[OFFICIAL] Roleplay Discussion #1

[Devin]

/* @Edge45 you too */
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Messenger:my lord...my lord!
Messenger:i bring news from the egilian...
*Devin reads message*

Dear "Old Friend"

If you are doing a dirty trick, and change the fate of that kingdom, then you have another thing coming. Once you attack that kingdom, we will have another ally, as we have other wars, you started to intervine. You just started to attack our nest without even knocking, and we will take that as a sign of a bad visitor. I have pick a path, and so I kindly decline your offer, and for the record, we Egilians and Gryphonians are more older than you mortals.

Sincerely Yours
- The General of the Nation of Egilian

General Salem:So?
Devin:Kill him...
*General Salem kills the king of karastus with his blade.*
Devin:No innocent people must be harmed,but order is to kill all those who resist for their burnt kingdom...
Devin:Burn the Temple and their flags and replace them with ours.
*Devin takes the crown of king*
*Devin puts the broken crown in a box and the skull of king of karastus with it and spills some of his blood near it. and puts a damaged karastus flag on it.*
*Devin writes message*

So you have chosen your path...

Devin:Give this package to general edge...
Messengerh..my..god...
Devin:is there a problem messenger?
Messenger:No..no...my lord!.
Dark Knight:My lord..a voidwalker wishes to meet you.
Void Walker:Greetings,i bring a message from my master.
*Devin reads message*

Hi again 'Old Rival'
You has been reborned, aren't you? I also hear you has allied with demon, so, will you help us on our journey? If not, we will have a war, again!

From your Old Rival
-Darko_Darkking

*Devin writes message.*

Xar il romath da tidesbi,i never been allied to the burning legion nor do i have any interest in their god,i am my own master.why would i ally to burning legion when they are the cause of my death?

And i will think about your offer...

Devin:then take this to your master.
Voidwalker:Yes,thank you.
*Voidwalker leaves room*
Devin:Repair the city walls and construct gate towers around it,the border must be held at all cost..
*Devin teleports to the front army preparing for an attack on lancelin while defending borders at the same time.
Devinrepare the gate towers and defend the border when im gone.
*Devin teleports to lancelin investigating (while not showing himself)*
*Devin leaves the citadel seeing the egilian lords come*
Devinh..not so late are you?
*Magic tower detects devin*
Lancelin Soldier:What the!?!!
*Lancelin soldier attacks devin*
*Lancelin soldier's blade goes trough devin as he is only a spirit*
Devin:Why? hello there...
*Devin pushes lancelin soldier far to the walls of lancelin with the magic tower destroyed by the huge force. (Power acquired from the demon's power)*
*Devin fakes a lancelin wizard doing this by making him pose doing so and leaves for the front.*

 

[WhiteFang]

I am archimonde supreme.after my death while exploring some tunnels,hoping to discover a secret route to the world tree. But then the old gods minions caught me and took me to there master.then the old gods corrupted me and gave me power. When I awoke I was a lot bigger and I could FEEL my power. The ground cracks as I walk. I am now powerfuller than sargras. Much more powerfull. I will join any side wich gives me the best offer otherwise I will destroy ALL!!

 

[Devin]

That is too op man atleast make it okay for others to destroy it if overpowered (Ex.Sargeras) You are breaking the rule which is "OverPowered" and if so in my opinion its okay if you make it possible (agree) for it to be defeated (like all races unite to destroy) else just create another character (not OP) ._.

And Welcome to the group!
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[WhiteFang]

I am archimonde supreme and I am a fusion of archimonde and kiljaden. Sareras took us and combined our power in this..this thing that I am. And I will destroy all ....unless they make me a offer.

 

[Devin]

I am a fusion of archimonde and kiljaden. Sareras took us and xombined our power in this..this thing that I am

Lol weird xD
Still a little overpowered but thats okay in my opinion (if there is a weakness or something so it wouldn't be un-defeatable and godlike or we could do it the archimonde way (unite all to defeat ^^)) idk about others...

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@Archimonde supreme, I agreed with Devin, we could bring all to united like they kill Archimonde to attack you, but WELCOME! anyway
@Devin, soilder should be soldier. Also, please think it a little quicker, if you can.

*Voidwalker enter Dark Citadel*
Voidwalker : "Darklord, He give me this message"
*Darko read the message*

Xar il romath da tidesbi,i never been allied to the burning legion nor do i have any interest in their god,i am my own master.why would i ally to burning legion when they are the cause of my death?

And i will think about your offer...

Darko : "Hmm.... hope he agreed..."

 

[WhiteFang]

I will observe and I hope somebody offers me something

 

[Devin]

@Darko thanks for telling me to fix it
Devin is going to discuss it in the circle of hellfire and ofc see that if they need the help or not.after he agreed he will call up on you for a pact..you know what i mean..
an agreement...

P.S:And Xar il romath da tidesbi is a gravely insult to the burning legion's god sargeras.
Also circle of hellfire is a secret organization created after the summoning which includes the most loyal leaders of devin and is created ofeath Keeper,General Salem,Lady Adaline.

