[ALTERNATE ROLEPLAY] Chickens & Cakes: Resistance Against the Electronic Asses

[Leo Akastenix]

The Korean Hackers' computers jus got infected anf started downloading infdcted files and goes nuts by ipening folders , deleting system files and e.t.c

Hammer tanks were crushed by Trojan Grenade Slingers and Horses, Guardian Tanks were faced off with Recycler Meches which are supported with recycler War Engineers who kept repairing and boosting attack and defense, Multigunners were forved to retaliate a hufe army of Spamzters who kept spamming themselves and Cheap Tanks were being pounded by Malaware Scynborgs

 

[Edge45]

*Emperor Daffa sents a document of chaotic battle between EA and China to Airkings, as well as a scheme of invasion to Japan*
*In the invasion scheme, Emperor Daffa proposes that Airkings hit Japan from air while they take care of ground defenders. Japan is Airkings' to command if the invasion succeed*
*The message reached Airking HQ*
Edge: I fine plan, very well, change of plans, we strike for Japan,
*The attack towards north was cancelled, and the Airkings head way for Japan, passing from Taiwan*
*For 2 days*
*They arrived at East China Sea, which is just south of Japan*
Edge: Alright, send 7 squadrons of F-35s, add them up with 5 squads of Century Bombers and Harbingers
Officer: Yes sir,
*From the Floating Aircraft Carrier, the squads of aircrafts were sent, and heads for the southern coast of Japan*
*As it reach the borders*
*The aircrafts targets Japanese fleets*
*Slowly they passed until they reached the coast*
Edge: Alright, send in another wave, give a message towards Emperor Daffa, tell him, we have began
*More aircrafts are sent over Japan*

 

[Cherrymage]

Buraeu 121 is infected as a result of Virusing Legion's malware attack. The hackers are now trying to fix their computers...

Meanwhile, Kim Jong Un,

Spoiler

First Secretary of the WPK, Chairman of the National Defence Commission, Chairman of the WPK Central Military Commission and Supreme Commander of KPA,

is disappointed that the Airkings never responded to his request for alliance. He attempts to send in another request to the Airkings.

EA forces at US are losing... but their commanders are reckless and naive, and just continue sending in more Guardian Tanks, Hammer Tanks and Cheap Tanks, along with all of the EAs in US, to the frontline to face the Virusing Legion.

The infamous Japanese (actually, EA's Empire of the Rotten Shit) Navy soon arrives to counter the Airkings. As well as Jet Tengus, which are sent to destroy the Airkings aircrafts

 

[Leo Akastenix]

While the canadian frontline was littered with cirpses' smikes' screams' gunfire and explosions with smoke. The Virusing Legion sent another force consisting of mostly DOGE Tanks and Warriors from Mexico upwards in US. the unexpeding EA forces and smoked weed then charged on them.

Buraeu 121's base was suddenly attacked by Scynborgs. the scynborgs slaughtered the members and the guards then proceeded to rig yhe building with Malaware Bombs and set up Spam Spires.

Japanese computers started downloading nude photos of grandfathers and along with infected files, rapidly

 

[Daffa]

While the distraction force (spy force) are keeping the enemies in line. Emperor Daffa gets his forces in line with General Fazalus, under his command charges toward Japan. The entire force are warped using portals and pops suddenly at Kyoto, causing a massive damage to Japan defenses.
General Fazalus : "Strike! Show fear to their heart, for Aurora and Emperor Daffa!"

Meanwhile, most of EA forces at Borneo are wiped out by General Aurora's men, with reinforcement from General Raven. The amount of troops that EA has to deal with changes threefold, out of expectation. Emperor Daffa also opens portals to summon more troops.

Meanwhile, at Australia, with most of enemies are kept away from the existing base at Australia, Emperor Daffa arrival causes a major rise of morale for Phantom Alliance. Emperor Daffa then orders Classified Commander to conquer Australia in his banner.

