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Poetry thread.

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I am sorry for double posting
But this is what I gotta do
What should I use for image hosting ?
Is photobucket good for you ?

They provide alot of space
And allow you to make galleries
But I need uploading with haste
Since sitting gives me calories ;D


another random rhyme xD
 
you made some fancy art,
but i wont give a shit.
So if so spam that hard.
Il hammer you in the pit.
Because...
When you Spamm,
i'll ban you forever,
Then whell be fine together.
You can stand under my banhammer Hammer E E E you can stand under my banhammer hammer hammer E E E E Ee.

Totally writen by me, credits if used (lol)
 
At this point your life is a total waste,
all God did to make you was copy and paste.
All you do is replying on Hive,
and you can only dream of a wife.
But when you dream it is very sick,
I almost puke of what you do with your (***Censored***)

Greetz Coco..
 
To all the wannabe poets in this thread (Stasman especially):

Goodness, sir! Please walk away,
Before I slit and rip your neck.
Oh and, good sir, if you may.
You could just go right straight to heck.

Don't you know? You can't astound
A user symbolized by me!
For you, good sir, are always bound
To keep up with your fail spree.

You're not a poet. Nor a dude.
You're narcissist, childish, clearly dumb.
Your rhymes are silly, lame and crude.
Don't hang 'round here, go suck your thumb.
 
Poets of the Hive,
Poets of the Hive,
Where for art thou,
Poets of the Hive?

Not here,
Not here,
Said the man,
To his dear,
Not here,
Not here,
Said the man.

For if you thought that any ran,
You'd be wrong because they don't give a damn.

The poets are quite far away,
The poets are quiet far away,
The Poets of the Hive.
 
frostwhisper said:
Couldn't resist it xD

Jakshemash, I are a serb.
I live in caves and am superb!
I used to mod a lot of maps,
But got DEMOTED! In all caps.
I then resided in my chat,
But fuckin' spammers ruined that.
So now I rest within mah hole.
I'm stealthed and buried, like a mole.
Click to expand...

Jury jury,
damn that jury,
Griffen, Frostwhisper and Ash.

Burn them all down to the ground,
because man are they the crap.

They steal my positions,
and my power,
they took it all away,
for man that jury man they suck,
and, as for me, I'm a duck!
 
Tribute to Ash

HEY!
Ash, dumb person english only, okey?
i don't understand a fuck, okey?
don't violate the rules, okey?
because smart 'people's english' is a foreign language, okey?
to comunicate properly with other 'dumb' people, i'm sure you'll find a way.
cause your quite okey.
 
Your beautiful body is welcomed dearly by me,
your warm, warm glance fills my heart,
I love you, your eyes and your hair.
But honey, would you take a look if dinner's ready?
 
The most beautiful words in the English Language,
What could they be, what could they be?
The sun shines in your eyes,
The moon rises above your sea?

Well, speak for yourself,
and for your health,
for,
to me,
they be:

Cash Enclosed.
 
Angry_Bovine said:
Sir? I am truly no sir;
I am no more a sir
than if you had fur
and were a little cur.
Click to expand...

Your insults are trivial,
your poems weak,
Jeez take a break,
before you begin to weep.

No poets in the hive you say?
No poets in the hive you say?!
You statement,
just proved wrong.

For way to shoot yourself in the back,
it's a shame you missed your arse crack.
 
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