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Poetry thread.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by TheDivineBoss, Sep 17, 2008.

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  1. FreshMobster

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    Some scrimble:

    Hey n1gger,
    Do not linger
    Like a white-ass rapper pretender!
    Be fast
    To take out the straps
    And blast the fools ass!
    Before he counts the last seconds
    That you have to surive,
    And minutes
    In which you have to memorize all things
    That were not written down by your own HAND!
     
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  2. Joe-black-5

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    isnt Nigger a racist word to say about black people?
     
  3. Steel_Stallion

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    Joe black has spoken.
     
  4. StasMaN

    StasMaN

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    Watch your tongue
    Name calling's wrong
    If you are in Hive
    Then learn how to Rhyme

    Hive's people are great
    But there are some I hate
    For example CG
    For him it should be GG
     
  5. annoying

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    Here comes the one
    That you without are none
    Coming to save thee
    So please go WEEEEEE!!!!111oneone
    For here I come.
     
  6. Ash

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    If I didn't care for fun and such,
    I'd probably amount to much.
    But I shall stay the way I am,
    Because I do not give a damn.

    Dorothy Parker for the fucking win.
     
  7. TheDivineBoss

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    Today is th' day that w' can talk like pirates yarr,
    Rum and wenches we like to have in our hands
    So what are you waiting for? Let's go to the tavern or bar!
    We party like Jack Sparrow
    Like to do the limbo.
    Because we are pirates for life and we like ale!
    And having our ships at sail.
     
  8. StasMaN

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    Is this thread dieing ?
    I dun think so
    Then why are you crying ?
    Cuz I ate your goat ?

    I'm not lechupakabra
    But I love fresh meat
    Say Abra-Kadabra
    Isn't that neat ?



    Random rhymes xD
     
  9. lord_ken

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    I see blood all over the floor once StasMan rhymes.
    Heck, Is the poopdeck down the 2 halls?
    I need a bucket.
    And don't forget a jacket!
    StasMan please change your title
    Hell, It doesn't even rhyme!
     
  10. StasMaN

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    I clearly wrote that they are random rhymes
    Do not cry , I do that all the time
    Your rhyme does suck , why can't you use your head ?
    Now leave this thread , and go to bed





    Note.: omfg , you rhymed bucket with a jacket xD
     
  11. StasMaN

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    I am sorry for double posting
    But this is what I gotta do
    What should I use for image hosting ?
    Is photobucket good for you ?

    They provide alot of space
    And allow you to make galleries
    But I need uploading with haste
    Since sitting gives me calories ;D


    another random rhyme xD
     
  12. nastyboy_44

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    hi i'm nastyboy_44
    and i'm an attention whore
    my mouth has many sore
    and many more.

    I have dandruff
    I ate jigglipuff
    my butt is rough
    gimme some muff
     
  13. StasMaN

    StasMaN

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    Nastyboy's annoying
    He doesn't know where this is going
    I will use my banhammer
    And kill that lousy rapper xD
     
  14. nastyboy_44

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    Shut up, StasMan
    I'll hit you with a spinning fan
    Slash you with a burning stick
    then you will die, stupid freak.

    Stop rhyming against me
    it is not funny
    you are not being clever
    oh, sorry, you have been never
     
  15. StasMaN

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    You have tried rhyming
    Words Me and Funny
    You should start crying
    For being a dummy !!!

    no offence was ment btw
     
  16. StasMaN

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    Nobody's posting
    Is this thread dieing ?
    What's the best hosting ?
    And I'm not whining

    I am double posting
    But for a purpose
    This thread is awesome
    I don't want it to die


    Couldn't think of a word to rhyme with purpose xD
     
  17. donut3.5

    donut3.5

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    [gayrhymes]Did you really double post twice,
    That sir is truly quite the vice.
    Neg rep is what I should give you,
    You should stop bumping, that is true[/gayrhymes]

    Seriously, that's your warning.
    --donut3.5--
     
  18. StasMaN

    StasMaN

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    Oh come on don't be so bossy
    Double posting is not noisy
    Topic bump is not a crime
    So come on , just let me rhyme
     
  19. Gausslander

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    Or... you could shut the fuck up and stop spamming a spam thread.
     
  20. StasMaN

    StasMaN

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    Scyth Master don't be jerkish
    You are acting kinda perkish
    This thread is made for all great poets
    You want me to stop ? Oh noes
     
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