 

[Devin]

*The chinese government has constructed a new Anti virus called Bingdu sha which removed most of the viruses in computer of chinese hackers at mongolia*
*Some of the sites which included the viruses got hacked by the chinese government*
*A Massive DDOS by the powerful Tianhe-2 hits the major Virusing legion sites*
*A chinese anti ballistic missile hits the KPA ICBM and destroys it*

*Forces in shenyang retreat from the shenyang and gather at the Great wall of china (Not the Great Firewall of china) at shanhaiguan*
*The chinese army reinforces at the Great wall*

*The army at chinese coast slaughter the remaining sunrock and regime forces and move to bejing in order to defend against KPA*

*China amasses a huge army at the north great wall of china in order to defend against KPA armies*
*Chinese bases are constructed near the great wall having airports which start constructing napalm bombs*
*President Xi Xao greatly approves the use of napalm in the defense*
President Xi Xao: "Ah, yesh!"
*Drinks a cup of Napalm tea*

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Some Bingdu virus files were suddenly copied and pasted in the DNa facility of the Virusing Legion and the deletors started deleting unesscary files, while Corrupter corrupts core files and injected a file that greatly corrupted thw Bingdu and changed it into a virus strain called " DarkXiao"(added in Virusin Legion pastebin), a half robot, half alien virus that has a naplam MKII(dark green flames)flamethrower attached to his left arm, am attached asault rifle on the right and is heavily armored. The "DarkXiao" retargets the Bingdus and proved to be successful.

DDOS hits the Virus base in Canada,greatly weaknig it but another invasion came from Atlanta, U.s. and starts wrecking havoc. DOGE tanks very spam much bullets on much pathetic many enemy units while Recycler Meches, Engineers wrecked havoc.


Ooc: Done mess virus with virus..

 

[Cherrymage]

Kenji: "Emperor! The very same mysterious force is attacking here, and is now pushing forward!"
*shows Emperor Yoshiro the situation*
Emperor Yoshiro: "What the fuck!?"
Kenji: "And one of their generals spoke out someone's name called 'Emperor Daffa'."
Emperor Yoshiro: "Emperor Daffa? Let me contact him for negotiation."
*attempts to contact Emperor Daffa*
Emperor Yoshiro: "Please... stop invading Japan and you'll get free copies of our best EA games! Okay, if you move back and leave Japan alone, not only I'll be safe, but... you'll also get to enjoy our games for free!"

DPRK sends a few Saboteurs to the newly built Chinese airfields, and they attempt to sabotage the production of napalm bombs, and try to detonate all available napalms in the airfield.

Meanwhile, under the orders of the great leader Kim Jong Un, a nuke is being secretly built...

 

[Daffa]

Emperor Daffa : "I have such no interest. My allies offer better trades with me than yours."
*Emperor Daffa then cuts the communication*

*Australia*
*With resistances in Australia shows no major threat to the new massive immense force that Emperor Daffa brought to the field, the entire island is his to command*
*Emperor Daffa and Classified Commander are discussing about further plan, starting with invasion of Japan, and China*
*However, Emperor Daffa also takes an interest to mess with Korea businesses as well*

 

[Cherrymage]

Emperor Yoshiro: "What!? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

For some reason the entire Gazya, along with Deroc, vanishes into nowhere.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Spamspires in Korea starts spammin" spamzters that attacked any enemy in sight.. even civilians..and starts working their way to Pyonyang...

All computers in Korea super faslty downlaoded the movie " The Interview" and Tv channels got hacked and now are showing the Interview..

 

[Edge45]

*The message from Kim Jong-Un has finally reached Airking HQ*
Edge: My my, a lot of ally requests, very well, call this guy
*A call recieves in Kim-Jong Un's office*
Edge: Greetings Kimmy--err.. Kim Jong-Un, you want to request an alliance, what are the conditions hmm?