ROLEPLAY COMING UP!
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Meanwhile at the council of hellfire located beneath the void citadel at outland...

Death Keeper:So what's the situation here?
Devin:I have received a message from the shadow legion for alliance...
General Salem:Huh..what?
Lady Adaline:this is madness...
Devin:Yet still..we will be under heavy attacks.
Lady Adaline:But it doesn't mean that we cannot hold them!
General Salem:Agreed we are powerful enough to destroy them all...
Death Keeper:Hmmm...
Devin:Holding them all will result in a great damage.
Devin:We are at an ill situation where our defenses are low and our newly captured kingdom is not reinforced enough for such attacks.
Lady Adaline:You forgot what they done to us?!
Devin:We have no other choice!
Lady Adaline:Id sacrifice my own life if i have to rather than ally with them.
Devin:I never talked of alliance my lady...
Death Keeper:But you just did...
General Salem:...?
Devin:The alliance is permanent after we have created our superweapon we will take them one by one.
Death Keeper:...
Devin:But we would have to until its made.
Lady Adaline:that means that you are just like them...
Devin:Im sorry my lady,any more options?
Lady Adaline:we could make an alliance which would last until the end of war...
Lady Adaline:after that we will remain neutral to them until any diplomacy action is taken.
Devin:seems good to me...
Death Keeper:Same here...
General Salem:Agreed..
Devin:Then we have made an agreement.
*Circle of Hellfire Members shake hand with each other and leave*

At the main dimensional Gate...

*Devin writes a letter a gives it to Messenger to deliver to darko.*

Greetings darko,
The council has agreed with your offer,prepare somewhere for a meeting so we can create the pact.

Cheers,
Devin
Grand General of Eiramond

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Darko : "Archimonde supreme come, he was a new king here"
Krukov : "Then we should make and offer with him?"
Darko : "Of course I know that, but first I will write a message"
*Write a message*

Hi Archimonde supreme,
So funny you not choose any side to allied. I have an offer, join us, the Shadow Legion. We could feed you with more and more Darkness power! hahahahahaha...

The King of Darkness
-Darko_Darkking

*Darko channel Dark magic*
*Voidwalker come*
Voidwalker : "What I must deliver, Darklord"
Darko : "This, send it to Archimonde supreme"
Voidwalker : "Yes, Darklord"
*Message delivered*
*Wait for you answer*
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Krukov : "Master, there a messenger out of here, I guess hee from Eiramond"
Darko : "Let he in!"
*Messenger enter Darko's Citadel*
Darko : "Greeting messenger, I hear you got message from Him"
Messenger : "Yes, I has one, here..."
*Darko read message*

Greetings darko,
The council has agreed with your offer,prepare somewhere for a meeting so we can create the pact.

Cheers,
Devin
Grand General of Eiramond

Darko : "Please wait here, I will write a message"
*Writing*

Greeting again, Devin
It so nice you has agreed, please accept this gold and magic staff. About that, I will prepare the place in Shadow Crypt, no worry, no trapm no troop.

Have a nice day,
-Darko_Darkking

Darko : "Now, send this to your master!"
Messenger : "Yes"
*Message sended*

 

[WhiteFang]

*voidwalker enters* archimonde supreme:what is the meaning of this weak beast?! Voidwalker:I have a measage from my master. *archimonde supreme takes measage and reads it.
Quote:
Hi Archimonde supreme,
So funny you not choose any side to allied. I have an offer, join us, the Shadow Legion. We could feed you with more and more Darkness power! hahahahahaha...

The King of Darkness
-Darko_Darkking. Archimonde supreme:so be it. But I don't tolerate weak creatures in my castle. Voidwalker:what do you mean?*Archimonde supreme grins and shoots the beast with a finger of death*

 

[Darko_Darkking]

*Voiwalker come with very injured*
Darko : "What have he done to you?"
Voidwalker : "He shoot me... With finger of death..."
Darko : "What?!"
*Heal Voidwalker with Dark magic*
Darko : "Damn, but he has not feel yet, the Call of the Death!!! Even if we allied I hate him, forever!"

 

[WhiteFang]

*teleports to sargeras* Archimonde supreme:all is going acording to plan. Sargerus:very good. I now give you the power of Mannaroth,I took it from his cropse and absorbed the hellfire that grom. I killed grom,not the hellfire. Enjoy your new power. Archimonde supreme:thank you master. Now our plan must be carried out. Fool darkking. He has no idea bwuhahahha. *teleports to castle*

 

[Vinz]

so... Darko, Me, Devin? Then Archimonde, Pal, Edge? Okay.

Mythic: Admiral, send 50 soldiers and attack Archimonde. Build stuff under the cookie capital. Make peace with Edge.

 

[WhiteFang]

*mind-controls 20 soldiers and make them kill the other soldiers. Mythic's soldiers survives and Archimonde supreme kills them*

 

[Vinz]

Wait.

Make love with Edge.

Fixed.

 

[Devin]

Make love with Edge.

Is your admiral a woman or just gay?

