[ALTERNATE ROLEPLAY] Chickens & Cakes: Resistance Against the Electronic Asses

[Edge45]

Grand Marshall Edge: I need contact with General Griffin and Granger,
Gen Granger: General Granger here, what are your orders sir
Gen Griffin: General Griffin, standing by
Grand Marshall Edge: Alright, your orders are to bomb Leningrad and Stalingrad, keep it stealthy as soon as you can
Gen Granger: Roger, I will take Leningrad,
Gen Griffin: I will take out Stalingrad,
Gr.Marsh. Edge: Once you shocked down the enemy, steal all their technologies, treasures or whatever you can find valuable, that includes the Hermitage in Leningrad, do not use any ground forces to move around, use our Blackhawks and provide support with aerial units
The Two Gen: Yes sir!

 

[Cherrymage]

*Yoshiro starts a telepathy with AS the Chickenmaster*
Emperor Yoshiro: Greetings, Chickenmaster. I've discovered that you registered a Westwood account and evade the mandatory payment. Delete your Westwood account, pay for your recently bought chickens and register an EA account immediately, otherwise, be prepared to be obilerated...

 

[WhiteFang]

Archimonde Supreme The Chickenmaster:Blasphemy!I refuse to pay for chickenChicken is love,chicken is life!
*waiting for response*

 

[Cherrymage]

Emperor Yoshiro: How dare you refuse?! This talk is over, you and all the chickens will suffer dearly!
*ends the telepathy with anger and disappointment*
Emperor Yoshiro: That chicken... damn. Kenji! Lissette! Oleg! I want you three to launch a combined invasion targeting chickens! Kill and torture all chickens you see!
The Three Generals: Yes, Emperor!
*the trio departs*

*EA declares war on chickens*
*all EA soldiers kill any chickens on sight*
*some chickens are sent to EA gulags, only to be tortured and enslaved*

 

[WhiteFang]

Archimonde Supreme The Chickenmaster:Blasphemy!
*summons a mobile KFC*
*eats chicken*

 

[Edge45]

Oh yes, I will name mine the Eagle Elite Force
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*Leningrad*
*Suddenly, came B1-B Bombers and knocked down Russian ships in the lake and the russian vehicles and infantries on ground*
*The bombing continues*
*Then came the Blackhawks, they are heading to the Hermitage, to steal the treasures of the Russian*
*The Blackhawks arrive and started shooting the guards and stole the treasures, then they put it in the Blackhaws and flew away*
*Still, the bombing continues*

 

[Cherrymage]

Ruskie Commandar: Damn. Those Generals' Association fools... Bullfrogs! MiGs!
*Bullfrogs and MiGs arrive*
*destroy aircrafts of Edge*

 

[WhiteFang]

*eats more chicken*
Archimonde Supreme The Chickenmaster:SO GUD!!!!!!
*eats even MORE chicken*

 

[Daffa]

*the whole Shadow Empire forces wipes the EA base*
Emperor Daffa : "leave none alive!"

 

[Cherrymage]

*launches a Psionic Decimator strike on Daffa's base*

Emperor Yoshiro (Loud): Hmm. Chicken is love, chicken is life? Then why you eat your own kin???
Emperor Yoshiro: My son, Tatsu, convince the chickens!
Prince Tatsu: Yes father!
*leaves*

Prince Tatsu: Hey, attention ppease! Chickens, I know you love the Chickenmaster, but, are you aware that he eats some of your kin?
Chicken Minion #1: What?! We're being SCAMMED! Fuck!
*some Chicken Minions change alliegiance to EA*

*meanwhile*
*in Westwood Fortress*
Siegfried: Lord Uri, our scouts have reported that there's a mysterious stealthy force lurking in the Borneo Island.
Uri: What?
Uri: I know, your words are true.
*starts telepathy with Edge*
Uri: Edge, can you please help us investigate about a mysterious forcebin Borneo Island?
*waiting for Edge response*

 

[Daffa]

*Emperor Daffa and General Xeraz halts the effect of the Decimator*
Emperor Daffa : "those who invade what's now ours mustn't be spared!"
*Shadow Empire forces decimates the whole base with their weapons and spells*

*meanwhile, General HaltWatch moves in toward a lab of Westwood forces at Borneo*
General HaltWatch : "this better be worth them."

