[OFFICIAL] Roleplay Discussion #1

[WhiteFang]

Kraken:That's what you think
*hits Daffa and Mask extremely hard with his strong carapaced tentecale against the head*
*they lose conscious*
*he swallows them*
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Well guys,I'm moving today, going to try to start over. get better download speed than 2kbs,not get beat up in school everyday etc. Completely different province. About 800 km away from here. I know nobody there and maybe I can make friends. I have never had friends before

 

[Devin]

OTArchimonde

I have never had friends before

That is kinda sad, Why?

 

[WhiteFang]

Everybody thinks I'm crazy and weird just because I don't like sport and the other stuff regular boys do. Also I'm a...nerd. Also my social skills suck. I panick when I talk to someone and end up saying something weird or stuiped.

 

[Devin]

You can try to match yourself, I mean you could follow sport news and other things if your classmates are obsessed with sports and talk about it regularly.

Why panick?

 

[Vinz]

Talk with them like they're Hivers with many friends. And, think like Jack.

 

[Sylvie]

Well, I won't say "just be yourself", 'cuz that doesn't work.
Yeah, do what Mythic said, talk to them like if they were Hivers, it turns out to be funny. You're funny
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Ok, so, I'm stunned and I'm drowning. Should I wait?

 

[Cherrymage]

@Daffa: You may retailate..... I don't say all TMK troops are dead

 

[Cherrymage]

*Massive Airship approached UMSR soil*
Cheif Advisor Rakov: Wait......we spotted that the Vestropians sent a Massive Bomber.
Premier Detriev: What?! Take that shit down, before it cripples our nation completely!
Cheif Advisor Rakov: Roger. Comrades, we must bring the Vestropian Massive Bombers down ASAP!

*alarm sounds at UMSR soil*
*all Magic Tsivils (magically enhanced counterpart of MO Russian Tsivils), Flak Troopers, Rangers and other AA weaponries focus fire at Massive Bomber*
Vestrope Daffa: Damn......those dumb commies......

*send forces to defend Massive Bombers*

 

[WhiteFang]

@Sylvie. Not much else you can do...
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*Salvador is right infront of Sanctuary*
*suddenly a large nomad jumps on his head*
*Salvador is almost unconsios*
*speaks into his Echorecorder*
Slavador:Angel,remember that favour you own me?well could you save me?
Angel:very well,ill teleport you to a world called Vestroya.
*teleports Salvador to Vesfrica*

 

[Cherrymage]

@AS: It's Vesfrica, not Vesafrica.

 

[Cherrymage]

*Gazya radar notices Kraken*

Epsilon EVR: Warning -- Kraken of N'Zoth Spotted!
Directive255 the Cakemaster: Attack the Kraken immediately! Show him no mercy!

*many Gazya Glorious Imperial Military (GGIM) bombers and jet fighters attack Kraken*
*bombers unleash Psychic-Arcane-Elemental (PAE) Nuke Bombs towards Kraken*

Gazya Bomber Pilot #1: *sings*

There were 10 Old God Monsters in the area,
There were 10 Old God Monsters in the area,
There were 10 Old God Monsters, 10 Old God Minions, 10 Old God Minions in the area.

And the GGIM of Gazya shot one dead,
And the GGIM of Gazya shot one dead,
And the GGIM of Gazya, GGIM of Gazya, GGIM of Gazya shot one dead.

*repeat with each Old God Monsters 'killed'*
*morale of Gazya GGIM forces rises*

 

[WhiteFang]

@Soviet. Post edited. Thanks.

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N'zoth:go on!keep killing them. It will make no difference.
*laughs*
N'zoth:Fool,you actually just doomed your friends!
*Daffa and mask are unconsious,extremely wounded and sinking*
Draug Un'shulac:forgetting someone?
*pulls Daffa and Mask to the shore and starts giving the medical treatment*
N'zothamn..damn you archimonde supreme!!damn you and your stuiped Abaddon's fury
*sends 5 waves of 30 sea beast against Draug Un'shulac*

 

[Daffa]

@Soviet, but the whole army (which I have all left mostly in Daffa's TMK) are wiped out and held custody in Illidari camps. Which means all I can salvage mostly are my characters. Don't worry, I'll save my retaliation for a big surprise counter, along with my "extras".
@AS, stuiped -> stupid(?)
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[WhiteFang]

@Daffa. I'm not really sure about the spelling...
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*takes out his loudspeaker*
Salvador:Hello?!
*waiting for response*
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You don't want to know what Salvador useally does with that loudspeaker...

