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Three Hundred Helpful Pointers

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Ash, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. Ash

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    Hello, friends! The purpose of this thread is to see if we can get to three hundred posts that detail helpful little facts that, if one remembers them, can really brighten up someone's day. The only rules that apply are forum ones, so no double posts, etc.

    So, I'll start:

    1) An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but two invites the mortician.
     
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    2) Don't invade Poland when the whole world tells you not to.
     
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    3) Taking direct consecutive hits in Mario is not a winning approach.
     
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    4) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
     
  5. Statharas

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    5) If you're drilling into your wall, use stickynotes to catch debris falling.
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    6) Normal is not a realistic goal.
     
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    7) You exist. You are made up of matter. Fortunately enough, it is just as easy to 'not exist' and the matter that was once you can go into something else that, I'm sure, will be much more grateful for being alive than your emo arse was.
     
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    8) Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
     
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    Why Did 8 afraid of & ?Because 7 87 9!!!!!
     
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    10) Always check your work.
     
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    11) Not all voles practice monogamy. Some just tunnel the first lump of shit they find.
     
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    12) The above point was a metaphor.
     
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    13) Nothing comes from nothing.
     
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    14) This thread will be closed before point 300
     
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    15) Everyone thinks they're unique, not just you.
     
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    16)A fool and his money are easily parted

    17)remember 2 wrongs don't make a right, but that 4 do
     
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    18) Religion and Politics are two of the few things that always lead to /enjoyable/ arguments.
     
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    19) The translation look-aside buffer is important for your computer to resolve page addresses efficiently.
     
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    20) OpenGL is a terrible Graphics API for beginners. Remember kids, Direct3D and SDL are your friends.
     
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    21) Yesterday until the last second that has passed is only a dream, this moment is what is real. Tomorrow is just another dream we are hoping to see. Life is just a dream of the moments reality.