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Darko : "Instead of attacking Archimonde, we should do more diplomacy to Devin, send a ship that our have, each have 500 gold, 100 iron, 50 runestone, and 100 stone to them!"
*Write message*

Again, hello Devin,
I want give you this gift for accepting my alliance request.

From me
-Darko_Darkking

*Ship sended*

 

[Vinz]

Is your admiral a woman or just gay?

Not sure. Maybe a guy pretending to be a girl. But making love is more efficient than making peace.

 

[Devin]

@Mythic Agreed ^_^
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*Devin writing pact document*

Pact of Alliance Between Eiramond And Shadow Legion

-The alliance is permanent and will end at the end of War
-No undead may enter a blue/yellow zone but that does not include red zones.(red zones are places which are cleared of civilizations and people doesn't live there.) but doesn't take part on huge battles.
-Any sign of spy / assassin detected inside the borders will break the alliance.
-Any conquered land conquered together will be split 50/50 and borders must be maintained.
-Any harm to ally will result in huge punishment.
-Any sign of possession or infection of a Soldier/Citizen will result on broken alliance and no citizen must be harmed.
-Rising any eiramond soldier will result in huge punishment/broken alliance.
-Any undead passing the borders without confirmation would be instantly killed and punished.
-No innocent people must be harmed during the war.

Soldier:Sir,an undead ship is requesting passage trough our land.
Devin:Mhmk let it proceed *writes on paper that they should let the ship enter and signs it*
Voidwalker:Hello,our master has sent you resources as a gift for your kindness.
Devin:Thank you voidwalker and thank your master for his gift from me,oh and you just arrived in time.
Devin:i have already written the pact give this to him for signing and return it to me *gives pact document to void walker*
Voidwalker:Thank you. *voidwalker enters ship traveling back to shadow haven*
General Salem:*sigh*
Devin:I know..we need to get into business...
General Salem:Business..?
Devin:Yeah.... oh wait what is that smell...
Devinamn didn't you take a shower?!?!?
General Salem:Uhm..sorry my lord but there isn't such thing here.
Devin:i wonder how i breathed until here!
Devin:We need to make shower and pools first!
Devineasant!!!!!!!!
*Peasant scared*
Peasant:Yes milord?
Devin:Begin producing showers and pools all around the kingdom!
Peasant:Yes Milord! *sigh*
Devin:Oh wait i don't breath...? ugh nevermind... >.>

 

[WhiteFang]

*archimonde supreme has hidden in the ship and now climbs out.he heard about a peasent that is producing showers and teleports to him,and turns him inside-out.*

 

[Devin]

*Devin sees peasant died*
*Devin kicks peasant*
Devin:Oh come on...
Devin:Now how are we going to take showers? its a start to business!!!!
*Devin shouts:"Get back to work Mother Fucker!!!!!!!"*
*Peasant revives and runs to workplace fastly*
Peasant:Yeee..yes milord..yes milord!!!!
Devin:Ugh..slackers...
General Salem: O_O"
Devin:What!?!? :/
General Salem:Nothing. ._.
General Salem:Goodjob,making that peasant get back to work ._."
Devin:Thanks! ^_^ <3
Devin:Wait a minute hey you there! *points at archimonde supreme*
Devin:Who are you!?!??!
Devin:ugh,doesn't matter here take these *Devin gives ads about the upcoming showers and pools being constructed with jacuzzi!* take a look at it! ^_^
Soldier:Uhmmm,sir we have reports from the front.
Devin:Continue
Soldier:Egilians and their ally linco..whatever it is are attacking us!
Devin:That is just what we needed,tell them to stop war and give these ads to their soldiers and leaders!!!! ^_^
Soldier:What!?!?!?
Devineal with it...
Soldier:Okay.
*Devin gives soldier free jacuzzi tickets and cheers him up!*
Devin:Next plan is to produce casino and stripclubs!

 

[Vinz]

Most amusing plot twist eva

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Voidwalker : "Darklord, here a pact we must sign"
Darko : "Then shall be it, signed, Darko_Darkking"
*Pact signed and given to Voidwalker*
Darko : "Give it back to him..."
*Voidwalker back to Devin*
*Message sended*
Krukov : "Darklord..."
Darko : "Yes?"
Krukov : "Do our nation produce something?"
Darko : "Yes it is. Potion, poison, plague, technology, weapon, armor, shield, ring, spellbook, magic staff, gold, iron, and runestone"
Krukov : "Nothing like a job here"
Darko : "No, we has, alchemist, blacksmith, necromancer, magician, tinker, and runeforger"
Krukov : "Then what Shadow Legion known for?"
Darko : "We known for Plague, technology, potion, and runestone"
Krukov : "But we should enchant it more"
Darko : "Yes, we do it already"
Krukov : "What? but there no one to lead that project"
Darko : "Because he is dead"
Krukov : "Ace?"
Darko : "Yes"
Krukov : "We should constuct more now Darklord!"
Darko : "Now we should construct some Zigguratt!"
Archacolyte : "Now, let the summonning begin!"
*Acolyte summoning Zigguratt at some area that always been attacked*
Archacolyte : "This will take 2 day, Darklord"
Darko : "Fear not, speed up the construction with each acolyte enchant one building!"
All Acolyte : "Yes, Darklord"
Archacolyte : "It will take... 1 Day"
Darko : "Still not quick. Arrrrgh!"
*Darko channel Dark power*
*Dark power, spirit and soul enter the Ziggurat*
Darko : "1 Hour"
Archacolyte : "Very quick..."
*1 hour later*
Archacolyte : "Darklord, summonning is completed!"
Darko : "Good, now let's build a Crypt, while upgrading the Ziggurat into a Spirit tower!"
Archacolyte : "Yes, Darklord"
*Begin summonning*
Archacolyte : "3 Days"
Darko : "Enchant the building with Plague!"
Archacolyte : "Yes, Darklord"
*Darko channel Dark power*
*Dark power, spirit and soul enter the building*
Darko : "Frost magic, enchant!"
*Enchanted with ice magic*
Archacolyte : "1 Days"
Darko : "Now just wait..."