 

[Daffa]

@AS, I'm certain it's stupid, not stuiped.
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*Daffa and Mask recovers*
Daffa the Mage : "this can't be good at all." *cough*
Mask : "you put too much burden on yourself."

*Ravens and Marin meets up with Fazalus, Aurora and Azolar at Aurora camp*
Rage Raven : "what are all of you doing!?" *slap Fazalus*
Wisdom Raven : "what happened? They overrun us?"
Fazalus : "yes, they outnumber us and we have to retreat, all of our forces aid our escape and get captured."
Aurora : "without a force, we can't overrun Illidari. We need LegendzKing help."
Azolar : "indeed, I need to report to Premier Detriev."
*telepathy with Premier Detriev*
Azolar : "Premier, enemy manages to capture Daffa, Raven and Aurora TMK, and I heard reports that UMSR also has been attacked by Illidari."
Premier Detriev : "what!? They capture UMSR?!"
Azolar : "yes Premier, they capture it."
Premier Detriev : "thanks for the reports, make sure UMSR survive."
Azolar : "I will, Premier."
*end telepathy*

Premier Detriev : *meets up with Directive255 the Cakemaster* "Directive, the enemy manages to capture UMSR. I need help reclaim my lands."
*waiting response*
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I'm aware UMSR isn't completely fallen, but since it's already crippled by Illidari forces, Azolar deemed it as captured.

 

[WhiteFang]

Draug Un'shulac:could you give me a hand?
*cuts a undead naga hybrid's head off*
*waiting for response*

 

[Vinz]

*Mythic rescues Sylvie*
done

 

[Cherrymage]

Premier Detriev : *meets up with Directive255 the Cakemaster* "Directive, the enemy manages to capture UMSR. I need help reclaim my lands."

Directive255 the Cakemaster: "I'll send some help to you......oh, Detriev, do you have the Iron Dragons

Spoiler

(not a Warcraft-ish flying mechanical dragon, but a North Korean exclusive unit from Mental Omega 2.0)

? It is excellent at kicking the butts of those Illidari fools and ugly war machines."

Premier Detriev: "What, Iron Dragons? Yeah, I still have some Iron Dragons, Directive."
Yuri Prime: "Cakemaster Directive255! The Kraken has devastated almost all our bombers and some troops!"
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "(to Yuri) What?! We must get rid of the Kraken before it's too late! (to Detriev) Sorry, comrade Detriev, but we have no troops left to help you. All our troops have to defend Gazya and get rid of the powerful Kraken. But......"

Premier Detriev: "But what?"
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "I still have some vehicles for you."
*brings Premier Detriev to an industrial place*

Directive255 the Cakemaster: *points at 4 Marauder Tanks, 3 Shadow Tanks and 2 Colossuses* "4 Marauder Tanks, 3 Shadow Tanks and 2 Colossuses. They may help you in reclaiming UMSR and kick the butts of those Illidari imperialists, especially if used alongside your Iron Dragons."

Premier Detriev: "Thanks for the help, Cakemaster!"
*go back to UMSR*

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======== Operation: Red Astyra ========

Lieutenant Jane: "Establishing Battlefield Control -- Standby, Premier."
*Premier Detriev arrives with 5 Iron Dragons, 4 Marauder Tanks, 3 Shadow Tanks and 2 Colossuses*

Premier Detriev: "I'll surely punish those Illidari suckers, with the help of some Iron Dragons and some vehicles sent by Gazya! Comrades, we must retake the whole of UMSR!"