*While the Empire's navy is fighting the Airking's aerial units*
*Another wave of Airking aircrafts have been sent, this time, torpedo bombers*
*They fly low and start bombing ships, blowing or sinking them*

*While at Kazahkstan*
Griffin: Missile preparation is complete,
*A call arrives from Granger*
Granger: General Griffin
Griffin: Yes General Granger
Granger: I receive word from the White House, it seems they are lately, in chaos
Griffin: What of it
Granger: Just send the Grand Marshall a message that I'm going to take America
Griffin: Roger that,

 

[Cherrymage]

Edge: Greetings Kimmy--err.. Kim Jong-Un, you want to request an alliance, what are the conditions hmm?
Kim Jong Un: "Well, together we will help each other in times of crisis, and the DPRK will provide you with supplies of uranium and gold. As we are attacking China now, how about we combine forces and crush the Chinese forces? In return we would like to ask for your protection and some of your aircrafts."

Unfortunately, the hacked TV channels are Malaysian ones, so it has little effect to the DPRK. In addition, every Korean is brainwashed to revere and love Kim Jong Un for eternity, so even if "The Interview" is inside, nobody will love that and will hate the movie for mocking their Dear Leader. But the computers are still affected nevertheless.

 

[Edge45]

Edge: Hmmm... looks straight forward, uranium you say,
*Edge thinks*
Edge: Alright, though we are a little busy in Japan, I'll be fully in touch with you once I have dealt the Imperial Force, cha cha
*Call ended*
Edge: Now, boys, we head for Nagasaki
*The Airfleet flies over the Imperial navy, and head towards Nagasaki*
*Came out Harriers flying and bombing ships, destroying them*
Edge: Alright, send a message to Emperor Daffa, tell him "Are you ready for the final strike?"
*Waiting for Daffa's response*

 

[Daffa]

*Using Australia as his base of command, Emperor Daffa prepares his main force toward Japan*
Emperor Daffa : "Commander, smash the imperium jerks, show no mercy!"
Commander : "Yes sir!"

*Meanwhile, General Fazalus breaches the front lines*
General Fazalus : "Die! For the Emperor!"
*The troops keep smashing the defense lines*

*received Edge's message*
Emperor Daffa : "Yes, time for a slaughter."

 

[Cherrymage]

Uhh, perhaps we could revive this?
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*Meanwhile, General Fazalus breaches the front lines*
General Fazalus : "Die! For the Emperor!"
*The troops keep smashing the defense lines*

The Electronic Asses are surprised at the sudden arrival of Fazalus' forces. But at the very moment Fazalus says "Die! For the Emperor!" their morale and rage boosts very high.

Kenji: "Blasphemy! Emperor Yoshiro of the Empire of the Electronic Asses is the One and the Only True Supreme Emperor!!!"
EAs begin to fight with Fazalus' forces with might and courage.

Kim Jong Un: "It's been two months... What were happening? I am borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr--"
*Kim Jong Un explodes, ruining the entire Korean Peninsula into nothing but ashes and mushes*
*and a massive earthquake happens on the Pacific Ocean and East Asia*
*and as a result, tsunamis hit Japan and the coasts of China*

Emperor Yoshiro: "Hey, what's with thi--"
*tsunamis strike in*
*Kenji and Yoshiro, along with the Ruskie General Oleg, drown in the massive tsunami*
*Yoshiro shows an ugly face, and holds his breath*
Emperor Yoshiro (screams like a lady being raped): "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Help! Help!"
*now, the entire Japan, as well as most of Fazalus' forces, is devoured by the massive tsunami*

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The virusing Legion, invades Shittynood's landswith legions of Malawares and Recyclers. Hardrives and Memory sticks swarmed the anti air defences with their laser cannons and MACBOOK Missiles. Internet Links spawned around the country territory and spamzters and Trojans spammed from it!

 

[Cherrymage]

@Leo: The entire Korean Peninsula has been vanished due to Kimmy's explosion.

