Is Santa real?

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Well? is he!

I was doing the calculations and it is possible to go around the world and deliver presents to every Catholic(honestly screw the rest) if you account for the 12 difference in time around the world and if you traveled at jet speed with catholic targeting missile gifters.

and if that's possible, it means that there Is no reason why Santa isn't real.

so, is Santa real?

 

[Roland]

Santa = Saint Nicolas (NOT NICOLAS CAGE)

 

[The_Silent]

Don't read if you're below 10.

No, Santa isn't real.

 

[Rex.]

NOOOOO!!!! Santa is REAL!!!! Oh come on, he's a real person. Who does not know he's a real guy?

 

[DaneTheBeast]

He is, in your hearths

 

[Archimmonde]

Ofcourse NO!

 

[Cherrymage]

Of course not!

EDIT: He is, in children's and Rexy's heart

 

[Almia]

Santa = Saint Nicolas (NOT NICOLAS CAGE)

actually, no.(in some sense)


Santa Claus is just an ad mascot for Coca-Cola. He was invented in the 19th century.

 

[Binsu]

Sorry to burst the bubble but NO.

 

[Heinvers]

Just to patch your bubble right up: open up these threads in SE next time.
The thread fairies are picky.

 

[Wietlol]

"I was doing the calculations and it is possible to go around the world and deliver presents to every Catholic"
Stopped reading after that.
Ofcourse it is possible to go around the world in 24 hours and deliver presents to 1 person.

 

[Magtheridon96]

Is this thread real?

I was doing the calculations and it is in fact possible for someone to be this bored.

 

[Rex.]

You know that by bending space and time, Santa Claus is able to travel faster than light. Like a worm hole.

 

[Squiggy]

He's not real, no.

 

[Wietlol]

You know that by bending space and time, Santa Claus is able to travel faster than light. Like a worm hole.

But that is imposible.

 

[Heinvers]

You mean just as impossible as this thread?
If that's the case then please reassure the audience that you don't vouch for the OP.

 

[Wietlol]

I say it is possible to go around the earth and give 1 person a package... I don't see the problem in that.
It gets complicated when you are talking about all people on the earth.

 

[Almia]

If he travels faster than light, he will travel towards the past (as the time won't progress as you approach light and thus will regress thereafter)

 

[Wietlol]

Not really... you cant travel towards the past.
If you travel faster than light, you just want to close your eyes.
That said, if you can actually travel faster than light in any case.

 

[Almia]

Not really... you cant travel towards the past.
If you travel faster than light, you just want to close your eyes.
That said, if you can actually travel faster than light in any case.

actually, you do. Based on the Theory of Relativity.


This is also one of the reasons why Tachyons remains theoretical

 

[The_Silent]

actually, you do. Based on the Theory of Relativity.


This is also one of the reasons why Tachyons remains theoretical

Yes and no, since

"special theory of relativity, a particle (that has rest mass) with subluminal velocity needs infinite energy to accelerate to the speed of light".

Wikipedia Quote

Aka, it is impossible due to that self same theory.

 

[PublishedShadow]

But that is imposible.

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[Wietlol]

actually, you do. Based on the Theory of Relativity.

This is also one of the reasons why Tachyons remains theoretical

Tachyons are only theoretical because of how an object slows down compared to how fast it moves (compared to the universal speed... aka speed of light). But they are fun... especcially when you imagine how the world looks like when you are a tachyon.
EDIT:
I suppose that tachyons are ripped apart as soon as they break the speed of light... so it would not be fun to imagine how the world looks like when you are a tachyon yourself.

But you can still not move backwards in time... like you can not move forward in time.
You don't move at all in time.
You just move slower/faster than other objects which looks like your time speed is higher/lower.

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Yea sure... but I am talking from a different perspective.

 

[Almia]

WAIT, this is going out of topic.



Anyways, SANTA IS NOT TRUE.

 

[Wietlol]

WAIT, this is going out of topic.

Off-Topic
Yea guys we are going off topic... or is that called on topic in this forum?

