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Three Hundred Helpful Pointers

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Ash, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. trolman

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    121)Obey,Obey, do as I say!
     
  2. Drunken_Jackal

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    122) God does not hate figs.
     
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    123) Fig hate is conservative.

    And pretty delicious smeared on toast.

    [​IMG]
     
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    124) Evil is a fallacy, shades of grey are hard to see
    when justice is blind and ignorance, bliss.
    morals all will seem amiss
     
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    125) Don't go to an international exchange consultation whilst wearing national socialist symbols on your cap.
     
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    126) Don't drop the soap.
     
  7. -Berz-

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    127) If someone drops the soap, make sure to be the last in line
     
  8. Pyramidhe@d

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    128) wearing your pants low in prison means that you are available for sex.
    129) people with a little white triangle tattoo means that they are convicted pedophiles.
    130) if you see a person in a photo with his hand partially in a pocket and he has three of this fingers out, he is likely a klansman
     
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    131)An easy way to avoid getting ass raided in prison is to simply shit in your pants and never shower you can wash away the shit but you cant wash away the shame!*

    *I am not responsable if the rapist has a skat fetish
     
  10. Kingz

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    132) It is better to live for the emperor than die for yourself.
     
  11. Pyramidhe@d

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    133) the emperor has been dead for millenias, his soul picked cleaned by demons of the void.
     
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    134) Everyone is special, which means that no one is... get over it.
     
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    135) Everyone is different. not everyone is sepcial. edit: fack typo
     
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    136)You will die and all you have ever achieved will not mean a thing. if you didnt exist, it would not make a difference.
     
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    137) Everything you can do, someone else can do better.
     
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    138) If the others can do it, then make them do it :{D
     
  17. Kingz

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    139) Divide and conquer.
     
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    140) Dont dig below your feet.
     
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    141) Don't dig straight up.
     
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    142) Never dig straight down.
    ^Minecraft Reference