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Three Hundred Helpful Pointers

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Ash, Apr 30, 2012.

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    41) More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
     
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    42) one does not simply walk into mordor
     
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    43) A human eats 14 flies on average a year, in their sleep.
     
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    44) Your ideas and interests are probably not shared by everyone else, maybe some. But that doesn't give you the right to force everyone into sharing your views.
     
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    45) The pointer after this will be 46.
     
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    46) The last pointer is correct.
     
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    47) If her age isn't on the clock, she's too young fer your cock. Which means it's all right for you to have intercourse with 13 year old's.
     
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    48) The previous point is wrong. 'If her age isn't on the clock' - this means its alright to have intercourse with 1 - 12 year olds only
     
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    49) The previus two were both wrong. "If her age isn't on the clock" bang somebody who is your age for the good of the world.
     
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    50) Go to Amsterdam. Now.
     
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    51) Never name your kid Adolf.
     
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    52) You will cross the street, and fetch me some orange sherbet.
     
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    53) Leaving your toothbrush on the sink will leave tiny brown particles of feces from when you flush the toilet smeared out over your enamel tissue upon brushing.
     
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    54) Don't split tens.
     
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    55) Read the rules, before uploading a spell :eek:
     
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    56) "results have been announced!" (been waiting for it for months :p)...
     
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    57) Anal sex should be approached by heterosexual couples with great caution. It is, literally and figuratively, a pain in the ass. When done right, it can provide a modicum of enjoyment for at least one of the people involved. When not done right, which is more often than not, it can result in anything from discomfort to the stuff of nightmares. And always use lube. Life is not like porn. Spitting won't do the trick.
     
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    58) im 12 and whats anal sex.
     
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    59.) Never believe that GhostThruster is 12, he is 15 on his profile.
     
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