 

[Cherrymage]

*Reloaded Army Nod Cyborgs and Cyborg Reapers detect General HaltWatch*
Nod Cyborg Reaper: "Exterminating!"
*Cyborg Reapers hurl poisonous Tiberium projectiles towards HaltWatch*
*Nod Attack Buggies approach*
*Nod forces attack HaltWatch*

 

[WhiteFang]

*continues to eat chicken*

 

[Edge45]

Uri: I know, your words are true.
*starts telepathy with Edge*
Uri: Edge, can you please help us investigate about a mysterious forcebin Borneo Island?
Grand Marshall Edge: A yes General Uri, but I'm afraid my units are only in range in Europe and Russia
*In Leningrad*
General Griffin: It looks like their onto defense option, release the King Raptors and F-15
*The King Raptors and F-15 are deployed and attacked the MiGs*
*Some MiG's are hit by surprise and destroyed*
*Meanwhile, the forces attacking Leningrad continues their task*

 

[WhiteFang]

*rages*
Archimonde Supreme The Chickenmaster:I WANT MORE CHICKEN!!!!!!

 

[Daffa]

General HaltWatch : "damn them!"
*opens his eye patch and unleash a devastating energy wave that destroys most of the attackers*
General HaltWatch : "burn! Tremble!" *burns the whole base*
*a Sabotage Team infiltrates the lab, gaining some information of Westwood technologies*
General HaltWatch : "now, kill them all!"
*HaltWatch forces start overrun the base with their powers*

 

[Cherrymage]

*few days later, after recruiting people around the world*
*65% of Antarctica is inhabited by Cake Empire of Gazya people, including the ones who were sent by Uri*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: Perhaps... we should investigate what's going on in the Malay Archipelago. Hmm... Regime Haru-chan!
Regime Haruhi Fujioka: Yes, senpai?
Directive255 the Cakemaster: Can you do me a favor please? Send some Regime expeditions to the following islands, Borneo, Malayland (Tanah Melayu, Malayan Peninsula), Sumatera and Java.
Regime Haruhi Fujioka: Okay, senpai. I will help you. Right now, I need to plan with my champions. Champions of the Regime! We have a meeting!
*departs with Regime champions*

 

[Daffa]

*General HaltWatch forces decimates most of the base*
General HaltWatch : "alright, we're mostly done here, some troops will finish the job. We're leaving."
*opens a gate (same as RACC RP NullMagic gates)*
*General HaltWatch enters the gate with most of the forces*

*Emperor Daffa overrun the base, mostly*
Emperor Daffa : "this should be sufficient..."
*General HaltWatch forces arrvives*
General HaltWatch : "I bring reports."
Emperor Daffa : "nicely done. Alright, share the reports now."
*General HaltWatch gives his reports*
Emperor Daffa : "interesting. I see that these enemies are evil fools."
General Xeraz : "so, what will we do?"
Emperor Daffa : "let's build our civilization first, make sure none of the brats enter our territories in Borneo Island."
General Xeraz : "understood."
*Shadow Empire starts building massive bases across Borneo Island*

 

[Cherrymage]

*a massive Regime battalion bumps onto Shadow Empire main base, where Daffa and all other Shadow Empire champions are there*
*sets up a Regime base, while still oblivious to the presence of Shadow Empire forces*

 

[Daffa]

Emperor Daffa : "they can't just be sleeping by now."
General HaltWatch : "your orders?"
Emperor Daffa : "guard their movements, make sure they don't suspect our presence. I'm pretty familiar with the banners ; Rising Sun Regime (from his universe, Regime of the Rising Sun is called by this name). I'm pretty sure their allies, perhaps the Empire of Cakes (you know what) are also somewhere around, so stay cautious."
General HaltWatch : "understood."
*Emperor Daffa and the other 2 Generals leaves for Java Island with General HaltWatch in charge of Borneo Island*

*Shores*
Emperor Daffa : "let's enjoy some trips." *creates a gate* "let's go."
*Shadow Empire forces moves through the gate*

