Directive255 the Cakemaster: "I am the only one TRUE Cakemaster! Show those Charlie Arygos Cake Minions that Charlie Mythic is not worthy to be the Cakemaster!"
*Artilleries and SCUD Launchers get in range of Charlie Arygos wall*
*Artilleries shoot cannons to Charlie Arygos Walls, SCUD Launchers destroying the walls and nearby Arygos structure*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Charlie Mythic, you're a relic, a stubborn ghost of the past age!"
Sabercake: "Charlie Mythic, bow before Regime Haruhi Fujioka and Directive255 the Real Cakemaster's almighty wills!"
Charlie Mythic: "Charlie? What the fuck is the word 'Charlie'?"
Charlie Mythic: "Those insults......he's destroying my yard. I shall call the cats. And my champion -- Stella, too."
Illidan: "I'll capture you, Stella!"
Charlie Stella: "Oh, come on, make love with me!"
Lady Vashj: "Make love?! You're such an awkward girl, Charlie Stella!"
*Vashj creates a magical energetic thingy*
*Charlie Stella try to escape......*
*......but was eventually caught!*
*manages to capture Charlie Stella*
*Charlie Arygos still in war with Charlie Eiramond and Federal Nation of Gazya*
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Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Tell me, where's the Staff of Supremacy!"
Charlie Stella: "No, I will keep the secret! All hail the Empire of Arygos!"
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "TELL ME, where's the Staff of Supremacy!!!"
Charlie Stella: "No, thanks!"
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Yuri Prime, torture her with your psychic energies."
Yuri Prime: "My command is your wish!"
*Yuri Prime channels powerful psychic energies to Charlie Stella*
*Charlie Stella manages to resist the psychic energies from Yuri Prime*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Jaina! Do the same!"
Jaina: "Of course, Cakemaster!"
*channels powerful psychic-arcane energies to Charlie Stella*
*Charlie Stella successfully resists*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Damn......how to make that Charlie Stella tell us where is the Staff of Supremacy?"
*Lady Vashj comes*
Lady Vashj: "*hisses* I'll do the job for you, Cakemaster Directive255."
*Lady Vashj approaches Charlie Stella*
*Lady Vashj's snake hairs wrap around Charlie Stella's body*
Lady Vashj: "*tender voice* Well, Miss Stella of the Empire of Arygos, *hisses* care to tell me where is the Staff of Supremacy? *look with a tender face*"
Charlie Stella: "Sorry, but no, thanks!"
*Lady Vashj 180 degree change in attitude*
*Lady Vashj become fierce*
Lady Vashj: "Tell us where is the Staff of Supremacy! Or my lovely snakes will devour you!"
*Lady Vashj's snake hairs bite parts of Charlie Stella's body*
Charlie Stella: "OUCH! Okay, okay, okay. It's inside the secret basement of the castle......of the......the real Cakemaster!"
Lady Vashj: "Real Cakemaster. Specify which Cakemaster! Did you mean your Charlie Mythic or our noble Directive255 the Almighty Cakemaster?"
Charlie Stella: "Mythic......is......Mythic...is the......only TRUE Cakemaster!"
*passes out*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Alright. We'll be intruding Charlie Mythic's secret basement of his castle later. Prepare yourselves, champions!"