Anyways, SANTA IS NOT TRUE.

Santa is true... but he is buried long ago.

 

[Almia]

Wait, that's a paradox.

We are going off-topic in an off-topic thread.
So are we off-off-topic? which in case are we on-topic or not?

 

[Flux]

WAIT, this is going out of topic.

But that topic is much better.

 

[Almia]

But that topic is much better.

but we are going off-topic in an off-topic

 

[Deleted member 238226]

oh look, someone just makes santa become real

Hidden

click the image to meet the santa

 

[Almia]

santa is avaible in hive now.

Hidden

uhhhh the url tag uhhhh

 

[Deleted member 238226]

it's fixed

 

[Plunders]

If you read this far you've passed by a lot of lies and confusing grown-up-talk, please disregard that.

Santa is indeed real, he gives presents to all those whom believe and have been nice this year.

Naturally for Santa to make it around the world in 1 night, he must use his powerful cristmas magic, this is manifested in his reign deer.
Simply by chanting his mystical rhyme these wonderous creatures will fly him around the world.

There is no laws of physics that can explain the speed of his sled, in fact the reason you won't see him flying around has nothing to do with speed.

The simple fact is, if you don't believe in Santa, you cannot see him flying around on Cristmas eve.

lol anyway Merry X-mas ;P

 

[Wasabee]

Santa is real guys.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Of course this is a real thread. people have been debating this topic for the last 100 years if not longer. just look at all the movies they have made about it.

it's like gravity. scientists still can't prove if it's real or not, but it or some form of it is obviously there. maybe Santa and the theory of gravity are.actually related. that's how he is able to be everywhere at once, or something

 

[The_Silent]

Of course this is a real thread. people have been debating this topic for the last 100 years if not longer. just look at all the movies they have made about it.

it's like gravity. scientists still can't prove if it's real or not, but it or some form of it is obviously there. maybe Santa and the theory of gravity are.actually related. that's how he is able to be everywhere at once, or something

No, and no. Where the heck do you get you information on science from? What the freaking heck, some serious scientific ignorance going on here, sorry to say. :/

 

[Wasabee]

Beats me.

 

[Almia]

i think gravity is also part of the higgs-boson particles

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Gravity is a theory. hello that clearly means it hasn't been proven or disproved. thus the use of the word theory

 

[The_Silent]

Gravity is a theory. hello that clearly means it hasn't been proven or disproved. thus the use of the word theory

Nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_theory

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

Nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_theory

you just disproved yourself. it says a theory can be rejected if disproved or proven irrelevant.

meaning it's no where near as being called a fact which is something that can not be disproven in how unshakeable true it is.

fact!

no one has disproved Santa's existence

 

[The_Silent]

you just disproved yourself. it says a theory can be rejected if disproved or proven irrelevant.

meaning it's no where near as being called a fact which is something that can not be disproven in how unshakeable true it is.

fact!

no one has disproved Santa's existence

There is no such thing as a scientific fact, or rather a scientific theory is scientific fact. Science is always open to changing laws and theories if evidence exists to prove current consensus wrong. That is the whole point of science, to get as close to reality as possible, by testing it. A theory that has been proven to be wrong, never proven to be right, or hasn't been tested enough yet, is called a hypothesis. Only fanatics deal in absolute unfalsifiable facts.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

People get ready, Santa is going to be flying through the air very soon. Get out your cameras and video tapes and lets see If we can catch some evidence

 

[PurgeandFire]

i saw santa in my mall the other day

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

you did? but how!

 

[Rui]

Lol guys xD the Hive will never change, only in this place could such a thread come to be.

 

[Chaosy]

Yes. Praise be onto him.

 

[userid907]

nope,
who's call me?, iam a santa
hohoho

 

[Chaosy]

iam a santa

Old Saint

Old sainta.

Ha.. ha..

I am funny.

 

[Almia]

Santa/Santo = <some language that are related to spanish> for "saint"

K bye

 

[Chaosy]

You must be fun at parties.