Your most memorable warcraft quotes?

[SantaBla]

Grom: "Thrall... the blood haze has lifted... the demon's fire has burnt out in my veins.... I... have... freed... myself..."

Thrall: "No, old friend... you've freed us all."

Woman: Oh it's Prince Arthas hihihihi

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[~Void~]

Sylvanas: Arthas, you son of a bitch!

 

[SantaBla]

That's a good one.

 

[brad.dude03]

"Darkness called again. I tried to star 69 darkness but his line was busy. Darkness really needs to bed DSL"

 

[SantaBla]

Lol I don't remember that one.

 

[brad.dude03]

It's an Illidan quote. There's a running joke between the Dreadlord and Illidan about Darkness.. In fact, Arthas has a quote:

"Who is this Darkness guy anyway?"

Referring to all of the clips Illidan and Malganis has about him

 

[HyperActive]

"I have wandered alone little Misha, yet sometimes even I grow weary of this endless solitude..."
Not sure if that's how it goes, but at one time I could remember the whole Rexxar interlude monologue. It's quite good.

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

"I'm blind not deaf"

Illidan's quote.Teh best!

 

[brad.dude03]

No it's definetly not.

"Hello? I'm a Dreadlord not a Druglord!"

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not."

"Don't worry about the fine print. The soul consumption clause is never exercised. "

 

[brad.dude03]

"I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"

"These are not the druids you are looking for"

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

"I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"

Preceded by "I'll attract the enemy with my human call!"

 

[brad.dude03]

I'd quote the one about the Iron Chef parody, but I can't remember most of it. All I know is that it's bloody brilliant.

"Take this you bastard!"

"I shot the Sherrif, and his wee doggy too!"

"Guns don't kill people, I do!"

"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

Ah, good old Rifleman quotes.

"MORTAR COMBAT!"

 

[KKRP]

Troll Witch Doctor
"Announcer: Fakuwi-san?
Fakuwi-san: Yes, go ahead?
Announcer: What the Iron Troll is doing right now is putting heads in a pot. They have to boil for 20 minutes so the eyes can be used in a second dish in raspberry sorbet.
Woman:Mmmm. Sounds good."


Naga Royal Guard "No sink shall be safe from world domination"

Naga Royal Guard "Iced tea is part of our two-pronged offensive."

Rokhan "Sadly the name Pinkspear Tribe was already taken."

 

[brad.dude03]

Totally awesome quotes

"My name is Roy, and i'm a magic addict.

Crowd: Hiiiiii Roy"

 

[Hakeem]

"Hey! Puff-puff-give. That's the rule."

 

[Syth]

Tauren: Got milk?
Spirit Walker: My hoof and your ass have an appointment
Spirit Walker: Yes the spirits are talking to me (Farts) Oh YES there coming in clearly (Farts) Ahhh now there forming into a gaseous material (farts) I can actually see them now (Farts) the spirits are very powerful today.
Necromancer: UHH do you smell something? Oh its.. just the troops
Naga Sea Witch: Don't be so Shallow!

 

[Andreja]

"I said a bow string not a G...*sigh*.. never mind"
"Poke poke poke is that all you do?"
"Uuu that was nice"
"Me no sound like Yoda Do i?"
"Whats that smell oh bad dog!"
The priests quote:"Sideefects may include etc. (i dunno all of them) ....death.Magic is not for everyone."

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Totally awesome quotes

"My name is Roy, and i'm a magic addict.

Crowd: Hiiiiii Roy"

I was going to quote that, but I forgot the BM's name, and in the meantime, I found the other BM quote.

 

[Lord_T]

Who Said Blizzard games don't have bugs....

^ win. Absolute Win...

 

[anetherond]

The serious one:

"Let the echoes of doom resound across this wretched world, that all who live may hear them and despair"
-Archimonde

The jokey ones:

"I see... absolutely nothing..."
-Illidan

or

"I wonder why I never run out of arrows"
-Shandris

or

"Darkness called, but I was on the phone so I missed him. I tried to star 69 Darkness, but his mechine picked up. I yelled: 'pick up the phone Darkness!' but he ignored me! Darkness must have been screening his calls..."
-Demon Hunter

 

[frostwhisper]

In the depths no one can you scream. Well, they can but it's really muffled...

. .

 

[Lord_Sauron]

"We found a witch, may we burn her?", Monty Python rules so this will always hold a special place in my heart.

 

[brad.dude03]

Yeah there are many Monty Python quotes, mostly in the human units.

"It's only a flesh wound"

 

[frostwhisper]

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

 

[PurgeandFire]

"wah!" <-- Some sound a child makes when he dies. Press the little gem in the bottom right corner and place childs, and delete them all! You'll know what I mean when you try it.