Kargath Bladefist: "Oh, really, you dumb commies? *laughs*"
*some Naga Myrmidons and some Fangvenom Battle Tanks approaches*
*Iron Dragons unleash damaging Iron energies towards Naga Myrmidons and Fangvenom Battle Tanks*
*Iron energies breaks the bonds of particles of Naga Myrmidons and Fangvenom Battle Tanks, killing them*

*some Sunfury Swordsmen approaches*
*Shadow Tanks dissolve them with their dissolving beams*

*to be continued*

 

[Daffa]

@Soviet, This mission is going to be messy.
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*Ravens, Marin, Aurora, Fazalus and Azolar go from Aurora camp to LegendzKing palace.*
*enters the palace*
*see Krazil*
Aurora : "Krazil, did you see LegendzKing? I need his help."

*Massive Airship drops a "big boom boom" (giant bomb) that causes massive explosion on Daffa's TMK, killing a lot of Illidari forces*
Vestrope Daffa : "it just began."
*another bomb dropped, making bigger explosion, killing more Illidari and enslaved citizens*

*the Vestropians resisting Illidari assault*
Vestrope Siegfried : "glory for the Vestropians!"
Vestrope Antonidas : "for the light, die sea beasts!"
*Vestropian forces pushing Illidari forces out of Vestrope Territories slowly*

 

[WhiteFang]

@Mythic. How did you rescue her?no no no that's way too quck,unfun,no boss battle,no ass kicking and you totally ruined my plans!I'm heavly offended by this and am reporting you and can't just say rescue someone!FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!!"
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Azshara:The Dark Tide shall consume.
*20 tsunamis happen all across the world*
Azshara:now let's find a less random target.
*summons a tsunami heading towards Draug Un'shulac,Mask and Daffa*
Draug Un'shulac:we best start running and maybe teleporting...very far away
*waiting for response*

N'zoth:that minion of mine,always trying to flood everything. That's not wat The Dark Tide is about.
General Vezax:what did you exspect from a former night elf?ELVES ARE FILTHY STUIPED PIECES OF JUNK.
N'zoth:remember your place,you will not judge me!

 

[Vinz]

What about her perspective? Stuck there, unable to do anything for a day or two, unable to post.

 

[WhiteFang]

@Mythic. I was about to make Sushi of The Leviathan,then she would be free
And she has Varmithras and his catapults.

 

[Cherrymage]

@AS: what? Fergi or fuhggi? I'm confused.

*Massive Bomber drop another 'big boom boom'*
*UMSR forces in Daffa TMK killed by the blast*
*Cheif Advisor Rakov injured*
*Rakov heals himself and his comrades with healing magic*

Cheif Advisor Rakov: Surely they must be targeting us......
*use telepathy with Premier Detriev*
*tells Detriev about the Massive Bomner*

Premier Detriev: What?! I'll deal with those annoying Vestropians later......those Vestropian capitalists......you will be punished dearly for attempting to kill our comrades in TMK......now, let's just continue our mission, comrades.
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*swarms of Snap Dragons, Rangers and Dragon Turtles approach*
Premier Detriev: Taste my flames!
*take his Advanced Flamespitter Gun*
*unleashes extremely high temperature flames towards approaching Snap Dragons, Rangers and Dragon Turtles*
*all Snap Dragons and Rangers caught in the flames burnt instantly*
*Dragon Turtles manage to survive, but with low health*
*Colossuses, Shadow Tanks, Marauder Tanks and Iron Dragons eliminate Dragon Turtles*

*a tsunami from Azshara hits the south-east part of occupied UMSR*
*many Old God Minions approaches*
*Old God Minions and Illidari imperialists start a great battle*
Premier Detriev: We're outnumbered by both Illidari and Old God forces. Damn.

*Cheif Advisor Rakov approaches*
Rakov: Comrade Premier, we just ran from the bombarded ashes. Oh, comrade Premier, there's an old Magiet base nearby. Perhaps we should recapture and reactivate the base?
Premier Detriev: (MO3 Volkov's voice) Of course!

*recaptures and reactivates base*
*Premier Detriev and 4 Shadow Tanks left*

Premier Detriev: Comrade Rakov, you're in charge of the base and the operation! I have some other things to do.