 

[WhiteFang]

Archimonde Supreme The Chicken Master:Is this it?
Chicken General:Yes sir,this is all our troops
Archimonde Supreme The Chicken Master:It's a cow!
Chicken General:A super mutant,professionally trained elite cow

 

[Cherrymage]

OOC: I want to add in a new faction, but I wish to hear what you guys think.
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The remnants of the Electronic Asses -- those guys and gals from the Ruskie-Americorn Coalition, have decided to attack the Chicken Empire.

Commander Giles: "DESTROY THOSE CHICKENS!!! They are nothing compared to our might! And we will use their eggs

Spoiler

and huge-ass sperms

against those Westwood fools!"

Giles and Krukov arrive right next to Archimonde Supreme's footsteps (with many escorts), and quickly build a base there. Harvesting operations began soon, and the EAs are building up their forces...

Uri: "Yunru, it's getting boring... since that fat Kim Jong Jong self-exploded, we have nothing to do besides writing more games... and we're running out of creativity to create more games."
Uri: "Any more ideas, Yunru?"
Yunru: "Hmm..."
*light bulb pops out*
*TING!!!*
Yunru: "Ah! Let's tamper with time, shall we?"
Uri: "Let me think about it first..."

 

[Leo Akastenix]

OOC: Wht happened to my shittyhood invasion?

 

[Cherrymage]

@Leo: Sorry, I didn't know that you've made edits to your post.
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Fake Ass Cane: "What?!?! Those viruses are trying to foil my plans?!?!"
Fake Ass Cane: "YOU CAN'T KILL THE MESSIAH!!!"

*sends tons of Attack Cycles armed with EMP*
*the Cycles try to disable the malwares with EMP*
*followed by tons of Scorpion Tanks*

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The EMP didnt work, the viruses starts marching towards the incoming cyborgs, tanks and cycles, cooly and while firing their weapons.

 

[Cherrymage]

OOC: So, no input or suggestions?
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Shittyhood of Shod then tries to vanquish the malwares by spamming Fanatics (aka more professional Suicide Bombers) and more Militant Squads (including Rocket Militant Squads) toward the approaching waves of malwares.

Meanwhile, some old Artilleries (RA1) slowly drove toward the cliffs and begin firing......

Corrosive and extremely smelly liquid shits toward the malwares!

 

[Leo Akastenix]

OOC: Suggestion.. retreat and die!

The fanatics and militants were being slaughtered by gatling lazer cannons and plasmaz riflas.
The artikleries mamaged to took some, but more filled in the gap everytime. Hardrives starts bombing the artilleries. As for the shits, they didnt even pay attention.

 

[Cherrymage]

Fake Ass Cain: "Bring in Da Wota (Water)!"
*suddenly, a huge hail of tsunamis rain down from the skies, sinking and drowning any unfortunate malwares*

*meanwhile, Shod cowards are trying to escape via Subterranean APCs and Stealth APCs*

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The malawares kept going forward despite he water being poured on them, as they do not need oxygen and do not drown!

Internet Links appeared straight in front of the Pyramid of Shod and hundreds of spamzters and malawares teleported in and starts climbing atop to the pyramid, killing every resistance in their way.

 

[Cherrymage]

The malwares kept going forward despite he water being poured on them, as they do not need oxygen and do not drown! But the water could have dealt some serious damage to the electric compounds, and the conducted electricity could possibly ruin other malwares!

Internet Links appeared straight in front of the Pyramid of Shod and hundreds of spamzters and malwares teleported in and starts climbing atop to the pyramid, killing every resistance in their way.
Fake Ass Cane: "What?!?! They try to kill me?!?! Rule of thumb, Malwares! You Can't Kill the Messiah!"

The Shittyhood of Shod then tries to bombard the Internet Links via Venoms and Vertigos, and releases several Avatars and Flame Tanks to deal with the Malwares. Beam Cannons stationed on cliffs opened fire on the malwares.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Malawares are aliens with metal armor and weaponary on tham!!

The internet link receives serious damage, but several more spawned and spammed Recyclers and Trojans. An internet link appeared straight behind Fake Ass Cane and out came hundreds of Malawares firing at Cane.