*Jakarta, Java Island*
*a portal opens*
Emperor Daffa : *steps out of the gate followed by his massive army of soldiers* "we better set our base quickly."
*an MCV gets out from the gate, develops and Shadow Empire start building a base*

 

[Edge45]

*4 days passed*
*Stalingrad and Leningrad have been ransacked*
*The planes of the Elite Eagle Army (EEA) flew through the conquered cities*
General Griffin: Reporting Grand Marshall, Leningrad is in our control
General Granger: Reporting Grand Marshall, Stalingrad falls through our power in the skies
Grand Marshall: Impressive, now, we shall advance to Moskow, ready the Centurions!
*The airfleet of the EEA heads to Russa's capital Moskow*

 

[Cherrymage]

Emperor Yoshiro: Wut?! Edge... You will pay...
*Oleg approached*
Oleg: Sorry, Emperor, but, the Westwood idiots are starting a rebellion in Moscow.
Emperor Yoshiro: Uri... that bald-headed fool.
*launches an invasion to retake Leningrad*

 

[Edge45]

*In briefing*
*A call arrive*
Gen. Giles Price: Good Morning Grand Marshall, there appears to be a problem, our Scouting Aircrafts have spotted a Russian invasion to take back Leningrad
Grand Marshall Edge: And so they want it back, very well, I'll ensure the defenses to you General,
Gen. Giles Price: Will do Grand Marshall
*Call ended*
*General Giles' troops are now stationed in Leningrad, aircraft patrols doubled and stealth aircrafts on the move, defenses are ready for the invasion*

 

[Cherrymage]

*meanwhile*
*in Poland*
*a Mentalchaos Battle Lab blows up unexceptedly, releasing many nerve chemicals and chaos gas*
*all Westwood Forces in Poland become berzerk and corrupted*
*the Westwopd forces in Poland attack each other brutally*
*the Viruses of the Scorpion Cell and the mutant DNA of the Headquarters gradually corrupted by the chaos gas*
*5 minutes later*
*thanks to the chaos gas and the corrupted viruses, all the affected force become undead*
Undead Rahn: Embrace the wrath of Ner'zhul!
*undead cheer*
*undead attack other sane Westwood forces in Europe*
Uri: Goddammit! One of my Mentalchaos Battle Lab is blown up and now, all of our former comrades in Poland have become undead and turned against us!
*starts telepathy with Edge*
Uri: Edge, there's a massive outbreak of undead in Poland. The Mentalchaos Lab in Poland blew, releasing many chaos gas, and now, they become undead! Edge, remove those undead before it's too late!
*waiting Edge response*

Emperor Yoshiro: *giggles* Ahahahahahahaha. Those Westwood fools are harmed by their own chemicals. Good job, Kenji and your Shinobis.
Kenji: Thanks for your compliment, my Emperor.
*giggles too*

 

[Edge45]

Uri: Edge, there's a massive outbreak of undead in Poland. The Mentalchaos Lab in Poland blew, releasing many chaos gas, and now, they become undead! Edge, remove those undead before it's too late!
Grand Marshall Edge: What?!, I can't believe it, undeads near my home, who the bloody hell do such a thing?, I'll take care of this, meanwhile you should investigate who did this
*Cuts telepathy*
Grand Marshall Edge: I got an invasion in my hands but this, set course to Berlin!, I fear this "undead" has reached one of my largest airbase,
*The large Helicarrier heads to Berlin*
Edge: Deploy our aircrafts quick, alert the other the countries and evacuate all its people!,
*Aircrafts have been deployed and are sent to countries near Poland (Germany, The Balkan States, Finland, etc)*

*In Germany*
*The city is alerted of an incoming attack*
*One of EEA's largest airbase, Airbase Deltalpha, deployed its helicopters and prepares to take out the undead attacks from the skies*
*The undead wave is coming*
*The aircrafts attack while Edge's forces are heading there*

 

[Cherrymage]

Undead Rahn: Westwood human fools.
Undead Rahn (Jarmen Kell Voice): Buisness is buisness! Who's next!
*undead morale rises*
*some Undead Gatling Tanks are dispatched to destroy Edge's aircrafts*
*some Meat Wagons are seen approaching*
*Meat Wagons hurls poisoned rotting meats towards Westwood and civilian buildings*
*a big Abomination approaches*
Big Abomination: Ah, fresh meat!
*chops nearby humans (both EA and Westwood, including Edge's unfortunate pilots who lost their planes)*
*eats the chopped humans*
*A HUGE WAVE OF ZOMBIES IS APPROACHING!*
Zombie #1: I am comin'... brainzzz... *grunts*
Zombie #2: *grunts* yummy brainz...