 

[Edge45]

sorry guys, just busy, and look where you guys are right now, page 38
alright then, welcome archimonde, but better watch yourself, no overpower(too much)
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*In Lancelin, just in the War Boundary of Karastus and Lancelin*
Reporter: General!, I bring a report from the front
Edge: Go on,
Reporter: Yes sir!, We've have reported of Karastus' King, his dead
Edge: So they did answer it, have you reported of deaths from any civilians?
Reporter: No sir!, they are only targeting those who resisted, but they are treating them well,
Edge: Hmmmm, maybe they ain't that bad
Reporter: There is more sir, we've reported of this nation is called Eiramond, the same nation that attacked Peninsula E last month, they've sent a caravan here sir, they want to talk with you
Edge: hmmm, I don't trust them, after all what they've done, bring them in anyways
Caravan Master (Elven): Greetings General Edge of Egilian
Edge: Enough with the tittles and pleasures, what kind are you are?, but anyway, what is this caravan you have doing here?
Caravan Master: We are a kind known as the Elves, from another world, but we are sent here by our leader, Lord Devin of Eiramond in the Hellfire, to give a peace treaty for the Egilian and Gryphonus, he has instructed us to give you an invitation in the Hingecliff Valley in Castle Hingecliff
Edge: A peace treaty?, give me a reason why you are supposed to do that,
Caravan Master: My lord, our leader knew that you would say this, the reason is, our leader have sense of a powerful demon, so strong and powerful, no mortal can even defeat it, and its already on the move, we have already made a peace treaty with the Shadow Legion, Guthelet, Arygos and half of Vigard, now we are facing to you, the nation of Egilian and Gryphonus, the Guardians of the East and West, we must join together to defeat this threat Edge: I can see in your eyes that you are telling the truth
*Co. Saidan gets closer to Edge to tell him a quiet talk*
Co. Saidan: Sir, do you trust him?
Edge: Not much, but the tone is hard, means its the truth, I maybe hate them for crippling our nest, but if this threat gets larger, then we are on it
*Edge now face to the Caravan Master*
Edge: Very well, tell your leader, Lord Devin, to meet at Castle Hingecliff for this Peace Treaty, but know this, we don't trust all of you yet, and bring this message to your leader, tell him "Thank you for killing Karastus' King, and ending this war, but do not takeover Karastus as your own, there are still people who has the right to claim it", now get going
Caravan Master: Ah, thank you General Edge, we shall deliver the message, and we've also bring these gifts and treasures as a reward for accepting the treaty deal
Edge: hmmmm......, oh, I've never seen these things before, an odd looking staff,
Saidan: General, this creature, it looks like a baby Drakewyrm, only black and shiny
Caravan Master: Ah.., General Edge, you are holding it backwards, and Commander Saidan, that is what you call a Nether Drake
Edge: oh, neat, there it goes, a fine gift for Sis,
Saidan: A strange looking drake, but it likes me already, alright, bring these gifts to Peninsula E, and give these "Nether Drakes" a place to feed,
Soldier: Yes sir!
Caravan Master: We shall be on our way General Edge and Commander Saidan, We thank you again
*And the caravan returned to Karastus*
*Edge waits for a reply*
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that some funky junk Devin

 

[WhiteFang]

*theres the add in pieces and rapes 20 woman because he's angry. Then when the soldiers came he told them to shut up because they played in their pants when they were young*

 

[Devin]

