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When news about the capture of the last Bolehland Imperial base (Forde's base) reaches Eric's ears, he burst out cackling in hysteria and overconfidence (like this). "Hah, we have crushed the last petty obstacle to the elven penis (Peninsula Jessnor)! Azlariah's Downfall is near..."
Just as Eric finished his giggling, the countdown finished and the abandoned structures exploded from the inside, came out shrapnels of metals that caused a chain reaction of explosions. Almost all the Pazi's near the structures were annihilated, and the remains heavily injured. However, the Drachenführer would not be aware of the burst until a moment later.
In supposed secrecy, Eric was watching some elven
in his office. The door suddenly opens and Eric was shocked. He quickly muted his laptop and put it aside, before a gigantic man entered his office. As soon as he closed the door, another informing session ensued. "I'm here to inform you that base F-01 (Forde's base) blew up in a sudden prism explosion."
Eric didn't believe his informer, and simply responded, "It wouldn't be happening," said Eric as he began to point at his adjutant, "I was not amused by your pathetic attempt to troll me with blatant lies." Eric moved his hands swiftly, telling the informant to piss off. "Your informing skills failed even worse than Günsche's."
"I have proof of what I've said," said the giant as he brought in a tablet, showing the moments of the base collapsing in the chain of prism explosions. Eric was frustrated and responded, "I can't believe this was actually happening. What a disgrace! There's no way for the buildings to burst out for no apparent reason. How unbelievable..." Eric slammed his desk in anger thrice as he called out Azlariah's name, yelling, "What a trickery from Azlariah! AZLARIAH!!! AZLARIAH!!! AZLARIAH!!!"
"This is MCV F01, one of our Sensor Arrays have detected a surge of data signals heading north. We believe this may be the work of the Pazi rebels. Over."
Deldrach would then transfer the message to Azlariah and Deroc. "So, these lousy, bigoted racists are hiding in the north as timid little rats... Anyway, thanks for the info. We'll keep you updated as we plan." Azlariah commented bitterly, "Bring it on, Othmar. Without you, my little adorable elves would be better off and we wouldn't be slaves to Illidan and Romanov..."
Just as Eric finished his giggling, the countdown finished and the abandoned structures exploded from the inside, came out shrapnels of metals that caused a chain reaction of explosions. Almost all the Pazi's near the structures were annihilated, and the remains heavily injured. However, the Drachenführer would not be aware of the burst until a moment later.
In supposed secrecy, Eric was watching some elven
porn
Eric didn't believe his informer, and simply responded, "It wouldn't be happening," said Eric as he began to point at his adjutant, "I was not amused by your pathetic attempt to troll me with blatant lies." Eric moved his hands swiftly, telling the informant to piss off. "Your informing skills failed even worse than Günsche's."
"I have proof of what I've said," said the giant as he brought in a tablet, showing the moments of the base collapsing in the chain of prism explosions. Eric was frustrated and responded, "I can't believe this was actually happening. What a disgrace! There's no way for the buildings to burst out for no apparent reason. How unbelievable..." Eric slammed his desk in anger thrice as he called out Azlariah's name, yelling, "What a trickery from Azlariah! AZLARIAH!!! AZLARIAH!!! AZLARIAH!!!"
"This is MCV F01, one of our Sensor Arrays have detected a surge of data signals heading north. We believe this may be the work of the Pazi rebels. Over."
Deldrach would then transfer the message to Azlariah and Deroc. "So, these lousy, bigoted racists are hiding in the north as timid little rats... Anyway, thanks for the info. We'll keep you updated as we plan." Azlariah commented bitterly, "Bring it on, Othmar. Without you, my little adorable elves would be better off and we wouldn't be slaves to Illidan and Romanov..."