 

[WhiteFang]

@Soviet655. It was quote or parody of something Hitler said...
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The Leviathan:would you stop following me?!
Archimonde Supreme:tell you what,you put them on dry ground and me and me and you settle this one on one.
The Leviathan:very well but remember,this was your choice.
*puts Sylvie,Raven and Azera on a nearby island*
*they are un-stunned*
Archimonde supreme:hahaha. Stuiped overgrown fish. You do realize they are going to help making dinner now.
*laughs*
Archimonde Supreme:Sylvie,Raven and Azera,let's make some good Sushi.
*waiting for response*

 

[Cherrymage]

@AS: Bringen sie mir Fegelein?

 

[WhiteFang]

@Soviet655. Yes! FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!!"
I edited my previous post.

 

[Cherrymage]

Regime Haruhi Fujioka: It's time......it's time to act! We'll infiltrate and attack the Black Temple!
*all Gazya people cheers*
Lady Vashj: What's wrong? Why are those Gazya fools cheer all of a sudden? Are they insane?

 

[WhiteFang]

Have you guys noticed there are almost no emotions in the roleplay?its always bleh bleh kill this bleh bleh war that.
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*a axe flyes throught the air and cuts some Illidari in half*
Dat weird guy:some sardines wanna live in a box. Guess what?I'm going to give them the cold shoulder!
*waiting for response*

 

[Cherrymage]

Directive255 the Cakemaster: Mythic, sabotage the power grid of the Black Temple.
*giggles about the upcoming fall of the Illidari Empire*
*waiting for response*

 

[WhiteFang]

*shoots another naga dead*
Salvador:these lizard creatures are irretating.
Angel:they are called Naga.
Salvador:don't care what they are called,I wanna end them
Angel:Go find the one the call The Cakemaster. Ask him how you can help destroy. I'm sorry I can't help you further. He found out.
Salvador:What?!wait where am I?
*a gunshot*
Handsome Jack:and that's what I do when someone betrays me. Gather your allies Gunzerker. Ill be waiting.

 

[Daffa]

@AS, am I don't giving any real emotion here?
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*Daffa the Mage teleports himself, Mask and Draug away from the tide to Abaddon's Fury base*
Daffa the Mage : "close call one."
Mask : "not sure about it."

Vestrope Daffa : *telepathy to Premier Detriev after seeing the affected people from the blast* "I'm sorry for that, I have scores with Illidari for messing with our land and TMK, an allies of ours."

Rage Raven : "So, you're Krazil? Tell us, where's LegendzKing!"

 

[Vinz]

Mythic: Directive, what is a power grid? Never heard of one before.

Perhaps AS is talking about the details of our posts.

 

[WhiteFang]

@Daffa. I was talking about happyness,fear,lov--okay gross not that,sadness..you know what? I just realized that desnt make sense.
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*a chicken riding midget attacks Daffa*
*waiting for response*
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I think Raven should be made the Cakemistress. Cakemistress!!!cakemistress!!!

 

[TapZe]

General Krazil: "I don't know Aurora and Raven why?"
*waiting for response*

*Meanwile LegendzKing and Deathstroke*
LegendzKing: "So we almost there Death"
Deathsrroke: "Yeah that's right King"
LegendzKing: "I sure we will there in time"

 

[Devin]

@AS There may be very low number of emotions.

But raven cries sometimes and expresses emotions?

Same goes with the emoticlones, as you can see the happy raven always picks flowers, rage raven is always raging and mad ect.

Also in the time when raven's bravery escaped she felt cold and sometimes hide, can barely talk because of fear sometimes...

 

[Edge45]

um, what did I miss?