@Edge Humor is always needed in rp
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Devin:I cannot continue like this general!
Devin:Soon they will find out that i am dead!
General Salematience my lord..
Devin:How can i wait like...this?!?!?
*Fires gather to devin's hands*
Devin:If anybody finds out about this you will be my first victim.
General Salemlease...what can we do my lord..i am sorry..?
Devin:What happend to my body after i died for gods sake?!?
General Salem:Uhmm...*sigh* we burnt it...
Devin:*In Mind*Fucking morons...*In Mind*
Devin:Just get me the ashes.
*3 hours later*
*Devin looking at fireplace*
General Salem:Here my lord.
*Devin takes ashes and casts magical spell on it*
*Magical sounds begin to appear and devin spills the ashes onto air hovering*
*Devin's Created Image begins to disappear and shows his true spirit form (eredar)*
*Ashes begin to form a human skeleton build on the spirit*
Devin:follow me.
General Salem:...
*Devin pulls torch and enters a dark room with general salem*
*dark and evil whispers can be heard in the room*
General Salem:What is this place my lord?
*Door closes magically blocking the path of exit.*
*Fire gathers around devin making magical body on the skeleton build and becoming solid so water does not affect it.*
*Fire projectiles begin to appear lighting a small part of the room*
*Devin opens a box on table and picks up a dagger with a demonic blade being able to take out any living creature in a matter of seconds.*
*Devin Looks at salem*
Devin:If you betray me i swear i will kill you myself.
*Devin punches salem making him get down on the floor and takes his head with the dagger pointing at him*
Devin:Swear that you will not betray me.
General Salem:I swear...
*Devin looks at Salem through his eyes and sees the fear and betrayal in him.*
Devin:it is not your fault salem,it is the fear in you which you cannot control which i would have no other choice my friend,i am sorry....i hope you understand someday..may we meet at afterlife...rest in peace unlike i did...
*Devin kills salem with dagger giving him a quick death without suffering.*
*Devin cries at the body of salem*

*Few days later after salems death and burial*

*Devin moves angrily at peasant*
Peasant:Uhh..no my lord please...have mercy!!!!
*Devin gets close to peasant looking in his eyes*
*Devin starts to kiss peasant in the cheeks and hugs him*
Devin:OMG that water park! <3
Devin:Thank you brother!
*Devin signs a house for peasant*
Peasant:Thanks milord.
*A strange crow comes from the skies and turns into a human*
*Devin looks at the strange human*
Devin:Erhhh,uhum..hello?
Medivh:Greetings young warchief,you must...
Devin:Wait a secound,im not a warchief? huh...
Medivh:Oh sorry what are you?
Devin:Ummm a major general or kind of king and leader of units in this world.
Medivh:Oh ok may we restart?
Devin:Sure!
Medivh:Greetings young major general,you must rally your people to the forgotten lands of kalimdor..
Devin:Huh..theres no such place here.. :/
Medivhamn im getting too old for this!
Devin:Oh well i can feel you,want to take some shower and have some fun in our waterpark?
Medivh:Wow,a waterpark?
Devin:Yeah...actually not a park...its a place where you have fun with water ^_^
Medivh:Oh cool,sign me up!
Devin:Sure ill put you in the vip.
Messenger:Sir,they agreed and all resources and gift has been delivered!
Messenger:You will have to meet them in Hingecliff Valley in Castle Hingecliff...
Devin:Huh where is that,and did i ever give such orders? >.>
Messenger:Yes ofc you did my lord! (lies)
Devin:Erh ok...
Devin:Wait a minute!!!!
Devin:You didn't deliver the ads did ya you stinky bastard!
Messenger:Im sorry,i...forgot...i shall deliver it fastly and we shall guide you to hingecliff valley when its time... oh and also the pact has been signed!
Devin:*takes* Be fast time is mana Business!
Devinamn this memory,how could i have forgot my own orders,im also getting to old for this!
Devin:Ill join you medivh >.>

 

[Vinz]

Make love in Jacuzzis

 

[Devin]

@Mythic:With medivh? xD

 

[WhiteFang]

*arrives at the waterpark*Archimonde supreme:muhahaha. *throws a sock he has been wearing for 100 000 jears in the water*Archimonde supreme:enjoy the smell mortals!

 

[Edge45]

@Devin: lol XD
Funky time!
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Edge: Uahh!!!, whats that smell, its like a sock that wasn't clean 10,000 years ago, grauhhh!!!!
Saidan: Oh your just so cute, coochie coochie coochie, yes, who's a good girl
Edge: uahhh..., wait, how'd you know its a female, and why am I the only who smells the stink!?!
*Messenger arrives*
*Messenger slips*
Messenger: whoahh!!!
*Messenger slips heading to Edge*
*Edge dodge and the messenger hit the wall*
*messenger faints*
Edge: That was odd, anyway, now where'd my staff go, you, where's my staff
Soldier: ehh,,, sir, didn't you remember you've taken it to the nest
Edge: Oh yeah, hmmmmm, what's a nest?
Soldier: eh, its Peninsula E sir,
Edge: Bloody Hell dammit!!, I'm getting old for this!, oh are you supposed to be,
Medivh: I am...
Director: Cut!, hey, aren't you supposed to be in the other stage
Medivh: Oh my, must be the drugs, gotta go!
Edge: Wait!, mr. director, can we have pies,
Director: Sure, here
Edge: Ah, smells good
*Edge instantly throws the pie to Medivh*
Medivh:.......
Edge: hah!, eat that, Pies in YOU FAYSS ^_^
*A pie was thrown back at Edge*
Edge:......
Medivh: Hah, now eat that one, Pies in YOU FAYSS
Edge: Yeh, pie war, pie's,
*Edge begins to fire pies at every people*
Edge: Pie(throw), pie(throw), pie(throw).......
Director: Wait!, what is hap..
*The director is hit with a pie*
*Other people begins to throw pie*
Edge: Yeh!, pies, ehhyaa
*Edge throws pie so powerful, its heading for Gryphonus*
*Where Griego is at*
*The pie hits the ground, unscratched*
Griego: Oh pie...
*hit with a pie in the head*
Griego: I did not see that coming,...... Pie Wars!!
*At Lancpie*
Edge: ooooo!!, eat on those losers, pie!!!!
*Edge hit with a pie*
*A reality has been founded*
Edge: Wait, what?!!
*Cut sound played*
*boooyaaaaaonk!*
*Edge steering at Director*
Edge: Really?
Director: Hey(in a sarcastic tone), you have a script that says wait, so just enjoy your time
Edge:.......This is bull****, I'm out of here-------
*Book Closes with its title*
*THE END*
*A cake is thrown at The End*
*Fade out*