 

[Cherrymage]

Fake Ass Cane was surprised that he jumped out of his skin in utter horror. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Please, spare me! YOU CAN'T KILL THA MESSIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

All Shod elite guards rushed to Fake Ass Cane's rescue and defense, and begin shooting at the malwares. And some Rocket Militants are firing at the Internet Link in an attempt to break down the connection.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

They brought in several Trojan Warriors, with lightsabers who jumped over the guards and starts slashing at Cane.
The internet link gets damaged, but efore breakig down, another one sprouts up and pured in Trojans.

 

[Cherrymage]

Fake Ass Cane: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Hands begin to rose from the ground and grab the malwares, while some slap at them and punch the Internet Links. Fake Ass Cane dissolves into shadowy essences and fades away in darkness.

@Leo: How to defeat those malwares??? Help!!!

 

[Leo Akastenix]

@Malawares are ordinary bionic soldiers, they are just wearing heavy armor, do what you must!

The malawares struggled but the Trojans poured from the pyramid, most jumped 20 feet high and slammed into an unfortunate Shod soldiers, decapitating and slaughtering them! They now brught in a Trojan Horse, full of plasma bolted crossbows, which rained down upon the unfortunate Shods.

 

[Cherrymage]

@Leo: Then it must be hard for Shod...
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Some Rocket Militants opened rapid fire on the Malwares and find out that their rockets, when concentrated, can deal some serious damage to the Malwares. And as such, their morale boosts greatly.

"Use sheer firepower to bring 'em down!!!"

However, they are a little too late, as half of the Pyramid of Shod has been ravaged into ashes and rock chunks.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The trojan horse, robotic one stomped up to the rocket troopers and plasma bolts rained down in them unfortunate shods.

 

[Cherrymage]

The Shods have no choice but to flee like puny little cowards. All of the Shod infantries boarded the Stealth APCs and begin to leave...

OOC: We need more people to make RACC more fun

 

[Edge45]

*The Airkings intercepted signals from Nod*
Edge: Heh, alright boys, we have ourselves another competition, call General Griffin
Officer: Yes sir!... Hello, General Griffin,
Griffin: Gen. Griffin here
Edge: Alright General, send that missile of yours to these coordinates (Pyramid of Shod)
Griffin: Roger that sir, sending them

*A missile is fired from Baikonor, heading towards the Pyramid of Shod*

I'm bored, wanna have some fun again

 

[Cherrymage]

@Edge45: Welcome Back, Commander!
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Shod Militant #2: "Hey, what's with that--"
*missile hits the Pyramid of Shod and explodes*
*rocks and metals collapsed on Militant #2*
Shod Rocket Militant #3: "Oh, holy shit! We must run! Run! Run!!!"
Shod Militant #1: "Not only we have to face those damn malwares, but also aliens!!!"
Shod Fanatic #69: "Sayonara!!!"
*Fanatic #69 begins dancing like crazy*

Shod Enlightened Cyborg #22: "Hey, what are you--"
Shod Fanatic #69: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
*dashes toward the malwares in great speed*
*explodes*
*and a huge, roasting mushroom cloud of radiation bursts out, effectively reducing the Pyramid of Shod into vacuum*

Oleg Vodnik: "Hey, look! Cane's Pyramid is gone!"
Giles: "What? Are you... serious???"
Oleg Vodnik: "Yes!"
*pulls Giles toward a telescope*
*Giles lowers himself and peers through the telescope, and sees Pyramid of Shod in ruins*
*immediately gets up in horror*

Giles: "I can't believe it! The legendary Shittyhood of Shod has fallen! What should we do?!?!"
Oleg Vodnik: (whispers softly)
*Giles nods, allowing an evil grin to show on his face*
Giles: "I see!"

Meanwhile...
Yunru: "Milord! Milord! Urgent news!!!"
Uri: "What happened?"
Yunru: "The malwares... they have nuked... the Pyramid of Shod along with all other Shoddies!"
Uri: "Thanks for your info, but I don't think so. Those Shoddies are experts at hiding and fooling around. But, since the evil Emperor has fallen, we should no longer worry about those Electronic Assholes."

