Favorite Quotes

[Cihparg]

This is a funny one =)

If you get it as I did, You'll be rofling hard.

 

[Anachron]

Thats not funny, thats stupid... Don't get me wrong, I can laugh about much things, but thats definitly not my humor.

 

[brad.dude03]

I don't see how that's anyone's humor. It's just not funny.

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is just energy condensed into a long, slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." - Bill Hicks

 

[terradont]

I agree. I can joke about most things, but that topic is not something i'd joke about.

 

[PurplePoot]

I agree. I can joke about most things, but that topic is not something i'd joke about.

Then you haven't been on the internet long enough.

But really, it does desensitize you to basically everything.

 

[Just_Spectating]

He has offended many jews

 

[Gausslander]

"When you share thoughts, expect them to be under constant revision." -Unknown

 

[Anachron]

'If you play Warcraft, you'll start discussing about your favourite quotes in a Wc3 related website after some years of the release. And maybe you will post something from Hitler.'

Me said.

 

[brad.dude03]

"See the ruins of the old world below
That's what our ancestors left us.
Our robot masters will know
How to clean this mess up
And build a better world
For man and machine alike
For the boys and the girls
Who are slaves building spaceships at night
In the fluorescent light.
That's 2009."

- Tokyo Police Club

 

[terradont]

Then you haven't been on the internet long enough.

But really, it does desensitize you to basically everything.

I've been on the internet for a long time, but i'll never think that'll be funny.

 

[Eccho]

"Gandalf the gray... Gandalf the fool."

 

[l0git3c]

"Tastinggoo"

 

[BearMan]

"Bust a move!" My personal one.

 

[Aeroblyctos]

Long road behind... Longer road ahead!

Yea I made it, but who cares? I just like it.

 

[Mr. Bob]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[Anachron]

I only see darkness..
Whoops, I have my cape down.

 

[Lihonessa]

Falcon punch!

 

[Thrikodius]

I have 3 that I can't choose between.
1: What if life where fair. Then we would deserve all the bad things that happen to us.
2: Stress can kill you (my appology to take it easy)
3: The one in my sig: Thrikodius fails so hard he actually wins.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.

People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security deserve neither and will lose both.

We hear of the conversion of water into wine at the marriage in Cana as of a miracle. But this conversion is, through the goodness of God, made every day before our eyes. Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

Yeah.

 

[Syth]

If in doubt, always follow your nose

It's a plan.

 

[PatruX]

Success is a journey, not a destination.

 

[Eccho]

--

the roots will heal in time,
as will the entire world.
The sacrifices have been made.
Just as the orcs, humans and night elves discarded their old hatreds
and stood united against a common foe,
so did nature herself rise up to banish the shadow forever.
As for me,
i came back to ensure that there would be a future,
to teach the world that it no longer needed guardians.
The hope for future generations has always resided in mortal hands.
And now that my task is done,
i will take my place amongst the legends of the past.

--

 

[baassee]

Lovely onces, especially brad.dudes ^^

well here's mines

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Reason is not automatic. Those who denie it cannot be conquered by it.

The world is round; it has no point.

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.

As death is so exciting, I will save it for last.

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.

I like life. It's something to do.

We all die, the goal isn't to live forever but to create something that will...

Authors unknown

 

[Interceptor]

"Come crawling... FASTER! Obey your Master!" - Metallica, Master of Puppets

"Sic itur ad astra" (means "Thus we will reach the stars", my astronomic project's motto)

"Death to the Surface dwellers!" - Naga

"His brain has not only been washed, as they say... It has been dry cleaned!"
"Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?" - Dr. Yen Lo, from Richard Condon's novel "The Manchurian Candidate"

"The immaterial has become immaterial" - Lord Beckett from "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie

And those in my signature, the first one meaning "In the name of Father, and Son, and Holy Spirit" and the second one meaning "Remember that you are (a) mortal".

 

[Aschy]

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is just energy condensed into a long, slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." - Bill Hicks

Wow, I think someone slipped him some DMT in his acid.

Forgot a couple from the Sphinx

"When you doubt your powers, you give powers to your doubts."

Sphinx: "When you learn to balance a tack hammer on your head, you will be able to attack your enemy with a focused attack."

Mr Furious: "Then why am I wearing watermelon on my feet?"

Sphinx: "I don't remember asking you to do that."

 

[Adolfukin]

my favorite :
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We ask forum members not to put quotes of GM-s in their signatures. /quote

 

[Redeemer59]

I have two.

"It's curious, the Orks are victims of their nature, but the humans are willfully persistent and blind. How they survived..." "...is a joke the universe shares with no one, I'm afraid."

and

The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "No..."