 

[Daffa]

@Devin, she's suppose to not show emotions to gain stability of her powers and avoid injuring allies, but her emotions can cause some twist in power, which can favor us or vice versa, like the current one which really gives us severe disadvantage. Also, Daffa sometimes expresses emotion, to a lesser degree than Raven.
And yeah, the Emoticlones are full of their type.
@Edge, many things, just check the RP.
@AS, love? You haven't see that one, yet. Raven has all of her emotions, and with each one split apart, the more emotionless she become and when all emotion clones are released, her power are at normal rate. Also, you might get some surprise. Btw, can we make the Leviathan a sushi quickly?
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*Daffa burns the chicken midget into a toast. Okay, seriously, just burn him with another PYRO BLASTER*

Rage Raven : *slaps Krazil face* "seriously, you're his General and you know nothing of his location!?"
Wisdom Raven : "calm down, we need your help, Krazil." *slapped by Rage* "ouch, it hurts."
Rage Raven : "don't comment on my actions!"
Azolar : "some forces to retake all fallen Magic Kingdom areas and UMSR areas as well."
Fazalus : "and we need to be face them ASAP."
Aurora : "innocent people are dying."

*Massive Bomber drop another bomb, wiping more enemies in Daffa's TMK*
*total of 30% of Illidari forces at Daffa's TMK are killed*
Massive Bomber : "Bomb, away!" *automated message*

 

[Edge45]

Edge: We are not going to stop, not here, not now, do you hear me!, They will not bring us down, we are Egilians!, attack!!!!
*Egilian soldiers fights back*

 

[TapZe]

General krazil: "Ok ouch and what's wrong why do you want to know LegendzKing location don't just slap me?
*waiting for response*

*LegendzKing and Deathstroke arrive at Daffa*

 

[Daffa]

Rage Raven : "we need his help, and don't comment on my slaps!" *about to slap Krazil, but intervened by Wisdom, making her get the slap instead*
Wisdom Raven : "ouch! we shouldn't be slapping allies."
Rage Raven : "don't comment!" *punch Wisdom Raven, throwing her to a wall*
*Wisdom hit by the wall*
Wisdom Raven : "that hurts...." *heals herself with her scrolls*
Rage Raven : "more comment?"
Wisdom Raven : "no..."
Bravery Raven : "make it quick okay? I want to kick some butt!"
Rage Raven : "I'm the one giving orders here! Only I can force things to be quicker or slower!"
*Rage and Bravery fights in the room, while Happy and Wisdom takes a few step back, Wisdom also force Marin to step back*
Wisdom : "you guys should go on another room, it's not safe here."
Fazalus : "alright."

Fazalus : "let's go on the room's corner, okay?"
*Fazalus, Aurora, Azolar moves to the corner*
Fazalus : "we must make this quick!"
Aurora : "yeah, I'm eager to make them pay!"
Azolar : "they will pay!"
*moves back to Krazil position*
Azolar : "can we discuss this at another room? Kinda annoying with them fighting."
*waiting response*

 

[TapZe]

General krazil: "Sure why not"
*General Krazil tell everyone to follow him*

 

[Daffa]

Wisdom Raven : "we stay."
Marin : "I'm staying too."
Happy Raven : "you shouldn't, if they hurt you, it won't be fun."
Marin : "don't worry."
Aurora : "let's go."
*follows Krazil*

 

[TapZe]

*At the another room*
General Krazil: "Ok I will give the troops and what else?"
*waiting response*

LegendzKing: "what happen?"
*waiting response*

 

[Vinz]

Mythic: Stella, make love with LegendzKing once more.

 

[Cherrymage]

Mythic: Directive, what is a power grid? Never heard of one before.
*Directive255 facetable*

Directive255 the Cakemaster: "A system of high tension cables by which electrical power is distributed throughout a region. Is that clear? I want you to sabotage the power grid of the Black Temple."

Jaina: "The troops are ready, only the power grid of the Black Temple to be sabotaged and the Chronospheres aren't ready yet."
*troops ready to infiltrate Black Temple*

*Massive Bomber drop another bomb, wiping more enemies in Daffa's TMK*
*total of 30% of Illidari forces at Daffa's TMK are killed*
Massive Bomber : "Bomb, away!" *automated message*

*Vestrope Daffa apologizes about the death of UMSR forces in Daffa TMK*
Premier Detriev: "No doubt, you Vestropian capitalists attempted to eliminate us all, but you find a nice but silly excuse......"
Lady Vashj: "What?! That massive thingy......take that down!"
*many Snap Dragons, Rangers, Obsidian Sphinxes......attack Massive Bomber*
*some MiGs arrive and attack Massive Bomber*

 

[Vinz]

Mythic: I see... Stella, convince LegendzKing to do the job for us.