 

[Devin]

*Many people been poisoned/killed from that sock*
*Kingdom of eiramond hires alot of doctors earning even more money!*
Civilian:Eeheheh....oh my god that..smell!!!!!

 

[WhiteFang]

*Archimonde supreme throws his underpants wich he has been wearing for over 100,000 years in the water park. Btw he never went to the bathroom in that time eather so uhmmm...*

 

[Edge45]

off-topic:
@Archimonde supreme: lol, you do know he has one underpants right?, yeah, archimonde is naked, anybody have a picture, :>

 

[Devin]

*Devin gathers photographers of eiramond to take pictures and post on news about the poisoning*

 

[WhiteFang]

*a child looks at Archimonde supreme and opens his mouth in shock*Archimonde supreme:uhmmm....its my pet snake?....

 

[Devin]

pet snake? xD

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Archacolyte : "Summonning is compeleted"
Darko : "Yes... finally..."
*Darko visit the crypt*
*Suddenly, an Acolyte enter the crypt*
Acolyte : "Darklord, one of our spirit tower has been damaged!"
Darko : "What?! How could it be!"
*A doom music played*
Darko : "Damn, we must-"
*A funny playground music been played*
Director : "Cut! Wrong music!"
Darko : "Replay?"
Director : "Of course"
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TAKE TWO, ACTION!!!

*An Acolyte enter the crypt*
Acolyte : "Darklord, one of our spirit tower has been damaged!"
Darko : "What?! How could it be!"
*A doom music played*
Darko : "Damn, we must count-"
*A war music been played*
Director : "Cut! Wrong music! Who's handling the music?"
Voidwalker : "Me"
Darko : "Voidwalker!"
Director : "Let start it again!"
Darko : "Damn it..."
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TAKE THREE, ACTION!!!
*Suddenly, an Acolyte enter the crypt*
Acolyte : "Darklord, one of our spirit tower has been damaged!"
Darko : "What?! How could it be!"
*A doom music played*
Darko : "Damn, we must counter it by def-"
*A rap music been played*
Darko : "Voidwalker! Come on, get serious"
Voidwalker : "I can't hold it anymore..."
Director : "We must do it again and again..."
Darko : "May I take some cake?"
Director : "Yes"
*Darko eat the cake*
Director : "Back to bussiness!"
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TAKE FOUR, ACTION!
*Suddenly, an Acolyte enter the crypt*
Acolyte : "Darklord, one of our spirit tower has been damaged!"
Darko : "What?! How could it be!"
*A doom music played*
Darko : "Damn, we must counter it by defend it, thus corrupting those weak"
Acolyte : "No! it's the ogre"
Darko : "They also weakling"
Ogre Lord : "We will kill-"
Darko : "Too late, corrupt you!"
*The Ogre Lord has been corrupted*
*Infernal raised in the crypt*
Darko : "Now my project is completed"
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Director : "Hooray, you all do it!"
*Funny playground music played*
Darko : "Oh please, I hate it"
Voidwalker : "Oh yea? Let me change it then"
Darko : "Nice, I guess"
*A more funny playground music played*
Darko : "You!!! Then here some pies!!!"
*3 pies throwed*
Voidwalker : "Oh no, run!!!"
*Those three pies land at Voiwalker's face*
Voidwalker : "Man.... Oh, it should be Undead..."
Archacolyte : "Let the food war begin! whoo!"
Lich : "I join! Whoo!"
Darko : "Let more cake rain!"
*Throw many cakes to the sky, resulting cake rain*
Avarthur : "My eyes! I can't see! My wyrm is fall with me! Hehe, just kidding"
*Food war played*
*Until someone stop this war!*

 

[WhiteFang]

Archimonde supreme:For the burning cake..I mean legion!!!!!!!*grabs 5 cakes and joins the fight. Then stops,summons himself a pants and joins the fight again*

 

[Vinz]

summons himself pants

Rewind! We can make love before you do that.

 

[Darko_Darkking]

Okay okay serious, we have enought joke!