Uri: Hmm... Rahn just gone rogue and he's now the most powerful undead here.
Uri: Yunru! Siegfried!
*Yunru and Siegfried approach*
Yunru: Yes, milord?
Uri: Well, I have a task for both of you. But first, answer this question -- Do you know there's a massive undead outbreak in Poland?
Siegfried: Yes.
Uri: Good. Then, can you investigate who's behind this outbreak, please?
Yunru: As you wish, Lord Uri.
Uri: Okay. Goodbye. Let's focus on our respective tasks.
*Yunru and Siegfried leave to investigate*

 

[Cherrymage]

...... WoW. Much silence. Many inactive. Very failure...

 

[Daffa]

*Emperor Daffa's forces decimates most, if not all current forces at Borneo with their aggressive assault and massive troops*
*as messenger reports the success*
Emperor Daffa : "now that island belongs to Shadow Empire! This island is next! That island is now named Kalimantan Island!"
General HaltWatch : "what's next order?"
Emperor Daffa : "create more bases with these MCVs, and make them decent. Time to claim this island."
*General HaltWatch forces moves to conquer the whole Java Island from any resisting inhabitants and invaders*

 

[Cherrymage]

Regime Haruhi Fujioka: "Shit! We lost the battle!"
*teleports back to Antarctica*
Regime Haruhi Fujioka: "Deroc-senpai, It... it's Daffa! And the Shadow Empire fools! We lost!"
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "What?! Daffa... is here as well? Damn. Yuri Prime, prepare some Psychic Dominators and Epsilon bases! Cocoacake, ready the Cakesector bases and the towns!"
Yuri Prime and Cocoacake: "Yes, Cakemaster."

Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Now I have to call Uri about the Shadow Empire..."
*use telepathy with Uri*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Uri! Uri! Our forces have been defeated in Borneo Island by a mysterious force known as the Shadow Empire!"
Uri: "Shadow Empire? Our expedition forces are also missing since sent to Borneo. I'll send some of my forces to Borneo. Be patient."
*cuts telepathy*
Uri: "Hmm... Proselyte Selfie! Lead a force to Borneo Island! And, please bring some Shadow Tanks along too!"
Proselyte Selfie: "Yes, milord."
*Selfie departs*

*Eastern Borneo Island*
*2 Epsilon MCV, 15 Initiates, 15 Archers, 6 Gatling Tanks and 8 Shadow Tanks arrive*
Proselyte Selfie: "Alright, let's deploy the MCV here."
*deploys the Epsilon MCVs in Eastern Borneo*
*builds up a base*

 

[Daffa]

*Emperor Daffa learns that Cake Empire of Gayza is involved in Borneo Island*
Emperor Daffa : "I thought I send them to their graves during the war at Vestroya, along with others such as those Egilians and Shadow Legion, and so on. Perhaps another dimension can be an explanation."
Emperor Daffa : "General Aurora, dispatch your forces across Borneo Island and wipe any threats!"
General Aurora : "as orders."
*General Aurora leaves*

 

[Cherrymage]

@OOC: Hey homies, shall we revive C&C: RAEA?

EDIT: So, this Alternate Roleplay is a failure, after all.

 

[Daffa]

I'm up for revival, just say the word and I'll get in again.

 

[Cherrymage]

Yes, let's revive this!
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Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Efuxis, can you do me a favor, please?"
Efuxis the Necrophos: "Yes, master?"
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "I want you to lead our forces in Borneo. We are conducting a joint operation with the Westwood Forces, to investigate the unknown force lurking there."
Efuxis the Necrophos: "Alright, I'll try my best,"
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "I wish you good luck, proselyte. Let's start your mission."

