Poetry thread.

[StasMaN]

I am sorry for double posting
But this is what I gotta do
What should I use for image hosting ?
Is photobucket good for you ?

They provide alot of space
And allow you to make galleries
But I need uploading with haste
Since sitting gives me calories ;D


another random rhyme xD

 

[nastyboy_44]

hi i'm nastyboy_44
and i'm an attention whore
my mouth has many sore
and many more.

I have dandruff
I ate jigglipuff
my butt is rough
gimme some muff

 

[StasMaN]

Nastyboy's annoying
He doesn't know where this is going
I will use my banhammer
And kill that lousy rapper xD

 

[nastyboy_44]

Shut up, StasMan
I'll hit you with a spinning fan
Slash you with a burning stick
then you will die, stupid freak.

Stop rhyming against me
it is not funny
you are not being clever
oh, sorry, you have been never

 

[StasMaN]

You have tried rhyming
Words Me and Funny
You should start crying
For being a dummy !!!

no offence was ment btw

 

[StasMaN]

Nobody's posting
Is this thread dieing ?
What's the best hosting ?
And I'm not whining

I am double posting
But for a purpose
This thread is awesome
I don't want it to die


Couldn't think of a word to rhyme with purpose xD

 

[donut3.5]

[gayrhymes]Did you really double post twice,
That sir is truly quite the vice.
Neg rep is what I should give you,
You should stop bumping, that is true[/gayrhymes]

Seriously, that's your warning.
--donut3.5--

 

[StasMaN]

Oh come on don't be so bossy
Double posting is not noisy
Topic bump is not a crime
So come on , just let me rhyme

 

[Gausslander]

Or... you could shut the fuck up and stop spamming a spam thread.

 

[StasMaN]

Scyth Master don't be jerkish
You are acting kinda perkish
This thread is made for all great poets
You want me to stop ? Oh noes

 

[Gausslander]

Or... you could shut the fuck up and stop spamming a spam thread.

Spoken by a true poet.

 

[StasMaN]

Did you just quote your own message ?

 

[Gausslander]

The only one I can trust, the only intelligent one here, yes.

 

[StasMaN]

The only one you can trust (possibly)
Intelligent (sarcasm) ;]

 

[Gausslander]

See I'd be alright with you questioning my honesty, because I'm a liar, I do it for sport.

But my intelligence you may not, and this isn't a rhyme. This is a goodbye.

 

[StasMaN]

Goodbye then and dude , about intelligence , it was a joke , don't take it personaly

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Noes (Nose, Knows)
Poets

Don't rhyme StasMan. Lol...

 

[Voidwalker]

Operator turn main screen on
Set up us the bomb, someone has
You are on the way to destruction
All your base are belong to us

 

[Joe-black-5]

The mat
is on the cat

 

[Volvox]

There once was a woman bright,
she traveled at the speed of light,
she left today in a relative way
and came home yesterday.
Quantum mechanics ftw!

 

[Ash]

And so your life,
has failed,
you've made the progress of,
a snail!

Don't worry,
you'll get your revenge,
we're all equal,
in the end.

YouTube - tiger lillies-crack of doom

 

[icecream_pirate]

I fell on a cookie
I rode a lamb
I stepped on some dookie
I wiped it on Sam.

my apologies to Sam

 

[nastyboy_44]

Lame rhyme is lame
that's your shame
think about it, pirate
before it's to late

 

[StasMaN]

Every time I start to rhyme
Somebody commits a crime
I wish I could control time
Then I would control the Hive !!!

 

[HappyTauren]

dude, you seriously fail at rythm.

 

[frostwhisper]

Curtain closes, take a bow,
'Cause you've proven that you suck.
You should really know by now
That you don't mix talent up with luck.

 

[Devine]

you made some fancy art,
but i wont give a shit.
So if so spam that hard.
Il hammer you in the pit.
Because...
When you Spamm,
i'll ban you forever,
Then whell be fine together.
You can stand under my banhammer Hammer E E E you can stand under my banhammer hammer hammer E E E E Ee.

Totally writen by me, credits if used (lol)

 

[Coconut-NL]

At this point your life is a total waste,
all God did to make you was copy and paste.
All you do is replying on Hive,
and you can only dream of a wife.
But when you dream it is very sick,
I almost puke of what you do with your (***Censored***)

Greetz Coco..

 

[frostwhisper]

To all the wannabe poets in this thread (Stasman especially):

Goodness, sir! Please walk away,
Before I slit and rip your neck.
Oh and, good sir, if you may.
You could just go right straight to heck.