Archacolyte : "Project?"
Darko : "Yes, create more Infernal"
*Infernal roar causing Earthquake*
Darko : "This is the Infernal Stable"
Archacolyte : "Oh, so this is our Infernal home?"
Darko : "Yes"
*An Infernal meteor fall causing earthquake in Infernal Stable*
Darko : "Wait, Infernal raised here are have long time to come here"
Archacolyte : "I also think the same, Darklord"
Darko : "Build a ziggurat located on the left of this stable"
Archacolyte : "Yes, Darklord"
*Build a ziggurat*
Archacolyte : "1 hour"
Darko : "Just wait..."

 

[Devin]

To the quit thing:after thinking many times i found out that its a shitty thing to just leave the roleplay so i would just put a limitless login and create a browser for the group so i wouldn't have to visit the main page or profile or anything and disable vm and shit (doesn't include PM tho i would just find a new communication thing or maybe enable vm idk),well until the roleplay ends i guess... (tho i hope it doesn't its fun )
for now i would just use bookmarks (reassembling linkgen would also work for using chrome with a hotkey listener!)

Rewind! We can make love before you do that.

Perverted mind... ;_;

I have some work to do for now (i will be back soon)

Roleplay coming up!

 

[WhiteFang]

You should see MY MIND!!!!!!its very scary,you've been warned....

 

[Devin]

You should see MY MIND!!!!!!its very scary,you've been warned....

Corrupted society ;_;
Sad... :<

New adviser:Hello my lord,there reports say that they have been cake & pie wars out there...
Devin:Huh?
New adviser:That means that...erhmmm...you know..
Devin:I don't get it...
//That is how you BREAK someone...
New adviser:*sad* More food more money...
Devin:What?
New adviser:....
Devin:I get it...
Devin:we shall begin exchanging food with other nations.
New adviser:Yes my lord!
Devin:And we should soon get into the dirty business.
New adviser:Yes,it is a very good idea in this corrupted society..
Devin:Yup...
*Adviser leaves room*
*Guards follow devin to his room and station at the doors*
*Devin takes box from under of bed*
*Devin puts on the suit which has been made for the meeting with a heavy armor under it for protection and eirmaond symbol on it.*
*Devin visits the chosen training arena*
Devinatience my friends,your vengeance will be soon,after we have slain that monster we will take them one by one.
*Warlocks salute*
*Devin reminded of monster and visits Official eiramond newspaper co*
*Devin buys out a newspaper.*
*Devin searches for top news*
*Devin sees the naked picture of Archimonde supreme titled poison of the past*
*Reads:"Hello fellow citizens,recently a demon has been seen at waterpark throwing very old socks and even his thousands years old underpants in the pool resulting in huge poison of many tourists and citizens,the government has gathered many doctors and scientists for the plague and are currently researching for a cure and has found some results,the government has earned alot of money from both plague and the waterpark fans,the waterpark was intended to be closed but it was cancelled due to the results from recent researches being able to cure the plague and adding cleaners to water to protect the citizens from poison/other people's pee ect.due to the dropping of the old underpants we have taken some naked pictures of the demon as you can see,please keep away from children due to +18 content and pics,thank you and have nice day.

i report from eiramond newspaper co,jeremy."*

Devin:Wow...the society is so corrupted,why the hell government doesn't take any action!?!? *says while being the head of it*

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One day this thread shall reach 1000 posts

 

[Darko_Darkking]

*After 1 hour*
Archacolyte : "Darklord, the summoning is completed!"
Darko : "That great, now, follow me to the Infernal Stable!"
*In front of Infernal Stable*
Darko : "This tower shall be upgraded to a spirit tower!"
Archacolyte : "Yes, Darklord"
*Upgrade to Spirit tower*
Darko : "1 hour.."
*30 minute later*
Darko : "I will put this Infernal stone to the phase!"
Archacolyte : "What? for what?"
Darko : "This tower is mean to atract more Infernal"
Archacolyte : "Oh..."
Darko : "By the name of Darkness, I shall combine this stone with the Spirit tower!"
*The stone been combined with the tower*
Darko : "Now, we shall wait..."
*15 minute later*
Archacolyte : "Darklord, the summoning has been completed!"
Darko : "Yes, the Dark power allow it to be constucted more fast!"
Archacolyte : "...."
Darko : "Now, we got more Infernal, quick to be raised!"
Archacolyte : "That was very great, Darklord!"
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Darko : "Infernal we has now was 50! It's grow 25 Infernal!"
Krukov : "So, shall we launch an attack?"
Darko : "Yes"
Krukov : "I suggest we attack Lancelin first"
Darko : "You think like I think, Krukov"
Krukov : "Thanks, Darklord!"
Darko : "There no need to thanks, we shall gather army now"
Krukov : "Yes, Darklord. I will gather all army in Darkblight here"
Darko : "Thanks, Krukov. We shall corrupt more!"
Krukov : "No problem, Darklord"
*Gathering army*

 

[Edge45]