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Thr malawares got destroyed. But too many were still alive and they rampaged onto the surviving Shods.

Lord Troy "Sir.. the shittyhood haz fallen, what is our next target? Westwood"
Lord Leo of Virusion "Hm... actually i like Dune and Red Alert 2.. so leave it be... actually, ask them if they could give me free westwood games!"

A message pops up on Yuri's phone "Hail, From Lord Leo of Virusion, I have a deal for you, if you can guve me free westwood games for FREE, i will see to the demize of EA"

 

[Cherrymage]

@Leo: "Yuri"? Did You Mean : Uri?
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A message pops up on Yuri's phone "Hail, From Lord Leo of Virusion, I have a deal for you, if you can give me free Westwood games for FREE, i will see to the demize of EA."

Uri: "Hmm... let me think about this first, friend... (after a few seconds of silence) yes, you may enjoy FREE games, just make sure not to send the copies to other companies especially the evil EA"

 

[Leo Akastenix]

"Very well, my first download and attack begins now!" A message pops up.

Downloads Dune200 with 50 MB per sec.

Starts attacking EA by raising their gamebprices to like 10000 dollars and so on. Also replacung game names with Cola and Cocaine 3: Candy Wrath and Raid Alaska 3: Downfalling and so on.

 

[Edge45]

*Call arrived from the Airfleet*
Gen. Griffin: Grand Marshal, the nuke was a success
Edge: Good, good, now prepare another missile, I just know where to drop it,
Gen. Griffin: Yes sir
Edge: Alright, our conquest on Japan continues, forward my aircrafts!
*The onslaught on Japan continues, the airforce approaches Tokyo...*

 

[Cherrymage]

@Edge: Japan is already sunken by huge tsunamis, as a result of Kimmy's self-explosion
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Suddenly, the EA lose lots of business and begin receiving overwhelming complaints from their fans, all thanks to the attacks.

Giles: "Damn! Those fuckers have just hacked into our websites! And they have changed the names of our games!!!"
Oleg Vodnik: "Must launch a retaliation... LET'S RETALIATE!!!"
Giles: "Yeah!"

E-Asses then begin launching waves and tsunamis of BSOD attacks toward Virusing Legion's computers.

Doraemon's main theme plays on the background.

Oleg Vodnik: "Ah... I have an idea. Let's call Doraemon to help us, shall we?"
Giles falls off the floor and begins giggling.
Giles: "Do you think we're living in a matrix or some fantasy, where everything mundane is possible??? Come on, get practical and stop daydreaming!"
Oleg Vodnik: "How do you explain about the magics of Uri's mysterious allies (Gazya and Regime)? And the Virusing Legion? I think this is possible. Come on, be optimistic, comrade!"

Suddenly, the drawer at Giles' desk pulls open, and Doraemon, along with his 4 other buddies (Nobita, Shizuka, Takeshi and Suneo?) hops out from the drawer.

Doraemon: "ㄋㄧˊ ㄏㄠˇ, ㄨㄛˇ ㄕˋ ㄉㄨㄛ ㄌㄚ A ㄇㄥˋ. ㄑㄧㄥˇ ㄨㄣˋ ㄧㄡˇ ㄕㄣˊ ㄇㄜ ㄎㄜˊ ㄧˇ ㄅㄤ ㄉㄠˋ ㄋㄧˇ ㄉㄜ˙ ㄇㄚ?"
Oleg Vodnik: "What?"
Takeshi: "@#$ 32$@#4 Nippon #$@ Nippon-go $#% wt53$^%&^ ??? BAKA!!!"
Giles: "What are you--"

Doraemon takes out a yellow soap.
Doraemon: "ㄉㄨㄛ ㄌㄚ A ㄇㄥˋ-- Doraemon is here to help you. What are your names by the way?"

