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When you die, your body will fertilize a tree, and then a human will cut down the tree, sell it, and the Bible will be printed on you. In which case the Bible will be burned as Hitler Jr. comes to power and starts killing all Christians since they are the cause of all evil. Afterward, the ashes (you) will then fertilize a man eating plant that will consume Hitler Jr. and therefore you will have been turned into a cannibal. Upon Hitler Jr. being consumed, Christians will take their revenge on all who believe in a flying spaghetti monster being the creator of the universe. The FSM disciples will pray to the pasta for help, and nothing will happen until they're all dead. No more pirates will exist and global warming + hurricanes + earthquakes will consume the earth. And thus, by your death do you condemn all of humanity to die! Cockroaches will be the only surviving species with plenty of food to eat (humans anyone?). Since God doesn't like Cockroaches even though he created them, he will turn them into pillars of salt. Plants will then die from too much salt in the soil and the earth will become a barren wasteland. Good day