Poetry thread.

[TheDivineBoss]

Let's stuff up this thread with all kinds of poetry and stuff
but it wont probally be enough.
This thread is so cool
and will rule.
I bet this poetrybattle will get tough.


Here, this link will be your aid
as it displayed.
Type in your desired word
and get your request answered.
So what are you waiting for, get your poetry made!






I've been awhile on this machine
watching this girl on the screen.
Li is actually nice
but her body wont suffice.
Because she's only fourteen.


MasterHaosis, ah you're here
haven't seen you in a year.
How does it go
or are you just for the show?
Our conversation's future is unclear.

 

[HappyTauren]

fail?

 

[Devine]

Ah Happy Tauren, no this doesnt fail.
I should hit you with a flail.
Don't be such a fool.
This is cool.
way to go TDB, Hail!

 

[TheDivineBoss]

fail?

Only stupid people like you wont rhyme
now if you excuse me, I have no time
Please get out of this nice little thread
you stupid cow-coed.
Oh, be right back, it's now lunchtime.

 

[CrazyChao]

Love is like a flower; even the most beautiful kind dies.

 

[donut3.5]

..do you only know limericks or something?
Also, people tend to make their own threads for decent and serious poetry in the Writing Forum.
I see no point in this whatsoever. (considering the thread maker, I shouldn't be surprised though >.>)
--donut3.5--

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Roses are red, violets are blue

Now shut the fuck up and get me a coffee

 

[MasterHaosis]

Hey my people you rock!
Any of idiots you can block,
And those Juries, they suck,
more than EA games and duck!

 

[Huurka]

And here we go again.

 

[RunBa]

and here we go again until Jury of Awesomeness stop disturbing MasterHaosis.
no way this can end in their (your) favor.

 

[StasMaN]

This thread is not a fail
StasMaN is here , everyone hail
Guys I love all your rhymes
But as we all know , these are hard times .

HT hates this thread ,
But I dunno why
To all of the haters
Go away and die !!!


StasMaN

 

[Aeroblyctos]

We are the chosen ones, we sacrifice our blood,
We kill for honour
We are the holy ones, our armour stained with blood,
We killed the dragon

In glory we return, our destination's end,
We slayed the dragon
No more living in fear it's time to raise our king,
We made it happen, we're the chosen ones

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Again I say, Stfu monkey slave
Or what ever the fuck your friends call you, what is it, dave?

Get me my fucking coffee.

 

[Ash]

Hey my people you rock!
Any of idiots you can block,
And those Juries, they suck,
more than EA games and duck!

Free verse?
I think,
You need,
A shrink,
For Haosis,
man,
you sound stupid!

~ Poets of the Hive ~

 

[Steel_Stallion]

===Awesome poem===

*beat box*










Get me some fucking coffee.

 

[Joe-black-5]

The cat
is on the Mat

 

[Ash]

===Awesome poem===

*beat box*










Get me some fucking coffee.

Man your mad,
slightly more than a tad,
for poems,
your posts,
are not!

~ Poets of the Hive ~

 

[Ash]

I say,
dear hive,
we'll all rhyme,
and jhyme,
all the way to our group.

Double post,
this is worthy,
it's not destruction derby,
for I think,
this could be,
rather quint.

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/groups/~+poets+++hive+~/

~ Poets of the Hive ~

 

[redmarine]

Roses are red, violets are blue

But a face like yours belongs to a zoo
don't be mad don't be blue
Frankenstein was ugly too
---
I see your face when I'm dreamn
That's why I always wake up screamin'

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Man your mad,
slightly more than a tad,
for poems,
your posts,
are not!

~ Poets of the Hive ~

Stfu monkey slave
Money for bananas you should save
Get me some decaf, and some cream
Call up your jury team

and make it 10 folds decaf


Where is my fucking coffee?

 

[Zombie]

Ash is propably drunk again
Went to a party with Gord'n Freeman
Had time to drink some beer
From awl'd Freeman's footgear
Grabbed the crowbar
And smashed down the bar
An old lady call'd the police
But the fighting just didn't cease
Ash and Freeman killed them all
Then played Super Smash brawl
Na Zdarovje!


Inspired by Ash's title.

 

[Huurka]

Coffee is not the best thing.

Your head might start aching.

Then you will start bashing.

Bashing will lead to banning.


Don't take too much.

People might want to touch.

Your awesome beard.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Coffee is not the best thing.

Your head might start aching.

Then you will start bashing.

Bashing will lead to banning.


Don't take too much.

People might want to touch.

Your awesome beard.

Too many

Too many monkey slaves
1 monkey slave, 2 monkey slave, 3 monkey slaves, four
Do I even need fucking more?
All I want is decaf afterall.
Cream or double, its your call.

Now get me my fucking coffee

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Guys, stop your flaming and have my advice
flaming aint fun or nice
Because trolling and such aint fun
and it cannot be undone.
And it comes at a price.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Guys, stop your flaming and have my advice
flaming aint fun or nice
Because trolling and such aint fun
and it cannot be undone.
And it comes at a price.

"TEEHEE", your so cute
TDB, you make me puke
Your cuddle bunny love has no authority here
Make war not love
War not love

And where the hell is that coffee?

 

[brad.dude03]

All that glitters is not gold; All those who wander are not lost.