 

[Daffa]

Vestrope Daffa : "I'm dead serious here, alright, I'll halt the machine, I give time for UMSR to withdrew. Inform me when area cleared of your forces. Will compensate your loss with my forces."
*the Massive Airship stops bombing*
Massive Airship : "activating return back to base." *moving away from Daffa TMK*

Aurora : "that should suffice."
Fazalus : "and we need it ASAP."
Aurora : "Krazil, can you prepare them ASAP?"

*Rage and Bravery still fighting at the room, which is covered with magical scrolls by Wisdom*
Rage Raven : "I'm not through yet!" *hits Bravery with black magic*
Bravery Raven : *fell to the ground* "ouch, this is good Rage, I'm getting boiled up!"
*continue battles*
*after awhile*
Wisdom Raven : "stop!"
Rage Raven : *slaps Wisdom* "not cool that you stopped me!"
Bravery Raven : *slaps Wisdom* "and you ruin the fun!"
Happy Raven : "Brave, you're just making things not fun, look at Marin!"
*Marin looks scared due to the intense battle*
Bravery Raven : "okay, I'll stop. Rage, you win."
Rage Raven : "I win!" *slaps Bravery*
Bravery Raven : "ouch."

LegendzKing: "what happen?"
Daffa the Mage : "nothing much." *disappears*
Mask : "again? Anyway, we got too much troubles."

 

[Cherrymage]

*A huge tsunami caused by Illidari Empire hits Southwest Vestrope*
*many Vestropians flooded by the tsunami*

Vestropian Commander: "Warning! A huge tsunami has occured! Alert! A huge tsunami has occured! Inform our champions about this immediately!"
*messenger sent to alert Vestrope Daffa, Vestrope Raven, Vestrope Siegfried and Vestrope Antonidas about the huge tsunami*

*morale decreases, Vestropians running everywhere and screaming*
Lady Vashj: "It's the right time! Attack! Make them bow before the will of our glorious Illidari Empire!"
*many Naga, Blood Elves, Satyrs and Demons invade Southwest Vestrope*

Emperor Illidan: "You dare eliminate our forces in Daffa TMK?! You'll regret, then BOW DOWN before our will, and beg for mercy and forgiveness!"
*many Elite Demon Hunters arrive*

Vestropian Commander: "Their numbers are too great! We must fall back to Port Chronohamur!"
*retreats to Port Chronohamur*


6 posts required to take down Port Chronohamur*

 

[WhiteFang]

*uses Echorecorder*
Echorecorder:warning,you can only use thois once a month.
Salvador:Well aware of that
Echorecorder:Teleporting to "The Cakemaster"
*Salvador ois teleported to Directive255*
Salvador:are you The Cakemaster?

 

[Daffa]

@Soviet, it will change if armed by any of the Vestropians Champions (the four Vestrope characters) or attacked by any Illidari Champions (ex. Kargath Bladefist), since they can affect the tide a lot.
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Vestrope Raven : *infuriated* "now, they're thinking we're weak? *calm down* And I'm sure it's Port Chronohamur which is first in line, move there.
*moves her forces to Port Chronohamur*
Vestrope Raven : "we're gonna halt them here."

Vestrope Antonidas : "alright, since our forces are most likely armed at Port Chronohamur, fortify the area."
Vestrope Antonidas : "I will remain at the capital to ensure no surprise attempt succeed."
Vestrope Siegfried : *arrives* "they will likely to pass the port. We need more forces."
Vestrope Antonidas : "then throw them back to Justice! Arm the defenses!"
*capital city defenses are bolstered*

Vestrope Daffa : "well, they think they have the edge of battle. It's not gonna be theirs forever."
*the Massive Airship moves to Vesuro, to it's airbase*

*appears at his isolated lab*
Daffa the Mage : "I'm just begin with this plan!" *laughs*
Daffa the Mage : "causing chaos, making destruction? Hah!" *smiles with a maniac smile*