 

[Ani123]

"Courage is the Magic that turns dreams into Reality"

 

[Kyrbi0]

That reminds me:

"Fantasy is imagination manifested"

 

[baassee]

This is also a good one.

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand...

 

[Mr. Bob]

"ANIMAL ANIMAL ANIMAL" - Animal

 

[Gausslander]

"The question isn't who's going to let me. The question is who's going to stop me?"
-Ayn Rand, Russian Philosopher and Awesome Lady.

 

[Narrat0r]

Your favorite movie/TV show quotes?

To put it short, mine would probably be:

-"They all float... and when you're down here with me... you... float TOO!" - Pennywise, Stephen King's IT

This movie is pure garbage, but I loved the clown. Tim Curry is a great actor, and this repeated line makes me shiver out of awesomeness.

-"You fight without honor, you die without honor." - Koragg, Power Rangers: Mystic Force

Surprisingly, this masterpiece quote came from a Disney season of Power Rangers. Koragg is a great villain, especially because the only thing he cares about in battle is honor, however, he did give in the Rangers to win a couple battles because of that.

-"I told you to take CARE of him, not to f*cking TAKE CARE of him!" - Felix DeSouza, 51st State

Do I even have to describe this one? I do? Very well then.
-Scottish accent
-Epic face
-Hilarious situation
Go watch the movie NOW.

 

[Fussiler1]

''I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.''

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

"Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

 

[Darkness-4ever]

This:

 

[Icedrake]

I've got a bunch from Pirates of the Caribbean:

"You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die." - Lord Cutler Beckett

"Drop your weapons, or I kill the man." "Kill him, he's not our man." - Captain Sao Feng & Barbarossa.

"My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give a ass rat's if I live or die." - Some random guy in Dead Man's Chest.

"So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?" "Or you could surrender." - Barbarossa & Captain Jack Sparrow.

 

[Tyranid]

 

[Adiktuz]

‎"You loved me once. You can love me again."
-from the Vampire Diaries

 

[Boris_Spider]

Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

//\\^^//\\

 

[D a w n]

my favourite quotes are from Pokemon:
"Pikachu", "Pika-Pika" & "Pi-Pikachu" by Pikachu
"I choose you, Pikachu!" by Ash.

there might be a few more from other movies/shows, but these bring back memories of my awesome childhood days

 

[fladdermasken]

"Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!" ~Joker (Batman (1989))

"As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out." ~Joker (Batman (1989))

Oh, and The Mask of course...
Doyle: Really big sunglasses.
Park Policeman: Bike horn.
Doyle: Small mouth bass
Park Policeman: Bowling Pin
Doyle: [Yells in pain] Mouse Trap.
Park Policeman: Rubber Chicken.
Mask: A little to the left... that's it.
Doyle: [squeezes a stress releaver toy a few times] mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?
Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.
Park Policeman: Bazooka?
Mask: I have a permit for that.
Doyle: [going through The Mask's pocket] Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: What?
Mask: Uh-oh.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!
Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her!
[slaps both Kellaway and Doyle in the face repeatedly]
Mask: That's gotta hurt.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Get'em!
[looks down to see his and Doyles wristes are handcuffed to eachother]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Doyle!

Oh, and American Beauty has some superb quotes:
[Lester has just caught Caroline cheating with the Real Estate King]
Carolyn Burnham: Uh, Buddy, this is my...
Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.

 

[Zeron]

Brody: "You're gonna need a bigger boat" - jaws

Spartan: "Then we will fight in the shade" - 300

&&

Brad pit: "You're no messiah. you're a movie of the week. you're a f*cking t-shirt, at best" - Seven

 

[Kwah]

"I feel sad, you moron."

 

[8uY_YoU]

"Run for my life"

 

[scorpion182]

harold and kumar

Harold: Dude, we're so high right now!
Kumar: We're not low!

 

[GhostThruster]

"Why so serious?"

 

[Skycraft]

Favorite movie quote(s)?

Mine are:

"It's not who you are underneath - it's what you do that defines you." - Batman Begins
"You're not the devil. You're practice." - Batman Begins
"Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony." - The Matrix

What about you?

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

"Lightning never strikes the same place twice" - Scarrie movie 4
"Get in the car or you're gonna die" - Scarrie movie 4
"What's the matter with you?!?!" - Scarrie movie 4
"1...2...please don't do that!" - Scarrie movie 4
"I rather be dead... (gets zapped and die)" - Scarrie movie 4
"I fear that the presence of the outsiders will attract those who we do not speak.
If you talk about those who we do not speak, have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk?
Do not speak of that of about that we talk of speaking out." - Scarrie movie 4

 

[GhostThruster]

"I'll be back" - Terminator
"Bus driver? What bus dr- suddenly a bus rams over the unfortunate criminal" - The Dark Knight