*Borneo Island*
*Efuxis' forces meet with the Mental Omega Force and Reloaded Army from Westwood*
Norio: "Greetings, you must be Efuxis, the legendary Necrophos from the Omega Multiverse, am I right?"
Efuxis the Necrophos: "Yes, and you must be Norio of the Pacific Front. Anyway, let's set up a base here,"
Michael McNeil: "This seems to be a strategic spot. Stay alert, comrades! We don't know when will the mysterious force steikes."
Reloaded GDI Lieutenant #1: "Roger."
*Efuxis, Norio and Michael construct a joint base in western Borneo*

 

[Darko_Darkking]

I am on the construction of my faction, Dark Legion (the name based of the old Shadow Legion name). It is different from Shadow Legion however, like my other unnamed enemy faction, it is evil (especially to SL).

 

[Daffa]

Emperor Daffa : "those pests can't come at the worst times. Ensure the cloaks are always on, we don't want to get spotted. Don't strike the armies."
General Xeraz : "so, how we're going to advance?"
Emperor Daffa : "Java mostly has been occupied by now, with it, we will move to Sumatra and Sulawesi Islands."
General HaltWatch : "surely we're not too provoking here... Though let's just move out now before we get into troubles."
*the Emperor and 3 Generals leave Borneo Island*

Emperor Daffa : "those who challenges the shadow, will be devoured in the shadows."

*Java Island, Jayakarta City*
Emperor Daffa : "well, now Java is under our command and Xeraz, your in charge of this administration. Aurora, you're in charge of Borneo administration and HaltWatch, you're in charge of armies at both islands."
General HaltWatch : "as ordered."
General Aurora : "all will be done per orders."
General Xeraz : "may Shadow Empire succeed."
Emperor Daffa : "go to your administration centers now. With the stealth tech we have, then we will have no issues."

*Sulawesi and Sumatra*
*after some war against resistances, Emperor Daffa manages to take over both Islands*

*Aceh*
Emperor Daffa : "well, with everything handled, we can proceed to seek the land of Australia and Malaya."
General HaltWatch : "how do you know so well of these islands and such?"
Emperor Daffa : "well let's see.... Because I stole a map from one of the bases we raid far earlier."
General HaltWatch : "very ingenious my Emperor."
Emperor Daffa : "good, now move as ordered."
General HaltWatch : "understood."

*Emperor Daffa appoints one of the new General from Vestroya that was sent here, General Raven to lead Sulawesi Island*
*meanwhile, another one ; General Fazalus was sent to lead Sumatra Island*

Emperor Daffa : "now, we're going to overrun the nearest one near us, Australia, and of course, Malaya."

 

[Cherrymage]

*unluckily for Shadow Empire, the New Gazya has taken control over Malaya*
*Cocoacake was appointed as the Resident of Tanah Melayu (Malaya) by Directive255 the Cakemaster*
Resident Cocoacake: "Don't let the mysterious force catch you off guard. Bolster our defenses! And install hi-tech detectors at key locarions!"
*the defenses of Malaya is being bolstered, and Mobile Sensor Arrays are being deployed*

Efuxis the Necrophos: "We can't find any traces of the mysterious force. Cunning minds indeed."
*a Grand Necromancer approaches Efuxis, Norio and Micheal McNeil*
Grand Necromancer #1: "Lord Efuxis, a large wave of the Electronic Asses is advancing towards this island!"
Efuxis the Necrophos: "Dammit. Brace yourselves!"
*Gazya and Westwood forces prepare themselves for the incoming waves of Electronic Asses*
*squads of troops, battalions of tanks, fleets of ships arrive to the northern coasts of Borneo*
Kenji: "Don't fail me and the Great Emperor. Slay all neutrals and enemies on sight, and loot all their belongings!"
All EAs: "Yes, master!"
*under Kenji's orders, 3 Rotten Sun bases are being constructed and the forces start their assault on nearby villages*

 

[Daffa]

Emperor Daffa : "well, Malaya has guards bolstered well, I hate when we can't rely on our stealth for assault."
General HaltWatch : "well, we can use diversion force."
Emperor Daffa : "or strike from India would be nice."
General HaltWatch : "alright! I'll get a plan ready ASAP."
Emperor Daffa : "good, tell me the result."
General HaltWatch : "understood."