 

[luistervink]

Life is a hell
And I'm about to tell
This server is a heaven
And it count's for seven

 

[SuPa-]

We're the Jury of Awesomeness!
We're the best of the best!
We're here to pwn some noobs!
To be better than all the rest!

~ The Jury Of Awesomeness ~
We are here to take over The Hive Workshop!

 

[D a w n]

coffee is tasty, coffee is hot
everyone loves it, it´s even loved by god.

 

[Devine]

Ill take you to the candyshop.
ill let you lick the lollypop.
50 cent we love you ... Not.
even tough your videoclips are Hot.
50 cent why don't you stop?

 

[Gausslander]

The way I see it, this place is dead
From users flaming and pumping others full of led
Everyone's seemed to go mad in the head
And as a great user once said:
"Please post wisely."
-Wolverabid (Pronounce: Wolvera-bed)

 

[lord_ken]

Steel_Stallion coffee ain't money.
You better release that monkey.
Or else take your lunch money.

 

[Gausslander]

only Stupid People Like You Wont Rhyme
Now If You Excuse Me, I Have No Time
Please Get Out Of This Nice Little Thread
You Stupid Cow-coed.
Oh, Be Right Back, It's Now Lunchtime.

guys, Stop Your Flaming And Have My Advice
Flaming Aint Fun Or Nice
Because Trolling And Such Aint Fun
And It Cannot Be Undone.
And It Comes At A Price.

What a hypocritcal contradiction.
I'm striving for this thread to starve to the point of extinction.
The only distinction between you and a scumsucking fish,
Is one of you swims and one of you is a bitch.

 

[~Void~]

Oh noetry, bad poetry!!!

i rly liek narotu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuz he iz rly cool !!!!!!!!!!!
do u gief modulz 4 me ??????
rymes r 4 noobz ................. -.-

(((so iz speling)))

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

You people fail at developing rhymes,
Knowing not stress nor a rhythm at all.
A scat'ring of syllables spilled upon lines,
To call this shit art would make rappers apalled.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Lets see yours then, mr artist.

 

[HappyTauren]

Dude, msbb has written more poems than you will ever be able to count in your life. Plus his power level is over nine thousand. Get ready to get pwnt.

 

[ike_ike]

You people have no tempo. The rhythms of your poems are completely messed up -_-

 

[StasMaN]

Dude, msbb has written more poems than you will ever be able to count in your life. Plus his power level is over nine thousand. Get ready to get pwnt.

Stop being evil
It's not your style
Don't worship devil
And rest for a while

Don't be annoying
Don't act so smart
Guess where I'm going
To the kwik e mart

For girls I'll buy coffee
For boys - magazines
For myself - a mad monkey
And hear the girls scream

MSBB-nice rhyming
But sadly , you phail
I am the StasMaN
Everyone hail

Your rhymes are worthless
Like MSBB said
A Math's test tomorrow
I think I'll be dead


No offence was meant to anyone , also kwik e mart is a mall from Simpsons

 

[MasterHaosis]

Hahahaha this was awesome! I know StasMaN hides artist talent in himself!
Anyway Steel_Stallion I give you that fucking coofee... Drink man, just drink bUUAaaaa

 

[FreshMobster]

Some scrimble:

Hey n1gger,
Do not linger
Like a white-ass rapper pretender!
Be fast
To take out the straps
And blast the fools ass!
Before he counts the last seconds
That you have to surive,
And minutes
In which you have to memorize all things
That were not written down by your own HAND!

 

[Joe-black-5]

isnt Nigger a racist word to say about black people?

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Joe black has spoken.

 

[StasMaN]

Some scrimble:

Hey nigger
Do not linger
Like a white-ass rapper pretender!
Be fast
To take out the straps
And blast the fools ass!
Before he counts the last seconds
That you have to surive,
And minutes
In which you have to memorize all things
That were not written down by your own HAND!

Watch your tongue
Name calling's wrong
If you are in Hive
Then learn how to Rhyme

Hive's people are great
But there are some I hate
For example CG
For him it should be GG

 

[annoying]

Here comes the one
That you without are none
Coming to save thee
So please go WEEEEEE!!!!111oneone
For here I come.

 

[Ash]

If I didn't care for fun and such,
I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.

Dorothy Parker for the fucking win.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Today is th' day that w' can talk like pirates yarr,
Rum and wenches we like to have in our hands
So what are you waiting for? Let's go to the tavern or bar!
We party like Jack Sparrow
Like to do the limbo.
Because we are pirates for life and we like ale!
And having our ships at sail.

 

[StasMaN]

Is this thread dieing ?
I dun think so
Then why are you crying ?
Cuz I ate your goat ?

I'm not lechupakabra
But I love fresh meat
Say Abra-Kadabra
Isn't that neat ?



Random rhymes xD

 

[lord_ken]

I see blood all over the floor once StasMan rhymes.
Heck, Is the poopdeck down the 2 halls?
I need a bucket.
And don't forget a jacket!
StasMan please change your title
Hell, It doesn't even rhyme!

 

[StasMaN]

I clearly wrote that they are random rhymes
Do not cry , I do that all the time
Your rhyme does suck , why can't you use your head ?
Now leave this thread , and go to bed





Note.: omfg , you rhymed bucket with a jacket xD