Don't you know? You can't astound
A user symbolized by me!
For you, good sir, are always bound
To keep up with your fail spree.

You're not a poet. Nor a dude.
You're narcissist, childish, clearly dumb.
Your rhymes are silly, lame and crude.
Don't hang 'round here, go suck your thumb.

 

[Rao Dao Zao]

For fuck's sake,
Give him a break,
You aresehole.

 

[frostwhisper]

How long did it take,
For you to make,
That piece of shit,
You bloody git?

 

[Ash]

Poets of the Hive,
Poets of the Hive,
Where for art thou,
Poets of the Hive?

Not here,
Not here,
Said the man,
To his dear,
Not here,
Not here,
Said the man.

For if you thought that any ran,
You'd be wrong because they don't give a damn.

The poets are quite far away,
The poets are quiet far away,
The Poets of the Hive.

 

[Rao Dao Zao]

Forsooth, it took me
Little more than five se
conds.

 

[Angry_Bovine]

Silly hive-goers,
there are no poets to find
here at hive workshop.

 

[Ash]

Gone are the days,
Of the purple haze.

 

[Devine]

To a dear friend i don't know

oh i wish i met you, my friend
i really do
frostwhisper, btw, get bent
you can only say (***Censored***)

 

[Ash]

Silly hive-goers,
there are no poets to find
here at hive workshop.

Well I say sir!
Sorry, I've got to incur sir!
Where you speaking about yourself there,

Sir?

 

[frostwhisper]

Couldn't resist it xD

Jakshemash, I are a serb.
I live in caves and am superb!
I used to mod a lot of maps,
But got DEMOTED! In all caps.
I then resided in my chat,
But fuckin' spammers ruined that.
So now I rest within mah hole.
I'm stealthed and buried, like a mole.

 

[Ash]

Couldn't resist it xD

Jakshemash, I are a serb.
I live in caves and am superb!
I used to mod a lot of maps,
But got DEMOTED! In all caps.
I then resided in my chat,
But fuckin' spammers ruined that.
So now I rest within mah hole.
I'm stealthed and buried, like a mole.

Jury jury,
damn that jury,
Griffen, Frostwhisper and Ash.

Burn them all down to the ground,
because man are they the crap.

They steal my positions,
and my power,
they took it all away,
for man that jury man they suck,
and, as for me, I'm a duck!

 

[LiOneSS]

I am so depressed
My fail, i expressed.
Moderation await icons
and i ran out of tampons :<

 

[Devine]

Tribute to Ash

HEY!
Ash, dumb person english only, okey?
i don't understand a fuck, okey?
don't violate the rules, okey?
because smart 'people's english' is a foreign language, okey?
to comunicate properly with other 'dumb' people, i'm sure you'll find a way.
cause your quite okey.

 

[frostwhisper]

Heh, it's that time of the month...
Damn... I'm such a cunt.


I mean duck.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Your beautiful body is welcomed dearly by me,
your warm, warm glance fills my heart,
I love you, your eyes and your hair.
But honey, would you take a look if dinner's ready?

 

[Ash]

The most beautiful words in the English Language,
What could they be, what could they be?
The sun shines in your eyes,
The moon rises above your sea?

Well, speak for yourself,
and for your health,
for,
to me,
they be:

Cash Enclosed.

 

[Angry_Bovine]

Well I say sir!
Sorry, I've got to incur sir!
Where you speaking about yourself there,

Sir?

Sir? I am truly no sir;
I am no more a sir
than if you had fur
and were a little cur.

 

[LiOneSS]

You need to construct more pylons
to moderate 15 pages of icons.
Oh, life's so cruel and grim!
If i could only have him :<

 

[Devine]

Lio, lio lio ...
don't be depressed, it stinks like deo
(and i mean axe crap)
I'm only asking one thing
and thats rep.
If you have troubles moderating,
moderating icons.
Complain to ralle and please
take my tampons D:

 

[Ash]

Sir? I am truly no sir;
I am no more a sir
than if you had fur
and were a little cur.

Your insults are trivial,
your poems weak,
Jeez take a break,
before you begin to weep.

No poets in the hive you say?
No poets in the hive you say?!
You statement,
just proved wrong.

For way to shoot yourself in the back,
it's a shame you missed your arse crack.

 

[frostwhisper]

Sucks.

Just my five bucks.

 

[LiOneSS]

Ah, thanks for the stuff my dear,
and-about ralle- don't have fear
I'll try talking to him
seems life isn't so cruel and grim