Oleg Vodnik and Giles begin introducing themselves to the five children, and vice versa. So far Nobita and Doraemon (are successfully brainwashed by EA mouthpiece propagandas and) has agreed to help EA, but Shizuka refused. But she knew she would be alone (and her hometown is devastated), so she has no choice but to stick with her other buddies.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

BSOD managed to kill some computers but big ones managed to retilate.
They further changed.. Crazy and Crackers: Hero Flowers and Tigerian Twilight Sparkle(with my little pony cover art).

 

[Cherrymage]

Oleg Vodnik: "Close and disconnect our websites!"
*done*

Oleg Vodnik: "Okay, now, any ideas?"
Nobita raises his right hand.
Nobita: "I know! Let's ambush 'em! With a pinkie doorie!"
Doraemon: "But--"
Nobita: "Just do it--"
Takeshi: "Hey, you--"

Oleg Vodnik: "Stop! Doraemon, please do your job,"
Doraemon: "Yes"
Doraemon puts his hand in his pocket attached to his tummy, and after one second he takes a pink door out.

Doraemon: "Done."
Giles: "But our armies--"
Doraemon: "Enlarging Gun!"

Doraemon pulls out a fancy-looking gun and releases a light blue ray toward the pink door, enlarging it.

Oleg Vodnik: "Assemble all of our BEST troops and tanks! We're going to teach those malwares a lesson!!!"
All the elite infantries and vehicles assemble before the giant pink gate.

Oleg Vodnik: "Now, attack!!!"
The pink door opens itself, and the Ruskie-Americorn units rush toward the gate...

...and arrives right before the big computers and Lord Troy. The gazillions of Ruskie-Americorn units begin tearing the Virusing Legion malwares and computers down.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Lord Troy laughed.
" You are foolish enough to come into our realm!(The internet nether)"
Gazillions and Gazillions of viruses, trojans, malawares, recyclers and others appeared and surrounded the soldiers.
"Now.. a little practice.." Lord Troy said.
From nearby computers, which red alert 3 was installed widened into portals and out marched mutated versions of peacekeepers, conscripts, black tesla troopers and Cryo Legionnaires.Hundreds of corrupted units from Red Alert, even a dark green King Oni marched out. Several computers with Tiberium twilight, Nid cyborgs twisted out of recognition appeared.THEN.. as one. Every virus in the realm vonverged on the soldiers of the puny invaders.

 

[Cherrymage]

Oleg Vodnik: "Oh, fuck! Hey, Doraemon, any solutions?!"
Doraemon: "Here!!! Shrinking Bazooka!"
*takes out a huge bazooka and shoots a special missle toward the viruses and malwares,*
*it hits the ground and explodes, releasing a surge of burning energy and also shrunk the malwares into tiny ants*

Giles: "I still have Mammoth Tanks stolen from RA1,"

Several RA1 Mammoth Tanks show up and begin blasting the computers.
Doraemon: "Force Shield!"
A dense, thick force shield cover Doraemon, Oleg, Giles, Nobita, Takeshi and the fat guy (forgot his name).

Takeshi: "Robot Army!"
An army of Buzz (Toy Story) and baby-sized TS Cyborgs, along with some small spider-like Cyborg Reapers, march toward the computers and malwares and try to demolish them.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

More came pourig them and soon they try to demolish the pinkie door with huge apocalypse tanks. Dead soldiers were raise as corrupted soldiers. Corupted orcs from warcraft to mutated protoss from starcraft, chargedat the puny invaders.

 

[Edge45]

Officer: Sir! we've intercepted a signal, they call themselves the Virusing Legion,
Edge: Yeah, yeah, I already know, trace the coordinate of this realm they have,
Officer: Yes sir
Edge: Hello, General Griffin?
Gen. Griffin: Missile is ready sir
Edge: General Granger?
Granger: My troops just conquered Russia, my forces will be ready to move out soon
Edge: Good, rendezvous with the Airfleet at the Pacific, ASAP!
Granger: Yes sir!

*...*

 

[Leo Akastenix]

@What signal is intercepted?