*Kalimantan*
General Aurora : "well, we have no need to alert both ends we their lack of detection. We just need to ensure the two invaders land their blows on each other and leave us alone."

 

[Cherrymage]

*troops and vehicles are also dispatched on the northern Malaya, and advanced detectors are constructed there too*
*the fleets of the Gazya navy, under Cocoacake, patrol and secure the waters of the Straits of Malacca, and the East China Sea*

*EA sent several flying Burst Drones to scout the area, and detect some Shadow Empire outposts*
Suki AI: "Unknown enemies detected."
Kenji: "Those Westwood fools are cowards, they hide because they fear us. (EA is unaware about Shadow Empire and Gazya) Raid those settlements! Show no mercy!"
*several E-Ass Warriors, Tankbusters, Mecha Tengus, Tsunami Tanks and Steel Rohins are dispatched to attack a nearby Shadow Empire outpost*

 

[Edge45]

LT. Greaves: Sir, we just have contact with the forces of Gazya, intel says they are having a bloody skirmish at the Southeast Asia,
GRM Edge: Crap, Philippines is in danger, I cannot ignore it, General Townes, I intrust you to lead the battle in Russia,
Gen Townes: Yes sir,
GRM Edge: Good, get the Terramark moving, we're moving in Philippines, let's go!

General Townes: Alright boys, let's continue the battle, send in forces to Stalingrad, contact in Himalaya Airbase to call forth a bombing campaign, let's get moving double time
*With haste, Grand Marshall Edge with his half smaller than the Firebird aircarrier Terramark heads to Philippines*

 

[Daffa]

*Shadow Empire outpost*
Captain : "we're under attack!"
Messenger : "we have the General reported about the situation."
Captain : "orders?"
Messenger : "send a signal flare, he order us to bait Gayza and the Westwood."
Captain : "very well."
*a signal flare is sent to the skies*
*the explosion is very eye catchy and daunting*

 

[Cherrymage]

Norio: "Ah, a signal flare! Let's check what's going on there, shall we?"
Michael McNeil: "Yes."
Efuxis the Necrophos: "Then, should I stay here and watch the base?"
Norio: "Ahhh... yes. We need somebody to stay in our base, in case if EA or the mysterious force launch a nasty ambush."
Efuxis the Necrophos: "I will try my best guarding our base, proselyte."
Norio: "Then, Pacific Battalion 69, and Michael, let's move."
*Norio, Michael McNeil, the Pacific Battalion 69 and the GDI forces move towards the signal flare*

 

[Edge45]

*Terramark arrives at Clark Airbase*
*GRM Edge and his officers makes their way to the Command Center Malacañang*
*After some hours of travel*
*They have arrived*
*They then entered the palace and discuss in their plans*
Edge: Alright, so the situation in the south have gone to a bit of some worse thing, and this land may be target, so are our plan is to defend Philippines from any attackers, and if these punkly suckers dare to attack us, then we attack them, agreed?!
Officers: Aye!
Edge: Good, now its dinner, let's eat!

 

[Daffa]

*Shadow Empire defenders hold the outpost at bay*

*Carefully, Emperor Daffa changes his plans to start attacking from the lands of Vietnam*
*he transport his forces carefully through the sea and air to ensure alarms doesn't sound*
Emperor Daffa : "the main goal is to overthrown those Gayzans out of here."
General HaltWatch : "alright, we will commence assault at once."
*near Gayza Malaya border, General HaltWatch sets his forces at the ready*
General HaltWatch : "I must keep this stealthy and quickly."