*In Lancelin*
*A messenger arrives*
Messenger: Sir! sir!
Edge: What is----why the bloody hell you get those pies?
Messenger: Eh.., its just a gift from my grandma sir, anyway, we have reported of an attack heading to Lancelin, the Shadow Legion are on the move, and.....
Edge: What?!
Messenger: The one who is leading them.....is General Krukov of Gryphonus...
Edge: What?!, Impossible!!, I stab my sword in his damn head!, how could he still be alive!
Messenger: Sir, during our scouting within their army, we have confirmed that he is reanimated,
Edge: Damn,..., do not let any Gryphonians know about this,
Messenger: Yes sir!
Edge: Wait!, blueberry?
Messenger: Eh, yes sir!, here, have some
Edge: Alright, thank you messenger, you may now go, *eats the pie*, mmm, taste really good, wait, tell your grandma to go here
Messenger: Aaaa...., ok, yes sir!
Edge: mmmm,,, know to business, alright, Saidan!
Saidan: Yes general!
Edge: Take defensive positions in the Lancelebay, the Shadow Legion is targeting its area, I want you to take any anti-air and navy forces, I'll be coming soon, get ready
Saidan: Yes General!, I'm on the move, alright, sound the alert!
Edge: hmmm, how long does that guy Devin replies....
*The Messenger's grandma arrives*
Edge: Oh your here, do you mind if you will be our personal chief in pies
Grandma: Of course young one, I'll be glad to help the Regent Lord of our nation
Edge: Yes!!,, eh...I mean, thank you granny, (Pies pies pies)

 

[Devin]

*Devin preparing suit and ordered for personal carrier and multiple elite guards with his adviser and 2 of his best warlocks.*
Devin:Messenger,tell the egilian to meet us at the meeting point,i mean that mount thing...damn memory..
Adviser:Are you ready my lord.
Devin:All the gate towers must be enabled..
Peasant:Yes milord!
*Devin leaves citadel to personal carrier with adviser*
*Devin puts on cape on shoulder pads ect preparing on the way to carrier*

Meanwhile on the way to meeting point...

Adviser:Hmmm,so what are we up to my lord?
Devin:I don't know..neither do i trust them but for killing that demon we would have to..ally...
Soldier:Bandits!
*Warlocks get out of the carrier holding fire*
*Devin focused*
*Peasant comes out of the forest*
Peasant:We found a witch,may we burn her?
*Devin gets out of the carrier*
Devin:Erhhh...yes...
*Warlocks and devin get back in carrier*
Adviser:A witch...strange...
*Devin calls upon the nether dragons coming from the main dimensional gate for aid and more protection.*
Devin:Give me a map.
Adviser:We don't have it here my lord...
*Devin poker face*
*And they continue their way*

 

[WhiteFang]

*Archimonde supreme watches witch burn. He then graps peasents and make peasent on a sticks. Archimonde supreme:tastes like chicken! *he teleports to the nearest mountin and pisses off it flooding a whole village*

 

[Devin]

Adviser:Sir! a flood has been seen in a village!
Devin:Send some peasants,doctors ect anything that will help! i cannot go back... :?

 

[WhiteFang]

Archimonde supreme:fools! My burning piss wil consume all!muhahahahahaaaaaa!!!!

 

[Darko_Darkking]

*An army gathered in the hall*
Darko : "Let's count all infernal here!"
Krukov : "There was 1...2...3...4..."
*15 Minute later*
Krukov : "73... 74... 75! Darklord, we has 75 Infernal!"
Darko : "Hmm... order 25 Infernal to guard here, while 50 other to join our attack"
*Vyrana come*
Vyrana : "Darklord, we must have a talk, go meet me in the forest with Krukov"
Darko : "Alright minion"
*In the forest*
Darko : "So, what you want to talk Vyrana?"
Vyrana : "Egilian has their troop helping Lancelin, so we, create an Anti-Ground weapon!"
Darko : "Do you telling the truth? If yes, thanks, Vyrana"
Vyrana : "Yes I am telling the truth, Darklord. Here I also take it here"
Darko : "Show it now!"
Vyrana : "Here, I present you..... the Deathbringer!"
*Three of 25 Deathbringer come*
Vyrana : "This great combination of best Skeletal Orc, some Machine, Revenant, Abomination, and even many Plague and poison! This is the destroyer of all ground unit!"
Darko : "This is very usefull to our army! Thanks, Vyrana!"
Vyrana : "No problem, Darklord. This unit weak again nothing, and strong again Ground!"
Darko : "Yes, Dismiss!"
*Go again to in front of Infernal Stable*
*With bringing the 25 Deathbringer*
Darko : "Now, we shall ask help to Arygos"
*Write message*

Hi Master,
We need your help on an attack to Lancelin, no worry, we has many potion to heal and can reanimate your army.

From me, the Darklord
-Darko_Darkking

*Channel Dark magic to call Voidwalker*
Voidwalker : "What I must do, Darklord?"
Darko : "Send this message to our great ally, also send this git to him!"
Voidwalker : "Yes, Darklord"
*A message and gift sended to you, Master*
*The gift was 1000 Gold, 250 Iron, 250 Stone, 50 Runestone, 25 Rune armor, 25 Rune Sword, 25 Rune staff, and 25 Rune shield*