And I love the troll batrider:

"I can see your house... BURNING!"
"Nuna-nuna-nuna-nuna-nuna-nuna-nuna-nuna, Ha, ME!"
"My balls are burning!"
"Tell my wife I *splat*"

And ofcourse, the famous spirit walker quote:

"Yes, the spirits are talking to me *fart* oh yes, they are coming in clearly *fart* Ah, now they are forming into a gassious material *fart* I can actually see them now *fart* The spirits are very powerful today...

 

[LordHunter]

I need a weapon

Wrong game lol

 

[frostwhisper]

The night elf runner had some pretty awesome quotes:

Attack1: Who... me?
Attack2: I wish I had a weapon.
Attack3: Get me out of here!

 

[Teh_Ephy]

NE Runner: When you care enough to send the best... send someone else.

 

[LR4873]

“My blade can cut through armor and still cut a tomato” or sth like that and “twin blade action... for clean close shave every time”. Them be Blademaster quotes.

 

[Masiah]

I must say that players of the spanish version don't hear this amusing comments...

But I've played the russian version too, and there they do have their own humour. This one is from the rifleman or the mortar team, can't remember (directly traduced from russian):

"The one with the biggest canon laughs the best."

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Cannon-Dwarf 1: Kill the dwarves!
Cannon-Dwarf 2: We are the dwarves...

 

[Lich_king2]

Footman:Grab your sword,and fight the horde
Captain:I should be farmer as my father wanted to.

 

[Darth_Muppet]

Heres a good one

"Could you put some bonus points in my drinking skills?" -Mountain King
"All i see is Blackness! ...Oh, my hood is down" -Acolyte

 

[Dr Super Good]

"Its hammer time!"

Matches beautifully with the one from TES oblivion.

"Its tavern time!"

Especially the way the TES oblivion said it.

 

[X.e.r.e.X]

Druid Of The Claw: Quit clicking on my bear ass!
Pure wins D:

 

[Direfury]

Death Knight
"I hate people, but I love gatherings"
"Has Hell frozen over yet?"
Lich
"Imhotep..."
"You are the weakest lich, goodbye!"
Knight
"My favorite color is blue.. No, yellow!!!"
Mortar Team
"Hey you! Catch!"
Beastmaster
"I summon the- achoo! *roar*"

 

[frostwhisper]

I don't reveal much on the minimap. It's all my fault *cries*
~Dryad

 

[Lucianus]

- The final pissed speech of Pit Lords... it's too long and I'm too lazy to write them out.
- "Take tis' yer bastard!" ~ Mortar Team
- "I bring PANDAMONIUM!" ~ Pandaren Brewmaster
- "For the end of the world spell, press Ctrl Alt Del." ~ Human Sorceress
- "Dress to kill. BLEH!" ~ Dreadlord
- "MA BALLS ARE BURNIN'! *Bat Screech*" ~ Troll Batrider

 

[frostwhisper]

Speaking of the batrider...

I can see your house... burning!

 

[X.e.r.e.X]

"I smell magic in the air... Or maybe barbeque" - Spell Breaker

 

[frostwhisper]

I smellz magix in teh air
...or maiby BBQ

~LOLCAT Spellbraker

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Something like 'Anibwawawabwiniwa, its a universel greeting' - Demon Hunter (?)

 

[Dr Super Good]

†-Revellion-†
A lot of yours were incorrectly quoted.

Peasant
Help! Help! I am being Represed!
Your the king? Well I didn't vote for you.
Doh!

 

[Masiah]

†-Revellion-†
A lot of yours were incorrectly quoted.

Must be from another language.

 

[Alekz]

From Warcraft 2 Two headed ogre
head 1: Were ready master.
Head 2: I'm not ready!

 

[I34w90_238j]

Arthas: "Captain, where did this grain come from?"
Footman: "Don't worry, sire. It's grain from Andorhal, and it has already been distributed to the most of villages."
Arthas: "(whispers to himself) Oh no... This grain was not meant to simply kill my people.. (scared voice) but to turn them into undead.. DEFEND YOURSELVES!!"

Troll Witch Doctor: "It's a COOKBOOK! A COOKBOOK!!!"

Maiev: I don't know what are those creatures, but they are bloodthirsty and fearless, who ever they are!"

Shan'do Stormrage: "What are these vile monsters?"
Tyrande: "I don't know. Let's better get to Maiev until it's too late."

Shan'do: "It has been a shipwreck here. The special allies I brought here from Ashenvale should be somewhere in the vicinity.
Tyrande: "(slowly) (absolutely stunned voice) Special .. allies ..?

And many else...

Do you know how Arthas was born? He had no mom. The thing is that one night when king was asleep, a demoness (well not demoness but some magical evil creature) came to his bedroom through the window and... well you know. It resulted in event when king gave birth to little Arthas. King was shocked. Aww how he cried at the moment of operation!

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Dryad:
I'll attract them with my human call... I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

The thing is that one night when king was asleep, a demoness (well not demoness but some magical evil creature) came to his bedroom through the window and... well you know.

Huh? What are you talking about? What did she do to him?

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Obviously, according to the rest of the post, they fell in love during the course of a single night. How else would the king have a baby?