Three Hundred Helpful Pointers

[gorillabull]

101. a wise man once said Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you!!!

offtopic: why are there so many people on the offtopic section lately

 

[fladdermasken]

102) supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

why are there so many people on the offtopic section lately

Reverse psychology.
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/off-topic-478/off-topic-liberty-commerce-215744/

 

[Arcisal]

103) YOLO is retarded. Stop whining and just do what you have to do to survive.

 

[RiotZ]

104) This is not the 104th post.

 

[RiotZ]

105) This is.

 

[Direfury]

106) Double Posting is bad.

 

[Vunjo]

107) ^ Not when it has a point.

 

[TheKurt009]

108)off-topic replies were made into senseless pointers

 

[RaijinSpark]

109) The higher the post number the less "helpful" it becomes.

 

[Jazztastic]

110) Hold your nose when getting t-bagged.

 

[-Berz-]

111) staying home on friday night is wrong

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

112) unless you are staying in for a 3 day weekend orgy

 

[Geazergimli2]

113) When you have a problem, if you tell the truth, the problem becomes part of your past. If you lie, it becomes part of your future

 

[Crazed_seal2]

114) Abandon your children, use HTML5!

 

[Sir Pryse]

115) If you were born poor, it is not your fault
But if you died poor, it is.

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

116) ^ Unless your name is Nikola Tesla.

 

[The Comunist Party]

117) trust the government to take care of you.

 

[-Berz-]

118) always trust a stranger

 

[Ash]

119) Point three hundred and one is the most important on this list.

 

[fladdermasken]

120) Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

 

[trolman]

121)Obey,Obey, do as I say!

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

122) God does not hate figs.

 

[fladdermasken]

123) Fig hate is conservative.

And pretty delicious smeared on toast.

 

[anarchianbedlam]

124) Evil is a fallacy, shades of grey are hard to see
when justice is blind and ignorance, bliss.
morals all will seem amiss

 

[Zombie]

125) Don't go to an international exchange consultation whilst wearing national socialist symbols on your cap.

 

[Jazztastic]

126) Don't drop the soap.

 

[-Berz-]

127) If someone drops the soap, make sure to be the last in line

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

128) wearing your pants low in prison means that you are available for sex.
129) people with a little white triangle tattoo means that they are convicted pedophiles.
130) if you see a person in a photo with his hand partially in a pocket and he has three of this fingers out, he is likely a klansman

 

[trolman]

131)An easy way to avoid getting ass raided in prison is to simply shit in your pants and never shower you can wash away the shit but you cant wash away the shame!*

*I am not responsable if the rapist has a skat fetish

 

[Kingz]

132) It is better to live for the emperor than die for yourself.

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

133) the emperor has been dead for millenias, his soul picked cleaned by demons of the void.

 

[anarchianbedlam]

134) Everyone is special, which means that no one is... get over it.

 

[GhostThruster]

135) Everyone is different. not everyone is sepcial. edit: fack typo

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

136)You will die and all you have ever achieved will not mean a thing. if you didnt exist, it would not make a difference.

 

[Skycraft]

137) Everything you can do, someone else can do better.

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

138) If the others can do it, then make them do it :{D

 

[Kingz]

139) Divide and conquer.

 

[trolman]

140) Dont dig below your feet.

 

[Direfury]

141) Don't dig straight up.

 

[TheKurt009]

142) Never dig straight down.
^Minecraft Reference

 

[Vunjo]

143) Unless you are so deep in the mine that the next block is guaranteed a bedrock.
^

 

[TheKurt009]

144) ^ Unless you got a little luckier that instead of bedrock a lava field is beneath the next block instead.

 

[Jazztastic]

145) Never play minecraft.

 

[Skycraft]

146) Chocolate people = Black people. This is a well known fact.