Three Hundred Helpful Pointers

[Vunjo]

EDITED:

51) Never name your kid Adolf.

 

[Ash]

52) You will cross the street, and fetch me some orange sherbet.

 

[fladdermasken]

53) Leaving your toothbrush on the sink will leave tiny brown particles of feces from when you flush the toilet smeared out over your enamel tissue upon brushing.

 

[Linaze]

54) Don't split tens.

 

[Pharaoh_]

55) Read the rules, before uploading a spell

 

[mckill2009]

56) "results have been announced!" (been waiting for it for months )...

 

[brad.dude03]

57) Anal sex should be approached by heterosexual couples with great caution. It is, literally and figuratively, a pain in the ass. When done right, it can provide a modicum of enjoyment for at least one of the people involved. When not done right, which is more often than not, it can result in anything from discomfort to the stuff of nightmares. And always use lube. Life is not like porn. Spitting won't do the trick.

 

[GhostThruster]

58) im 12 and whats anal sex.

 

[sonofjay]

59.) Never believe that GhostThruster is 12, he is 15 on his profile.

 

[fladdermasken]

60) You are restricted from giving me rep for this post.

~ http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/off-topic-478/off-topic-liberty-commerce-215744/

 

[RiotZ]

61) Fladdermasken is not a transvestite.

 

[Vunjo]

62) HFR And Kas are finally banned! *hurray*

 

[PROXY]

63) Life is like a box of pralines. If you have a fat man by your side, it will be over faster.

 

[Sky Green]

62) HFR And Kas are finally banned! *hurray*

Off-topic: Why are they banned?

64) YOLO is actually used by girls how do anal

 

[Celaquil]

65) The bitches are real.

 

[trolman]

66)A life lived for simple pleasures is a wasted one.

 

[Direfury]

67) A little suffering is good for the soul, but too much will break you.

 

[RaijinSpark]

68) You're not unique. Everyone else is unique. Therefore, you are not.

 

[Vunjo]

69) Follow the prophecies of Light, or be cast aside in the eternal wrath of hell.

To Sky Green
I have no idea, but the troll and the noob have been dealt with, and everyone's happy

 

[Statharas]

70) Never heat up food in a microwave for more than 1:30 if you plan on eating it right when it's out of it.

 

[RiotZ]

70) Never heat up food in a microwave for more than 1:30 if you plan on eating it right when it's out of it.

How do you cook a potato in the microwave then?

71) HFR is God

 

[GhostThruster]

34) If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Sorry I just can't believe that harry potter guy did not write this

 

[Wraithling]

7135) Brush your teeth at least twice a day. Not brushing will cause your teeth to start falling out before you reach the age of 25.

 

[Urlock]

-34) If it exists, there is PORN PARODY of it; perhaps not actual porn.

 

[ike_ike]

75) fry chips twice for a crunchy exterior and fluffy innards

 

[ike_ike]

77) more astute observers may notice a correlation between pointer number and post number. this relation is left as an exercise for the reader

 

[GhostThruster]

77) I just did

 

[Vunjo]

78) How the F*ck did people mess up the post count

 

[mckill2009]

79) Justin Biever is **y, he will come out very soon...

 

[RiotZ]

80) Mckill2009 speaks the truth.

 

[-Berz-]

81) Better to be dead drunk than sobber dead.

 

[Celaquil]

82) Achieving personal perfection is a result of inadequate personal perception.

 

[Magtheridon96]

83) RGC is messing up with the point system, as I just won 6 games in a row and only got 15 points instead of 30, so it's not worth your time to play DotA on RGC if you want to improve your record.

 

[TheKurt009]

84) Directions:
Wake Up
Internet
Eat
Sleep
Repeat

 

[Ash]

85) The above point is not guaranteed to provide happiness.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

86) try to avoid starting nipple twisting wars with your bros while intoxicated

 

[eubz]

87. Believe and conquer.

 

[TheWhiteWolf]

88) If you are just going to give up after the first bump you hit on the open road, gtf back to your sandbox

 

[Joe-black-5]

89)That a...
Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way

 

[Ash]

90) Do not try the previous point if you are allergic to sugar.

 

[Joe-black-5]

91) Do not watch marry Poppins if you are allergic to sugar/chimneys/banks/magical umbrellas

 

[Direfury]

92) Don't watch it at all.

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

93) Pat cats on the ass. They love that shit

 

[Direfury]

94) They also love having their chins rubbed.

 

[mckill2009]

95) I have everything, but I dont have what I truly want...

 

[Ash]

96) The above pointer is not helpful, but the poster just thought you should know how emo he is.

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

97) Cat's whiskers are not like human hair. They contain sensitive nerve endings that are vital to the cat's sense of surroundings. if you do something stupid like burn them or trim them, someone should paint you red and then put you in a bull fight pit.

 

[Direfury]

98) Bulls don't actually hate the color red.

 

[Geazergimli2]

99) yolo

 

[fladdermasken]

100) Without music, time is just magazine subscriptions and dates by which bills must be paid.