 

[Cherrymage]

*the Gazya people at the northern border of Malaya are fat and lazy with their prosperity*
*the unsuspecting border guards don't seemed to care too much, and some even nap at duty hours*

 

[Devin]

EVA: "General, EA forces are advancing in philippines. China will not tolerate this."
Mission objective:
1- Create 10 Factories
2- Create a Breeder Reactor
3- Create a nuclear missile
4- Create 40 Red guards, 5 Dragon Tanks, 2 Overlords , 10 Battle Master Tank , 3 Inferno Cannons

*Chinese transport ship lands at shore*
*Chinese transport ship: Unload (3 Dozers, 5 Battlemaster Tank , 10 Red Guards*
Dozer: "China will grow larger!"
*Dozers build nuclear reactor, command center, barracks*
EVA: "Reinforcement has arrived."
*2 Chinese battleships arrive*
*Dozers build War factory, Propaganda Center , Breeder Reactor*
*Warfactory and Barrack start training troops*
*Dozers build Nuclear missile , Airfield and Gattling cannons across the base*
*The units are finished building*
*Dozers begin building factories*
Dozer: "Ah yesh!"
*10 Factories are built*
*Camera switches to factories*
*Trucks pick up products and move to planes or transport themselves*
Chinese Truck: "Hahaha, No more "Good" products EA!"
EVR: "You are victorious!"
*Chinese sounds begin to play*

*EA Drones, machines engines begin to fail and some explode*
*EA Soldier armor are seen being weak and of bad quality as same as machines armor*

 

[Cherrymage]

*massive waves of EA begin assault on Manchuria and Inner Mongolia*
EA Commander #1: "Show no mercy! Loot their MONEY! Steal their products! Steal their sexy ladies! Hahahaha!"
*EA soldiers' morale rises tremendously*
*E-Asses begin their pillage and slaughter anyone who dares stand in their way*

EA Commander #2: "What!? Our forces...... and China... *faints in frustration*"
EA Soldier #1: "Hey, what happe-- *his armor leaks electricity, shocking him*"
*falls down, vomits then loses consciousness*
*many other EA soldiers in Philippines suffer the same shock*
Voice: "Malver, at your servi--"
*an elite orc is approaching the position of the voice, then gives a slash to the air*
*a man is revealed, he's none but Malver*
Malver: "Ouch! Damn you, orcs! Krugorim, you're worthless piece of shit!"
Warchief Krugorim: "Why don't you just die! Human fools. Attack!"
Hogzul: "Yes, master!"
Raider #1: "With pleasure!"
*a few Rocksoul orcs (Krugorim's orcs) begins attacking EA and Chinese forces*
*several warlocks are stationed behind the Chinese base*
Warlock #1: "Huh huh huh!"
*summon Doomdemons with their full mana*
*the Doomdemons are sent to the Chinese base in Philiphines*

 

[Devin]

EVA: "General, we detected orcs marching on our base, they seek to destroy china. Their attempts are futile, China will not stand down!"

Mission objective:
1- Build 5 Gattling cannons
2- Defend against the incoming Orc forces
3- The Breeder reactor must survive.
4- Survive for 10:00 Minutes

Philippines,Hong Haian

*Dozers build gattling cannons and radio towers (Rotr) around the entrances of the base*
*Orcs start attacking Hong Haian*
*Red guards start moving towards Gattling cannons with battle master tanks and clash with orc forces*
Red Guard: "China!!!"
*Camera switches to central entrace*
*An upgraded Nuclear Overlord (There are 3 of them) arrives at the central entrance*
Overlord: "Nothing in our way."
*Overlord fires at 4 incoming orcs having them explode and get thrown meters away*
*Overlord's gattling cannon starts firing at incoming orcs*
*Meanwhile*
Red Guard: "Protect the Breeder reactor (Defended by 3 Gattling cannons and twin fangs) at all costs!"
*The remaining forces (containing the 2 other overlords) staition around the breeder reactor*
*Doom demons attack*
EVA: "General, The enemies of china are attacking from inside!"
*Some red guards and battlemaster tanks are sent to the doomdemons*
EVA: "Only 5 minutes remain general, hold on!"

