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The Shitty Movie Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Japut3h, Mar 17, 2009.

  1. Samuraid

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    Well it has action and suspense...and that's about it. Not much of any substantial story of which to speak.

    In all fairness, it was probably the best of the 4 movies I mentioned.

    (This remains my opinion though, feel free to disagree :wink: )
     
  2. Dreadnought[dA]

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    Musicals *cough*
    Slashers *cough*
    Chick flicks (almost the same as musicals) *cough*
    Slasher chick flicks *double cough*
    Actually slasher musicals are ok :p
    Not really specific, but ya. Those drive me mad.

    If I had to name one movie, probably Husky and Starch. The High and the Mighty (John Wayne) also has to have THE WORST story line of any movie ever. I don't care what you name off, Snakes on a Plane is more interesting than the high and the Mighty and Airplane is even better than that! (Some people love Airplane @_@ I don't find it funny)
     
  3. Japut3h

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    Oh, oh, The Fog, utter bullshit. The director actually made room for undead pirates in the plot and still managed to fuck up.


     
  4. cool_is_i

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    I recommend the 1st post to make a list of the shittiest movies out there and our descriptions of them, so we can think twice before watching a piece of crap ^^
     
  5. brad.dude03

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    My friends and I have a made a hobby of tracking down the worst movies of all time.

    The place where you will find the absolute worst in cinema is the IMDb Bottom 100. If your movie isn't on there, then it's probably gold compared to those titles.

    The worst movie I've ever seen, in my life, is The Maize The Movie. For a very long time it was rated #1 on the IMDB Bottom 100. A sequel was made, but it seems nigh-impossible to obtain.

    It's worse than Plan Nine. It's worse than anything you can ever imagine.
     
  6. Emperor_Jackal

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    How on earth can you say that? Invasion of the Body Snatchers was excellent.
     
  7. Gilles

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    Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience is at the bottom of IMDB right now. It's got a 1.3/10 with 11,000 votes being cast. That's pretty bad.
     
  8. Joe-black-5

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    can someone show a link to the IMDB thing?
    and speaking about the Jonas Brother everyone know they suck including them
     
  9. Teh_Ephy

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    Preteen girls strongly disagree.
     
  10. Gilles

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    Google is awesome.

    Apparently they don't use IMDB. I'm surprised Disney doesn't pay them under the table for a good rating.
     
  11. Restor

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    Dune from 2000, that movie miss everything, camera, atmosphere, acting, music...

    and Daredevil (daredebil), it has the most retarded villian of all time.
     
  12. brad.dude03

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    As for Pitch Black, I loved it. It was much better than the Chronicles of Riddick and was actually a great movie. Trust me, there are FAR, FAR worse.

    Like anything made by Uwe Boll. I've suffered through both of his Bloodraynes, his terrible horror movie, Postal, and god knows what else.
     
  13. Restor

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    But the greatest sin of all cinematography was making of Matrix 2&3. Most totally useless sequels of all time
     
  14. Gilles

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    Ohhh, I can name a bunch of worse sequels.
     
  15. Billy the Cat

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    I liked Big Fish

    Seriously had to watch that during movie class? Wow, that's just... can't think of a word to describe it... Beep [Insert word here]
    My sister kept repeating the songs from that movie and it was extremly annoying.

    Ye, neither did I. I usually tend to prefer this kind of comedy to the comedy in a lot of movies (I liked Shaun of the Dead, and Monty Python for British humor), but Airplane didn't make me laugh.

    There are a lot of movies I don't like, because the are just simple everyday movies, no need to mention any of them cause they are completely forgettable.

    But looking at the bigger movies on The Internet Movie Database (IMDb)
    (Your link Joe-Black :wink:) the only movie for which I could find no argument to fit in it is Crash. Not that it's a shitty movie, but it just looked like a movie that was only made for the $$$.

