (brain sickness): Dead Rising 2 (Zombies)
Necromancy: Warcraft 3 (Undead Race)
Extraterrestrial necromancy: Dead Space 1/2 (All sorts zombies)
Synthesised Victims: Mass Effect 2 (Husks)
Incorrect Behaviour: ????? (?????)
Mutated Humans: The Hive (Mutants (aka Zombies))

Zombies are half dead and half alive, dead space 1/2 doesn't have zombies, those are demons, get your facts right.
Warcraft 3's zombie is not necromancy, wc3 zombies is from infection spreaded. Do you play the campaign? <_<
Mutation of humans are often caused by genes being destroyed and changed, and the genes of turning humans into zombie is to make them half dead and half alive, which I don't know how the hell they do that.

 

[Dromlexer]

Zombies are half dead and half alive, dead space 1/2 doesn't have zombies, those are demons, get your facts right.
Warcraft 3's zombie is not necromancy, wc3 zombies is from infection spreaded. Do you play the campaign? <_<
Mutation of humans are often caused by genes being destroyed and changed, and the genes of turning humans into zombie is to make them half dead and half alive, which I don't know how the hell they do that.

Fixed

I played WC3 Campaign a long time ago whole of the campaign plus the expansion campaign.

In The Hive there a company who kidnaps and lie people with a advertising about their "treatment" make fat or weak people to stronger stylish muscular people. It did but it didn't last long. They deformed then mutated into zombies. The only thing which make them act as zombies. They die only if you blast their heads off. They are immune to fire if not shooting the head. They don't care the pain when hit, as like the zombies from L4d.

 

[Deolrin]

Zombies in Warcraft 3 spawned from a plague created by the Cult of the Damned that swept through Lordaeron, ravaging the cities and villages and creating an army of undead.

 

[The_Silent]

Zombies are half dead and half alive,.

According to what, i've read tons of zombie fiction, and never EVER heard that explanation.

Warcraft 3's zombie is not necromancy, wc3 zombies is from infection spreaded. Do you play the campaign? <_<.

Have you? The plague was engineered by Cult of the damned, a bunch of necromancers <_<

Mutation of humans are often caused by genes being destroyed and changed

Mutation is not caused by genes being destroyed...

Dromlexer: you forgot all about rabies mutations, parasites, chemicals and so forth...

 

[Alain.Mark]

The perfect answer for this argument

Spoiler

SOLANUM

 

[Dromlexer]

Dromlexer: you forgot all about rabies mutations, parasites, chemicals and so forth...

No I didn't but I didn't think that before.
The L4d's flu is based on rabies so I don't need add that more (Rabies are a dangerous brain sickness)
Silent Hill have some parasited humans which act like zombies by their behaviour.
Some chemicals can do mutations
I played Warcraft 3 a long time ago. So I forgot all of the story. =/

Have you? The plague was engineered by Cult of the damned, a bunch of necromancers <_<

Right on.
Ghouls are a short of zombies
and abominations too. Why?: Because they made off dead rotten meat then revived by the necromancers.

 

[snowman990]

Sing like the dramaqueen