 

[Cherrymage]

Doomdemon #1: "Die! For the Burning Legion!"
*stomps the ground with great demonic force, tossing Chinese forces meters away*
Doomdemon #2: "Cripple."
*cast Demonic Cripple on a Overlord Tank (Yes, it works on mechanical units)*
*Doomdemons continue their slaughter*
*more orcs arrive: 8 Raiders, 6 Grunts, 6 Spearmen and 4 Necrolyte*
Raider #1: "Lok'tar."
*the orcish reinforcements strike Chinese forces in the base*
*a few catapults approach the battlefield*
*the earth shakes as catapults are loaded and moved into position*
Orc Captain: "Attack!"
*the mighty catapults of Rocksoul unleash their powerful burning stones at the Breeder Reactor, inflicting critical damage at the reactor*

*meanwhile*
*EA has already conquered the northern part of Manchuria and the entire Korean Peninsula*
*massive fleets of Rotten Sun Imperial Navy and Ruskie-Americorn Coalition Navy from Korean Peninsula advance to Beijing*

*E-Ass Emperor's Palace, Tokyo*
Emperor Yoshiro: "What!? Other outlanders have also made it here? This time the greenskin orcs!?"
Kenji: "Y... Yes... my Emperor..."
Emperor Yoshiro: "These green creatures are tiresome barbarians, nothing more! The authority of the Great Electronic Asses and my rule cannot be denied! I am the Emperor of the Rotten Sun, and the Electronic Asses!"

 

[Edge45]

*In Philippines*
Officer: uh sir, the northern area has turned into a battlefield,
Edge: Eh, who's battling,
Officer: EA and uh, dunno, its many,
Edge: That's it, boys, no more EA nor Westwood, well others aswell, we create our own!, its time to rogue up!, and I'm also wanting to say these, destroy them all!
*Edge signed away from EA and turned himself and his army as rogues*
Edge: To War!
*A call came*
USA President: Hello, Grand Marshall Edge, this is outragious!,
Edge: I know, that's why you suck,
*Edge hangup*
USA President: ...................T_T
Edge: Let's go!
*The rogue army prepared their troops and launched towards northern Philippines*
*At north, where the chinese and orcs battled*
*A great shadow covers the skies*
*The great airfleet of Edge's army sweeps over*
*Bombers began bombing the two factions and leaving them crippled*
*Alpha Auroras and King Raptors began sweeping over their structures, decimating them*
*Then Aerial machineries began dominating the battlefield*
Edge: Ok, let's give these suckers some very touchy present, lauch the Tomahawk Storm!
*The Tomahawk Storm stationed within Terramark is launched*
*10 Tomahawk missiles rippled on the ground*
Edge: Now, we shall call ourselves, The Airkings!

 

[Cherrymage]

Warchief Krugorim: "Damn! Our weapons are unable to deal with these flying mechabirds! Retreat!"
Hogzul: "Yes, master"
*Krugorim, Hogzul and many other orcs retreat to southeast China, leaving a few unfortunate Peons and those fighting with the Chinese forces to die*

Uri: "Are you kidding!?"
Yunru: "No! Edge and his people backstabbed us, and called themselves the Airkings!"
Uri: "I'll prepare my forces soon. Yunru, keep an eye on the Airkings. And don't let them notice us spying on them."
Yunru: "Yes, Lord Uri."

*meanwhile, somewhere in Japan*
*Regime Haruhi and her Regime forces are dispatched to destroy Rotten Sun for good*
*after setting up a base, Regime Haruhi and her champions take a break in the Regime Construction Yard*
Regime Haruhi Fujioka: "Deroc, he's such an idiot...and he's a huge obstacle to my goals. My Regime was ruined by that foolish jerk once, but, one day, the Regime will rise again, under my guidance and brilliant reign, and we will turn against him..."
Regime Honey: "Yeah, I was also dissastified about the Cockmaster's rule. We will rise..."
Regime Haruhi Fujioka: "Besides, both Westwood of Urine and Electronic Asses of Yoshiro are also a great annoyance to me, and a bothersome obstacle to my plans. Soon, all will bow before me, and I will rule this realm for eternity."
Regime Thrall: "Yes, my Empress, you are the only rightful ruler of this world."
Regime Haruhi Fujioka: "Shh... Gilbert the lapdog of Deroc and Malver of Westwood are coming here. We will continue the discussion again, when the time is right."
*Regime champions exit the Construction Yard, and starts commanding the forces*