    Some movies on the imdb top list were just not my kind of movie (Die Hard (I'm not really a fan of those action movies with bombs, terrorists, evil plans etc.), Matrix (No don't shoot me for this, I will dodge it anyway :wink:), Braveheart for the butt scene (yes, 1 scene can make you dislike a movie)) , but for those I can see why people like them.

    I haven't seen a lot of movies on the bottom 100, and I think it's better to come up with some movies that are not on that list.

    There is 1 movie I really hated, but I don't know the name anymore.

    The movie for what I can remember:
    Some people get stuck in a house hiding from a giant lizard. Some guys got killed and late in the movie 1 of those who got killed randomly pops up as a :fp: ZOMBIE (To Quote a famous movie called Trolls 2: Oh my Gooooooosh? Only zombie in the movie:hohum:) trying to eat all main characters, but gets killed a few seconds later. That seemed to be something to scare you, but it was so random I couldn't stop laughing.

    'Oh, I'll check whether it's safe to go outside!
    *Walks out of hiding place*
    WAAAAAAAAAAGH :ugly:'

    :gg:

    It looked like a mash up of movies like Jurassic Park and Jaws, with 1 zombie and extremely shitty special effects.

    In another scene the lizard was killing 1 guy, but the lizard looked and moved like 1 one of those lizard shaped children's toys (I could just imagine it making squeeky sounds).

    Funny horror movie (unintentionally) :eekani:

    Anyone knows the name?

    Ps I: start a thread about movies and I end up with posts like this! GRRRRRRRRR :cute:

    Ps II: I have never seen Lilo & Stitch, but I just like Stitch for being such a weird character compared to all other Disney characters, he got my favorite colors and he is an alien!

    Ps III: For the last holiday my father was planning on buying me and my sister some movies. I think he made a bad move thinking that we like the same kind of movies :gg:. So in the store she came up with all the romantic comedies she found and some sports movies (no NOT Raging Bull or something like that, but the movies that have the 'you already know it's all gonna get a happy ending after the team had some problems ending' kind of movies. She hated Amelié for being weird and loves movies with a morale, or movies that feature the Ollsen twins or have High School Musical in the name, or are based on a Dutch children novels (for those who are Dutch here might understand my point) and the movie she likes that comes closest to good would be the Titanic (although I don't think the Titanic is that bad as is being stated on The Internet Movie Database (IMDb))
     
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  16. Fimbus

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    Hellraiser 1 (and I'm guessing the 2. and 3. isn't greath either)
    Wax Mask
    Just my luck
    War of the Worlds
    That's all I can think of atm :|
     
  17. Teh_Ephy

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    The Matrix 2 & 3 were created because some woman was saying that it was her original storyline, and they stole it. They extended the storyline so that her claims couldn't hold.
     
  18. Restor

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    ok ok, Matrix 2&3 are my original storyes :) and it will let them to make matrix 4 which will go arrround few minutes, and it will say that 2&3 are only dreams of the Neo, and never happened and matrix ended after first part ....
     
  19. brad.dude03

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    Yeah, I fucking loved Reloaded and Revolutions, along with the original. I swear to christ, I don't care what you kids say, the story was great. I don't give a shit about the characters, it's the world. The machines against the humans, the previous versions of the Matrix, the vampires, the seraphim, all borrowed from all sorts of lore, but still fucking awesome.

    Like I said, there are far worse examples of fail cinematography.

    Die Hard Dracula is fucking awful, but it's one of the best for the so-bad-it's-funny awards. Same with Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (Filmed here in Ontario <3) and Plan Nine From Outerspace.

    Gay Niggers From Outerspace is torture, but it's only 20 minutes long.

    The Maize The Movie is still the very worst though, it spent forever at the very #1 spot on the IMDB Bottom 100.
     
  20. Teh_Ephy

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    The problem with Matrix 2 and 3 is probably that they worked on the world more than the story. P.S: brad, get on Shados' private WoW server! HiveChan Realm, we r horde!